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#6 - I Am Monkey
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Well their gods were basically massive assholes. Maybe nobody wanted to see them.
Well their gods were basically massive assholes. Maybe nobody wanted to see them.
#63 to #6 - anon
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(09/13/2013) [-]
According to greek mythology, if a mortal sees a god in an undisguised manner(their true form), the mortal promptly dies, such as in the case of the mother of Dionysus.
#102 to #6 - anon
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(09/14/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#18 to #6 - archangel
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(09/13/2013) [-]
not as bad as the mongol gods which were all clumsy and all their creation was made by accident and all the disaster where like them either having tantrums or falling over
#55 to #18 - anon
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(09/13/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#8 to #6 - thechosentroll
Reply +56
(09/13/2013) [-]
Or they were worried about being raped by Zeus.
#9 to #8 - taurusguy
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Or maybe because whoever wouldve gone up there wouldve either been killed because there actually were gods or someone actually did go up there first and then told everyone gods lived up there just to **** with everyone but the joke got out of hand real quick.
#25 to #9 - Pooru
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(09/13/2013) [-]
reminds me of christianity or any other religion i've heard of
#68 to #25 - spartusee
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Much edgy.
#103 to #68 - dieterkaiser ONLINE
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(09/15/2013) [-]
3edgy9me
#90 to #25 - Apes
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(09/13/2013) [-]
How does it feel when Christopher Hitchens, Carl Sagan and Richard Dawkins are inside you simultaneously?
#19 - mrparkinglot
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(09/13/2013) [-]
- The "very climbable hill" is 2917moh...   
- The gods did not want humans on olympus and would kill/hurt anyone who tried to climb it   to the top.   
- They believed so strongly that the gods existed that there was no need for them to check, they kinda "knew" they were there. No one wanted to risk their life for something uneccecary.   
- cumfart
- The "very climbable hill" is 2917moh...
- The gods did not want humans on olympus and would kill/hurt anyone who tried to climb it to the top.
- They believed so strongly that the gods existed that there was no need for them to check, they kinda "knew" they were there. No one wanted to risk their life for something uneccecary.
- cumfart

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#33 to #19 - fbiagent
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I agree with you except for the first point. 2917 meters (9,570 ft) is a joke. I climb that regularly here in Utah, and have climbed Mt. Whitney (14,500 ft). Anyone can climb that with no training.
#78 to #33 - GuardianofzeBlind
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I live in Utah, too. Yaaay, but I agree, this mountain likely wouldn't have been that difficult to climb
#73 to #19 - stepsword ONLINE
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(09/13/2013) [-]
whats moh?
#89 to #73 - mrparkinglot
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(09/13/2013) [-]
explanation above
#20 to #19 - sidathon
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(09/13/2013) [-]
#30 to #19 - chargrilledawesome
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#51 to #19 - hydromatic
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(09/13/2013) [-]
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#28 to #19 - thekinganon
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(09/13/2013) [-]
That last line.
That last line.
#34 to #19 - cormy
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(09/13/2013) [-]
What's moh? Miles high? Metres high? Moles high?
#50 to #34 - mrparkinglot
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Meters over Hank... Hank is at the beach... 0 meters above sealevel
#44 to #19 - articulate
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Your explicit language makes me feel uncumfartable.
#49 to #19 - cazabrow ONLINE
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I wasn't sure about the legitimacy of this, but cumfart set me straight.
#13 - felixjarl
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Zeus  was known for ******* pretty much everything so in fear of my anus i think i will stay planted below that mountain.
Zeus was known for ******* pretty much everything so in fear of my anus i think i will stay planted below that mountain.
#14 to #13 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I"d be up that hill in less than 20 seconds.
#21 to #14 - thebestperson
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(09/13/2013) [-]
It's not a hill,it's a mountain that's almost 3000m tall.
#23 to #21 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I know.. the point was I wanted some god cock.
#45 to #23 - kailybailybo
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(09/13/2013) [-]
"god cock."
"god cock."
#46 to #45 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/13/2013) [-]
yup god cock <3
#15 to #14 - felixjarl
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(09/13/2013) [-]
No surprise to be found there mate.
#16 to #15 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/13/2013) [-]
MFW I get up there.
#38 to #16 - quoterox
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(09/13/2013) [-]
#29 to #14 - timmity ONLINE
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(09/13/2013) [-]
i.. second this... uncomfortably
#88 to #14 - butterisgood
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Of course you would.
#32 to #14 - quoterox
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Knowing you...

Not surprised in the slightest.
#35 to #32 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/13/2013) [-]
no one should be.
#36 to #35 - quoterox
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Good point.
#37 to #36 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/13/2013) [-]
its also the internet you should alwasy expect everything.
#59 to #14 - anon
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Here he goes again, needing to point out that he's literally a faggot
#60 to #59 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/13/2013) [-]
its what I do best <3
#3 - whatley
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(09/13/2013) [-]
But that's not really true is it, they knew if they went up there they'd get killed...

Bellerophon even tried to ascend to the top of Mount Olympus on Pegasus but Zeus sent a giant insect to sting Pegasus, causing it to fall.
#62 to #3 - anon
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(09/13/2013) [-]
He coulda came prepared and killed the insect but Bug's Life killed a horse and his boy #justiceforBellerophon. Pegasus lit up a whole room when he walked in rip
#61 - superbourguignon
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Zeus just doesn't cut it out
#97 to #61 - mangostormlegend
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(09/14/2013) [-]
ಠ_ಠ
#70 to #61 - randomserb
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Etymologically incorrect.
#11 - konstantinosm
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(09/13/2013) [-]
The 'very climbable hill' is actually about 3000 m of steep rock
#48 - kwanzalord
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(09/13/2013) [-]
That's incorrect...
1) the mountain was forbidden to be climbed as it was the realm of gods. Only those who had a purpose or were unafraid of death would climb...
2) There were actual humans that would kill you if you attempted it as they saw it as disrespect to the gods.

There were plenty of reasons why they were so "lazy"
#71 to #48 - shadowhorn
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(09/13/2013) [-]
not to mention that most greeks had to travel across the country to get to the site.
#53 to #48 - ludislavonac
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Also I don't really think it would be that easy without modern day climbing gear...
#66 to #53 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I don't know people where pretty ******* crafty back then did all kinds of crazy **** that we "have" to use modern stuff for.
#54 to #53 - kwanzalord
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I do believe that is true as well...
#52 - anon
Reply 0
(09/13/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#56 to #52 - agrofenlas
Reply +18
(09/13/2013) [-]
OP CAN ACTUALLY SUCK DICK!!!!!!
He can be as gay as a copy pasta, just by posting!!!!!

He hides in by cross dressing in your mothers clothing, so he isn't accidentally
mistaken for a faggot when people see him working his corner and paying his pimp so he can suck more dick.
Op is also a trap, and is unattractive to avoid homosexual women so he can suck even more dick.

Try flashing him, and dropping your pants and you'll see, watch him drop to his knees like a dirty man whore for no reason.

Spread this message, all the furfags need to know this!!!!

I'm not even sorry
#83 to #56 - anon
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(09/13/2013) [-]
That is not true! i don't do any of that! lmao, you are stupid.
#98 to #83 - anon
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Of course you don't, he's talking about OP.
#10 - sadistikal
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(09/13/2013) [-]
"very climbable hill" my ass
#41 - sirfisticuffs
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(09/13/2013) [-]
>implying it was clime-able then without the modern inventions helping us to climb mountains like that. Plus why would they want to their Gods were cunts.
#72 to #41 - threadz
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(09/13/2013) [-]
They had jackets and rope back then.
#47 to #41 - someoneforamoment
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(09/13/2013) [-]
There are whole churches up there built by monks. And the pyramids. Nothing is impossible.