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Facts #3. Yea and I'm back guys, sorry for being gone, but my school made me really busy, but I'm glad to be back ! Source :uselessfacts.net/. If you attempted

Yea and I'm back guys, sorry for being gone, but my school made me really busy, but I'm glad to be back !

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If you attempted to count the stars in a galaxy at a rate
of one every second, it would take around mono years
to count them all.
Ramses brand condom is named after the great
Pharaoh ramses n, who fathered over ‘min children,
A charmeleon' s tounge is twice the length of its body
Ernest Vincent Wright, wrote a , aoo word novel
without any word container e
At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of
Sparta had , aoo citizens and aoo, aoo slaves
time that the King James Version of the Bible was
written. In Psalms 46, the cloth word from the first
word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is
spear
Wearing headphones forcast an hour will increase
the bacteria in your ear by ‘EHO times
And I' back
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#1 - MrMarioman (09/14/2013) [-]
**** me this whole day on the computer and I've been wearing headphones.
User avatar #3 to #1 - thenikohero ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Same thing here.

When I read this fact, I was like, whut.
User avatar #35 to #1 - thinegame (09/15/2013) [-]
It's fairly contained. Also not all bacteria are bad.
#80 to #1 - captaincapital (09/15/2013) [-]
I put my headphones on pretty much 24/7 ._.
#89 to #80 - anon (09/15/2013) [-]
its earbuds that are much worse then headphones
#2 to #1 - aliapheese (09/14/2013) [-]
Same.
Might as well try to be nice to our new guests.
#58 - nextnextnextnext (09/15/2013) [-]
> Be pharaoh, XIIIth century B.C.
> want to bang sum bitches
> calling for high priest
> tells me to wrap my dick with a goat intestine, says it works erry time
> 160 children, worst condoms ever
> mfw
#75 - matkir (09/15/2013) [-]
My ears can almost be used in chemical warfare soon
User avatar #37 - pivotmasterdm (09/15/2013) [-]
Guess who's back.
Back again.
Shady's back.
Tell a friend.
User avatar #38 to #37 - majormoron (09/15/2013) [-]
I really hope the Marshal Mathers LP 2 lives up to its originals fame.
User avatar #111 to #38 - jaysnk ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
SO have you heard it yet....
User avatar #114 to #111 - jaysnk ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
Yeah a leaked version of full album. go torrent it
User avatar #115 to #114 - majormoron (11/05/2013) [-]
Nah, I wanted to buy it anyway. I felt like I owed Em a little for all the stuff I have sorta took from him. I just bought it now. Ill be listening to it later today. Peace.
User avatar #112 to #111 - majormoron (11/04/2013) [-]
woah wait, it's out?
User avatar #113 to #112 - majormoron (11/04/2013) [-]
nah, its tomorrow
User avatar #41 to #38 - jaysnk ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Ill talk to you about the upcoming album fellow
User avatar #42 to #41 - majormoron (09/15/2013) [-]
Thoughts?
User avatar #43 to #42 - jaysnk ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Well after hearing Bezerk Im double minded
User avatar #44 to #43 - majormoron (09/15/2013) [-]
You think it can live up to its name?
User avatar #47 to #44 - jaysnk ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Yes because Em usually has his own twist on everything he does which makes it unique.
User avatar #48 to #47 - majormoron (09/15/2013) [-]
Mhmm, I can agree with that. I hope he brings back the skits. Those were cool. And I hope he drops the stuff about Doody. I get its sad but its time to move on.
#99 to #48 - thecrayzeeman (09/15/2013) [-]
I really think he missed out on the opportunity of calling the album "Marshall Arts".

Other than that, I have mixed feelings about it. Survival and Bezerk are not bad tracks, but if you play them back to back with some MMLP tracks they just don't hold the candle.

I'm really hoping Em's just dropping singles to tease us, and saving the best for last.
User avatar #110 to #99 - majormoron (09/15/2013) [-]
That would be the idea.
User avatar #39 to #38 - pivotmasterdm (09/15/2013) [-]
I was making a joke off the "and i'm back" at the end of the post
User avatar #40 to #39 - majormoron (09/15/2013) [-]
I know you were.
User avatar #8 - whenallelsefails (09/14/2013) [-]
The first one can't be true
#9 to #8 - wwlc (09/14/2013) [-]
You're correct. Assuming OP is talking about the Milky Way galaxy, and taking the generally accepted notion that the Milky way contains 300 Billion stars, it's roughly 9512 years. After calculating this, I immediately skipped to the comments section and left this comment. **** the rest of OP's **** tier facts.
User avatar #10 to #9 - whenallelsefails (09/14/2013) [-]
I like you.
#64 to #9 - anon (09/15/2013) [-]
But at any given time and place you only see a fraction of the milkyway, because the earth is round no?
#28 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
You mean this king Ramses?
You mean this king Ramses?
#32 to #28 - lordpancake (09/15/2013) [-]
He always spooked the **** out of me when I saw that episode.
#34 to #28 - sheateme (09/15/2013) [-]
You would, wouldn't you? ****** .
User avatar #31 to #28 - bebulzwebulz (09/15/2013) [-]
the friggin song is in my head now...

"ramsessss... ramsesss..."
#59 - zomitlu (09/15/2013) [-]
Well my ears are ******* disgusting then
User avatar #62 to #59 - Zarakima ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
why the ruksac?
User avatar #71 to #62 - zomitlu (09/15/2013) [-]
look closely
User avatar #106 to #71 - Zarakima ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Is it a face?
User avatar #107 to #106 - zomitlu (09/15/2013) [-]
Yes
#108 to #107 - Zarakima ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
shoulda seen it the first time
User avatar #109 to #108 - zomitlu (09/15/2013) [-]
Damn right
User avatar #66 - edbanger (09/15/2013) [-]
Thought it said "And I'm Black"
#60 - Shmuck (09/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 - icameheretotroll (09/15/2013) [-]
OP is a faggot
a faggot who is mixing false facts with true facts
#53 - pappathethird (09/15/2013) [-]
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#93 - shedrule ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #55 - alseides (09/15/2013) [-]
*takes off headphone*
User avatar #46 - Crusader (09/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, Sparta had a lot of slaves, but a slave back then just meant you weren't born to a citizen, foreigners, diplomats, POWs and criminals who had their citizenship revoked were all "slaves"
User avatar #7 - howunexpected (09/14/2013) [-]
The one about Ernest Wright must be wrong.
Unless he didn't put his name on the book, then at least one word would have had E in it
User avatar #11 to #7 - imakejewburgers (09/14/2013) [-]
I don't know if that's the guy that wrote it, but there really is a book written without the letter e. And obviously the author's name doesn't count. If you're going to try to act like a smartass at least try a little harder.
#45 to #11 - atma (09/15/2013) [-]
<- straight from the author's introduction, hah
#14 to #11 - anon (09/15/2013) [-]
I believe the novel you're looking for is "Gadsby"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsby_%28novel%29
User avatar #94 - ohmytoast (09/15/2013) [-]
Georges Perec, a french autor also wrote a 300 pages novel without using the letter E, it's called "La disparition"
#67 - trollmobile (09/15/2013) [-]
let's compare Sparta and Rome
Sparta had many times as many slaves as citizens at any given time
Rome had 1/3 of its population be slaves, at the highest.
the 1/3 in rome almost overthrew rome, they formed an army, defeated the garrison of rome, then made a deal with the emperor about how they'd be treated better.

Sparta had rebellion after rebellion of slaves
every time being massively outnumbered
the spartan army crushed the rebellion every time, slaughtering the rebelling slaves by the thousands

and then they went and plundered more slaves through conquest.

TL;DR the spartans were badass.
User avatar #81 to #67 - forgery (09/15/2013) [-]

Let's not forget the spartans practiced pederasty, aka, younger spartan boys had to have a sexual relation with an older spartan male. Wanna be a spartan? Go have a few rounds in the hay with big old Molestikos over there.

TLR the spartans liked it up the ass.
User avatar #84 to #81 - trollmobile (09/15/2013) [-]
liked it up the ass? yes
pedophiles? yes
still badass? yes

you gotta remember, pedophilia and homosexuality have been around in every culture forever

just back in the 6th century, islam's prophet, a so called pillar of morality, boned 6 year old
impregnating her at 9.
User avatar #69 to #67 - newsmyrna (09/15/2013) [-]
yea but the Roman empire lasted for 800 to1400 years depending how you look at it, and it had a much larger effect on the world than the Spartan's ever did.
#72 to #69 - trollmobile (09/15/2013) [-]
reconsider that.


the persian invastion of greece.
the spartan army was at the time the most highly trained and well organized army of the area, also being the largest army in greece
when the persians invaded greece, they first went for the northern city states.

after having conquered them, they went south towards athens, sparta's mortal rival and enemy for centuries.
instead of going "yay athens will be crushed" the spartan king used his brain and went "if they crush athens, they'll crush us afterwards"
and so they teamed up with athens and the other city states, swore revenge for Leonidas, and went to face the persian army

outnumbered by far, the greek army, half of it being spartans, defended greece against the persians, forcing them to cancel the invasion
they were so utterly defeated, no persian army ever tried to enter greece again.
all thanks to the spartans.
and do you know what athens is the most known as? the birthplace of democracy.
democracy was born AFTER this event, the democratic revolutions of europe were directly inspired by the democratic thoughts of athens, which would never have been born if it wasn't for the spartans crushing the persian army.
the spartans are responsible for saving western culture as we know it

sparta is the reason why we have democracy now.
what did the romans contribute to the world? they conquered far more civilized cultures in the north of europe, surpressing them
their only contributions that still live, are architectual
which by the way were for the most part just copy-pasted from greek architecture, other than their city-walls of cause, the romans did great stonework.
User avatar #74 to #72 - skaffanl (09/15/2013) [-]
And do not forget their aquaducts! Amazing engineering skills for that time. But you are right sir, Spartans are the **** . Perhaps in many of thousands of years Sparta will be nothing more than a myth, just like Atlantis is now.
User avatar #51 - akhar (09/15/2013) [-]
Wait. But his name has an E in it. But I'm guessing names don't count.
User avatar #50 - payseht (09/15/2013) [-]
Trojan condoms have a worse name...
#56 to #50 - slesbian (09/15/2013) [-]
Literally just realised the irony in that name...holy **** balls.
User avatar #21 - thelordofrepost (09/15/2013) [-]
Book is called Gadsby incase anyone is wondering.
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