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#2 - commandershit
Reply +12
(09/13/2013) [-]
Wat?
#9 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(09/14/2013) [-]
His hand slipped
#10 to #9 - natanhiel
Reply 0
(09/14/2013) [-]
Didn't ******* sign in

Why does FJ keep automatically signing me out?
#19 to #10 - minecraftlamer
Reply 0
(09/14/2013) [-]
do you acces funnyjunk from multiple devices? if yes thats the answer when i log in from my ipod touch my pc will ask for password again and vica versa
#15 to #10 - kakariko
Reply 0
(09/14/2013) [-]
That **** happens to me as well...
I thought I was the only one.
#11 to #10 - commandershit
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(09/14/2013) [-]
ive no idea
#8 - kingron
Reply +8
(09/14/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in the fj community a man tries to follow instructions from a post and ended up with its dick stuck in the ceiling fan, he was removed 10 minutes later
#4 - craftyatom ONLINE
Reply +6
(09/13/2013) [-]
6,000,000 rotations per minute = 10,000 rotations per second
K

I liked the content overall though, +1
#7 to #4 - datargumme
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(09/14/2013) [-]
It is not much faster than the fastest rotating object not mabe by humans, The neutron star PSR J1748-2446ad rotates at 716 rotations a second
#5 to #4 - frozensundae [OP]
Reply +2
(09/13/2013) [-]
I am sorry my bad.
#6 to #5 - craftyatom ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/13/2013) [-]
It's okay, I too make similar mistakes. :/
#1 - sensitive
Reply +4
(09/13/2013) [-]
How do you fail at smuggling fish from Australia to New Zealand?


just throw the damn thing.
#20 to #1 - hemming
Reply 0
(09/14/2013) [-]
It was Austrilia, not Australia.
I'll go now..
#17 - Loppytaffy
Reply +3
(09/14/2013) [-]
******* Australia.
******* bugs ******* up the ******* rails
Why aren't I ******* surprised?

probably because suprised only likes me as a friend
#22 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Funny story, actually. It was only confirmed a couple days ago, but NASA's announcement stated that it had been outside of our solar system for over a year already, exiting the outer perimeter of the Sol system on August 25th, 2012.

The reason for the delay? It's really ******* hard to calculate how far away the smallest orbital bodies are from the sun. Over the course of a year and 20 days, the people at NASA were basically arguing over whether or not the ship was actually beyond everything else in the system. My theory is that it took a bit more than a full Earth's orbit to calculate this for what I hope are obvious reasons. those reasons being we needed to measure distances from all the outer objects in our system before saying for certain, and the only way of measuring such distances is by measuring against the annual parallax, which coincidentally (not) takes about a year to do
#23 - hntngtn
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Yeah...like 2 of these are correct..at best.
#14 - umaya
Reply 0
(09/14/2013) [-]
12 billion miles sounds impressive, but when you convert it into light years it reminds us how slow that is, especially if you watch a lot of Star Trek or sci-fi using warp theory.
0.002 light years
#13 - vibezz
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(09/14/2013) [-]
'Strilia M8
#12 - skinnypanda
Reply 0
(09/14/2013) [-]
2nd one is what they want you to believe, the demons obviously revolted and tired to bury him.
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