Kentucky fried death. I';m kinda hungry right now.... shiatsu Misha and mmr. mirrai. Min amour. Thar: In naming delicious smut " l' i' '. cumin! mud. Ire than i Chicken metal Hardcore
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Kentucky fried death

Kentucky fried death. I';m kinda hungry right now.... shiatsu Misha and mmr. mirrai. Min amour. Thar: In naming delicious smut " l' i' '. cumin! mud. Ire than i

I';m kinda hungry right now...

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#2 - konradkurze (09/15/2013) [-]
******		 Brutal
****** Brutal
#9 - oceloy (09/15/2013) [-]
#21 - richhobo (09/16/2013) [-]
Even more brutal than this.
Even more brutal than this.
User avatar #28 to #21 - leonhardtv (09/16/2013) [-]
Is that Big Zam?
#32 to #28 - richhobo (09/16/2013) [-]
Everything is Big Zam.
Everything is Big Zam.
#50 to #32 - superintrovert (09/16/2013) [-]
Oh Look! Big Zam!
User avatar #97 to #50 - richhobo (09/16/2013) [-]
You better go away, Or else I'll destroy you with my Big Zam
#98 to #28 - richhobo (09/16/2013) [-]
But no, It was actually a zanzabar.

#3 - roneffinswanson (09/15/2013) [-]
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#22 - chrisfloyd (09/16/2013) [-]
Their death brings me happiness.
Their death brings me happiness.
#48 - samoaspider (09/16/2013) [-]
everyone behind the computer while reading this
everyone behind the computer while reading this
#86 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 - capslockrage (09/16/2013) [-]
KFC chicken sucks cock, it's always like 60% skin and 40% actual chicken

The grocery store near where I live has a bakery which sells chicken for the same price as KFC but you get 3x as more and the pieces are WAY better
User avatar #37 - Lainge (09/16/2013) [-]
Anyone got the description of a mouth one? Something about teeth and the tongue being a tentacle that drags stuff into a deep abyss?
User avatar #41 to #37 - noamk (09/16/2013) [-]
no, but i sure as hell can try and make up a new one for ya.

i am the abyss that swallows all living things.
my maw is the path to valhala.
my tounge is Jörmungandr, the snake that circles the world.
my teeth are the swords that tear at the flesh of all creatures.
i am the all-consumer. the death-swallower. the bloodmouth.
my stomach is a graveyard of species.
my body is the instrument of extinction.
i am he who has eaten the fruit of the yggdrasil, and of all the holy fauna within it.
none who enter shall leave my body whole.
i am the mouth of the abyss, the beginning of the end, the bringer of the end of days.
i am armaggedon. i am ragnarok.
User avatar #55 to #41 - capslockrage (09/16/2013) [-]
What is a yggdrasil exactly? There is a unit in warcraft 3 that's named yggdrasil, thought it was a made up word.
User avatar #60 to #55 - noamk (09/16/2013) [-]
in norse mythology, the yggdrasil is the most scared tree that grows and connects the 3 realms: the realms of the gods (asgard), of men (midgard), and of the giants (both fire and ice-niphelheim and jotenheim). it's central to norse cosmology, and is central in the norse vision of the "end of days" (ragnarok).
in short, ****** a big ass sacred tree of the world.
User avatar #65 to #60 - capslockrage (09/16/2013) [-]
cool thanks
User avatar #47 to #41 - noamk (09/16/2013) [-]
making the line "non who enter shall leave my body whole"
should be changed to "i am the predator of warrior flesh and the drinker of noble blood", less repetetive and a bit more norse, i should have thought of that **** sooner.
User avatar #46 to #41 - daentraya (09/16/2013) [-]
Woop. That was bloody brilliant
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User avatar #25 to #23 - seperate (09/16/2013) [-]
If it's dead, it's rotting.
However insignificant the rotting might be.

User avatar #42 to #25 - lesrin (09/16/2013) [-]
mmmm rot tastes good
User avatar #36 to #25 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
found the vegan
User avatar #43 to #36 - iamkagji (09/16/2013) [-]
I am currently eating summer sausage, and I tell you that this man is right

Rot- Verb-to undergo decomposition; decay.

If it's not alive, it is decomposing. So unless you're tearing chunks out of a live chicken, it is rotting.
User avatar #56 to #43 - capslockrage (09/16/2013) [-]
No, it's not rotting until it's gone cold, if a body is still warm it hasn't started rotting yet, and once it's frozen it's not rotting anymore.
User avatar #57 to #56 - iamkagji (09/16/2013) [-]
That's true. You don't eat chicken raw or frozen, though.
User avatar #93 to #25 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/16/2013) [-]
That goes for plants, vegetables and fruit as well you know.
User avatar #35 to #15 - Lainge (09/16/2013) [-]
#101 to #35 - omizzle (09/16/2013) [-]
Thank you sir!
User avatar #14 - stallwallwriter (09/16/2013) [-]
Every time I see this post I imagine Randy Blythe growling that verse, and it's just so wonderful.
#49 - xast (09/16/2013) [-]
Just felt a strange urge for chicken
Just felt a strange urge for chicken
User avatar #51 to #49 - DasSpiel (09/16/2013) [-]
I had that urge about 15 minutes ago.

Found the last piece of fried chicken in my fridge, ate that ************ .
#52 to #51 - xast (09/16/2013) [-]
thats brutal
User avatar #18 - vampyrate (09/16/2013) [-]
Am I a total fatass for wanting to taste that ******* sammich SO bad? Stupid hormones making me want to eat fat things... **** you, baby.
User avatar #30 to #18 - leonhardtv (09/16/2013) [-]
You're not missing out. It's ******* disgusting.
You can literally taste the 2000mg of sodium.
User avatar #26 to #18 - unikornking ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
It's actually REALLY ******* good, but I think they stopped serving them
User avatar #91 - brotify (09/16/2013) [-]
Bloodthirst I bring the song
User avatar #59 - demigodofmadness (09/16/2013) [-]
They're right though. There's nothing sweet or savory about all that **** . But everything about it is sweet AND savory.
User avatar #53 - mkgt (09/16/2013) [-]
Give a vegan chick a Kentucky Fried Dicking!
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