Oh Russia!. I would become russian for them gloves. Wea rs a complete radiative protection suit Hrot triers, airs am-: . : Haul id like dem
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#1 - Rascal (09/16/2013) [-]
These kind of suits dont protect you from radiation, a thick wall of lead does. He wears a thin coat and an air filter to protect himself from radioactive dust that'll make you sick even after you leave an area with radiation, he can wash his hands afterwards.

#idiots that portrait russians as stupid
#16 to #1 - Rascal (09/16/2013) [-]

seriously, dont do it if you dont know how to do it properly...
User avatar #31 to #1 - bjornkrage (09/16/2013) [-]
actually, the only thing you'll need a thick wall of lead for is gamma radiation, but that's (in most cases) not even that dangerous. In the case of beta radiation, you'd need a aluminium suit, and alpha radiation wouldn't even penetrate your skin.
User avatar #58 to #1 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/16/2013) [-]
i dont think it makes them look stupid I think it makes Russians badass as **** oh god am I going to be shot when ww3 happens
#61 to #1 - Rascal (09/16/2013) [-]
Also the half finger thing is because is easier to control gear with bare fingers and it keeps palms warm.
User avatar #66 to #1 - funnyrage (09/16/2013) [-]
were you russian to somewhere or what?
#38 to #1 - xnotcreative (09/16/2013) [-]
I thought this was Ukrainian.
User avatar #44 to #1 - TJED (09/16/2013) [-]
Pretty sure you're over reacting with the whole "#idiots that portray Russians as stupid" since this is most likely just STALKER cosplay
#35 to #1 - Rascal (09/16/2013) [-]

You must be Russian.
User avatar #70 to #35 - happytimesfome (09/17/2013) [-]
oh **** lol
#10 to #1 - vaskaduzea (09/16/2013) [-]
and he needs fingerles gloves so he can have a tight grip on his gun . you dont want to drop your mag in the field, thats never good.
User avatar #45 to #36 - ferrocordis (09/16/2013) [-]
This right here? This is win.
#57 to #36 - jarofdirt (09/16/2013) [-]
Gotta love /k/
#26 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
#56 to #26 - greensky (09/16/2013) [-]
Funny thing
That's Poland
Fckin Śląsk
User avatar #4 - grandlordchicken (09/16/2013) [-]
Get out of here stalker.
#32 to #4 - emostrawberry (09/16/2013) [-]
Oh hello stalker, i couldn't see you there
#27 - clonedcommando ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
"And to my left you will see the wonderful housing options we have here in the Metro, it's just resently been cleared of watchmen! It even comes with a Bastard for home defense!"
#33 to #27 - wheres (09/16/2013) [-]
>not knowing this is superior stalker
User avatar #42 to #27 - ronsha (09/16/2013) [-]
On my third run through of this game, this time on ranger hardcore
#47 to #42 - rollmania (09/16/2013) [-]
I wish you luck, fellow Artyom.
#65 - dontknowmeatall (09/16/2013) [-]
Never more relevant.
#67 to #65 - cjwers (09/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #71 to #67 - happytimesfome (09/17/2013) [-]
**** me I just spent like three minutes making a reaction pic puck
User avatar #43 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/16/2013) [-]
...He does look pretty badass though.
#3 - Rascal (09/16/2013) [-]
Thank you. I guess in this guys head radiation stops at the first layer of clothing...
User avatar #63 - alimais (09/16/2013) [-]
Here have a really good webseries if you like that kinda theme

#52 - garfvader (09/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 - toosexyforyou (09/16/2013) [-]
Last time I checked, people don't breath through their finger tips.
User avatar #14 to #12 - nuclearcomedy (09/16/2013) [-]
Radioactive protection suit has nothing to do with breathing, it has to do with keeping radioactive waves away from the skin in case of possibly taking it in through the skin and causing mutation or radiation sickness.
User avatar #15 to #14 - toosexyforyou (09/16/2013) [-]
lol that's definitely not a radioactive suit bro
User avatar #17 to #15 - nuclearcomedy (09/16/2013) [-]
The joke literally says "Wears a radioactive protection suit. But half finger gloves are sooooooooooo cool"

This is the joke, the joke does not have to be 100% accurate, you clearly did not get the joke, or otherwise you wouldn't have made the breathing through fingertips comment.
User avatar #18 to #17 - toosexyforyou (09/16/2013) [-]
That guy could be wearing the most protective gloves in the world, that suit would not protect him against anything above very mild amounts of radiation.
User avatar #19 to #18 - nuclearcomedy (09/16/2013) [-]
The **** did I just say about accuracy? Just the fact alone that he wears fingerless gloves is the whole purpose of this content, the fact that he's exposing skin is the joke, due to pop culture in Games and Movies to have such retarded logic.
#55 to #19 - tylerxchoice (09/16/2013) [-]
You to have lost that argument pretty hard buddy.
User avatar #69 to #55 - nuclearcomedy (09/16/2013) [-]
The fact you think the thumbs determine if I've lost the argument makes you retarded.
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#9 to #2 - venomthc (09/16/2013) [-]
**** you! Theres allways plenty of vodka to fight capitalistic radiation pig!
#5 to #2 - Rascal (09/16/2013) [-]
Concrete and cement actually secrete radiation.
User avatar #20 to #2 - ginginhunter (09/16/2013) [-]
Or a fridge made in the USSR
its packed with some kind of anti radiation metal
#6 to #2 - schmitty (09/16/2013) [-]
Are you retarded? We have suits that the military is issued that are made to withstand radiation and chemical attacks. We also don't use gas masks anymore, they're called pro masks, or protective masks, they protect against, gases, particulants, and all three kinds of radiation. The masks that are slowly being phased out had filters that protected you for a solid 24 hours of contamination before you had to change the filter. The new ones have 2 filters instead of one that also protect you for 24 hours of continuous contamination but these ones have a sensor on them that indicate when to change them, they also have a seal that stays there for 5 seconds after you remove on of the filters to replace it. The suits I'm talking about are called JSLISTs and they protect you from all kinds of chemical and gas attacks and also protect you from radiation. While it is better for you are not directly in the radiation to begin with, these suits will definitely protect you.

TL;DR You're completely wrong and should reevaluate where you get your information from.
#11 to #6 - Rascal (09/16/2013) [-]
What? Surely there is no suit that can protect you from gamma radiation? It would be far too heavy and immobile.
User avatar #25 to #6 - thenez ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
From what I gather, these suits will stop alpha particles, but not beta or gamma particles.
User avatar #28 to #25 - schmitty (09/16/2013) [-]
Any kind of clothing can stop alpha radiation, the shirt you're wearing right now could stop alpha radiation. These suits, like the filters on the masks, can protect you for a continuous 24 hours of contamination. I'm not saying it's in your best interest to just stand out in a radioactive area while wearing these suits, there's always the small chance that they don't work quite as advertised, but in my training we were told that these suits protect from all three kinds of radiation.
User avatar #29 to #28 - thenez ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
What are the suits layered with?

From the short amount of research I have done, it would take 1 cm of lead to reduce gamma ray intensity by 50%.
User avatar #54 to #29 - melwach (09/16/2013) [-]
As a rule of thumb:
Paper-sheets block alpha, thin aluminium-sheets block beta, thick lead walls block gamma.

scource: chemistry practical
#7 to #6 - gtastuntdude ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Would you be able to point me in the direction where I'd be able to read up on the differing kinds of radiation that you mentioned? Or is it simple enough to find with a google search without too much irrelevant topics?
User avatar #8 to #7 - schmitty (09/16/2013) [-]
The different kinds are Alpha, Beta and Gamma, with Alpha being the most dangerous, despite being the easiest to stop. If you just do a quick Google search on those different kinds of radiation you shouldn't have too much trouble.
User avatar #13 - browncatsmeow (09/16/2013) [-]
The only good part of this post is that the guy looks awesome, like an enemy from infamous or something.
#21 - yurilowenthalll (09/16/2013) [-]
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#23 to #21 - krynax (09/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #68 - iamnuff (09/16/2013) [-]
yeah, gas-mask and long-coat is totally radiation proof.

#60 - Rascal (09/16/2013) [-]
this was from a webseries no?
User avatar #50 - matakeshi ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
radioactive particles on skin doesnt do much, because the most dangerous alpha particles dont hit your cells, but when you breathe in those radioactive dusts in your lungs, it directly hits you in your body and only then its lethal.
#51 to #50 - neelix (09/16/2013) [-]
Injesting them is just as bad, so he should have his hands covered for defs, unless he wants to spend ages cleaning his hands to make sure he doesn't drag any in his safe environment.
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