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Haunted Vagina (link in desc.)

Chinese '' arrested for exercising a 'haunted
vagina with his penis
BY BARRY DUKE - SEPTEMBER g, 2013
POSTED " CHARLATANS, GENERAL BALMINESS, , YOU COULDNT MAKE IT UP
A MAN who claimed he could could use his penis to rid a woman of ghosts that had taken up residence in her
Huang Tianjin was arrested in the Province after he convinced A Xin that he could remove evil spirits
from her vagina by having sexual intercourse. A day later, Xin reported the incident to the police, and Tianjin was
promptly arrested.
The victim allegedly came to the "ghost hunter"
because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a
crush on.
Xin, an employee of a spice shop was so infatuated with her boss
that she sought ' s help to seduce her employer. Tianjin
said could help the two fall in love by performing an exorcism.
The pair allegedly met in a hotel room where Xin was asked strip
naked. Tianjin then convinced Xin that he needed to have sex
with her and that it was the only way to get rid of the evil spirits.
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#24 - dodosareextinct (09/15/2013) [-]
If there's sum ting wong in your womanhood,
Who ya gonna carr?
Huang Jianjun!

If it's sum ting weird an' it don't feer good,
Who you gonna carr?
Huang Jianjun!
#31 to #24 - lulzalot (09/15/2013) [-]
your comment killed me
#32 to #31 - dodosareextinct (09/15/2013) [-]
RIP lulzalot

He died doing what he does a lot.
#34 to #32 - lulzalot (09/15/2013) [-]
can you make a poem about weiners
#35 to #34 - dodosareextinct (09/15/2013) [-]
I can only make haikus about weiners.
#38 to #35 - lulzalot (09/15/2013) [-]
please
#39 to #38 - dodosareextinct (09/15/2013) [-]
Dicks
In between my legs
I use it to **** hot chicks
And also to fap
User avatar #52 to #24 - HarvietheDinkle (09/16/2013) [-]
Be mine
#54 to #52 - dodosareextinct (09/16/2013) [-]
Only if you say please.
#55 to #54 - HarvietheDinkle (09/16/2013) [-]
oh gosh, did i forget?

please you ******* honkey i'll fight you
#57 to #55 - dodosareextinct (09/16/2013) [-]
Oh yay. I've always wanted to marry young.   
Don't hurt me.  I'm a delicate flower.
Oh yay. I've always wanted to marry young.
Don't hurt me. I'm a delicate flower.
#37 - scant (09/15/2013) [-]
Who's the real culprit here, the dude with the killer pussy game or the woman that is offensively gullible?
Who's the real culprit here, the dude with the killer pussy game or the woman that is offensively gullible?
#3 - bipolarprobe (09/15/2013) [-]
So just because he fooled her into consenting to sex he did something illegal? She didn't go to him for an exorcism in the first place and she fell for the whole "I'll exorcise you with my penis" ploy. Just because she's an idiot doesn't mean what he did is illegal.  I suppose charging her for the event could be considered illegal and I also don't know the laws of where they were so sue me.
So just because he fooled her into consenting to sex he did something illegal? She didn't go to him for an exorcism in the first place and she fell for the whole "I'll exorcise you with my penis" ploy. Just because she's an idiot doesn't mean what he did is illegal. I suppose charging her for the event could be considered illegal and I also don't know the laws of where they were so sue me.
#5 to #3 - derfying (09/15/2013) [-]
Seriously, it seems like she knew what she was getting in... Or what was getting into her, if you know what I mean...
#17 to #5 - herbvk (09/15/2013) [-]
sounds like it was the other way arond ;)
#7 to #3 - tender ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
You'll be hearing from my Lawyers
User avatar #40 to #3 - fedak ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
They are in China...
User avatar #41 to #40 - bipolarprobe (09/15/2013) [-]
That tells me nothing about what their laws concerning this are.
#75 to #3 - anon (12/27/2014) [-]
It's called fraud.
User avatar #76 to #75 - bipolarprobe (12/27/2014) [-]
Firstly. Read the spoiler tag. Secondly 15 ******* months later. You are prowling to the maximum. And you're an anon so I don't even know why I'm replying because you'll never see this. ******* **** .
User avatar #15 to #3 - Seventeen (09/15/2013) [-]
actually, obtaining consent for sex through deception is entirely illegal. in england anyway
#19 to #15 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
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I'm pretty sure the ONLY way to get a girl to consent to sex is through deception.
User avatar #22 to #19 - Seventeen (09/15/2013) [-]
well i'm very sad for you. and all of the girls in your wake.
User avatar #16 to #15 - bipolarprobe (09/15/2013) [-]
Well that's why I said that I don't know the laws there, people do it all the time in the US and it's not illegal so I dunno.
#21 to #15 - ostemad (09/15/2013) [-]
It's only when there's a disease involved. I mean.. It can't be a crime if she's stupid enough to believe i'm a rich secret agent with the cure for cancer on the run, looking for a place to sleep.
User avatar #25 to #21 - Seventeen (09/15/2013) [-]
if there's a disease involved, i remember learning that it is possible to secure a conviction of grievous bodily harm, but you're wrong in your assertion that obtaining consent by deception is only a crime in a scenario involving an STD/STI.
#8 - killerone (09/15/2013) [-]
How do you get arrested for that? She consented and paid him for services rendered. Not his fault she's ******* idiot. Rape and regret are not the same thing.
User avatar #13 to #8 - aloeheels (09/15/2013) [-]
The problem is she payed for him to have sex with her. That is prostitution.
User avatar #42 to #13 - goll (09/15/2013) [-]
then she should have gotten arrested too
#23 to #13 - killerone (09/15/2013) [-]
Well if he got arrested for prostitution then yea, I'll buy it. But if the charges were place for anything else other than MAYBE false advertising. Then they have nothing.
#2 - derfying (09/15/2013) [-]
And just when you thought it couldn't go any further, someone wrote a book about a chick with a haunted vagina.
#50 to #2 - lawerancearm (09/16/2013) [-]
And a movie.
#11 - ironsoul (09/15/2013) [-]
haunted vagina?
User avatar #46 to #11 - predictablepeter ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
wrong hole
User avatar #49 to #46 - houseofscarlet (09/16/2013) [-]
"check in this here moist cave." are you sure it's the wrong hole?
#33 - Fuzzymarsupial ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
#4 - forcequest (09/15/2013) [-]
>"I'll exorcise you with my penis"
>"I'll exorcise you with my penis"
#36 - wheteverlol (09/15/2013) [-]
made me think of this (if i remember correctly porn links are not a reason to get banned)  
			
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User avatar #43 to #36 - jooby (09/15/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
I don't think i'm banned.
User avatar #60 to #36 - mrnotsosafeforwork (09/16/2013) [-]
the internet is for..
User avatar #47 - prinnyman (09/16/2013) [-]
what a god.....
User avatar #27 - cubanwhiteman (09/15/2013) [-]
"Nut busters"
#59 - sobjoestoner (09/16/2013) [-]
I like the fact that he got paid $3,000 and still got the pussy, that guy knows whats up.
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#65 to #61 - sobjoestoner (09/16/2013) [-]
I live in the world where its having it made when the bitch has to pay you for sex, obviously you don't know what thats like
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#28 - arreatface (09/15/2013) [-]
"had taken up residence in his vagina"   
   
wat ?
"had taken up residence in his vagina"

wat ?
#26 - infinitereaper (09/15/2013) [-]
but what if her vagina was haunted?
#70 - snakefire (09/16/2013) [-]
His name is Xin, my name is Xinix.

I've never heard of anyone with a name even remotely close to mine.
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User avatar #72 to #70 - snakefire (09/16/2013) [-]
Her*
User avatar #67 - xdiabolicx (09/16/2013) [-]
He should counter-sue for prostitution. At least get that dumb cunt some jail time too.
#68 to #67 - amuzen (09/16/2013) [-]
she paid him he's the prostitute.
User avatar #73 to #68 - xdiabolicx (09/16/2013) [-]
She's still involved in the act of prostitution.
#74 to #73 - amuzen (09/16/2013) [-]
yeah but I think the charges from that would still be more biased against him.
Although I think anyone who plays the "I was to ignorant to think for myself card" for rape or really anything should have all rights given to them as an adult stripped away such as the right to own/rent property, drink alchohol, or raise children and they should be required to tell people that they are legally a child and thus it is illegal for them to have sex with anyone without parental consent, basically their status in society would be forever frozen as that of a 16 year old, if they had no parents they would be put into a home similar to an old peoples home.
#66 - snowyfj (09/16/2013) [-]
The only way this article title could be more suspicious is if penis was in quotes as well.
User avatar #62 - MRfunnyFACE (09/16/2013) [-]
like dat priest who's penis makes wholly milk
User avatar #63 to #62 - MRfunnyFACE (09/16/2013) [-]
typos, typos everywhere i apologize
User avatar #53 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Okay, how is this illegal? Two consenting adults and all that, its hardly his fault she's dumb has a stack of bricks.
#58 to #53 - dolphinwing (09/16/2013) [-]
Prostitution
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