Just a normal day for me then today.. Just a funny picture about how Friday the 13th is.. Q in I 13TH KEEP / t AND DON' T GO SWIMMING DON' T HAVE SEX DON' T SMO funny friday 13th
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Just a normal day for me then today.

Just a normal day for me then today.. Just a funny picture about how Friday the 13th is.. Q in I 13TH KEEP / t AND DON' T GO SWIMMING DON' T HAVE SEX DON' T SMO

Just a funny picture about how Friday the 13th is.

Q in I
13TH
KEEP / t
AND
DON' T GO SWIMMING
DON' T HAVE SEX
DON' T SMOKE
DON' T DRINK
DON' T GO OUT
DON' T SPLIT UP
DON' T RUN FROM THE KILLER
IF YOU T , GET up AND RUN
ABOVE ALL,..,
TURN ON we mu any one EMT Emu: ANY ROOM
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#14 - junkinator ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
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#12 - megazman (09/13/2013) [-]
Don't be the black comic relief
#11 - skysailor (09/13/2013) [-]
This day was already unlucky.    
   
> Be yesterday   
> Pretty, cool, chill girl in my class   
> Ask if she wants to grab coffee today    
> She says yes   
> Holy 			****		 really!?.jpg   
> Gives me her number   
> Be today   
> Call her up, but no answer   
> Get a text later saying she's sorry but can't make it since she has work   
> Ask about tomorrow   
> She says she made plans with her boyfriend, but that we should hang out sometime   
> Wait... wut?   
   
MFW she didn't tell me that she has a boyfriend earlier.    
MFW I thought it was clear that I was interested in her.
This day was already unlucky.

> Be yesterday
> Pretty, cool, chill girl in my class
> Ask if she wants to grab coffee today
> She says yes
> Holy **** really!?.jpg
> Gives me her number
> Be today
> Call her up, but no answer
> Get a text later saying she's sorry but can't make it since she has work
> Ask about tomorrow
> She says she made plans with her boyfriend, but that we should hang out sometime
> Wait... wut?

MFW she didn't tell me that she has a boyfriend earlier.
MFW I thought it was clear that I was interested in her.
User avatar #13 to #11 - huffe ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
rape her
#40 - Rascal (09/14/2013) [-]
i killed a group of teenagers who were camping with a machete and a hockey mask. their faces when they thought i was jason vorhees. ipeeled themoff
User avatar #47 to #40 - incontinence ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Why would they take a machete and a hokey mask camping?
#45 - infinitereaper (09/14/2013) [-]
That was today?
That was today?
#29 - yougo (09/14/2013) [-]
ty i live in the 13th house in my neighborhood
#38 - demonfish (09/14/2013) [-]
My car broke down today
User avatar #54 - Mumford (09/14/2013) [-]
Fine it might have been between yesterday and today but i'm posting it. It's still the 13th somewhere

>Go out for friends birthday
>End up pretty intoxicated from beer, shots and jack daniels
>Talk to girl who works in shop down street from me in smoking area
>She's kinda flirting with me but decide just to leave it
>Leave earlish and she's outside the club (almost as if she was waiting for me)
>Get taxi together back home
>Kiss her in taxi
feltgoodman.jpg
>She invites me into hers, obviously say yes
>Her mum comes downstairs starts shouting at us both
>I'm like wut?
>Get chucked out
>Her mum comes back out tell me she has a boyfriend
>I walk home alone worried and scared to go to the shop

tl;dr scared to go to shop incase girl i almost ****** who has boyfriend is still there
#3 - frostbeard (09/13/2013) [-]
Basicly, just do what you do best everyday.
Stay home behind YOU'RE comput're.
#56 to #3 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
#5 to #3 - jbywalec (09/13/2013) [-]
Apparently I am a computer?
#6 to #5 - frostbeard (09/13/2013) [-]
No!
Read it again!
You are a comput're
But thats not even a word, which means YOU ARE NOTHING!
User avatar #57 to #6 - samsaysbai ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Bad way of trying to save yourself.
#4 to #3 - shadir ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
"stay home behind you are computer"
"stay home behind you are computer"
User avatar #22 to #4 - thepyras (09/14/2013) [-]
behind you are *comput are
User avatar #42 to #4 - qwarthos (09/14/2013) [-]
I AM COMPUTER
#18 to #4 - pornoranger (09/13/2013) [-]
damn right you are. did he ******* stutter?
#68 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
>Don't run from the killer
>If you trip, get up and run

wat.jpg
User avatar #67 - edzero (09/14/2013) [-]
My friend nick had a birthday yesterday...
I wonder if Jason came by and gave him a cake?
User avatar #66 - zonryu (09/14/2013) [-]
that moment when you realize that there isnt a single light on in the entire house exept for a lamp near the desk and light from the tv
User avatar #63 - tuckthisphit (09/14/2013) [-]
"Dont have sex."
Boy that is going to be a challange.
User avatar #62 - thesinful (09/14/2013) [-]
Considering I'm the type to check the ceiling when I enter I room, I'll probably be fine. At a friends house I got laughed at until I pointed out said friend's tarantula was on the ceiling.
User avatar #61 - darksideofthebeast (09/14/2013) [-]
I hate how people have these little 'bad luck' things.
Like a black cat or this **** .
It's stupid.
#60 - Blasphemer (09/14/2013) [-]
I masturbated and ranted on Rome 2: Total war forum. I care not of this silly superstition.
#59 - Rascal (09/14/2013) [-]
Don't run from the killer.
If you trip, get up and run.
.... which is it dammit?!
User avatar #55 - phyrex ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
im a security guard at a local mall and this is my favorite day of the year to work
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