Equal Rights. . so that we can live normal lives like you We demand equal rights... DON' T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I' M TALKING!!! 50 yes, we demand to be treated equ
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#1 - jermi (09/15/2013) [-]
#3 to #1 - Rascal (09/16/2013) [-]
you wouldnt
#4 to #1 - zomura (09/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - roliga (09/16/2013) [-]
>be me
>live in Tolerance Zone #65
>be nu-trans fourth trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc
>see cis white male at the zoo
>ask "mommies, what's that?"
>they don't know
>Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield
>tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime
>tells me not to be scared, because the monsters' penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars
>start to cry
>s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up
>feel the calming femininity wash over me
>s/he tells me that the monsters aren't allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society
>go back out to gaze once more at the cis-gendered abomination
>throw Privilege Peanuts at him
>everyone laughs
>take some soma
>go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature
#15 to #11 - transgendered (09/16/2013) [-]
Lesbiophillic Heteromollusc.
Oh god I laughed too hard at that...
User avatar #18 to #11 - fistoftheaxis (09/16/2013) [-]
>LBJQGTA5

Mah *****
User avatar #34 to #11 - ilikecawk (09/16/2013) [-]
>2038
>Live in the Free-Liberal Feminist Zone 8153XU41 of Los Angeles
>passing by Equality Enforcement Brigade checkpoint to get to work
>forgot to take my estrogen pill and insert estrogen-laced anal privilege reminder in the morning
>know I'll set off privilege checker
>missed work two times this month because of this
>don't want to lose my job so I risk it
>finally get to the front of the queue
>scanner lets out alarm
>"RAPE RAPE RAPE" it blurts out repeatedly in a loud non-offensive feminine voice
>hijab wearing racialfluid transspecies muscular midget womyn steps in front of me
>"You are in violation of the Diversity Decree of 2014, by God-Emperor Obama submit to mandatory state-sponsored privilege checking!" she shouts.
>Know what's about to happen
>womyn takes another step towards me and tries to grab me
>hear what sounds like a gunshot
>suddenly her head explodes in a shower of gore
>guns were outlawed by Obama after the First Invasion of Texas
>her fellow womyn look around confused
>hear the gallop of a horse coming closer to me
>hear more gunshots
>each shot takes down an Equality Enforcer
>turn my head to finally see my savior
>Christopher Dorner riding valiantly upon a white steed
>"but, but, but they killed you" I say still shaken from the encounter
>"You can't corner the Dorner" he replies
User avatar #35 to #34 - estrogen (09/16/2013) [-]
Yes I lace together all anal privlidges
User avatar #17 - crazyeyedbioll (09/16/2013) [-]
I like how if anyone speaks against the extremist type feminists that we all hate suddenly they are accused of being a fedora type.
#26 to #17 - laxwarriord (09/16/2013) [-]
Its the same way anyone who has an opinion different to that of the majority is being "edgy"
User avatar #31 to #17 - gayboard (09/16/2013) [-]
It's because FJ isn't the place to do that. (Also, it kinda makes you look like a jerk.)

There are diaries and blogs for it.
User avatar #32 to #31 - crazyeyedbioll (09/16/2013) [-]
If it's funny to someone, then hell. FJ is the place for it. Who is anyone to decide what is funny and what isnt funny enough to be on FJ? You see this as just opinionated hate mongering Im guessing, but I see it as a funny joke.
User avatar #20 to #17 - charpentier (09/16/2013) [-]
Even if you are not that type and also a woman. Most people tend to generalize, which create that kind of ignorant ******** .
User avatar #21 to #20 - crazyeyedbioll (09/16/2013) [-]
I dont see how making fun of extremist feminists generalizes anything. There are good feminists who do the right thing, then there are crazy bitches who want all men dead because a bad boy broke their heart etc. Honestly I find feminism and maleism pointless, if everyone really wanted equality why not just be equalists? inb4 LoK jokes
User avatar #22 to #21 - charpentier (09/16/2013) [-]
That's not who I was referring
#10 - fishinyourface (09/16/2013) [-]
there are no words for how stupid this post is
there are no words for how stupid this post is
User avatar #2 - roelrollx (09/15/2013) [-]
wow this post makes a woman look like adolf hitler except towards men, and not jews

jewish men?
User avatar #7 to #2 - spacehawk (09/16/2013) [-]
So its accurate, then.
User avatar #19 to #7 - charpentier (09/16/2013) [-]
It's only accurate if you are dumb enough to think that all women are like that.
#27 to #19 - Rascal (09/16/2013) [-]
But where did it say that all women were like this? Was it implied that all women were like this, or was it implied that radical women are like this? What about some kind of medium in between?

The point being, take it with a grain of salt and move on. Because at the end of the day, no matter how you read into it, you're wrong - there simply is no right answer.
User avatar #37 to #27 - charpentier (09/16/2013) [-]
No. It was not implied. It was clearly stated.
User avatar #12 - randomserb (09/16/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk has become a place for fedora indoctrination.
#13 - deletedmyaccount (09/16/2013) [-]
Oh man, I remember that time a woman turned into a badly drawn demon and skewered me with a flag.

Man, what a bitch.
User avatar #30 to #8 - gayboard (09/16/2013) [-]
You called?
#29 - gayboard (09/16/2013) [-]
What the 			****		?   
This post sucks..    
   
I could write an essay about all the things wrong, but one, I'm too tired, and two I'd probably just masturbate halfway through.    
But to put it in a nutshell, OP is butthurt over women apparently and is taking his angered misogyny out like FJ is his diary. The end.
What the **** ?
This post sucks..

I could write an essay about all the things wrong, but one, I'm too tired, and two I'd probably just masturbate halfway through.
But to put it in a nutshell, OP is butthurt over women apparently and is taking his angered misogyny out like FJ is his diary. The end.
User avatar #5 - bodox (09/16/2013) [-]
sounds about right
#36 - daxeboo ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
This post is gay.
This post is gay.
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User avatar #23 - bitchplzzz (09/16/2013) [-]
GAYYYYYYYYY
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