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#18 - chaost (09/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #121 to #18 - domps ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
My name is spelled the exact same way.
#128 to #121 - wob (09/13/2013) [-]
Amazing.
User avatar #2 - indecisivejew (09/13/2013) [-]
I've never understood what climbing like that accomplished for them. Does it just allow them to reach plants that other animals can't or something?
User avatar #43 to #2 - steppenwolfvg (09/13/2013) [-]
It's because God intended for them to clime mountains and cliffs.
User avatar #156 to #2 - tacticalhog (09/13/2013) [-]
I heard that it was for the salt found naturally in the steeper parts of the mountain sides.
#6 to #2 - Aejax (09/13/2013) [-]
BECAUSE MOUNTAIN GOATS HAVE THE SAME THIRST FOR ADVENTURE THAT WE DO
User avatar #3 to #2 - deathblossomfour (09/13/2013) [-]
They climb cliffs like that to keep themselves safe from predators like bears, wolves, and mountain lions. There is literally nothing that can follow and eat them on there.
User avatar #13 to #3 - motherfuckingkenji (09/13/2013) [-]
Except bears in attack helicopters.
I mean **** , man, where did those bears even get those?
Damn ruskies.
#41 to #13 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
DayZ Flight School #1 with 'Doosh' Bagby - Basic Maneuvering
#110 to #41 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#15 to #3 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
wrong. Eagles get them.

Google videos you will see how eagles are dropping them down like bombs.
User avatar #17 to #15 - deathblossomfour (09/13/2013) [-]
Oh God, that's ******* terrifying.
User avatar #75 to #15 - herptyderpies (09/13/2013) [-]
Golden Eagle dragging mountains goats off cliffs. Sauce
User avatar #141 to #15 - zarat (09/13/2013) [-]
Mountains the lands of freedoom and easy goat meat
User avatar #26 to #3 - crazyolitis (09/13/2013) [-]
Get you **** together, mountain lions. You're being out-mountained by mountain goats.
#106 to #3 - Dember ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
Actually, eagles are known for snatching them right off of cliffs.

If the goat they target is too heavy for them to carry (and you would be astonished at how the size of the prey they can carry), they'll just knock it off until it falls to its death where they can feast upon it at their leisure.
Other predators such as mountain lions don't even **** with eagles.
User avatar #9 to #3 - jixzy (09/13/2013) [-]
Except maybe Manbearpig
#179 to #3 - superintrovert (09/18/2013) [-]
Just wait for some predator to evolve a way to get them. Then we'll have **** like flying bears and wolves that make wolf chains to swing themselves around or. . .or even worse. . .Earth Bending Mountain Lions. That's how evolution works, right?
#180 to #179 - deathblossomfour (09/18/2013) [-]
The day that happens is the day I say we evacuate Earth and nuke it from orbit.
The day that happens is the day I say we evacuate Earth and nuke it from orbit.
User avatar #177 to #3 - cloooud (09/13/2013) [-]
Unless cannibal goats exist.
#176 to #3 - scorpiom ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iFOVi0vJGU

except for giant eagles
#170 to #3 - issoku (09/13/2013) [-]
Except eagles.

Finding a picture was harder than expected though
User avatar #132 to #3 - eivindor (09/13/2013) [-]
oh yes we can, hehehe....
#108 to #3 - tugaii (09/13/2013) [-]
Except Eagles or other flying creatures.
User avatar #103 to #3 - homicidalpickle (09/13/2013) [-]
THE BIRDS!!!! EAGLE VS. MOUNTAIN GOAT: AMAZING FOOTAGE! FULL CLIP, HI-DEF
User avatar #67 to #3 - propanex (09/13/2013) [-]
maybe a hawk can smack into them, causing their fall/death, noms for the bird
User avatar #64 to #3 - twofreegerbils (09/13/2013) [-]
LOL THATS WHAT YOU THINK Eagle throws goat off cliff to its death
User avatar #70 to #64 - propanex (09/13/2013) [-]
damn that hawk is badass,

feel bad for the goat tho.
User avatar #39 to #3 - backandforth (09/13/2013) [-]
There is also a type of lichen that they like to chew on that only grows up high. They like it because it gets them stoned.
User avatar #22 to #3 - thewhimsicalfox (09/13/2013) [-]
Us.
User avatar #56 to #3 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/13/2013) [-]
Except me, some climbing gear, and a high powered hunting rifle.
#27 - crazyolitis (09/13/2013) [-]
So we should just cross-breed humans with mountain goats so we'll be able to climb mountains without the expensive equipment? Sign me up.
User avatar #69 to #27 - bamsebjornen (09/13/2013) [-]
go to wales
User avatar #71 to #69 - crazyolitis (09/13/2013) [-]
Welshmen **** sheep, not goats, you ignorant little nut-buster.
#72 to #71 - bamsebjornen (09/13/2013) [-]
ALL ARE SHEEP IN THE EYES OF CHAYOOOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
#73 to #72 - crazyolitis (09/13/2013) [-]
Goats are chaos, sheep are order. Learn the difference, you dumb little testicle-destroyer.
#84 to #73 - bamsebjornen (09/13/2013) [-]
chaos bends upon itself, everything is, and everything is nothing, thus sheep are not order, as much as goats are chaos, everything is chaos, and you cannot escape it
User avatar #86 to #84 - crazyolitis (09/13/2013) [-]
THat's the biggest ******** I've ever heard, even for chaos.
#87 to #86 - bamsebjornen (09/13/2013) [-]
yea.... i dont have a 			*******		 clue of what im talking about actually
yea.... i dont have a ******* clue of what im talking about actually
#88 to #87 - crazyolitis (09/13/2013) [-]
Confused, mortal?
#89 to #88 - bamsebjornen (09/13/2013) [-]
actually no, this entire conversation was a devious trap made by the tactical genius, you will soon notice that an imperator titan is hidden under your bed, ready to rape your feathery ass when you go to sleep
#91 to #89 - crazyolitis (09/13/2013) [-]
We are actually spacemarines behind enemy lines. Call off your imperator, or face the wrath of the emperor, general.
We are actually spacemarines behind enemy lines. Call off your imperator, or face the wrath of the emperor, general.
#93 to #91 - bamsebjornen (09/13/2013) [-]
once more you fall into my trap, i was tzeentch all along! UNLEASH THE LORDS OF CHANGE!
#95 to #93 - crazyolitis (09/13/2013) [-]
But can your lords of change evolve fast enough to develop gills? They'll be drowning in blood by the end of the hour.
#96 to #95 - bamsebjornen (09/13/2013) [-]
another devious scheme summons doomrider to the battlefield, blasting your krieg pussy guardsmen with piss and taking their anal virginites with a spiky dragon dildo, they are too traumatized to keep fighting
#97 to #96 - crazyolitis (09/13/2013) [-]
Perfect. You've fallen into my trap, puny lifeforms. No escape left. Prepare to be consumed.
#101 to #97 - bamsebjornen (09/13/2013) [-]
ha, chaos is superior to everything, tyranids are only good for cuddling
User avatar #111 to #101 - crazyolitis (09/13/2013) [-]
Got nothign to say after that, did you.
#102 to #101 - crazyolitis (09/13/2013) [-]
Nope. The warp is basically being blocked whenever the tyranids are around, so you can't get into the milky way when they're around. What'cha gonna do about if feggit?
User avatar #174 to #27 - mookiez (09/13/2013) [-]
And we can finally **** goats without question, oh, I guess your idea is cool
#28 to #27 - bokkos (09/13/2013) [-]
... So you want to 			****		 goats?
... So you want to **** goats?
#29 to #28 - crazyolitis (09/13/2013) [-]
Actually more like genetically engineer goat-people. I hadn't even thought of making love with one, but that works too I guess.   
   
   
P.S. It's a joke.
Actually more like genetically engineer goat-people. I hadn't even thought of making love with one, but that works too I guess.


P.S. It's a joke.
#30 to #27 - lotengo ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
working on it
#57 - hurblurb (09/13/2013) [-]
*******		 eagle throws these things off cliffs. I don't know whether to cry or laugh.
******* eagle throws these things off cliffs. I don't know whether to cry or laugh.
User avatar #144 to #57 - bonlino (09/13/2013) [-]
******* eagles. mean *************
#164 to #57 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
lol someone should adlib this , and have the eagle as america and the mountain goat as Iraq
User avatar #114 to #57 - cdsams (09/13/2013) [-]
I will never have a dream of climbing mountains.
#63 to #57 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
"Freedom fall, ************ !"
User avatar #80 to #57 - elcreepo ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
>be afraid
>be VERY afraid

These are your options, for mountain goats can weigh up to 120 lbs.
#60 to #57 - neznanc **User deleted account** (09/13/2013) [-]
I'll never look at the eagles and mountains the same way
I'll never look at the eagles and mountains the same way
User avatar #44 - destineddeity (09/13/2013) [-]
himalayan ninja goats

No.

Himalayan Ninja Goats are ******* fearless *************
User avatar #48 to #44 - Metallicock (09/13/2013) [-]
the **** ?
#47 to #44 - killerass (09/13/2013) [-]
PARKOUR!!
#65 - kennyh (09/13/2013) [-]
"I'll make it to the godamn front page if it kills me"
#125 to #65 - kennyh (09/13/2013) [-]
"Made it"
#32 - orbzap (09/13/2013) [-]
[Climb Intensifies]
User avatar #5 - Wazzy (09/13/2013) [-]
They are probably all traveling to Goat Tower.
User avatar #10 to #5 - yunoknow (09/13/2013) [-]
this was just training.
#98 to #90 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
I just watched that on Cartoon Network a couple of hours ago!
#131 to #98 - strangesir (09/13/2013) [-]
That's nice honey.
#175 to #131 - tittysprinklesoo (09/13/2013) [-]
**** you so did i >:l
#37 - matralith (09/13/2013) [-]
When they reach the top
When they reach the top
User avatar #54 to #37 - RegardsFromDeath (09/13/2013) [-]
I would suspect sleep or grazing.
#49 - diroccodoodleedoo (09/13/2013) [-]
They also make great music
#78 to #49 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
**** yes, I would thumb you if admin hadn't banned me for no reason.
#51 to #49 - nucularwar (09/13/2013) [-]
dammit I was about to post something like that
#142 - Greekkenyan ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
That ****** more intense than a horse in Skyrim
User avatar #166 to #142 - liquidz ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
Where you think they got the idea from?
User avatar #163 - amammcmam (09/13/2013) [-]
This explains Minecraft
User avatar #120 - harbingerwolf (09/13/2013) [-]
Silly goats thinking earth runs on Skryim physics.
#74 - metired (09/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #85 to #74 - masterofdisguise (09/13/2013) [-]
Hell's army
User avatar #68 - sirfisticuffs (09/13/2013) [-]
******* Generalized Occupational Aptitude Tests.
#100 - Lmaoplanes (09/13/2013) [-]
Choose wisely fags.

Obvious answer is the goat tower. Only betas and poorfags pick B and C respectively.
User avatar #133 to #100 - yutdollacwwwthree ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
**yutdollacwwwthree rolls 17**

Do I live?
User avatar #134 to #133 - yutdollacwwwthree ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
nope, see you all in hell.
User avatar #138 to #100 - djjeroenski (09/13/2013) [-]
**djjeroenski rolls 44**
se y'all fags in hell
User avatar #139 to #138 - djjeroenski (09/13/2013) [-]
after 70 years or so
User avatar #143 to #137 - mypenisismoist (09/13/2013) [-]
Dammit, my name is Derek. **** me, right?
User avatar #148 to #137 - galkawhm (09/13/2013) [-]
I'M TRYING TO ENJOY A TREAT DEREK!
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