Evolution. As found on Tumblr. This is NOT Your Family Tree This is NOT Evolution Great You Grandfather Grandfather Father You Fish Salamander Cat This is Your  EVO lution
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Evolution

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This is NOT Your Family Tree This is NOT Evolution
Great
You
Grandfather Grandfather Father You Fish Salamander Cat
This is Your Family Tree This is Evolution
Second Cousins Cousins Siblings You Mammals
Fishes Amphibians
Common
Ancestor
Parents of Mammals
Common
Ancestor
Grandparents Common of
Ancestor Vertebrates
Great Grandparents of All Vertebrates
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Submitted: 09/13/2013
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#6 - ipostfunny (09/13/2013) [-]
OP you are so dumb,
this is evolution
User avatar #84 to #6 - redrepeater (09/14/2013) [-]
That feel when there still is no dragon eeveelution.
User avatar #120 to #84 - daentraya (09/14/2013) [-]
Would it make sense to have a dragon type eevee when there's now a fairy who is made up to be dragon slayers?
#168 to #120 - John Cena (09/14/2013) [-]
Also whenever two new eeveelutions are introduced, one is always super effective against the other, like with grass and ice, or psychic and dark. since dragon is weak to fairy, and dragon is the only special type that hasnt got an eeveelution i think its safe to say we're getting a dragon eevee
User avatar #171 to #168 - daentraya (09/14/2013) [-]
Ah, i didn't really know that. So it's likely that they just announced the new type and eevee first, and will then later reveal a dragon? That would be neeeat. The eevee designs have all been among my favorite, and the new gen seems to have nice looking pokemon. If there's gonna be a dragon, it's probably gonna look quite awesome
User avatar #100 to #6 - unitlogistfaction (09/14/2013) [-]
My sex life is like a pokemon evolution, in the sense that it sometimes takes a few rare candies to level up.
#56 to #6 - John Cena (09/14/2013) [-]
They announced they are making a new type and sylveon will be a fairy type
#21 to #6 - jojord (09/13/2013) [-]
Sylveon is clearly going to be a dragon type evolution
User avatar #22 to #21 - sirfapaton (09/13/2013) [-]
Fairy
#24 to #23 - sirfapaton (09/13/2013) [-]
Why then say "dragon."
#26 to #24 - jojord (09/13/2013) [-]
The fairy type is the answer to the "overpowerd" dragon type. I thought it was clear enough that the evolution was going to be fairy for me to jokingly say it was going to be the dragon it was designed for to counter.
The fairy type is the answer to the "overpowerd" dragon type. I thought it was clear enough that the evolution was going to be fairy for me to jokingly say it was going to be the dragon it was designed for to counter.
User avatar #27 to #26 - sirfapaton (09/13/2013) [-]
Your joke was bad.
#29 to #27 - jojord (09/13/2013) [-]
Well.. that's your personal meaning and let my respons be i dont give a ****
#30 to #29 - jojord (09/13/2013) [-]
Oh my english was a tad broken there.
#35 to #30 - ipostfunny (09/13/2013) [-]
stop
no fighting on my thread
now hug each other and make up
or I'll **** both of you
not rape or anything, I'll just **** you
you won't like it because I wear socks during sex, and it's really uncomfortable
User avatar #37 to #35 - sirfapaton (09/13/2013) [-]
Come in me bro.
#36 to #35 - jojord (09/13/2013) [-]
Hah joke's on you i love sex with socks, no but in all seriousness fighting was never my intent. I'd hug you if you'd want?!
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#293 to #24 - John Cena (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm going to mail this to somebody one day
User avatar #294 to #293 - sirfapaton (01/09/2014) [-]
Have fun with it
User avatar #98 to #23 - vanhohenheim (09/14/2013) [-]
Isn't that Yoona from SNSD?
User avatar #81 to #22 - volcanicdiarrhea (09/14/2013) [-]
I'd rip off my fingernails and separate flat legos for a Dragon eeveelution, though.
User avatar #20 to #6 - pappathethird (09/13/2013) [-]
Eeveelution
#106 to #20 - John Cena (09/14/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#41 - lamnad (09/13/2013) [-]
I am the unofficial Family historian for my family. I found out that wile one part of my family I can trace back six generations, there was a massive blank after my my fathers mother. I asked my dad why. That's the day I found out one of my great grand fathers was a rapist.   
   
Funny Gif to lighten the mood.
I am the unofficial Family historian for my family. I found out that wile one part of my family I can trace back six generations, there was a massive blank after my my fathers mother. I asked my dad why. That's the day I found out one of my great grand fathers was a rapist.

Funny Gif to lighten the mood.
#45 to #41 - metalmind (09/13/2013) [-]
Maybe I can help.
Pic related, my shortend family tree. (Completely documented with sources and proven).
I continued the work my great-grandfather started.
I'm still in the process of extending it though, and have only focused on some branches.
#42 - amil (09/13/2013) [-]
Hope someone gets it
#78 to #42 - angryconklin (09/14/2013) [-]
my brother with downs loves this show
my brother with downs loves this show
#46 to #42 - maxsexington (09/13/2013) [-]
You left me tongue tied Red Dwarf: Tongue Tied
User avatar #133 to #46 - frostyfrosty (09/14/2013) [-]
Yes! You beautiful Bastard.
User avatar #43 to #42 - nastyninja (09/13/2013) [-]
I ******* love red dwarf...
#11 - adu (09/13/2013) [-]
Maybe I'm just reading it wrong, but is this graph telling me that my grandparents gave birth to my cousins?
User avatar #14 to #11 - tiggeh (09/13/2013) [-]
Think of it along an x and y axis. Moving towards the right you have siblings, cousins, 2nd cousins, 3rd etc; and moving upwards you have parents, grandparents etc.
User avatar #44 to #11 - asheskirata (09/13/2013) [-]
No it's saying that your cousins fractured off from the line at that area, at least to some extent.
#12 to #11 - ipostfunny (09/13/2013) [-]
It's saying they're your cousins ancestors
you uneducated ****
#33 to #12 - phoenixtc (09/13/2013) [-]
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#89 to #33 - yaybacon (09/14/2013) [-]
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#173 to #33 - John Cena (09/14/2013) [-]
that's super neat but... why wouldn't make one of those thingies that always stays in the second position?
#289 to #173 - phoenixtc (09/14/2013) [-]
Who knows.
#15 to #12 - adu (09/13/2013) [-]
Well you don't have to be rude about it.
#59 to #12 - fizzor (09/14/2013) [-]
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#25 to #12 - ipostfunny (09/13/2013) [-]
hmm content only posted 8 hours ago
looks like I have a lot of reddys coming my way
well... my anus is prepared
deleting is for pussies
User avatar #101 to #25 - FatBenIsPedoBear (09/14/2013) [-]
Your attempt to recollect some greenies by saying you won't delete your comment was a bit of a failure, don't you think?
#79 - thepandaking (09/14/2013) [-]
A post talking about evolution should at least spell the plural of 'fish' correctly. It's 'fish.' The  non-word 'fishes' makes me cringe.
A post talking about evolution should at least spell the plural of 'fish' correctly. It's 'fish.' The non-word 'fishes' makes me cringe.
#211 to #79 - arcticassassin (09/14/2013) [-]
related
related
#91 to #79 - steek (09/14/2013) [-]
fishes is used to refer to multiple species of fish...and it's accurately used here.
#95 to #91 - thepandaking (09/14/2013) [-]
This image just got a lot more relevant.
This image just got a lot more relevant.
User avatar #2 - quitethedelicacy (09/13/2013) [-]
We evolved from cats?
Neat.
#3 to #2 - John Cena (09/13/2013) [-]
mammals
User avatar #5 to #2 - iloveburzum (09/13/2013) [-]
You're uh... reading it wrong.
#38 to #2 - John Cena (09/13/2013) [-]
he specifically said thats not how it works
#40 to #2 - azinfoo (09/13/2013) [-]
No. We and cat's share a common ancestor
#48 to #2 - John Cena (09/13/2013) [-]
im pretty sure thats some sort of mouse or rat..
User avatar #49 to #2 - YllekNayr (09/13/2013) [-]
Hoping this is a troll
#4 to #2 - lordlolland ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
could be...
#8 - teamrocketninja (09/13/2013) [-]
Okay, maybe Im dumb, but what exactly is this getting at?
User avatar #122 to #8 - daentraya (09/14/2013) [-]
I got 'everything is not as simple as we make it out to be'. The evolution of humans has had many dead ends and weird stuff. Many answers we want to answer cannot be answered by a single line of thought
User avatar #9 to #8 - redragond (09/13/2013) [-]
i believe its arguing when some creationists say, "if we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" by saying we did not evolve from monkeys but rather a common ancestor. that's all i managed to get, i'm pretty sure i'm missing something, as well.
User avatar #10 to #9 - teamrocketninja (09/13/2013) [-]
I thought it was something like that.
#139 - ekusas (09/14/2013) [-]
Second cousins confirmed being fish.
#57 - tailsx (09/14/2013) [-]
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #4318105 at Click an item and pick it up ** What I evolved from
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #4318105 at Click an item and pick it up ** What I evolved from
#66 - aserock (09/14/2013) [-]
**aserock rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Oh Miley ** What I evolved from.
#50 - superbourguignon (09/13/2013) [-]
**superbourguignon rolled a random image posted in comment #268 at Post your WallPaper ** what i've evolved from
User avatar #47 - darman (09/13/2013) [-]
The furthest I can trace back my family is to a group of English pirates that sunk ships off the coast of Whales and a group of German(Prussian) farmers.
#16 - werefell (09/13/2013) [-]
That's still not a tree.
#18 to #16 - John Cena (09/13/2013) [-]
Because that is a branch of the entire tree
#210 - John Cena (09/14/2013) [-]
-in philosophy class
-discussing if certain statements are: "impossible; certain; or somewhere in the range of 'possible'
-one statement: "human beings are descendants from apes"
-i put it as impossible
-other, radically christian girl also put it as impossible
-my argument was that humans and apes shared a common ancestor, not descended from one-another
- her argument was as follows:
-"if we descended from apes, why are there still apes?"
User avatar #156 - steamwhistler (09/14/2013) [-]
"Fishes". The plural for fish is still "Fish."
User avatar #197 to #156 - brenton (09/14/2013) [-]
Not in the scientific community. I've never had a professor in my marine biology courses say anything other than "fishes."
User avatar #111 - Pein (09/14/2013) [-]
Retard monkey having butt-sex with a fish squirl
#97 - darcandkharg (09/14/2013) [-]
Anybody else think of a half brother/sister as just their brother/sister? Kinda makes me wonder why when people say that they're just a half sibling.   
   
It's still your family. Unless you haven't seen them for most of your life no reason to think of a half sibling as a second cousin or anything.   
   
GIF for whatever.
Anybody else think of a half brother/sister as just their brother/sister? Kinda makes me wonder why when people say that they're just a half sibling.

It's still your family. Unless you haven't seen them for most of your life no reason to think of a half sibling as a second cousin or anything.

GIF for whatever.
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