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#8 - rawfulz (09/15/2013) [-]
#127 to #8 - theblackhorntail ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #49 to #38 - byobgraffpro (09/16/2013) [-]
did you really have to bring dr who into this?
#52 to #38 - fedexman (09/16/2013) [-]
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#46 to #38 - equestriaman ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
knock knock knock knock
User avatar #119 to #38 - turdburgalar (09/16/2013) [-]
#4 - daichialkoor (09/15/2013) [-]
knock knock.
Who's there?
Freedom, mutthafuka'!
#14 to #4 - olicoooombs (09/16/2013) [-]
Freedom mutthafuka who?
#150 to #14 - daichialkoor (09/17/2013) [-]
Well... i actually failed the joke by skipping one of the steps, and now i have nothing clever to add... well played dude.
#12 - popesoybean (09/16/2013) [-]
#41 - givehimthemulk (09/16/2013) [-]
I'm out of the loop, I didn't know America was responsible for the 100,000 dead people in Syria
#121 to #41 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
According to FJ, America is responsible for all the deaths in the world nowadays. Everything from murderous dictators to the common goddamn cold is blamed on them.
User avatar #1 - voltkills (09/15/2013) [-]
only the US has not attacked syria, and as of yet there is no actual civil war in egypt, just a whole lot of rigged elections and military takeovers.
#60 - infinitereaper ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
America tries to help:

Everyone ******* hates us.

America does nothing:

Everyone ******* hates us.

User avatar #87 to #60 - zomaru (09/16/2013) [-]
If you help too much, they become dependent.
If you don't help at all, then you're an ass hole.
If you do things right, people aren't sure if you have done anything at all. Then complain because you are an not helping enough and calling you an ass hole.
User avatar #89 to #60 - miklthepikl (09/16/2013) [-]
**** it, we should just adopt isolationism and watch it burn
User avatar #102 to #60 - defensive (09/16/2013) [-]
Don't help!
If you guys just stopped trying to help, people would like you more.
#103 to #60 - pankajssharma (09/16/2013) [-]
I this wouldn't have been done then we might have faced some more Terrorist group
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#138 to #60 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
A great example of a brainwashed american...

Stop listening to the media you ******* sheep.
#73 to #60 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
>America tries to enslave, murder, rape, and kill everyone*
>Everyone ******* hates us

#76 to #73 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
oh is funny because you dont understand **** about anything, i get it.
having fun in your first year college class? bet that teacher is teaching you everything you could possibly ever need to know about the world and politicals in general
User avatar #90 to #73 - miklthepikl (09/16/2013) [-]
smells like a liberal arts education...
User avatar #77 to #60 - exhaustedheadcase (09/16/2013) [-]
its the price of being one of the most well known and influential ( for good or bad its still true)countries on the world stage
no matter what we do we will have people pointing fingers and blaming us, the price we pay for being big brother to the rest of the world
honestly i think if we would just get back to our isolationist roots everyone can go kill themselves and america can sit back and drink our subpar beers in peace. but sadly that is not possible
#79 to #77 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
When Russia goes to war its for wordly good. When China goes to war its for wordly good. So on so forth. America is no different. Other western countries dont buy this Big Brother properganda. We often dont want to get involved in Wars or even feel the cause is worthy of a war. But often we have to because we rely on trade with the US. All im saying just be wary of the properganda your elders sell you. Common thinking in my country (NZ) is 'When will America stop warmongering." Im sorry if it offends, but its what a lot of us think.
#81 to #79 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Ohh and ofcourse, we'd never say that to your face.
User avatar #84 to #77 - mcmanybucks (09/16/2013) [-]
America might be a big brother, but its the retarded kinda brother that cant control his Retard Powers thus destroying everything..
#98 to #60 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Tries to help by killing civilians
#88 to #60 - dafunkad ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
"tries to help" lol'd

More seriously this how your media describes it ? Protecting your interest =/= helping mate.
User avatar #107 to #60 - jokervsbatsy (09/16/2013) [-]
Nobody hates America for not doing anything. It's the UN that should interfere, not a country.
User avatar #54 - Durricane **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeah.. The dude gasses his own people. Lets hate America.
User avatar #134 to #54 - brobafett ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
12 year old detected.
#55 to #54 - whenindoubtsplooge ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
we didn't need to get involved
User avatar #59 to #55 - thelastamerican (09/16/2013) [-]
And if you look really closely after our president finishes his speech tomorrow you'll be able to see the huge boot print on his ass that Putin left there. We shouldn't have had anything to do with this whole fiasco, and now here we are prostrating ourselves in front of Russia.
#61 to #59 - whenindoubtsplooge ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Could not thumb that fast enough.
Could not thumb that fast enough.
#82 to #59 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
The US forced Russia into a position where they would interfere and have Assad give up his weapons. That seems like a pretty big win. Russia can ******* handle this **** . They're Assad's allies, they can deal with it
User avatar #115 to #82 - kyouko (09/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #57 to #55 - Durricane **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
Ya right.. We'll let the other Countries handle this. Cause last time a gas-loving dictator was involved it went soooo well..
User avatar #58 to #57 - whenindoubtsplooge ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Exactly, we lost good troops in a war that wasn't our problem.
#99 to #58 - kitachiz (09/16/2013) [-]
I think if nazi-germany conquered Europe, they would probably become your problem.   
Better to kill an unborn baby, than a 5 year old i think
I think if nazi-germany conquered Europe, they would probably become your problem.

Better to kill an unborn baby, than a 5 year old i think
User avatar #62 to #58 - Durricane **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
Just saying ya know.. It doesn't REALLY matter what decisions the U.S. makes. They're gonna get **** for it. If the U.S. didn't get involved, and **** DOES get out of hand. the U.S. will be known as the land of pussies (like France is now). The U.S. is doing what they feel is necessary.
#63 to #62 - whenindoubtsplooge ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, because when **** got out of hand in...let's say the French Revolution, and we didn't get involved, look who ended up the pussy country.
#109 to #63 - astafarianp (09/16/2013) [-]
When we didn't get involved in the French Revolution the french didn't become pussies they got Napoleon. Then they invaded most of Europe and only got stopped because all the other countries banded against them. The pussification of France came later.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Durricane **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
You know WHY they're the pussy country.. right?
User avatar #65 to #64 - whenindoubtsplooge ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Most certainly, but I was just trying to make a pun on the fact you mentioned they were the country of pussies.
User avatar #67 to #65 - Durricane **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeah.. about the French Revolution. I got that.
User avatar #68 to #67 - whenindoubtsplooge ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Mmkay, now that that's over, I might as well head to bed.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Durricane **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
Sleep tight.
User avatar #70 to #69 - whenindoubtsplooge ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Don't let the dead bite.
You may or may not get that reference... if you do, good for you, if not, well I can't really say anything.
#40 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
I love how Pakistan, Libya, Syria, and Egypt ****** themselves over without America, but America gets the blame anyway. Seriously, how is it our faults their governments can't do crap?
User avatar #45 to #40 - duudegladiator (09/16/2013) [-]
It's our fault that we try to intervene to "keep the peace." They hate us for trying to "Imperialize"

It's our fault that we didn't intervene, causing a distabilization process and letting innocents die because we are LAZY FAT AMURRICANS.
User avatar #72 to #45 - Onemanretardpack (09/16/2013) [-]
That's so stupid though. We don't imperialize anything. I find it funny that the country that was most imperialistic (Britain) now has the most people with a negative view of the US and think's we're imperialistic
#80 to #72 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Britain matured, America has yet
User avatar #86 to #80 - Onemanretardpack (09/16/2013) [-]
So a country that's never made an empire out of conquering other nations and exploiting their indigenous peoples and their resources is less mature than the nation that lost their vast empire that they made through the means mentioned above, and is now turning its nose up at us?
#97 to #86 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
read up on some history dude, Britain let go of her colonies because the colonies were mostly independent, with independent rulers or mayors or crazy **** like that. they were paying "tributes" to britain.

and while 'MURICA doesn't physicaly conquer nations, they instead place marionette governments that are friendly or does what ever 'MURICA demands. and when all **** goes to hell, 'MURICA screams terrorists and then invade.
User avatar #112 to #40 - merpdederp (09/16/2013) [-]
Or these rebellions were started by the CIA to destabilize the region.
You know, like the CIA has done countless times.
User avatar #35 to #33 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
I don't know what I like about my country anymore. its ok, but I wouldn't kill for it.
User avatar #39 to #35 - houseofscarlet (09/16/2013) [-]
i refuse to die for this country until i can legally drink in this country
User avatar #36 to #35 - PgFalcon (09/16/2013) [-]
I would leap at the chance to legal people for anything. The fact that they're uncivilized sandmonkey's who think they're owed heaven and earth just puts icing on the cake.
#95 to #36 - jakols (09/16/2013) [-]
So the fact that the middle-east had the first libaries, the first documented histories, the first civilizations, the first way of doing pretty much anything has just flown right by you?

So to call the uncivilized Sand-monkeys when they inventet prettymuch god damn everything, including math, is far off bro...
User avatar #145 to #95 - PgFalcon (09/16/2013) [-]
Wrong. China was first on that count, I believe. Aztecs were a close second.

What I was refering to was not the technology they developed millenia ago. It's how after they developed that technology they litterallly stopped advancing. They even regressed. Now look at them: a third world ********* where everyone lives in squalor and wipes each other's **** from each others asses with their bare hands. The only compliment that I can give them is that at least they don't let their children starve to the same extreme level that african children are allowed to starve.... but that's like saying 'well at least they still wear clothes'.

The would would be much better off if we just killed them all in the night one day and forgot their nation ever existed.
User avatar #91 - dubii (09/16/2013) [-]
Am I the only person that doesn't think that America is the land of the free anymore?

Please don't hurt me, britfag here.
User avatar #92 to #91 - dashgamer (09/16/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that think Britain is full of devolved, illiterate, half-breed chav ************* ?

Oh wait, I don't live in your country and don't know much of anything about it other than the stupid bigoted **** like this comic that I see on the internet. Maybe that means I should SHUT THE **** UP.
User avatar #96 to #92 - dubii (09/16/2013) [-]
Hey man, relax. I didn't say that it's like the comic did I? I just feel that there may be a bit of behind the scenes corruption that one may not know about much like what happened with the NSA. I didn't mean to offend you all like that.
User avatar #132 to #96 - brobafett ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Hey bro, don't sweat it. America, isn't the land of the free. It's the land of the privileged. I know so. I'm stationed in japan because my parents couldn't sign a big enough check to college donation. This dude here is, well, unfortunately part of the problem. Not all of us are backward idiots. Just the bonies and anime fans
User avatar #142 to #132 - dubii (09/16/2013) [-]
Ahh man, if I had enough money to send you to college, I would. But I'm only 18. I really hope the best for your future and the future of the world. It will probably get dark before it gets light. But stay strong and you'll get there
#2 - idkwutwhy (09/15/2013) [-]
We are death.
User avatar #13 to #2 - priestoftheoldones (09/16/2013) [-]
We are destruction.
User avatar #31 to #13 - ilovehitler (09/16/2013) [-]
We are ************ .
#34 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
This image deeply offends me. Do you really think we knock before entering?
#44 - walmartysghost **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
Man, can you guys imagine how much **** we'd get if we DIDN'T do anything?
#47 to #44 - middlefive (09/16/2013) [-]
i want to like this but i cant so heres my thumb in spirit
User avatar #66 to #44 - thelastamerican (09/16/2013) [-]
It's working out for the Swiss. I say we follow their lead and let the world take care of it's self for a decade or two.
#83 to #66 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
The Swiss have a population of 8 million. They have nowhere near the strength of a major military power, they are neither a G8 or G20 country, and they don't even have a navy for the most part. It's not even reasonable to compare the Swiss to the US when it comes to these matters
User avatar #101 to #83 - thelastamerican (09/16/2013) [-]
So then, we should go and launch missile into a country without declaring war? That's a great idea. I'm just saying mimic the Swiss for once.
User avatar #116 to #44 - kyouko (09/16/2013) [-]
It's working for the Russians. And the Chinese.
User avatar #93 - masterofdisguise (09/16/2013) [-]
Is this ******* Israel's flag on the scythe? or am I seing things?
#100 to #93 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
no, the star of david is right there in the middle, in full 1080p
#104 to #93 - restfullwicked (09/16/2013) [-]
i think its supposed to hint at that america is going after all the countries that are a threat to israel
User avatar #17 - wolverinebamf ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Shouldn't Death be Israel, and his scythe be US?
User avatar #114 to #17 - kyouko (09/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 to #17 - thedarkestrogue (09/16/2013) [-]
We're using isreal to kill **** . So no.
User avatar #24 to #17 - ronyx (09/16/2013) [-]
#37 - thatdingo (09/16/2013) [-]
So what you're saying is... that we're the most metal country ever!
#122 - theonlytinman ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
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