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#1 - sircrocodile
Reply +239
(09/15/2013) [-]
Brilliant. I shall do the same to my future children.
#254 to #1 - jaynsilentbob
Reply 0
(09/16/2013) [-]
whatever you do, don't speak in a scouse or geordie accent. They're just awful.
#238 to #1 - onceapiece
Reply 0
(09/16/2013) [-]
I've read that kids will usually pick up the accents of their friends, rather than their parents, so I don't think this will actually work.
#60 to #1 - nlogax
Reply +8
(09/16/2013) [-]
Implying...
#33 to #1 - themisstophat
Reply 0
(09/15/2013) [-]
But which one?
But which one?
#4 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(09/15/2013) [-]
I don't have to fake it because i am British mu hahaha
#22 to #4 - sircrocodile
Reply +8
(09/15/2013) [-]
I have been telling my mates about this and they all agree that it is a fantastic idea. First born shall be called Charles and the second, Victoria.
< A Picture of Older brother Charles giving away his sister Victoria at her wedding, long after I have gone.
Charles has a PHD and Victoria is studying medicine in Cambridge.

I'm so proud.
#97 to #22 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
Reply +18
(09/16/2013) [-]
Then it turns out your english accent sucks, and they end up with something similar to an australian accent. First born will be a girl, you say screw it and call her Victoria anyway, the second is finally a male, someone to continue your lineage, and you name him Charles. You also have an unplanned third male son, you call him Bob because you don't really care as he turns out to be retarded, but your wife refuses to have an abortion.

At 14 Charles will start doing drugs, telling you nothing and his grades start falling. By his 18th birthday he is a junkie hanging out with his gang friends who know him as Carl and he abandons school to start working to pay his drug debts.

Your younger son will die at 11 years old due to his condition, your wife, who became depressed and emotionally fragile when you had Bob, will commit suicide and you will become the only source of income to your household.

With your financial state, your daughter is obligated to become a stripper in order to pay for her Medicine degree in Cambridge (She goes by the artistic name of Sugar Vicky btw) and eventually will turn to prostitution. She then becomes pregnant from one of her clients who used a defective condom, and she becomes a single mother, and has to abandon university to take care of her child.

This is pretty much the last you will hear of them as after the death of your wife the family was broken, and drifted apart. You will spend the rest of your days alone, struggling with bills, until due to age you can no longer sustain yourself alone and have to go to a nursing home where in a few years later you will quietly die in your sleep, alone.

Crushed your dreams yet?
#172 to #97 - daentraya
Reply +3
(09/16/2013) [-]
I like the way you think. You're a man of my own heart, pwnmissilereborn
#117 to #97 - mondominiman ONLINE
Reply +6
(09/16/2013) [-]
That was amazing
#5 to #4 - enemyoftrn
Reply 0
(09/15/2013) [-]
Well, odd congrats to you sir.