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#1 - ubercookieboy (09/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This is the look of a defeated human being.

The only look you can get from putting a plastic tutu on someones head.
#3 - effthree (09/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Spent a good thirty seconds wondering how one gets water to stay in a laundry basket
User avatar #30 - namdelliks (09/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Monkey bar thing is BS. I played on the monkey bars nearly everyday as a kid and my handwriting sucks ass.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Silver Quantum (09/14/2013) [-]
the tip doesn't work on autistic children
#7 - tigasingy (09/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>Implying funnyjunkers are parents
>Implying that funnyjunkers will ever have sex or have had sex
>Implying that funnyjunkers have had contact with females or the outside world
#35 - gilliam (09/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#45 - evanxzile (09/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And for those who doesn't want to get through the troubles.
Use this.
#66 - kriterion (09/14/2013) [-]
Made this the last time this was posted.
#48 - cheeseboyofdoom (09/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Fuck Fashion Cargo pants are bad-ass
Fuck Fashion Cargo pants are bad-ass
#81 - sirbutterballs (09/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I remember when I was little kiddy and I was afraid of monsters my dad reassured me that if any monster showed up he would brutally beat it to death.... I was surprisingly okay with this.
User avatar #77 - trojanmannn (09/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
but whats the formula for monster spray?
#2 - McBalls ONLINE (09/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Thanks for giving all of the virgin 12 year olds on this website advice to make having a baby easier. You are 2 helpful, OP
Thanks for giving all of the virgin 12 year olds on this website advice to make having a baby easier. You are 2 helpful, OP
User avatar #5 to #2 - SheWolfie (09/14/2013) [-]
Not all of us are 12 you know...
Some of us actually do have kids/babysit kids
#123 - liamdurf ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
No, we do not drink juice that way. You can do it the less messy way, or you can do it the right way.
No, we do not drink juice that way. You can do it the less messy way, or you can do it the right way.
#122 - anonymous (09/14/2013) [-]
Great now I just have to get a child!
#63 - moocowsz ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
In the first one, I thought he was just in a clothes basket and not the tub aswell and was wondering how the water stayed in there with the holes
In the first one, I thought he was just in a clothes basket and not the tub aswell and was wondering how the water stayed in there with the holes
#59 - xnotcreative (09/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm about to be a dad in 5 months.

This content could not have been more helpful.
#20 - seboultura ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - Big Josh ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
So, now the cashier will think that the kid's $5 bill was in a stripper's thong.
#93 - xxscopemanxx (09/14/2013) [-]
psh c'mon OP none of us are getting laid. Stop pretending.
User avatar #97 - Seventeen (09/14/2013) [-]
i think this post has really nailed its target audience.
User avatar #18 - ampharosrules (09/14/2013) [-]
"Tooth Fairy Money"
Banks be like, wtf is this shit?
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