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User avatar #72 - vicecomx (09/14/2013) [-]
Fast Food chains should start selling food made out of meat from endangered species. Those numbers would rise up like a ************ .
#71 - anonymous (09/14/2013) [-]
can you imagine 100 years of breeding fields of lions like cows then just releasing your lion army
#77 to #71 - sapphiresz (09/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, lion "army" lol.. the males are like hound dogs most of the time. (Kenya)
User avatar #61 - severepwner (09/14/2013) [-]
When a species gets to the point that it can burn an entire area miles long with and explosion, fire, and radiation, the ability to take down a gazelle isn't that impressive anymore.
User avatar #60 - zeecan (09/14/2013) [-]
2 useless animals to the human race

1 that feeds millions of people everyday
User avatar #58 - ilovehitler (09/14/2013) [-]
Probably because we are the dominant species of the planet, and cows serve far more use to us than either Lions or Gorillas.
#52 - luluwho (09/14/2013) [-]
Yep, humans have fubared nature ... Our best doctor ever.
#47 - bronywhat (09/14/2013) [-]
"The increase in humans has led to the decrease of.......everything else, except for the species we like to eat, or pet. "
User avatar #39 - tdogmeds (09/14/2013) [-]
If we ate lions, we'd have cause to preserve and farm them.
Keeping them alive would no longer depend on donations, it would have revenue.
User avatar #43 to #39 - makedonski (09/14/2013) [-]
You can buy lion burgers online
User avatar #44 to #43 - seniorawesomesauce (09/14/2013) [-]
You bite the burger and the burger bites back.
User avatar #37 - znigga (09/14/2013) [-]
that's because we keep animals which we need or desire to have alive as a species.
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#27 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (09/14/2013) [-]
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#67 to #27 - stocxt ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
dat ass
#46 to #27 - fullmetaloptimist (09/14/2013) [-]
theasswasfat.jpg
User avatar #35 to #27 - subaruwrxsti (09/14/2013) [-]
sauce pls
#33 to #27 - peanutbraddle (09/14/2013) [-]
That awkward moment when you remember exactly what porno this is from.
User avatar #28 to #27 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
If you could please provide sauce on that gif I would be forever grateful...
User avatar #38 to #24 - navadae (09/14/2013) [-]
seriously? from 2 years ago? you`re whining about a repost from TWO YEARS AGO!?
#42 to #38 - newdriskollgaming (09/14/2013) [-]
le bothered le God I feel cool
#65 to #42 - richhobo (09/14/2013) [-]
The coolest.
The coolest.
User avatar #68 to #65 - newdriskollgaming (09/14/2013) [-]
Yessir
#22 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
It's not as if we don't breed them for the sole purpose of eating them. It's not even close to survival, it's being born to die. Plus, the modern cow is pretty much a man-made creation.
#23 to #22 - angelusprimus (09/13/2013) [-]
They are being born to die...
oh nooooooooo.....
How is that different from you or me? We are all born to die.
Cows live a safer, higher quality life then pretty much any wild animal. milk cow will live longer then average deer, never starve, have medical help and professional medical help when giving birth.
And as a species they are one of most sucessful mammals in the world.
User avatar #40 to #23 - navadae (09/14/2013) [-]
without human intervention said cows wouldnt survive long anymore... but they do, cause they`re delicious and provide delicious things

and i think he meant "born to die" as in "born to be strung up by their hooves, have their carotids slit, left to bleed out and be gutted" ....

damn culinary school.. and yet i still want a nice burger right now
User avatar #17 - PigeonOnKrak (09/13/2013) [-]
So you're saying we should start eating lions and gorillas? Fine.
#15 - pappathethird (09/13/2013) [-]
It's almost as if humans can somehow affect what kind of animals there are most of.
User avatar #64 to #15 - rjtool (09/14/2013) [-]
I live in New Mexico..... there are hundreds of ranches with cows living in the woods.... they are not dependent.
User avatar #63 to #15 - TheTurnbull (09/14/2013) [-]
Almost...
User avatar #18 to #15 - arsyro (09/13/2013) [-]
woah buddy thats some mighty futuristic ground you're treading on
#14 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
I think i might be to well educated for this kind of joke.
User avatar #62 to #14 - coolcalx (09/14/2013) [-]
the irony in this comment almost hurts
User avatar #32 to #14 - nativninja ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
I'm not too well educated. Please explain the Lion one.
#29 to #14 - heathcliff (09/14/2013) [-]
To well educated. Excuse me dear sir, but i believe you mean TOO well educated.
To well educated. Excuse me dear sir, but i believe you mean TOO well educated.
#49 to #29 - thepandaking (09/14/2013) [-]
this isn't that relevant so I apologize but I just wanna say I think it would be amazing if there was a version of this with the text "did I just hear some wrong opinions?" with the windshield kicker tagged as the internet.

totally not trying to hint for someone who actually has the knowledge to make it
#20 to #14 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
but "well educated for this kind of joke" is the other way
#10 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
The original species of cow is actually already extinct due to human interference, so cows are actually way worse off. their original ancestors were killed and replaced with the ones we know and love to eat today who couldn't survive in the wild, and are completely dependent on us.
#69 to #10 - anonymous (09/14/2013) [-]
I have seen wild cows. there are a few up in the mountains, just like there are wild horses, and cows ran wild all over the U.S. tell about the late 1800's. Even today a lot of ranchers just take there cows out to free range, and just let them wander about. Getting there own food and water. If people stopped showing up every once and a while they probably would never notice.
#45 to #10 - unoriginalaccount (09/14/2013) [-]
You're telling me this swole ************ couldn't survive in the wild?
Just look at his dong.
#41 to #10 - applesdontpee (09/14/2013) [-]
****** have you been to india
#25 to #10 - angelusprimus (09/13/2013) [-]
Umm how are they worse off?
I don't see any Homo Erectus walking around, are we worse off?
I don't see any Barbary lions chasing me down the street, are lions worse off?
Just because aurochs died off that does not make cows worse off. Cows are living better, safer lives then any wild animal. They have steady growth of population and they are now extremely diverse so there is no genetic bottleneck so extinction of entire bovine species is horribly unlikely.
#21 to #10 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
yeh, the single celled organism that they and everything else evolved from are extinct
User avatar #53 to #21 - luluwho (09/14/2013) [-]
Y do you think they are extinct ?
#11 to #10 - newall (09/13/2013) [-]
that isn't 100% true.

Although almost all farmed cows are interbred to the species we see now, there are still wild cows.
they're similar in appearance to bison or buffalo
#19 to #11 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
I think that anon is talking about the cattle's wild ancestor, the aurochs. Not its still living relatives like those domesticated water buffaloes which the aurochs might also be ancestral
#9 - synarc (09/13/2013) [-]
I know some of the comments are just joking but the comments went slightly off topic since many people made a comment on how we should eat other animal instead.
Human interference in nature.
The point is that in nature, the survival of a specie depended on how strong and adaptable it is, yet some specie which are strong are going extinct and the weak gets to reproduce simply because it is useful for human rather than being a strong specie in the wild.
This is an example of how humans are going against the natural order of things. We are changing how God originally created the earth to be and making a new rule for nature where if animal aren't useful to human, they are going to die.
User avatar #4 - zerokiller ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
It's because we breed cows just so we can eat them, we don't breed lions.
#54 to #4 - cockandballz (09/14/2013) [-]
Hey dont speak for me buddy.
User avatar #8 to #4 - enemyoftrn (09/13/2013) [-]
We need to breed lion. And then genetically engineered them to leap 35 feet up into the air and survive the impact. Then we promote them as housepet.
User avatar #6 to #4 - robertolee (09/13/2013) [-]
yes we do
User avatar #7 to #6 - zerokiller ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
Maybe, but not on a massive scale like cows. People pay to breed lions, people get paid to breed cows.
#26 to #7 - angelusprimus (09/13/2013) [-]
There is now more lions and tigers in america then africa and india.
In small private zoos and private collections. While wild lions and tigers may go extinct (probably not, they are being protected) there is enough of them bred in captivity that species are fairly safe.
#3 - burdensomebucket (09/13/2013) [-]
So we should start eating gorillas?
#12 to #3 - newall (09/13/2013) [-]
i'd like to see you milk a gorilla....
#13 to #12 - bigstick (09/13/2013) [-]
semen is considered to be protein and fat rich_so milk it dry baby
#66 to #13 - drizztrocks (09/14/2013) [-]
You are a genius
User avatar #36 to #13 - skeptical (09/14/2013) [-]
Dat username
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