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#23 - dafogman (09/13/2013) [-]
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#31 to #23 - claudius has deleted their comment [-]
#39 to #31 - dafogman (09/13/2013) [-]
May want to google image search the term "beer belly".
May want to google image search the term "beer belly".
User avatar #36 to #31 - articulate ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
Have fun being alone with standards like that.
User avatar #37 to #36 - claudius (09/13/2013) [-]
Have fun getting divorced because you married the first person you met.
#72 to #37 - unholyjebus (09/13/2013) [-]
If I had to guess, you called her unattractive due to her being fat. I can tell you with quiet some confidence that you are in the 0.5% minority with that opinion, her body is perfect.
User avatar #78 to #72 - articulate ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
You don't have to guess. He said "The beer belly kind of kills it."
#63 to #37 - claudius (09/13/2013) [-]
Now the best insults are the ones that are truthful and offensive. That being said, I've offended 22 people. Maybe a few of those people's parents are divorced, making this hurt them even more. In my mind, I've won this. Sure, you can debate me all you want and tell me "THIS DIDN'T OFFEND ME IN ANY WAY I JUST THUMBED IT DOWN BECAUSE YOU SUCK!" You can even thumb me down into banishment so I have to make a new account at a different IP. The only loss there would be my username that I'm quite fond of. Ultimately I've won and I'll take this victory to my grave.
#113 to #63 - articulate ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
The key is when you said "in my mind" because that's just it, it's only in your mind. You might look into seeing a psychiatrist.
The key is when you said "in my mind" because that's just it, it's only in your mind. You might look into seeing a psychiatrist.
#83 to #63 - KingBoo (09/13/2013) [-]
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#77 to #63 - laoflyer (09/13/2013) [-]
that's hilarious
User avatar #70 to #63 - articulate ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
lol
#50 to #37 - subadanus (09/13/2013) [-]
Faved so you cant delete.
Faved so you cant delete.
#38 to #37 - articulate ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
>implying anyone would marry me in the first place
#41 to #38 - tirithon ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
Dont give up hope!
User avatar #40 to #38 - danyoung (09/13/2013) [-]
Oh donĀ“t say that dude. I said the same thing like 2 years ago and now i have a wife and a son.
User avatar #42 to #40 - articulate ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
I'm actually pretty good looking (completely biased opinion as I am myself.) I'm not all too worried about finding a life partner.
User avatar #43 to #42 - danyoung (09/13/2013) [-]
That's good, dude, but i'm sure you will find one, o she/he will find you (areyouaboyoragirl?.jpg)
#47 to #43 - articulate ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
When I was younger this was what I was.
User avatar #66 to #47 - rokulda (09/13/2013) [-]
little boy or fat man
i'm dumb
User avatar #71 to #66 - articulate ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
little boy
If you feel you are dumb then you should remain dumb.*
*This statement is apocryphal; I was just playing with dumb (dim-witted) and dumb (incapable of speech.)
#103 to #71 - xsolicitedsilkx (09/14/2013) [-]
..I've just learned so much from the small text... thank you so much sir. I don't think I've gotten there yet in my Writer's Reference book.. I'll need to look into that, that was neat. Please accept a hug and my thumb for this.
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