Answer me. Can you pass?.. And then the dog his mom and killed his dad. pugs entry idk
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#8 - leprechaunne
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(09/14/2013) [-]
And then the dog ****** his mom and killed his dad.
#14 to #8 - darksnowman
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(09/14/2013) [-]
The dog's name is Rex...
#16 to #14 - leprechaunne
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(09/14/2013) [-]
I'll bet he Rex his mom
#60 to #14 - renegadesparks **User deleted account**
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Sheperd?
#75 to #60 - xxfireflyxx
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Inspector?
#13 to #8 - traveltech
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(09/14/2013) [-]
That son of a bitch...
#5 - Blargosnarf ONLINE
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(09/14/2013) [-]
I thought if you answer a Sphinx correctly it kills itself. Well, it did in Oedipus anyway.
#31 to #5 - unclaimedusername
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(09/15/2013) [-]
I thought what happened was that it was prideful and believed that no man would ever be able to answer it's riddle, so when he answered right, it had like a major breakdown next to a cliff and just threw itself off
#66 to #31 - darkfuzion
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(09/15/2013) [-]
I like this version the most. laughs maniacally
#9 to #5 - Grom
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(09/14/2013) [-]
varying beliefs and mythologies
#4 - checkyesjuliet
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(09/14/2013) [-]
It's a tail of a snake. but all in all pretty funny :3
#6 to #4 - anon
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Sphinx is Lion/Human. Manticore has the snake tail, I had thought.
#74 to #6 - yindragon
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(09/15/2013) [-]
A manticore was basically a Lion with leathery wings, like that of a bat, and a giant scorpion tail with stinger that could shoot spike-projectiles, and sometimes was described as having a human face with ********* of jagged teeth. Pretty badass, all things considered.
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#7 to #6 - checkyesjuliet
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(09/14/2013) [-]
From what i know. A Sphinx is a awinged monster of Thebes, that has a head of a woman, a loin's body, and a tail of a snake
#11 to #7 - angelmatvey
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A sphinx has the head of a woman, the body of a lion, and the wings of an eagle.

You might be thinking of a chimera, which has the head of a lion, the head of a goat, and a tail that ends in the head of a snake.
#56 to #11 - scrooge
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(09/15/2013) [-]
head of a lion and head of a goat. What kind of body does it have?
#81 to #56 - angelmatvey
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Dunno, lion I guess. It has three heads, though.
#83 to #11 - anon
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(09/15/2013) [-]
aha, Chimera! Thank you, I was confused as well it seems/
#19 - benevolentpsycho
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Too bad dogs can't talk.
#26 to #19 - darkjustifier
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(09/15/2013) [-]
that's a creature that's part lion, part eagle, and part human and you question the dog talking.
#28 to #26 - benevolentpsycho
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(09/15/2013) [-]
I questioned Barbas in Skyrim while I was a khajiit and there was a dragon around me.   
   
Now here's a Techno Viking gif for the road.
I questioned Barbas in Skyrim while I was a khajiit and there was a dragon around me.

Now here's a Techno Viking gif for the road.
#29 to #28 - graenko
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(09/15/2013) [-]
.....i now understand why Tyrs victory dance is called techno viking Tyr 's win animation
#39 to #28 - priestoftheoldones
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Hey is the axe worth it?
#41 to #39 - benevolentpsycho
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Nope

Take the mask and you get money faster along with a few enhancements.
#42 to #41 - priestoftheoldones
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Mask? Dragon priest mask?!
#43 to #42 - benevolentpsycho
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Just the Mask of Clavicus Vile. It isn't a Dragon Priest mask, but is still pretty good if you're in the first few quests.
#44 to #43 - priestoftheoldones
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Oh, well tell you about it when I get it. I'm off to go get that thing.
#45 to #44 - benevolentpsycho
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(09/15/2013) [-]
I suggest you bring some health and cure disease potions.
#47 to #45 - priestoftheoldones
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(09/15/2013) [-]
How bad is it? My guy is only level 19, and a lizard-werewolf-dragonborn.
#48 to #47 - benevolentpsycho
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Not that bad. Just some vampires and it tends to get annoying when you acquire vampirism.
#49 to #48 - priestoftheoldones
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#50 to #49 - benevolentpsycho
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Happy hunting!
#51 to #50 - priestoftheoldones
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Also do you know anything about deadric artifacts, I really want to gather some and all I have is Molag bal's mace.
#54 to #51 - benevolentpsycho
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Molan Bog's Mace and Ring of Namira is located in Markarth.

Nightengale boots, armour, gloves, and hood are when you pass enough missions in the thieves guild

Azura's star is located near winterhold

Oghrm infinitum is found when you finish the first set of the main quest and reach the Mage College and get the quest about the insane scholar from the librarian.

Go to Falkreath and you get another daedric item for talking to the prisoner/werewolf and get his quest( be careful about this one since the ring he gives you turns you into a werewolf at random times which proves dangerous while in holds.) You either get the saviors hide which adds resistance towards poison and others.

You can check out elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Daedric_Artifacts_(Skyrim) for stuff you need to know more about.


#61 to #19 - payseht
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(09/15/2013) [-]
good thing that's a thought balloon and not a speech one, then
#62 to #61 - benevolentpsycho
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(09/15/2013) [-]
I just hope the Sphinx knows barking.
#63 to #62 - payseht
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Maybe it can read minds

What am I doing with my life?
#68 to #63 - infinitereaper
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(09/15/2013) [-]
just like Asians

i'm sorry
#69 to #68 - payseht
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#64 to #63 - benevolentpsycho
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(09/15/2013) [-]
The internet is great.
#21 to #20 - benevolentpsycho
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Oh god they can talk!
Oh god they can talk!
#24 - anahbell
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(09/15/2013) [-]
I ******* love this though. I read Oedipus and Antigone and it was so great.
I ******* love this though. I read Oedipus and Antigone and it was so great.
#37 to #24 - baconnator ONLINE
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(09/15/2013) [-]
why didnt you read part 3!
#38 to #37 - anahbell
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Never had the chance.
#53 to #38 - baconnator ONLINE
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(09/15/2013) [-]
do it, you have the time. i read antigone in less then an hour.
do it, you have the time. i read antigone in less then an hour.
#55 to #53 - anahbell
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(09/15/2013) [-]
I actually don't though. Wish I did, but I don't.
#57 to #55 - baconnator ONLINE
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(09/15/2013) [-]
the snake commands it. or it will latch on to your crotch.
#58 to #57 - anahbell
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(09/15/2013) [-]
The snake could pay my bills first, then we'll talk.
#76 to #58 - baconnator ONLINE
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(09/15/2013) [-]
the snake could pay tour bills by eating the irs
#77 to #76 - anahbell
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(09/15/2013) [-]
I am okay with this.
I am okay with this.
#82 to #77 - baconnator ONLINE
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(09/15/2013) [-]
ok then, let us avenge laios! **** kreon!
ok then, let us avenge laios! **** kreon!
#86 to #82 - kreon
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(09/25/2013) [-]
When do you have time?
#87 to #86 - baconnator ONLINE
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(09/25/2013) [-]
right now baby.
#1 - brandinator
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(09/14/2013) [-]
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#27 - helenwheels
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(09/15/2013) [-]
**helenwheels rolled user lucianolp **
#30 to #27 - trucywright
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Are you rolling a user and posting a high-relevance image to make people think you rolled said high-relevance image?
#33 to #30 - bloodflowers
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(09/15/2013) [-]
I think he used the high-relevance image to ask a random user if he is a good boy

I also think you are a retard
#34 to #33 - trucywright
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Well enjoy having you opinion, then.
#40 to #34 - anon
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(09/15/2013) [-]
It's not an opinion, it's a fact.
#79 to #27 - lucianolp
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(09/15/2013) [-]
I am good boy!
#2 - include
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#22 - mrturferpop
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(09/15/2013) [-]
For the future.
#25 to #22 - danyoung
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(09/15/2013) [-]
**danyoung rolled user nukeoffriendship ** Yes, you aren't.
#46 - HappytimeJR
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Dis adorable maddafaka.
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