Depressing.... . This is what movie heroes looked like when I grew up .e. and this is what movie heroes looked like when you grew up I would cry' for you, but r
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User avatar #2 - brucekillah (09/15/2013) [-]
What man considers that bitch a movie hero?
User avatar #10 to #2 - Grom (09/16/2013) [-]
he's actually not a bad guy, and admittedly hates twilight
I saw a video where he's being swarmed by twilight fans and you hear someone yell "CEDRIC!" and he parts the crowd to find the guy, signs him an autograph, and leaves without so much as acknowledging the twilight fans
#37 to #10 - savethepandas (09/16/2013) [-]
Wow, Robert deserves a Krabby Patty.

Please someone make a better pun out of it.
User avatar #18 to #10 - symustafa (09/16/2013) [-]
link to vid?
User avatar #67 to #18 - Grom (09/16/2013) [-]
I tried finding it, with no luck
#16 to #10 - pappysmurf (09/16/2013) [-]
Hahaha awesome!
#5 - gahlskaag (09/16/2013) [-]
Are you trying to say that there are no masculine male movie characters at all these days? Off the top of my head I can think of at least one that is in the cinema at the moment, the latest movie in the Chronicles of Riddick. Granted I dont really like Vin Diesel these days, but I would say he could easily be considered to fit the role of a masculine male.
#44 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Lets forget all those Marvel and DC movies, that **** never happened, right? And The Lord of the Rings movies were pretty pansy, not like it had an army of the dead, dudes slaying giant elephants, armies of violent, ruthless, corrupted creatures made for the sole purpose of destruction all living under a constantly erupting volcano.
#6 - asasqw (09/16/2013) [-]
Bitch please
Bitch please
User avatar #14 to #6 - killerofmuffins (09/16/2013) [-]
Hail to the king baby!
User avatar #17 to #6 - spainisbad (09/16/2013) [-]
I present you... the BOOMSTICK!
#49 to #6 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
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#13 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
You're forgetting Thor, The Avengers, Wolverine, Batman, Die Hard sequels, Ip Man, oh god. I get the funny but ... Sir... No boy who aspires to be a man watches twilight
User avatar #34 to #13 - sketchE (09/16/2013) [-]
apparently theyre making another movie about ipman
#59 - diroccodoodleedoo (09/16/2013) [-]
Ugh, this is ******** . Both of those are horrible male characters. One is an over the top macho power fantasy, simultaneously glorifying and strengthening the idea that men are (or should be) nothing more than violent brutes with no emotions or emotional weakness. The other is an unrealistic fantasy of what some women want men to be, a feminine, but at the same time powerful protector with a perfect body and a perfect soul who somehow wants to waste his time hanging around a boring cardboard cutout of a female lead (read: self insert character). The flipside is true for female characters is true, and definitely much more prevalent, but at least they get attention for being sexist/ ****** female characters. These male characters however, don't. If I want to cry because I'm sad, I ******* will, and if I'm not a pale looking dude who sparkles in the sunlight, I shouldn't be considered unattractive. The sad thing about this post is that, while male characters in Twilight and its ilk are unrealistic, they are made for immature girls to stroke it to, not for us; This whole macho man, "I'm so tough, I don't cry, cause crying is for girls and weaklings" image is a sexist attitude towards men, perpetrated by men.

Now I'm not saying being masculine is bad, after all, this is coming from a dude who has had a beard since 7th grade, just that overblown image of masculinity is. And for the record, I am not calling silly action movies, or even Twilight movies harmful or sexist or what have you. They are just cheesecake, stupid pleasures with no real merit, much like porn or actual cheesecake, and that's where they should be and that's where they should stay, the second someone uses them as benchmarks for how actual people should be, that's when it becomes a problem.

sorry for the rant, have a squidbuck

#43 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Yes, because twilight is the only movie made in the last 10 years....
#62 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
I'm sorry that our generation doesn't prefer action heroes that are shirtless, well-tanned men with bulging muscles glistening with sweat.
#56 - Yojimbo (09/16/2013) [-]
> Implying there weren't fruity heroes in the 80's
> Implying Edward from Twilight is representative of all of cinema's heroes in present day
> Implying OP is anything even resembling a real man.

What a stupid ******* post, go back to Facebook OP.

Pic related, an 80's hero
#42 - wesergold (09/16/2013) [-]
that's a stupid comparison. those are completly different movie genres with a completly different fanbase. that's like saying the movie hero of the 80s was Patrick Swayze.
#41 - Lewx ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Real men also don't watch Twilight, faggot.
Real men also don't watch Twilight, faggot.
User avatar #26 - Scorchtwentyfour ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
He looks like an overcooked sausage.
User avatar #15 - larsravn (09/16/2013) [-]
>implying people on Fj are like 6 or 7 years old.

Please dont be that stupid.
#12 - vaskaduzea (09/16/2013) [-]
omg stuff i liek so much betterz than stuff you like  XDDDDD
omg stuff i liek so much betterz than stuff you like XDDDDD
User avatar #4 - thedarkassassin (09/16/2013) [-]
Those are 2 different genres of movies. You can't compare them, really.
Twilight still sucks, though.
#3 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Remember when Rambo cried at the end of first blood?
#30 to #3 - nehger **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
wait a sec are you trying to make me feel the feel?
#1 - harbydeath ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
pic very ******* related
User avatar #8 to #1 - morbidbreath (09/16/2013) [-]
what are you? 12?
User avatar #36 - randomathon (09/16/2013) [-]
says rambo is a hero. says real men don't cry. rambo cries in first blood. The **** you trying to say op?
#19 - notquitesolidsnake (09/16/2013) [-]
You forgot about a few new heroes buddy
#21 to #19 - notquitesolidsnake (09/16/2013) [-]
Because we all had wolverine in 1989
#23 to #19 - notquitesolidsnake (09/16/2013) [-]
Oh cant forget a good one from 1978 like this
#25 to #19 - notquitesolidsnake (09/16/2013) [-]
and who can forget this from schlinders list
#27 to #19 - notquitesolidsnake (09/16/2013) [-]
so yeah **** you op for beating a god damned dead horse with a piece of iron rebar, I'll take my heroes of toady over the ones from a golden age you weren't even born in
#28 to #27 - notquitesolidsnake (09/16/2013) [-]
forgot this heroic bastard, that bromanced the ******* stone to death
#22 to #19 - notquitesolidsnake (09/16/2013) [-]
Please Explain, to me was it 1994 or 1995 this movie came out
#24 to #19 - notquitesolidsnake (09/16/2013) [-]
Liam was just a spry young fella at 22 when in 1985 this came out
User avatar #9 - deadnannersreturns (09/16/2013) [-]
real men aren't afraid to show that they feel
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