Thouse who know wont be scared. but some pokemon would be terrifying. also let' s face it if pokemon were real we' d be ourselves beedrill is three feet tall a
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Thouse who know wont be scared

but some pokemon would be terrifying

also let' s face it if pokemon were
real we' d be ******** ourselves
beedrill is three feet tall
a 3 foot bee is enough to make me
cry alone in my basement for the
rest of my life
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#1 - anonymous (09/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Yeah, but pokemon would be normal for us. That means that you'd be so used to beedrills that you never imagined them to be smaller.
#28 - gisuar (09/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
would be easier to hit with a baseballbat though
#7 - heartlessrobot (09/14/2013) [+] (31 replies)
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I ******* love umbreon. I'd sell my soul, my neighbors soul, and 3 kidneys to get one.
Yes, I know Umbreon should be a painted fox not cat, but this is the closest I have.
#5 - thatguyyoumightno (09/14/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Yea, sure you have to deal with 3 foot bees...
But it would seem a lot better when you have a 5 foot dragon in your pocket to help deal with them...
User avatar #107 - carmasterzaib (09/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>capture ditto
>show ditto pics of various pornstars/ actresses
> make sex with ditto
User avatar #110 to #109 - carmasterzaib (09/15/2013) [-]
***** SHUT THE **** UP.... i was describing my fantasy
#16 - thesinful (09/14/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Funny, while the bug pokemon became more terrifying when I realized how big they were, the others became less. Case in point: Volcarona is moth that's 5'3" (or 1.6m if you prefer). Charizard is 5'7" (or 1.7m). A moth that comes up to my shoulder is far more terrifying than a dragon that comes up to my jaw.

Though Gengar's tendency to disguise itself as its victim's shadow would make me paranoid as **** .
#2 - betesta (09/14/2013) [-]
This ****** Ariados has a height of 1.1 meter and weighs 33.5 KG...

I would move to an island far off the coast and start living as a hermit
User avatar #13 - iwanttousenumbers (09/14/2013) [-]
Just don't go in the tall grass
#23 - nomnombabiesnom (09/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Blaziken is a 6ft 3 (1.9m) chicken.
Those are some pretty darn big eggs for breakfast.
#69 - fournum (09/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Think of all the those poor gardevoir, all the sex, all the betas!

Imagine, all the anthro female pokemon, covered in jizz, for the rest of their natural poke-lives, it would be a ******* nightmare...Literally!

Oh god, I can see it now; jizz, JIzz everywhere; bathing the fields, drowning everything...

And fedoras!
EVERYWHERE!!!
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#88 - zorororonoa (09/15/2013) [-]
Also, in real life, they probably wouldn't be the cute and cuddly and nice creatures that the game/show depict. They would most likely be disgusting and terrifying and bloodthirsty.
User avatar #12 - validandclear ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Gyarados
518.1 lbs // 235KG
"Height" = 21'04"

Not going in the water.
#119 - darthblam ONLINE (09/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
In my opinion that wouldn't be as bad as most would think.

See.. things like angry wasps and spiders are terrifying because of how small they are, because it's hard to catch them or keep them away from you. You can see them when they are still.. but when that ***** on the run you flip out because you lose track of them so easily.
If it was 3 feet tall.. then what's the difference between that and just some big angry bird?
Is a stinger that size much worse than an eagle's talons and sharp beak?
#128 to #119 - delphine (09/15/2013) [-]
consider the following:
this pokemon has swords for arms.

#70 - ButtonFly ONLINE (09/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I would tolerate all of that if it means I can have an actual Haunter.
#22 - navadae (09/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
luckily we only have to deal with these guys!
User avatar #24 to #22 - thegrimgenius (09/15/2013) [-]
******* Cazadors.
#33 - evanomicfour ONLINE (09/15/2013) [+] (29 replies)
I wonder what a Tangela would look like RL
I wonder what a Tangela would look like RL
#142 - HappytimeJR (09/15/2013) [-]
**** yeah, I'm down.
#108 - unclaimedusername (09/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
True, but you could have one of these fellows with you the faint murder the bees
#89 - coryxyzagain (09/15/2013) [-]
Kabutops don't give a **** .
#77 - yuukoku (09/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
A three-foot tall bee that can be reasoned with. All pokemon seem to understand higher-order thinking to some degree. I think that's pretty fair.
A three-foot tall bee that can be reasoned with. All pokemon seem to understand higher-order thinking to some degree. I think that's pretty fair.
User avatar #81 to #77 - Keoul (09/15/2013) [-]
Tell that to the Spearow of episode 1
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