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#5 - mynameisnotmike (09/15/2013) [+] (11 replies)

He liked his own comment.

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#8 to #5 - pandaonaveranda (09/15/2013) [-]

No, the person that took the screenshot liked the pho

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#15 to #8 - whoopingbass **User deleted account** (09/15/2013) [-]

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#35 to #15 - devout feminist (09/16/2013) [-]

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!

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#30 to #15 - devout feminist (09/16/2013) [-]

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!

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#9 to #8 - mynameisnotmike (09/15/2013) [-]

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4790648/Manors/7#7

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#25 to #5 - devout feminist (09/16/2013) [-]

Even if he did, you are annoying for pointing that out.

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#6 to #5 - killerliquid ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]

Except he didn't.

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#7 to #6 - mynameisnotmike (09/15/2013) [-]

tru, jess could have.

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#10 to #7 - quantumlegend (09/15/2013) [-]

No, most likely a third party, and likely the one that screencapped it in the first place.

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#11 to #10 - mynameisnotmike (09/15/2013) [-]

No, most likely ronald mcdonald.

I really dont care who screen capped it/liked it, this isn't CSI miami.

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#43 to #5 - xxanoldladyxx (09/16/2013) [-]

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#2 - lonevolff (09/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)

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#33 to #2 - uuuuuu (09/16/2013) [-]

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#12 - reican (09/15/2013) [-]

No, we have castles instead.

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#19 - mattass (09/15/2013) [+] (18 replies)

made me think of this guy

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#31 to #19 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]

Who's that?

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#34 to #31 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]

That's.... funny right?

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#36 to #34 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]

Was an attempt at it. My best friend would kill me if I didn't know who that was.

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#37 to #36 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]

Sounds like you need more trustworthy friends....

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#38 to #37 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]

Nah, I trust 'em with my life. He's just clinically insane is all.

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#39 to #38 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]

What could be better?

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#40 to #39 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]

Not much, haha. We've been friends since early childhood, I understand him and I'm one of the few people he trusts.

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#41 to #40 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]

That's wonderful. Unlike some people, I appreciate the value of good friends.

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#42 to #41 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]

It is indeed. It's a great feeling to have someone that trusts you and know that you can trust them back.

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#44 to #42 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]

Damn straight.

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#45 to #44 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]

Better than sex, haha.

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#46 to #45 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]

Eh.... I wouldn't know.

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#47 to #46 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]

Ah, well it's always good to wait. Even if you aren't waiting it's better to not rush the sort of thing.

I honestly wouldn't have known the feeling until I met my current gf. She's just like my other best friend. But I'm glad I waited for her just like she waited for me.

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#48 to #47 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]

Now i do have a girlfriend. And let me tell you she's the most wonderful thing on the planet. Amirite?

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#49 to #48 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]

When you just want to be with them, when it doesn't matter what you're doing as long as you're with them. And it's the same for them. You know you're in a great relationship. Whether it be friend, girlfriend/boyfriend, family, whatever.

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#51 to #49 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]

You're a good man. You'll make a damn fine husband and father someday.

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#52 to #51 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]

Thanks and I'm certain you'll be the same, random stranger.

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#53 to #52 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]

I sure hope so.

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#14 - grabsac (09/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Bruce Wayne haas manors

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#16 to #14 - halloweenwillcome (09/15/2013) [-]

Alfred aprooves of this.

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#3 - dongmongler (09/15/2013) [-]

It took me the longest time to realize they meant manners
[Autism Intensifies]

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#20 - sirbutterballs (09/15/2013) [-]

I have manners...

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#58 - Das (09/16/2013) [-]

Took me like five minutes to get the job, until I finally realized "manors" meant manners.

I thought the OP was seriously saying nobody had manors anymore...because really, does anyone?

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#56 - Rileto (09/16/2013) [-]

This is at least 30% more funny for me than it should be.

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#54 - pulluspardus (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)

**pulluspardus rolled a random image posted in comment #286 at Stealth-Fap ** my sanctuary.

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#57 to #54 - ragdollomg (09/16/2013) [-]

I bet you get a stiff neck when you wake up.

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#50 - ragingflamingos (09/16/2013) [-]

This guy does.

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#28 - vivapinatapro (09/16/2013) [-]

Over/under on the person who made the status not even getting the joke?

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#26 - givehimthemulk (09/16/2013) [-]

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#24 - dishesaredone (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)

this joke was played out 100 times better on american dad

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#55 to #24 - drunkasaurus (09/16/2013) [-]

how so? i need receipts

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#22 - imagnetsux (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)

**imagnetsux rolled a random image posted in comment #3665719 at Friendly ** my house

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#23 to #22 - ridivey ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]

that picture makes ya think

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#21 - peyko (09/16/2013) [-]

**peyko rolled a random image posted in comment #758968 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Mfw Phanact include this.

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#18 - blackrookfiend (09/15/2013) [-]

I have a brick. I love my brick.

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#17 - Loppytaffy (09/15/2013) [-]

The only manor I know is the finance and principle's office of my college.
It's ******* sweet and I feel like I need to dress fancy and be real quiet to be there.
There's a sweet portrait of the viscount who used to own the land, and the drawing room (assuming, or master bedroom) has a balcony above the fireplace that overlooks the reception hall. I can just imagine him standing there like a pimp, opening the door like "the party don't start til i walk in"

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#32 - citalopram (09/16/2013) [-]

would thumb... **** this 'must be level 10' stuff...

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#13 - therollbandit (09/15/2013) [-]

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