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Whats the most fucked up game your friends play?
10 hours ago" by : g:
ah Ceil 25?’? points 6 hours ago
E’ "Get down Mr. President" In a big group of friends, one person would put their Finger to their ear
like a secret service agent) and as the rest of the group noticed they would do the same. When
there was one person left without their finger to their ear, everyone would scream "GET DOWN
MR. " and tackle them. cm pavement, gravel, whatever. There were some injuries.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#37 - ishotthedeputy
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It's a game called "Spoons" and it does not involve cards
>Get in car with 3-5 other friends
>Everyone has a spoon
>Go to ghetto
> Find ********* ****** possible
>One person rolls down the window and says, "HEY ******" and throws the spoon
>If the spoon hits him, drive away
>If spoon misses, you must get out of the car and retrive the spoon
#218 to #37 - anon id: 99e4ecc0
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we play that at the skate park with fries, we call it chip a ******
#244 to #37 - anon id: a24cdeea
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #56 to #37 - sasyboncho
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Pfff hahaha!
User avatar #141 to #37 - ompalomper
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best game ever
User avatar #167 to #37 - unitlogistfaction
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>cut pieces of metal into the size and shape of quarters
>find a bunch of hobos
>throw a fist full of quarters at them
>watch them fight to the death over pieces of metal
#90 to #37 - othymer
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>There were some injuries?
User avatar #68 to #37 - jaggedherp
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I live in Canada, and we don't have black people here. We use hookers instead. Still works.
User avatar #84 to #68 - walkerjam
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Why would you yell "HEY ******" to a prostitute?
User avatar #109 to #84 - jaggedherp
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It confuses them more than the spoon does, that's why.
User avatar #85 to #68 - sirfiiddlesticks
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I live in Las Vegas. We have plenty of both.
User avatar #126 to #85 - shoryuken
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have you met the pawn stars?
I think all of the usa has a ****** problem :p
User avatar #171 to #126 - sirfiiddlesticks
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I saw them at an airport on Reno, never really spoken to them. I've been to the place a couple times, it's ******* lame. It looks nothing like the show, it's just another pawn shop.
User avatar #242 to #171 - shoryuken
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And here I am thinking I want to go there.... damn
User avatar #243 to #242 - sirfiiddlesticks
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Not much do to here if you're under 21.
User avatar #223 to #85 - sunice
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Holy **** man what part you in?
User avatar #252 to #223 - sirfiiddlesticks
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Downtown, why? You live in vegas?
User avatar #253 to #252 - sunice
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Yeah just by the mall there on Maryland
User avatar #45 to #37 - jackenov **User deleted account**
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Hahaha That's actually hilarious
#63 to #37 - kuroking
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I'm black and i find this game hilarious
I'm black and i find this game hilarious
User avatar #206 to #63 - srapture
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You won't be saying that when you get hit by a spoon and your feelings are hurt by name calling.
#176 to #37 - mikoli
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(09/13/2013) [-]
YFW
User avatar #70 to #37 - shutupandrapeme
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>Be 25
>Be black
>Live in poor part of town because I didn't go to college
>Walking around because nice day
>See car full of white privileged teenage ***** drive by
>Don't think much of it
>Car stops next to me
>Hear one douchebag yell "Hey ******!"
>He throws a spoon at my face
>They drive away
>Still wat to this day
#139 to #70 - thefjgienni **User deleted account**
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>Be 25
>Be black
Live in poor part of america because I'm black
>Walk around because of nice day
>See neighborhood watch drive by
>Don't think much of it
>Hear Zimmerman yell "Hey ******!"
>He throws spoon at me
>Dodge that ****
>Gets out of car
>gonnakickhisass.jpeg
>Floor the ************
>Pulls gun
>********.jpeg
>mfw I somehow lost the ****** spoon game
#152 to #139 - anon id: a24cdeea
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#156 to #152 - thefjgienni **User deleted account**
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I'm not very active in this community, i basically leech all of the funnies without giving anything back
And thats why I can't vote
But thats fine, I deserve not to vote if I don't contribute, and I'm not gonna ask for charity thumbs
This is what I will do
I will keep posting until I reach lvl 2, and when I do, I will spend my life thumbing down these cancerous "Asian telepathy" posts
I will waste my ******* life doing it
I hope you know what you ******* started anon, I had a promising future ahead of me, but I'm going to hunt your faggot ass down
And Do the worst thing I can do to you
Give you red thumb
It's not much, but I think it symbolizes a lot. A red thumb from someone who throws away their whole life is saying to the recipient "It is worth my life to express how little you mean to the rest of us"
I will keep going after you
I will keep thumbing you
And I hope one day you come to your senses and kill yourself
Rant over
#237 to #156 - hoskins
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tfw I actually kind of enjoy seeing them again after so long
User avatar #208 to #156 - samjamfan
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thats exactly what he wants you to do
User avatar #200 to #152 - wooyoungkim
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Ya know, I'm Asian and I can confirm this post.

This anon is thinking of gargling a huge cock right now.
User avatar #94 to #70 - liberalgodess
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>you're given massive benefits by our racist government solely because of your race
>choose not to take advantage of them and not go to college
>remains in poor part of town
>calls white people "privileged" even though you had a better chance than most white kids
#101 to #94 - eldino
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I think he might have been adding on to the joke.
User avatar #30 - schmitty
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>be me
>just walking down the street when I see a group of kids
>suddenly they all put their finger to their ear and look at me
>all start running towards me screaming
>don't take the time to hear what it is, just high tale it the **** out of there
>three blocks and still running from these kids
>they're closer now and I can hear what they're saying
>all shouting "Get down Mr. President"
>keep running from crazy people
>finally get to the bus station
>bus is already there and people are getting on
>I'm the last one on
>bus is crowded as I look around for a seat
>suddenly the kids start getting closer and closer to the bus stop
>look at driver
>he puts his finger to his ear
>Get down Mr. President
>all the passengers are looking at me
>gotta get down Mr. Predsident
>gotta get down on Friday
>which seat can I take?
User avatar #102 to #30 - grocer
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Ruined it at the ending. Sounded like a creepy story.
User avatar #151 to #30 - amammcmam
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I love you.
#32 to #30 - hydromatic
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User avatar #33 to #32 - schmitty
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Was it too easy to see coming?
User avatar #40 to #33 - shashashanasha
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I did not see it coming, I satisfyingly guffawed
User avatar #46 to #40 - schmitty
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Well that's nice to hear. I usually don't do stories like this, I think this is maybe the third or fourth one I've ever done.
User avatar #135 to #30 - triplewin
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this is gold.
User avatar #57 to #30 - toastyghosty
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the ending was so bad.
i didn't see it coming buit it was just,
ugh
User avatar #61 to #57 - schmitty
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Yea, I feared that would be a reaction I got it. As I said down below (not that I expect you to read those comments) I don't really do stories like this, but I saw an opportunity, and I took it.
User avatar #79 to #61 - toosexyforyou
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Don't listen to him, the execution was perfect.
#81 to #79 - schmitty
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Thank you, I want you to have this .gif
Thank you, I want you to have this .gif
User avatar #91 to #81 - sirfiiddlesticks
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dude wat
User avatar #98 to #91 - schmitty
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I don't know, I saw it either in the comment section one day or maybe it was on the front page, I can't really remember, but I saw it and thought "I could maybe use that some day", so I saved it. It has been sitting in my reaction folder ever since, just waiting for a purpose.
User avatar #118 to #98 - arcticassassin
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That one giant schlong at the end made me lose it
User avatar #130 to #118 - schmitty
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Yea, that's always my favorite part, the long dick at the end. no homo
User avatar #86 to #81 - toosexyforyou
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pls no
#87 to #86 - schmitty
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just let it happen
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User avatar #62 to #60 - toastyghosty
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i don't care.
it was a horrible opportunity.
never make a joke again.
User avatar #64 to #62 - schmitty
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Well excuse me dick head, didn't realize you were in such a **** mood today.
User avatar #71 to #64 - toastyghosty
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im sorry for having an opinion
it'll never happen again
User avatar #88 to #71 - toosexyforyou
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See to it that it never happens again.
User avatar #75 to #71 - schmitty
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If you're allowed to be a dick about me telling a joke, I'm allowed to be a dick about you being a dick with your opinion.
User avatar #77 to #75 - toastyghosty
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i'm allowed to do whatever the hell i want, and you are too. acting like there's some set of rules or standards that aren't completely arbitrary for when it's ok to be rude is just silly.
User avatar #78 to #77 - schmitty
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I didn't say there were rules, but you responded to my comment as if you expected there to be rules. You were apologizing for having an opinion when I didn't, at all, criticize you for having an opinion, I was criticizing the way you made that opinion known. You were the one who seemed to get defense because I called you a dick when you were clearly being one. Maybe next time if you don't want people to act like there are rules for when you can and can't be rude, you shouldn't apologize for something like having an opinion, because that clearly shows that you do in fact care if people attack your opinion. You can do whatever the **** you want, just don't apologize to me when I do the same thing.
User avatar #80 to #78 - toastyghosty
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tl;dr
#83 to #80 - schmitty
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This is basically what my comment said.
User avatar #89 to #83 - toastyghosty
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o
im sorry for being blunt
or maybe just you not understanding my sarcasm
somewhere along the lines, you got mad at me for some reason
and just so we're clear, i was being sarcastic when i said sorry.
User avatar #93 to #89 - schmitty
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I know you were being sarcastic. Obviously you wouldn't actually apologize for having an opinion, unless you're some sort of weirdo. But the very fact that you did it even sarcastically says that you do care what people think of your opinion.
User avatar #95 to #93 - toastyghosty
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not especially
i don't care that anyone knows about my opinion about your joke except for you.
#99 to #95 - schmitty
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User avatar #2 - nospyonme
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In basic training my buddies and I would play "operation TP", where we would raid other platoon's toilet paper supply. Many ***** were had at other's expense.
User avatar #127 to #2 - messerauditore
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...I'm guessing literally?
#136 to #127 - nospyonme
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Literally and figuratively, both were equally satisfying.
#137 to #136 - messerauditore
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Nice.
Nice.
#15 - computor
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Me and few of my friends had an awesome game.

Its name was "mällileipä" (cumbread). The idea of the game goes as following:
>first we take at least seven players (absolute minumim).
>Then all players take all our clothes off and go to a full circle.
>Then we took a piece of bread (see pic) and placed it in the middle of the circle.
>Then we start to furiously masturbate (it was serious).
>Then we had to come on to the bread as fast as we could.
>The one who came last had to eat the bread.
-At this point it was optional would you come on it or not.

This might sound freak, but we had some good fun.
User avatar #23 to #15 - funnyjunkforlife
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I saw a porno of a guy giving a dolphin a blow job and it came in his mouth but your **** is far more weird
User avatar #24 to #15 - sparkyfusion
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It's more commonly called Soggy biscuit.. and is done on a biscuit
User avatar #25 to #15 - sparkyfusion
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I just realised I'm like the fourth person to suggest an alternate to this.. Does this concern anybody else?

Because it kinda turns me on..
#143 to #15 - ompalomper
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boris johnson approves
#26 to #15 - multichicken
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heheh in my old school there were a group of gay kids who would do this all the time, they called it "ookie cookie"
#36 to #15 - witislimited
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Comment Picture
User avatar #214 to #36 - magikarpisgod
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What's the name of this anime? I started watching it but i don't remember the name!
User avatar #227 to #214 - optimussum
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It's Angel Beats
User avatar #224 to #214 - yunogasaii
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Devil Beats
#229 to #224 - magikarpisgod
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Thanks! Have a good day sir.
Thanks! Have a good day sir.
User avatar #221 to #214 - witislimited
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Boku no pico.
#225 to #221 - magikarpisgod
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LEL XDDDDDDD
User avatar #228 to #225 - witislimited
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It's actually Angel Beats. I just like using that particular joke for some reason. Anyhow, awesome anime- be warned, it gets really feely.
User avatar #230 to #228 - magikarpisgod
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Yeah, I heard that in the end it gets preety feely but it's preety awesome nonetheless.
User avatar #231 to #230 - witislimited
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Might be the only show that got to me. Real spoiler about how it's feely: The feels are very final. You don't get more final then disappearing from the afterlife. Even got to me.
User avatar #232 to #231 - magikarpisgod
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Well then, to a mathon of boku no pi... I mean Angel Beats! yeah... angel beats...
User avatar #21 to #15 - adu
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And this is apparently what straight men do on saturday nights.
#107 to #15 - stanleys
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User avatar #161 to #15 - vulpiiix
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In Sweden we have the same except you cum on a cinnamon bun instead (superswedish).
We call it "runkbulle" (kinda hard to translate but roughly Jack off-bun)

#47 to #15 - crazyolitis
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#27 to #15 - lolollo
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This is the 8th variation to the game I've heard, and so far the only conceivable fun I can think of for this is in seeing everyone's reactions to you telling them about it.

Sitting in a circle and jerking off to a biscuit with the risk of having to eat a cum covered biscuit? That sounds neither sexy nor fun. In fact a variety of other, more negative adjectives cum to mind when I just think about it.
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#16 to #15 - anon id: 0122267f
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Where I come from this is called wet biscuit
#17 to #16 - fbiagent
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its known as soggy waffles around here. played with a waffle instead of bread
User avatar #52 to #17 - odonnell
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Where im from it meets in the middle. We call it soggy biscuit.
#73 to #15 - eminemhas
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This, My friend, Is a game called "Limp Bizkit".
Atleast From what I know.
User avatar #20 to #15 - aranea
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Finland; where weird stuff like this is socially acceptable.
User avatar #58 - julenisse
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>Be me, 10 years old
>Be on trip with school
>Bus stops at a gas station, everyone buys some snack
>I buy a Cannibal ice-thingy, long boneshaped citrus-delight.
>Teacher gathers everyone in a circle
>"Anyone here knows a game we can play?"
>I'm stupid, so
>"Yes!"
>Teacher asks what its called
>I have no idea since I know no fun games, and hated those kinds of games back then
>"Cannibal!"
>Quickly eat ice before anyone realizes thats where I got my name from
>Make up a game in five seconds
>One player runs around and catches people
>The people he catch goes in the pot
>When pot is full, the cannibal must untangle his human noodle soup
>Last person not eaten wins
>Teacher likes the game
>Wtf im ten year old and said some random **** how did that work?
>Ten years later, brother goes to same school, different teachers
>Comes home telling about this awesome game he played
>Called cannibal
>I made a new school game still in use
#166 to #58 - yaybacon
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That sounds like alot of fun
That sounds like alot of fun
#105 to #58 - tmgrskat
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yfw
User avatar #158 to #105 - julenisse
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When he told me that, I knew I chose the right profession. MFW
#41 - xdeathspawnx
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me and my friends used to play a game called gaddafi. basically you try to sneak up on someone without them noticing and do the 1000 years of death attack from naruto on them. at first it was pretty basic but eventually people started getting really elaborate and started teaming up to get people in the most embarrassing/painful ways possible. One kid would go up to the target and start talking to them to distract them, and then give the sign to three other kids who were waiting and watching. All of a sudden two kids would grab your legs so that you couldn't run while a third runs up and gaddafies you as hard as he can.
User avatar #181 to #41 - rhiaanor
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its not special, and its called that because of the fact gaddafi was stabbed up the ass. And is it really necessary for you to say the naruto thing? It's just sticking something up yoru friends ass like a *******.
User avatar #197 to #181 - xdeathspawnx
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There's no reason to get so angry, no one did anything to you. I understand why the game is called Ghadafi, I just didn't include it because I didn't think it was important to include in an already long comment. I also never said that it was a "special" game. The post asked what the most ****** up game I have ever played with my friend and I answered it.
#150 to #41 - anon id: 6f45f844
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**** like this is why library kids get shunned in high school
#251 to #41 - superintrovert
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Didn't Daniel Tosh invent that game?
#198 to #41 - artjunk
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The japanese actually do this all the time. From what I've seen it's apparently equivalent to dudes ball-tapping eachother. One of those things that, by any other definition is a douche move, but is laughed off.
User avatar #203 to #198 - wooyoungkim
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This statue is from Korea actually. I'm Korean and I managed to read one of the flyers in the back. It's written in Korean, and not to mention that kids in Korea used to do this.


Now that I noticed nobody ******* does it anymore though.... Well I used to do it when I was a kid.
User avatar #207 to #203 - artjunk
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Well i'll be damned, thanks for the correction, 친구.
User avatar #210 to #207 - wooyoungkim
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no problemo. You korean?
#211 to #210 - artjunk
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Not even a little, you can thank google for that one, mate!
Not even a little, you can thank google for that one, mate!
#103 to #41 - pikininja
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I'm sorry, but that sounds kinda gay.
I laughed though, promise.
User avatar #199 to #103 - xdeathspawnx
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yeah, but at least we weren't jacking off on a piece of bread and then eating it. I guess you can always get more gay.
#18 - thefurey
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User avatar #10 - tanglenose
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This sounds like a great game. If only I had some friends...
#165 - darman
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My grandpa told me theses games that he played when they were kids.    
First one's called Fireman:   
>Starts out like hide and go seek and the person that's never played before is it   
>All others climb up in a tree or trees close together   
>New guy goes to find them   
>Stands under tree   
>Hiders proceed to urinate on the finder.   
   
Second one was called Closed Eye Crochet:   
>Set up a bunch of Crochet pegs   
>New guy puts on a blindfold   
>Has to pick up all the pegs with his mouth   
>Watchers line pegs up in a line leading to   
>A pile of dog ****   
>As the blindfolded man approaches the dookie, the rest of crew pushes his face into it   
   
TL;DR Immigrant children were very bored and viscous.
My grandpa told me theses games that he played when they were kids.
First one's called Fireman:
>Starts out like hide and go seek and the person that's never played before is it
>All others climb up in a tree or trees close together
>New guy goes to find them
>Stands under tree
>Hiders proceed to urinate on the finder.

Second one was called Closed Eye Crochet:
>Set up a bunch of Crochet pegs
>New guy puts on a blindfold
>Has to pick up all the pegs with his mouth
>Watchers line pegs up in a line leading to
>A pile of dog ****
>As the blindfolded man approaches the dookie, the rest of crew pushes his face into it

TL;DR Immigrant children were very bored and viscous.
User avatar #170 to #165 - darman
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Vicious*
User avatar #204 to #170 - ricketyrackety
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who are you to make assumptions like that? maybe immigrant children are, in fact, viscous.
User avatar #239 to #204 - darman
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Being descended from persons who were, at one time, immigrant children, I can confirm they are not viscous.
#186 to #165 - xsolicitedsilkx
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I'm going to forever have that sentence and associated image stuck in my head.
Immigrant children are viscous. Excuse me while I leave to crack up in a corner.
#194 to #186 - darman
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All the typo.
#196 to #194 - xsolicitedsilkx
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Fret not. I once in a chatroom, typo'd terribly. I accidentally hit an 'i' instead of a 'u' and drastically changed my sentence. So "Don't touch my rubber duck!" became... yeah. You get the idea.
User avatar #172 - boyddamilkman
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In our school locker room we had a game called "lights out".

Basically when someone turns off the lights people immediately pick up their shoes and through it in whatever direction. If you get hit by a shoe you lose. It was pretty entertaining until someone threw a hockey skate.