Beautiful Apple Pie. . So it took my sister three hours to make this apple pie. She cried when it came out of the oven.. put your dick in it The Game
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#48 - schmitty (09/13/2013) [-]
That's a nice pie you have there
#50 to #48 - schmitty (09/13/2013) [-]
it would be a shame if...
#51 to #50 - schmitty (09/13/2013) [-]
...something happened to it.
User avatar #60 to #51 - Mawxter (09/13/2013) [-]
Time to deflower that pie
#74 to #51 - pardinedwid (09/13/2013) [-]
10 out of 10 would laugh again.
#75 to #74 - schmitty (09/13/2013) [-]
Awesome, glad to hear it.
#53 to #51 - Zarakima ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
Kudos.
#55 to #53 - schmitty (09/13/2013) [-]
Thank you kind sir. Have this funny I found the other day in the comment section.
#56 to #55 - Zarakima ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
lel
lel
#16 - sarc (09/13/2013) [-]
I wanna eat your sisters pie.
#155 to #16 - anon (09/14/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#111 to #16 - xchewsifferx (09/13/2013) [-]
It would be rude not to eat her pie, which I assume is not only hot, but also moist.
#114 to #111 - sarc (09/13/2013) [-]
Not only that, but look at it. Beautifully maintained. It looks so delicate and fresh.
#158 to #111 - patarkoch (09/15/2013) [-]
But hopefully not flaky
User avatar #91 to #16 - mezmerizer (09/13/2013) [-]
put a cursor over that picture and that makes two of us.
#3 - sweetmike (09/13/2013) [-]
put your dick in it
put your dick in it
#13 to #3 - hopskotch (09/13/2013) [-]
PUT YOUR DICK IN IT
PUT YOUR DICK IN IT
User avatar #28 to #3 - RegardsFromDeath (09/13/2013) [-]
The pie or the sister?
#6 to #3 - mangoroid (09/13/2013) [-]
I don't think i should be doing this
#90 - konamicode (09/13/2013) [-]
Three hours!
Three hours!
User avatar #123 - scg (09/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #135 to #134 - scg (09/14/2013) [-]
too bad there is an end to pie
User avatar #124 to #123 - kristovsky (09/13/2013) [-]
Pi cannot believe you just did that.
#117 - zanekin (09/13/2013) [-]
I happen to be a fan of pie
I happen to be a fan of pie
User avatar #69 - larfang (09/13/2013) [-]
It's like the joy of when your first child is born

only you get to eat it
#80 to #69 - supnatch (09/13/2013) [-]
What kind of sick **** are you,not eating your firstborn?Wait,you could feed it to the rape victim,It's okay guys,he's cool!
User avatar #131 to #80 - Mortuus (09/14/2013) [-]
That was a bit too far, bud. You were too overzealous.
#149 to #131 - supnatch (09/14/2013) [-]
Alright,I've now experianced more red thumbs than green...I feel like a bad person,so here's some penguins
#71 to #69 - notyaoming (09/13/2013) [-]
What, you guys don't eat your first born?
User avatar #73 to #71 - sasyboncho (09/13/2013) [-]
No, we do. This guy must be weird .
User avatar #11 to #10 - edvanhalen (09/13/2013) [-]
God damnit Dean
#77 - endofttme (09/13/2013) [-]
HFW Someone goes to get a slice.
#7 - slandersalamander (09/13/2013) [-]
It's pretty, but it wouldn't be very good to eat.
It's pretty, but it wouldn't be very good to eat.
User avatar #82 to #7 - RealRune (09/13/2013) [-]
My thoughts precisely.
#4 - bigbadplaid (09/13/2013) [-]
your sister is a beautiful woman
your sister is a beautiful woman
#45 to #4 - tmgrskat (09/13/2013) [-]
What if his sister is ugly? society is ugly?
#8 to #4 - asswithglass (09/13/2013) [-]
Her pie is a beatiful pie.
#67 - jebuscrooton (09/13/2013) [-]
Tell your sister her pie picture is now in a folder in my laptop labelled as "Beautiful Pie Pictures" and that this will be the only picture to ever grace that folder.
User avatar #76 to #67 - dedaluminus (09/13/2013) [-]
I have a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT folder labeled "Beautiful Pie Pictures." Kidding, only silly people save internet porn.
#85 to #76 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
I actually save rare porn that nobody knows the source for.
#20 - vladhellsing (09/13/2013) [-]
Yum yum.
#62 to #20 - bemmo (09/13/2013) [-]
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#5 - fillytickler (09/13/2013) [-]
This would be the worst "pie" in existence.
10 bites of warm apple slices that can barely fit in your mouth individually, then a small piece of crispy dough as a tracer.
User avatar #29 to #5 - foxxywithpaws (09/13/2013) [-]
hey, what if there's more pie under the "rose"?
#129 - fourtwentt (09/13/2013) [-]
Time to fap
#142 to #129 - dreamcast (09/14/2013) [-]
That is actually perfect lol. I thumb you sir.
#118 - floogin (09/13/2013) [-]
**floogin rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at How f*cked are U ** Amazing.........
#113 - CatholicPriest (09/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #101 - froggets (09/13/2013) [-]
I thinks she would like a creampie more
User avatar #102 to #101 - martiortiftw ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
i strongly agree with this ^
User avatar #103 to #102 - froggets (09/13/2013) [-]
best part, she would probably cry when she got that to
User avatar #133 to #101 - scootalooisyourgod (09/14/2013) [-]
Yeah! Getting pie'd in the face is really fun on your birthday!

... Wait.
#93 - pikininja (09/13/2013) [-]
This makes me happy to be a baker.
#95 to #93 - takemythumb (09/13/2013) [-]
Helo colleague
User avatar #81 - theantidote (09/13/2013) [-]
I would love a slice of your sister's pie..
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