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#4 - flemsdfer ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 to #4 - dalgaard (09/13/2013) [-]
''I've made my decision''
#22 - reaperriley ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
<---- why this post has so many thumbs.
#46 to #22 - cptnbarbrosa (09/13/2013) [-]
Well that is a really cute top...
User avatar #58 to #22 - turian (09/13/2013) [-]
its just fat filled skin bags
#65 to #58 - SognaVetr (09/13/2013) [-]
And your point is?
And your point is?
#52 to #22 - patofeliz (09/13/2013) [-]
<---- why this post comment has so many thumbs.
#8 - randomwanker (09/13/2013) [-]
Natural Light?...... that beer is ******* disgusting
User avatar #9 to #8 - undyingrage (09/13/2013) [-]
good ol' nasty light
User avatar #11 to #8 - bitchitroll ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
ever heard of bud dry?
User avatar #12 to #11 - randomwanker (09/13/2013) [-]
No, but it sounds horrible
#13 to #12 - bitchitroll ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
extremely low alcohol content. you could chug a 6 pack and barely feel anything. my dad still found a way to blow a 0.38 with it
#74 to #13 - crowsnest (09/13/2013) [-]
Having a BAC of .38 from a 6 pack is literally impossible. There are reasonable explanations, such as if you burp right before a breathalyzer test you will score super high, but not from a 6 pack alone.
User avatar #76 to #74 - bitchitroll ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
the 6 pack was an example of how weak it is not how much he drank to get the .38
sorry for poor wording
#77 to #76 - crowsnest (09/14/2013) [-]
Ah I see haha. I love weak beer. I would rather spend a few hours drinking a rack of natty to get plastered then only have to drink 8 really heavy beers. I live in the south though, its kind of a tradition to drink super light beer and tailgate all day.
User avatar #14 to #12 - stealingbikes (09/13/2013) [-]
All Bud is.

I give 'em credit though, it had to take a lot of time and work to figure out just what to do with all that Clydesdale urine.
#51 to #8 - funnymanohword (09/13/2013) [-]
Natty lights are all I can afford though
User avatar #34 - roflstorm (09/13/2013) [-]
"OMG WTF R U DOING ON MY COMENT PAGE YOU LOSER **** WHO ASKED U"
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#23 - skaife (09/13/2013) [-]
Alright guys

I'm going to throw out an idea

An incredibly controversial and far fetched notion

Maybe

Just maybe

This could have been an ironic and self aware joke
User avatar #33 to #23 - wersand (09/13/2013) [-]
Even if it wasn't it just proves the point. So win win really.
User avatar #24 to #23 - brobafett (09/13/2013) [-]
Get out of here nanners
User avatar #29 to #24 - emostrawberry (09/13/2013) [-]
NO, Seananners is always welcome
User avatar #38 to #29 - Snowplows (09/13/2013) [-]
But can you ever really trust him?
User avatar #41 to #38 - emostrawberry (09/13/2013) [-]
Always remember NTN=Never Trust Nanners
#44 to #41 - destructodan **User deleted account** (09/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 - tittylovin (09/13/2013) [-]
Substitute beer with pills and I think that it'd be accurate.
User avatar #30 to #25 - darksideofthebeast (09/13/2013) [-]
either one destroys your brain...
#31 to #30 - tittylovin (09/13/2013) [-]
Alcohol doesn't actually kill brain cells, very few things do in reality.    
 Being knackered 24/7 will 			****		 you up though.
Alcohol doesn't actually kill brain cells, very few things do in reality.
Being knackered 24/7 will **** you up though.
User avatar #32 to #31 - darksideofthebeast (09/13/2013) [-]
Actually you're right, it does not destroy brain cells but if you overuse it, it will numb you to the point of destroying it.

Because there are physically receptors that make you feel drunk it isn't brain cells dying off.

So yea, you're right.
User avatar #63 to #31 - bitchplzzz (09/13/2013) [-]
dont snort marjianans
User avatar #73 to #63 - tittylovin (09/13/2013) [-]
Good advice. It's always best to inject marijanas, fresh needle only though.
User avatar #75 to #73 - bitchplzzz (09/13/2013) [-]
no pls, dont do mariowans i did 2 and now i am partially blind in my rectum
User avatar #19 - eatherbreather (09/13/2013) [-]
Okay you can stop drinking now, they're full.
User avatar #57 - crazyinfamous (09/13/2013) [-]
"Aw yeah girl lemme get dat butt." - Abraham Lincoln
direct quote i swear
#42 - Jesusnipples (09/13/2013) [-]
Even if that were a Marilyn Monroe quote, it would just make her sound like a drunken dumbass slut.   
   
 Which she kinda was, so...
Even if that were a Marilyn Monroe quote, it would just make her sound like a drunken dumbass slut.

Which she kinda was, so...
#70 - diegotan (09/13/2013) [-]
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#50 - hardongo ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
#16 - kingofgodss (09/13/2013) [-]
**kingofgodss rolled a random image posted in comment #5884842 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** mfw tits
User avatar #20 to #16 - poorjew (09/13/2013) [-]
You go berserker ?
#43 to #20 - velocidex (09/13/2013) [-]
the only class that should not be in the game
User avatar #53 to #43 - iceholder (09/13/2013) [-]
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of this Fleshpound I have stun-locked.
User avatar #68 to #53 - predatoras (09/13/2013) [-]
One does not simply stun a fleshpound
#56 to #43 - snackman (09/13/2013) [-]
sure you are one of those rambos who play Commando in Hell on Earth till a FP appears to give you a nice hug.
sure you are one of those rambos who play Commando in Hell on Earth till a FP appears to give you a nice hug.
User avatar #3 - cumsinbucket (09/12/2013) [-]
ill just save it and edit bottom portion out
#71 - presentdent (09/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #67 - rattman (09/13/2013) [-]
Guys... Maybe she was joking.
User avatar #78 to #67 - rattman (09/14/2013) [-]
konradkurze, I have noticed you have thumbed down most of my comments and I would just like to know what I've done to offend you.
User avatar #79 to #78 - konradkurze (09/14/2013) [-]
well you redtumbed me on one of my comments, most likely your light version of butthurting that i have an opinion, so i returned fire with red thumbs back at ya
User avatar #80 to #79 - rattman (09/14/2013) [-]
If someone thumbs you down it means they don't agree with the single comment they saw or didn't find it funny, not that they are completely angered by it or that they hate it.

Going through someones comments and just thumbing them down because someone didn't agree with you is being "butthurt".
User avatar #81 to #80 - konradkurze (09/14/2013) [-]
well after the best part of this last year of having sheep bleat at me for not conforming to their herd mentality, and instead actually speaking my own opinions, ive just come to expect red thumbs as their quick way of butthurting at me so i decided to return fire

yes this may hit non-sheep but since i dont know every FJ member, id rather red thumb back than let sheep get away with it
User avatar #82 to #81 - rattman (09/14/2013) [-]
Are you aware people don't have the same opinion as you? Because at the moment you are being a fascist that won't accept other peoples opinions.

If this site was made up of people like you, that thumb people down because you think your opinion is the only one then this site would be the worst place on the internet.
User avatar #83 to #82 - konradkurze (09/14/2013) [-]
ahem
people thumb down me for having an opinion different to them. ....you gonna tell them this same thing...its bad for them to thumb me down for not accepting their opinion?

i accept the opinions of others when theyre willing to have a proper discussion, you want fascism, speak to the people who rage as their way of communicating their 'opinions' , intelligent rational people use debates in the same manner....the fascists just preach
User avatar #84 to #83 - rattman (09/14/2013) [-]
Why would people have a rational discussion with you when you would thumb down all their comments randomly just because you are upset about the fact they thumbed one comment down.

If you go out of your way to thumb down comments you didn't read then YOU are in the wrong. Also could you give me a link to the comment I was "butthurt" about?
User avatar #85 to #84 - konradkurze (09/14/2013) [-]
well you did appear a light form off butthurt if you red thumbed me....and here we have you yourself saying its bad to red thumb simply for me not having an opinion you agree with....tripping over yourself there

User avatar #86 to #85 - rattman (09/14/2013) [-]
I wouldn't have a problem if you encountered each comment and read them, but you didn't did you. I thumbed your comment -Which you have failed to provide a link to- so you got angry and thumbed down some of my random comments.

Unless you can give me a good reason why you are being so childish and link to your comment you are moaning about, I can't be bothered to carry on arguing with you.

And for your information, a red thumb doesn't mean someone is butthurt but red thumbing random comments is being butthurt.
User avatar #87 to #86 - konradkurze (09/14/2013) [-]
well ive made dozens on comments in the last couple hours so not sure which exact one you red thumbed, but it was one to do with black people not being part of the modern human race but a few steps behind in evolution

how is it childish to be annoyed with ignorant people just red thumbing any time they disagree with someones comment, as if to say "your opinion is different to mine,...you are just wrong"

like unless its something pure retarded like stoners preaching 420, people supporting that twerking theme....or spammers.....then people should just grow up and move along, my giving them red thumbs back is a way of spaking the children
User avatar #88 to #87 - rattman (09/15/2013) [-]
I'm going to keep this short because I can't be bothered to talk to you since you're not listening. Red thumbs do NOT mean you are wrong, they mean someone doesn't agree with you or find you funny. Also that comment was NOT an opinion, you presented it as a fact without evidence, which is why I thumbed you down.

This sites voting system is to show if you find something funny or stupid. I found your comment stupid so I thumbed it down.
User avatar #89 to #88 - konradkurze (09/15/2013) [-]
there we go, youre just labelling me as 'not listening' simply because i dont drop to my knees and accept your opinion to replace mine....fine....be a 'murican

ive dealt with people like you, even if i presented evidence of whatever racial or religious or political debates, because youre too closed minded to even consider what you claim to know, as wrong, youd find whatever excuse to deny my evidence as false just to validate your insecurity

we're done here
User avatar #64 - zaboo (09/13/2013) [-]
why is there suggested posts at the bottom now?
User avatar #62 - bitchplzzz (09/13/2013) [-]
Actually its a quote from whoever wrote that episode
User avatar #49 - nimblewalrus (09/13/2013) [-]
What does this have to do with Homer Simpson?

distracted by tits
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