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#1 - ubercookieboy (09/13/2013) [-]
This is the look of a defeated human being.

The only look you can get from putting a plastic tutu on someones head.
#24 to #1 - cockassunited (09/14/2013) [-]
Slightly related.
Slightly related.
+6
#47 to #1 - derpingthederps has deleted their comment [-]
#4 to #1 - effthree (09/14/2013) [-]
I prefer this one
#42 to #4 - anon (09/14/2013) [-]
"Mother... Why have you betrayed me?"
#46 to #1 - lasmamoe (09/14/2013) [-]
"Do what you must. I have already lost"
#3 - effthree (09/14/2013) [-]
Spent a good thirty seconds wondering how one gets water to stay in a laundry basket
User avatar #23 to #3 - malhaloc (09/14/2013) [-]
M...Me too >.>
User avatar #39 to #3 - redtheninja ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
I'm waiting for you to explain how.
User avatar #51 to #39 - thehardcorechimp (09/14/2013) [-]
You place it in a bath


malhaloc this is for you too
User avatar #144 to #51 - redtheninja ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Holy **** , that's genius.
#66 - kriterion (09/14/2013) [-]
Made this the last time this was posted.
#48 - cheeseboyofdoom ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
****		 Fashion Cargo pants are bad-ass
**** Fashion Cargo pants are bad-ass
User avatar #56 to #48 - evilwheatleycore (09/14/2013) [-]
Everyday some my sister complains about not having any pockets (by her own choice) I just stuff as much stuff as possible into my side pockets

(side note: Does anyone use the back pockets, cause I don't see why)
User avatar #71 to #56 - shumdek ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Left pocket is for keys and change, or cigs and lighters. Right pocket is phone and random stuff. Back pocket is my card holder. It's thin and made of metal so it fits perfectly.
User avatar #61 to #56 - Dialga **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
I put my car keys in the back pocket, wallet in the front right, and phone in the front left
#35 - gilliam ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #141 to #35 - deadlywarrior (09/14/2013) [-]
why did i get notified by this
User avatar #30 - namdelliks ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Monkey bar thing is BS. I played on the monkey bars nearly everyday as a kid and my handwriting sucks ass.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Silver Quantum (09/14/2013) [-]
the tip doesn't work on autistic children
User avatar #32 to #31 - namdelliks ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
That explains it. Thanks man.
#33 to #32 - Silver Quantum (09/14/2013) [-]
sure thing buddy
sure thing buddy
#81 - sirbutterballs (09/14/2013) [-]
I remember when I was little kiddy and I was afraid of monsters my dad reassured me that if any monster showed up he would brutally beat it to death.... I was surprisingly okay with this.
User avatar #90 to #81 - darkangeloffire (09/14/2013) [-]
I had a toy shotgun my mother bought me. She said "If any monsters come, shoot them." worked out well
#94 to #90 - murpmurp ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
i had a real gun. i thought it was fake and i shot my closet door because it opened itself
#45 - evanxzile (09/14/2013) [-]
And for those who doesn't want to get through the troubles.
Use this.
#76 to #45 - anon (09/14/2013) [-]
Because condoms are so full proof. And your grammar is just awful. Faggot
#7 - tigasingy (09/14/2013) [-]
>Implying funnyjunkers are parents
>Implying that funnyjunkers will ever have sex or have had sex
>Implying that funnyjunkers have had contact with females or the outside world
User avatar #34 to #7 - Silver Quantum (09/14/2013) [-]
hey we're trying man! the furthest i got with a girl so far was when i shook her hand





at her wedding
User avatar #57 to #7 - stijnverheye (09/14/2013) [-]
you have some confessions to make ?
User avatar #109 to #7 - garymotherfinoak (09/14/2013) [-]
notsureifserious.gif
User avatar #136 to #7 - branmuffin (09/14/2013) [-]
Big brother here. This stuff is really nice to know.
User avatar #41 to #7 - pappathethird (09/14/2013) [-]
adoption is an option
User avatar #64 to #41 - tmgrskat (09/14/2013) [-]
that's a nice rhyme ya got there.
2pac revived 2pac can't even make rhymes.
User avatar #27 to #7 - aherorising ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
...
mkay
User avatar #77 - trojanmannn (09/14/2013) [-]
but whats the formula for monster spray?
User avatar #79 to #77 - ttubkcid (09/14/2013) [-]
Water? Arsen maybe?
#87 to #77 - khion ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Water.
#103 to #77 - anon (09/14/2013) [-]
Chloroform
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#123 - liamdurf ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
No, we do not drink juice that way. You can do it the less messy way, or you can do it the right way.
No, we do not drink juice that way. You can do it the less messy way, or you can do it the right way.
#122 - anon (09/14/2013) [-]
Great now I just have to get a child!
#63 - moocowsz (09/14/2013) [-]
In the first one, I thought he was just in a clothes basket and not the tub aswell and was wondering how the water stayed in there with the holes
In the first one, I thought he was just in a clothes basket and not the tub aswell and was wondering how the water stayed in there with the holes
#59 - xnotcreative (09/14/2013) [-]
I'm about to be a dad in 5 months.

This content could not have been more helpful.
User avatar #74 to #59 - swagasauruss (09/14/2013) [-]
Pregrats, Just want you to know its always a good idea to keep a bulb syringe, the thing to take boogers from their nose, some times babies can get snot down the back of their throat which causes them to start asphyxiating. you can use that to pull all the stuff from their throat. When my son was 1 week old he did that and If I didnt have that on hand he wouldnt be here today.
#20 - seboultura (09/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - Big Josh ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
So, now the cashier will think that the kid's $5 bill was in a stripper's thong.
#93 - xxscopemanxx (09/14/2013) [-]
psh c'mon OP none of us are getting laid. Stop pretending.
User avatar #97 - Seventeen (09/14/2013) [-]
i think this post has really nailed its target audience.
#2 - McBalls (09/13/2013) [-]
Thanks for giving all of the virgin 12 year olds on this website advice to make having a baby easier. You are 2 helpful, OP
Thanks for giving all of the virgin 12 year olds on this website advice to make having a baby easier. You are 2 helpful, OP
#58 to #2 - zapperxxx (09/14/2013) [-]
This is from LetsFifa11 right? Lol I never found that ep, care to tell me which one is it from?
This is from LetsFifa11 right? Lol I never found that ep, care to tell me which one is it from?
User avatar #5 to #2 - SheWolfie (09/14/2013) [-]
Not all of us are 12 you know...
Some of us actually do have kids/babysit kids
User avatar #55 to #5 - kjelli (09/14/2013) [-]
im 12 and a half actually
User avatar #124 - hoursofglass (09/14/2013) [-]
GOD i cannot wait to have a child....so excited.
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