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#1 - abronymous
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Small coke my ass, that things the size of texas!
#159 to #1 - metalgross
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Thats why they charge you up the ass for food
#162 to #1 - manwithanopinion
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(09/14/2013) [-]
I wish I could thumb this at least 3 times
#165 to #1 - unoriginalaccount
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Bro, do you even America?
Florida master race.
#173 to #1 - elcreepo
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Welcome to America.
#215 to #1 - oldnigger
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(09/14/2013) [-]
its a movie theater remember?
#220 to #215 - abronymous
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(09/14/2013) [-]
The ******* Cineplex Odeon small cups are like the little cups you get for a piss sample at the doctors. Canada can suck sometimes.
#223 to #220 - oldnigger
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(09/14/2013) [-]
I live in new york, and the smalls are a ******* liter
#225 to #223 - abronymous
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Well I guess that's how it works. We have free health care and you guys get big cups.
#227 to #225 - oldnigger
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(09/14/2013) [-]
we also have black presidents
#228 to #227 - abronymous
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(09/14/2013) [-]
We have to deal with French-Canadians.
#132 to #1 - mookiez
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Pretty stupid looking coke, I say.
#199 to #1 - epicprivate
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Is there a problem with Texas?
#218 to #199 - abronymous
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(09/14/2013) [-]
no sir. Just puting the "everything's bigger in Texas" into a proper context.
#51 to #1 - heartlessrobot
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, looks more like a medium.
#62 to #1 - tittylovin
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Have you never been to a movie theater?

Regal cinemas, man, they'll treat you right. 108 fluid ounces of "piss your pants by the end of the credits" soda. Goes great with a bucket of popcorn with enough calories to destroy the economy of a small African nation with.
#83 to #1 - bummerdrummer
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Have you ever been to a movie theater? thats the smallest size and it cost $7.25
#3 to #1 - sepheroth
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(09/13/2013) [-]
The large is the size of Russia
#4 to #3 - abronymous
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Drinking it would be like a 24 hour event..
#5 to #4 - sepheroth
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Challenge accepted. I'll make sure to bring my flask though, screw regular coke.
#61 to #1 - tostito
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(09/13/2013) [-]
#16 to #1 - swagloon
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(09/13/2013) [-]
In Texas that's a tiny.
#13 to #1 - zibdibbie
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Not in America
#133 to #13 - commontroll
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Not in Texas...
#111 to #13 - dogziller ONLINE
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(09/13/2013) [-]
merica'n asassin
#26 - zynced
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Fake no one wearing a fedora would be in a relationship.
#158 to #26 - metalgross
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(09/14/2013) [-]
triforce necklace
#169 to #26 - steelwoolsheep
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(09/14/2013) [-]
yeah but she thumbs it down
#201 to #26 - shinyarmor
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(09/14/2013) [-]
that is buying a fedora, TAGS proof
#211 to #26 - anon
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(09/14/2013) [-]
I did... >.>
#101 to #26 - teoferrazzi
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(09/13/2013) [-]
that's not a fedora
#119 to #101 - felixjarl ONLINE
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(09/13/2013) [-]
That is in fact a fedora friend. Although a very classical shaped one.
#230 to #119 - teoferrazzi
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(09/14/2013) [-]
no, it's a panama hat
#135 to #101 - commontroll
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(09/13/2013) [-]
It's just a not tribly.
#42 to #26 - pappathethird
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(09/13/2013) [-]
There was a time when that thing was just called a hat.
#93 to #42 - bomberbib
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(09/13/2013) [-]
and that time is long dead..
#234 to #42 - zynced
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(09/14/2013) [-]
And that specific hat is a fedora.
#17 - maddboiy
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(09/13/2013) [-]
well now i feel sad
well now i feel sad
#32 to #17 - anon
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(09/13/2013) [-]
no don't be =[
You will find someone my friend. It may not be today or the next day, but you will find someone. I believe in you!
#60 to #32 - maddboiy
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#105 to #60 - thepandaking
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(09/13/2013) [-]
"SUGARPEAS!"
"DROP 'EM!"
"OKAAAAY!!!"
#104 to #60 - thepandaking
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#92 to #17 - callmebio
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(09/13/2013) [-]
brothers in feel.
#166 to #17 - applesdontpee
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(09/14/2013) [-]
good god what kind of kitten is that?! i must have
#82 - andovaredoras
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(09/13/2013) [-]
The last one (TV watching), works more like this: One of you is excited and the other is bored (at least often that's the case)
The last one (TV watching), works more like this: One of you is excited and the other is bored (at least often that's the case)
#212 to #82 - nighkey
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Not tonight. Everyone loves the new Korra!
#96 to #82 - pikininja
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Unless you're watching this.
#236 to #96 - guymandude
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(09/14/2013) [-]
I was about to post exactly this (except I didn't have the awesome picture). Breaking Bad is better than relationship therapy - it just brings people together.
#124 to #82 - smileulz
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Here take this andovaredoras
#91 - GoldenLotus
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Well now I feel lonely
Well now I feel lonely
#214 to #91 - nighkey
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(09/14/2013) [-]
-Hugs-

You can add me to your friends if you want. So then at least when you're on FJ, it will say Friends (1).
#95 to #91 - scientific
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(09/13/2013) [-]
It's okay, we can be alone together.
#157 to #95 - yaybacon
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Is there room for one more?
#202 to #157 - cjasper
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(09/14/2013) [-]
#14 - mutzaki
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Small Coke for two people? You better not be eating popcorn, son.
#99 to #14 - kylethefatass
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(09/13/2013) [-]
LOL u wasted your time looking at this notifaction I STOLE THE TIME U WILL NOT EVER GET BACK kbye
#100 to #99 - mutzaki
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(09/13/2013) [-]
#161 - AlanbalMIT
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(09/14/2013) [-]
This post made me feel okay about many plans I have with my gf
#41 - pappathethird
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(09/13/2013) [-]
These are all incredibly true
These are all incredibly true
#146 - nuvija
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#171 to #146 - niggasaurus
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Can you please explain... I'm tired right now
#180 to #171 - Noblevillain
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Basically he asked the "girl" how many letters were in the alphabet and forgot six of the letters. T F W N O G and then he repeated an F. Basically tfwnogf is an abreviation for "That Face When No GirlFriend." and then you learn the girl was never there at all.
#181 to #180 - niggasaurus
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Ah...Thanks. I got the "No Girlfriend" bit, but that was pretty much the extent of my understanding
#189 to #181 - Noblevillain
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Yeah its basically just supposed to be him imagining that he does have one.
#232 to #146 - niggastolemyname
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(09/14/2013) [-]
****************** rolls 05** number of letters in the alphabet
#57 - seriff
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(09/13/2013) [-]
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#65 to #57 - superbigfupa
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(09/13/2013) [-]
you really expect us to click on that
#69 to #65 - seriff
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(09/13/2013) [-]
click it or dont, your choice. I give ya my word it isn't bad
#70 to #69 - superbigfupa
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(09/13/2013) [-]
well... "sorryforthewayihavetodothis.webs.com" sounds pretty fishy
#72 to #70 - seriff
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(09/13/2013) [-]
haha I know, i didnt want to say "sorry not level 2" so I wanted to apologize for the way I had to give the image before hand. If you could, or anyone, go there save the pic and post it here please. so others dont have to be weird about the link, haha
#73 to #72 - superbigfupa
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Eh, you seem trust able, definitely not a bot
#75 to #73 - seriff
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(09/13/2013) [-]
thank ya i've been coming here for years (anon until today), I know the ups and downs. I'm certainly not here to hurt
#76 to #75 - superbigfupa
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Well, good luck on getting to level two
#78 to #76 - seriff
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(09/13/2013) [-]
thank ya, thank ya