Billy Connolly. Not sure if repost just thought it was brilliant. I HIT " PM ME MY TINT mildt, [ME or tlel , TIMI" " I KNEW '. elif FIBERS BIN I S' I' Ill nut a
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User avatar #12 - captainwow (09/16/2013) [-]
My vocabulary is good and big.
#65 to #12 - apollyonyagami (09/16/2013) [-]
like my dick
User avatar #2 - killerliquid (09/15/2013) [-]
This is accurate
User avatar #6 to #2 - jokersaysamuseme (09/16/2013) [-]
You're ******* right it is
#33 - vincento (09/16/2013) [-]
People who try to sound smart by using sophisticated words and unnecessarily complicated figures of speech annoy me more than people who swear too much.
At least online.
User avatar #55 to #33 - elbrysobrony (09/16/2013) [-]
Semicolons are never supposed to be used online; it makes you look way too pretentious.
User avatar #72 to #33 - pacmanwakkawakka (09/16/2013) [-]
Yes, that's true. But I hate it when people say crappy uneducated things with no spelling or vocabulary whatsoever, for example when dumbasses say things like: "lol sho funy" or "haha thts amazee"
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/16/2013) [-]
ITT: the word **** .
#47 to #46 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/16/2013) [-]
I"m just going to assume you are offering <3
#78 to #77 - empithree ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
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#79 to #78 - empithree ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
****		 THIS POST
**** THIS POST
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User avatar #67 to #14 - wewumbo ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Sorry my English is not that good, but this thread is a ******* .
User avatar #69 to #67 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/16/2013) [-]
awww yeah it is
#39 to #37 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/16/2013) [-]
I ****** a guy with a mustache once.
#43 to #39 - chrisfloyd (09/16/2013) [-]
No kidding? I am a guy who has 			******		 with a mustache.
No kidding? I am a guy who has ****** with a mustache.
User avatar #45 to #43 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/16/2013) [-]
That same man with the mustache along with another man have both ****** me at the same time.

#32 to #14 - strangesir (09/16/2013) [-]
****		...   
   
... You?   
   
 I need the original of that gif...
**** ...

... You?

I need the original of that gif...
User avatar #36 to #35 - strangesir (09/16/2013) [-]
I'm not gay, I just suck dick! I'm just Bisexual!

Need Appropriate Image...
#38 to #36 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/16/2013) [-]
I am gay I now it's a big suprise to me as well.
User avatar #88 to #38 - strangesir (09/16/2013) [-]
Thanks foxy~

Also, it's funny to see people butthurt over your comments and stuff.
User avatar #89 to #88 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/16/2013) [-]
thats why I make them.
User avatar #90 to #89 - strangesir (09/16/2013) [-]
Whatever makes ya happy.
User avatar #91 to #90 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/16/2013) [-]
if people didn't go so upset I wouldn't do it as much
+3
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User avatar #50 to #48 - JonnyFirecrackr (09/16/2013) [-]
"Buzz look an alien!"
#16 to #14 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - mankey (09/15/2013) [-]
History of the Word Fuck (MMC Vclipz HD)
User avatar #75 to #17 - mankey (09/16/2013) [-]
Reel Big Fish - Fuck Off Song
User avatar #20 to #17 - volcanicdiarrhea (09/16/2013) [-]
My new ringtone, right the **** here.
#27 to #17 - jumperzero (09/16/2013) [-]
play this to my gf erry night
#70 - jjholt (09/16/2013) [-]
love this guy
love this guy
#61 - tightastic (09/16/2013) [-]
People often assume I am stupid or ignorant because I curse like a salty sailor. to them I say &quot;go 			****		 yourself you piss swilling peasant!&quot; and then everybody still thinks I'm stupid...
People often assume I am stupid or ignorant because I curse like a salty sailor. to them I say "go **** yourself you piss swilling peasant!" and then everybody still thinks I'm stupid...
#54 - nomnomzombie (09/16/2013) [-]
**nomnomzombie rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Robert Downey Jr, Everyone ** oh Bill
**nomnomzombie rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Robert Downey Jr, Everyone ** oh Bill
#34 - iamphoenix (09/16/2013) [-]
Looking at him I was afraid he was gonna die before finishing his sentence.

Stay strong you glorious British bastard.
User avatar #49 to #34 - ewowo (09/16/2013) [-]
*Scottish
User avatar #56 to #49 - noisia (09/16/2013) [-]
Scotland is in Britain.

Whether they like it or not.
User avatar #59 to #56 - peggscott (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, but saying "you (space) bastard" sounds better than saying "you British bastard

British and Bastard should not go together... We are to good for that

insert either Scottish, English, Irish or Welsh in the space
#92 to #49 - iamphoenix (09/17/2013) [-]
He's still British, i'n't he?
User avatar #93 to #92 - ewowo (09/22/2013) [-]
That doe'nt they wanna flaunt it.
User avatar #11 - rhinocerous **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
Awesome, but no amount of swears can substitute for real comedy.

Case and point: Katt Williams.
User avatar #13 to #11 - retardedboss (09/16/2013) [-]
I think Katt Williams is pretty funny though...
#18 to #11 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
dude katt williams does more than just swear, if anything katt williams would be a perfect example of this whole billy conolly quote is... Katt just swears a lot more, his actual stories are ******* hilarious.... As a comedian he is regarded as one of the greats... maybe not next to chapplle or anything, but he is still up there, and pretty high
User avatar #5 - illegalnightmare (09/16/2013) [-]
History of the word Fuck If i'm correct this was on funnyjunk years ago, like it was orange i believe
#64 to #5 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
This was the first thing i ever saw on this website. Plus a couple of pisstake songs such as "London underground" and "hi ho hi ho its off to bed we go".
#4 - witislimited ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
I second this. Shakespeare was rather profane for his time but the guy 			*******		 invented words for a hobby.   
   
Don't like the GIF? Deal with it.
I second this. Shakespeare was rather profane for his time but the guy ******* invented words for a hobby.

Don't like the GIF? Deal with it.
#9 to #4 - arsenalthegunners (09/16/2013) [-]
agreed, also your gif is perfectly fine.
agreed, also your gif is perfectly fine.
#10 - snakefire (09/16/2013) [-]
**** is an amazing word because it can be used as a verb, an adjective, an adverb, and a noun.

******* **** you you ******* ****
^adverb.^verb......adjective^..Noun^
#40 to #10 - chrisfloyd (09/16/2013) [-]
Or...   
   
			*******		 			****		 me you 			*******		 			****		.
Or...

******* **** me you ******* **** .
#76 - ironlak (09/16/2013) [-]
he is honestly such an epic person .
he is honestly such an epic person .
User avatar #21 to #15 - soupkittenagain (09/16/2013) [-]
Boondock Saints ftw
#30 - Yojimbo (09/16/2013) [-]
Uphold Billy Connolly for saying it, but if Lil Wayne said it, you'd crucify him. You Funnyjunkers sure are a contentious people.
#41 to #30 - wilfredfanforever (09/16/2013) [-]
Because most of his music is the same repetitive thing. It gets old and lacks talent.
#60 to #30 - peggscott (09/16/2013) [-]
It's all in the delivery
It's all in the delivery
#66 - handsomeman (09/16/2013) [-]
**handsomeman rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Expert ** **** this in particular
User avatar #62 - phantomi (09/16/2013) [-]
Ah billy Connolly, still my favourite comedian of all time.
#58 - peggscott (09/16/2013) [-]
Old Billy, whats he like!!

On a side note, I have actually seen the guy up at Loch Lomond
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