Kentucky fried death. I';m kinda hungry right now.... shiatsu Misha and mmr. mirrai. Min amour. Thar: In naming delicious smut " l' i' '. cumin! mud. Ire than i Chicken metal Hardcore
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Kentucky fried death. I';m kinda hungry right now.... shiatsu Misha and mmr. mirrai. Min amour. Thar: In naming delicious smut " l' i' '. cumin! mud. Ire than i

I';m kinda hungry right now...

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - konradkurze
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****** Brutal
****** Brutal
#4 to #2 - monkeybrains
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#9 - oceloy
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#6 - arkytior
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#23 - imobviouslygod **User deleted account**
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User avatar #25 to #23 - seperate
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If it's dead, it's rotting.
However insignificant the rotting might be.

User avatar #42 to #25 - lesrin
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mmmm rot tastes good
User avatar #93 to #25 - HonkIfIDriveWell
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That goes for plants, vegetables and fruit as well you know.
User avatar #36 to #25 - Silver Quantum
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found the vegan
User avatar #43 to #36 - iamkagji
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I am currently eating summer sausage, and I tell you that this man is right

Rot- Verb-to undergo decomposition; decay.

If it's not alive, it is decomposing. So unless you're tearing chunks out of a live chicken, it is rotting.
User avatar #56 to #43 - capslockrage
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No, it's not rotting until it's gone cold, if a body is still warm it hasn't started rotting yet, and once it's frozen it's not rotting anymore.
User avatar #57 to #56 - iamkagji
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That's true. You don't eat chicken raw or frozen, though.
#44 to #43 - Silver Quantum
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#3 - roneffinswanson
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#22 - chrisfloyd
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Their death brings me happiness.
Their death brings me happiness.
#38 - agentdoubleohio
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User avatar #37 - Lainge
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Anyone got the description of a mouth one? Something about teeth and the tongue being a tentacle that drags stuff into a deep abyss?
User avatar #41 to #37 - noamk
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no, but i sure as hell can try and make up a new one for ya.

i am the abyss that swallows all living things.
my maw is the path to valhala.
my tounge is Jörmungandr, the snake that circles the world.
my teeth are the swords that tear at the flesh of all creatures.
i am the all-consumer. the death-swallower. the bloodmouth.
my stomach is a graveyard of species.
my body is the instrument of extinction.
i am he who has eaten the fruit of the yggdrasil, and of all the holy fauna within it.
none who enter shall leave my body whole.
i am the mouth of the abyss, the beginning of the end, the bringer of the end of days.
i am armaggedon. i am ragnarok.
User avatar #55 to #41 - capslockrage
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What is a yggdrasil exactly? There is a unit in warcraft 3 that's named yggdrasil, thought it was a made up word.
User avatar #60 to #55 - noamk
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in norse mythology, the yggdrasil is the most scared tree that grows and connects the 3 realms: the realms of the gods (asgard), of men (midgard), and of the giants (both fire and ice-niphelheim and jotenheim). it's central to norse cosmology, and is central in the norse vision of the "end of days" (ragnarok).
in short, ****** a big ass sacred tree of the world.
User avatar #65 to #60 - capslockrage
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cool thanks
User avatar #47 to #41 - noamk
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edit:
making the line "non who enter shall leave my body whole"
should be changed to "i am the predator of warrior flesh and the drinker of noble blood", less repetetive and a bit more norse, i should have thought of that **** sooner.
User avatar #46 to #41 - daentraya
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Woop. That was bloody brilliant
#21 - richhobo
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Even more brutal than this.
Even more brutal than this.
User avatar #28 to #21 - leonhardtv
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Is that Big Zam?
#32 to #28 - richhobo
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Everything is Big Zam.
Everything is Big Zam.
#50 to #32 - superintrovert
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Oh Look! Big Zam!
User avatar #97 to #50 - richhobo
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You better go away, Or else I'll destroy you with my Big Zam
#98 to #28 - richhobo
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But no, It was actually a zanzabar.

#49 - xast
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Just felt a strange urge for chicken
Just felt a strange urge for chicken
User avatar #51 to #49 - DasSpiel
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I had that urge about 15 minutes ago.

Found the last piece of fried chicken in my fridge, ate that ************.
#52 to #51 - xast
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thats brutal