How to be a table ...yeah. . need four people and four chairs. Arrange the freer people exactly as shawn, Everyone should put their head in their neighbor' s la How to be a table yeah need four people and chairs Arrange the freer exactly as shawn Everyone should put their head in neighbor' s la
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How to be a table ...yeah

need four people and four
chairs. Arrange the freer people
exactly as shawn, Everyone should
put their head in their neighbor' s lap. Then
carefully pull all the chairs while everyone Whrn r' ccr'. mirrir'" s
shafts around a bit to get their weight right. ,. pull llw .
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#2 - lexausaurusrex ONLINE
Reply +107
(09/14/2013) [-]
that's a table ... that you can **** ^^
#123 to #2 - stoddeh
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(09/15/2013) [-]
This brings new meaning to "Laying the table"
#3 to #2 - iloveyouaddy
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(09/14/2013) [-]
#5 to #2 - listerthepessimist
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(09/14/2013) [-]
not much in the way of clout access, have to make do with the gob I imagine
#71 to #2 - fuckyeahpidgey
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(09/15/2013) [-]
>that you can ****^^

I'm surprised you didn't use 'bang'...


hooooooo
#20 to #2 - tehrox
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(09/14/2013) [-]
>implying you can't **** a regular table
#35 to #20 - redscorp
Reply +18
(09/15/2013) [-]
not since the accident.
#19 - zibdibbie
Reply +90
(09/14/2013) [-]
#27 to #19 - sequel
Reply +11
(09/15/2013) [-]
That is more relevant than some people think.
#125 to #27 - jovanlisac
Reply +1
(09/15/2013) [-]
anyone who is on funnyjunk for at least a year would have seen this at least 2 times
#75 - caplocker
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(09/15/2013) [-]
How the **** do you untable yourself?
#84 to #75 - justadude
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Link hands with the person leaning on your legs and everyone pulls at the same time.
#76 to #75 - magerogue
Reply +3
(09/15/2013) [-]
Do the oposite of table.
#80 to #75 - craaabs
Reply +28
(09/15/2013) [-]
Fart
#42 - whoeatspenguin
Reply +26
(09/15/2013) [-]
Their legs have to be pretty strong to keep sTABLE
#53 to #42 - metallicaone
Reply 0
(09/15/2013) [-]
bu dum tss
#83 - cifla
Reply +20
(09/15/2013) [-]
periodic table
#96 to #83 - ultratoaster
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(09/15/2013) [-]
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#1 - listerthepessimist
Reply +18
(09/14/2013) [-]
#82 to #1 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE
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(09/15/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
#119 to #82 - skilgannon
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Metallica did a collaboration with Lou Reed to create their 2010 album, ''Lulu''. Utter piece of *****, but at one point in the album, James Hetfield intones ''I am the table'', which is what lister is referring
#18 to #1 - MetallicaForever
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(09/14/2013) [-]
dammit
#44 to #1 - HARTATTACK
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(09/15/2013) [-]
#9 to #1 - basilbrush
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(09/14/2013) [-]
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#4 - mrishouldstudy
Reply +12
(09/14/2013) [-]
Now I can finally become a table, my life is complete!
#91 - hazop
Reply +9
(09/15/2013) [-]
i did this with 3 of my friends at school. after some practice, we were walking around the school for the rest of lunch, and after some time we had a little crowd following us around.   
mfw some junior school kids tried to copy us and failed   
   
inb4 cool story bro
i did this with 3 of my friends at school. after some practice, we were walking around the school for the rest of lunch, and after some time we had a little crowd following us around.
mfw some junior school kids tried to copy us and failed

inb4 cool story bro
#17 - leglesslegolegolas
Reply +6
(09/14/2013) [-]
I can just imagine this turning into a group sex positron.
#21 to #17 - pornoranger
Reply +1
(09/14/2013) [-]
i think the term is groups sex electron
#26 to #21 - leglesslegolegolas
Reply +1
(09/15/2013) [-]
Are you positive?
#28 to #26 - urtukdamoocow
Reply +2
(09/15/2013) [-]
no, he's negative! *ba dum tiss*
no, he's negative! *ba dum tiss*
#30 to #28 - froggerhasxbox
Reply 0
(09/15/2013) [-]
this is as close as i can get for a reaction picture

don't be pissed
#31 to #30 - urtukdamoocow
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(09/15/2013) [-]
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#29 to #28 - leglesslegolegolas
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(09/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue