How to be a table ...yeah. . need four people and four chairs. Arrange the freer people exactly as shawn, Everyone should put their head in their neighbor' s la
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How to be a table ...yeah

need four people and four
chairs. Arrange the freer people
exactly as shawn, Everyone should
put their head in their neighbor' s lap. Then
carefully pull all the chairs while everyone Whrn r' ccr'. mirrir'" s
shafts around a bit to get their weight right. ,. pull llw .
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Submitted: 09/14/2013
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User avatar #27 to #19 - sequel (09/15/2013) [-]
That is more relevant than some people think.
User avatar #125 to #27 - jovanlisac (09/15/2013) [-]
anyone who is on funnyjunk for at least a year would have seen this at least 2 times
User avatar #2 - lexausaurusrex (09/14/2013) [-]
that's a table ... that you can **** ^^
User avatar #123 to #2 - stoddeh (09/15/2013) [-]
This brings new meaning to "Laying the table"
User avatar #5 to #2 - listerthepessimist (09/14/2013) [-]
not much in the way of clout access, have to make do with the gob I imagine
#71 to #2 - fuckyeahpidgey (09/15/2013) [-]
>that you can **** ^^

I'm surprised you didn't use 'bang'...


hooooooo
User avatar #20 to #2 - tehrox (09/14/2013) [-]
>implying you can't **** a regular table
User avatar #35 to #20 - redscorp ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
not since the accident.
User avatar #83 - cifla (09/15/2013) [-]
periodic table
User avatar #82 to #1 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #119 to #82 - skilgannon (09/15/2013) [-]
Metallica did a collaboration with Lou Reed to create their 2010 album, ''Lulu''. Utter piece of ***** , but at one point in the album, James Hetfield intones ''I am the table'', which is what lister is referring
User avatar #18 to #1 - MetallicaForever (09/14/2013) [-]
dammit
#9 to #1 - basilbrush (09/14/2013) [-]
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#42 - whoeatspenguin (09/15/2013) [-]
Their legs have to be pretty strong to keep sTABLE
User avatar #53 to #42 - metallicaone (09/15/2013) [-]
bu dum tss
#4 - mrishouldstudy ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Now I can finally become a table, my life is complete!
#91 - hazop (09/15/2013) [-]
i did this with 3 of my friends at school. after some practice, we were walking around the school for the rest of lunch, and after some time we had a little crowd following us around.   
mfw some junior school kids tried to copy us and failed   
   
inb4 cool story bro
i did this with 3 of my friends at school. after some practice, we were walking around the school for the rest of lunch, and after some time we had a little crowd following us around.
mfw some junior school kids tried to copy us and failed

inb4 cool story bro
User avatar #17 - leglesslegolegolas (09/14/2013) [-]
I can just imagine this turning into a group sex positron.
#21 to #17 - pornoranger (09/14/2013) [-]
i think the term is groups sex electron
User avatar #26 to #21 - leglesslegolegolas (09/15/2013) [-]
Are you positive?
#28 to #26 - urtukdamoocow (09/15/2013) [-]
no, he's negative! *ba dum tiss*
no, he's negative! *ba dum tiss*
#30 to #28 - froggerhasxbox (09/15/2013) [-]
this is as close as i can get for a reaction picture

don't be pissed
User avatar #29 to #28 - leglesslegolegolas (09/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
User avatar #6 - listerthepessimist (09/14/2013) [-]
anyone else wanna see the video of em getting back up afterwards?
User avatar #48 to #6 - ragingcalm (09/15/2013) [-]
yes! now!
#94 - TopDawg (09/15/2013) [-]
inb4 boner
inb4 boner
User avatar #85 - justadude (09/15/2013) [-]
Try it without the chairs. Everyone stands in position and basically falls at the same time. It's scary as hell but when it works it's epic.
#60 - anon (09/15/2013) [-]
"How to be a ******* tool."
#41 - luncheonlad (09/15/2013) [-]
Now replace them with naked chicks and place a glass table top on them.

Would invest.
#49 - kittehpants ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Oh my god this reminds me of the story on 4chan.
User avatar #124 to #49 - strelokkk (09/15/2013) [-]
I read everything, it was rather interesting (although weird as **** !) but I was disappointed because there's no real ending, I was expecting something big coming up
User avatar #128 to #49 - riggyrigs (09/15/2013) [-]
wow this dude sure has balls to stay an entire night with these guys. I think i would have called the police
#51 to #49 - llanox (09/15/2013) [-]
I kept picturing the girl as an anime character for some reason...
User avatar #64 - mitchellking (09/15/2013) [-]
[James Hetfields internally]
User avatar #38 - greenstrongworld (09/15/2013) [-]
I actually have the book where that's from.

It's page 315 from The Encyclopedia of Immaturity. Great book for kids. I loved it when I was one.
User avatar #13 - jermi (09/14/2013) [-]
i guess its kind of sexy
you should get this reference
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