Unemployment Feels. .. I say this every time I see a unemployment post. Go to a warehouse. Any warehouse. Say "I can lift 30 pounds throughout the day" Enjoy your $13 an hou
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#7 - fuuck (09/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**fuuck rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Squidward sword ** How they see me ...
User avatar #10 - AngryRedMidget (09/13/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I say this every time I see a unemployment post.

Go to a warehouse.

Any warehouse.

Say "I can lift 30 pounds throughout the day"

Enjoy your $13 an hour temp job, with a raise to $18 if you work there for more then 3 months.

(Bonus points if you simply say "I lift")
#12 - mcphucker (09/13/2013) [-]
i prefer the term fUnemployment.
User avatar #26 - rabbitfood (09/13/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I've been unemployed since 2009 :T I've been trying to get by doing odd jobs and temp work. I've even been homeless for a season one year. Since I don't qualify for welfare, medicaid and whatnot, it hasn't been reason.
You gotta have kids, be disabled, or a veteran to get most of that stuff.
Also, the army isn't for me, so **** off.
#30 to #29 - mutzaki (09/13/2013) [-]
If you change your mind, I can jizz in an envelope and mail it to you.
#33 - sloot (09/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I started working when I was sixteen and I have had 8 jobs. There were some periods of unemployment but to be honest it was because I wasn't working hard enough to find something to provide me with some cash flow. Judging all the people on here I would say if you can't find a ****** job then you aren't working hard enough and living in denial about it. You aren't too good to do any kind of job... If Mcdonalds or Goodwill is hiring and you can't find anything else then work there until a better opportunity comes along. Dont be a lazy piece of **** that makes stuff up online to feel better about yourself. Well, i am out. I have to go work at my JOB and remove viruses for the next 7 hours.
#18 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
+1
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User avatar #65 to #63 - sparkieemae (09/13/2013) [-]
Also my ******* father who makes idk how the **** much but a **** ton at least 5 figures works in computer programming and has a masters degree is where I get my ************* stoner genes from.
User avatar #67 - lolsaxylol (09/13/2013) [-]
That's definitely not how I look at my unemployed friends... I see them as lazy bums.
User avatar #61 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
How do you guys not find jobs? Honestly the only way to not find work, even in this subpar economy, is to be picky about what you do. I hear so many of my unemployed friends say that they don't "want" to do this and they don't "want" to do that. Well hey, nobody ******* "wants" to work, but you do what you have to in order to pay the bills. I guarantee that you can find work cleaning, doing manual labor, doing factory work, washing dishes, or any other menial, uncomfortable, and dirty work. It may not be glamorous and it will suck dick but it's not hard to find and oftentimes it will pay more than minimum wage due to the high turnover rate and the ****** nature of the job.

I'm working two jobs to pay my way through college. One is manual labor (chopping wood, shoveling gravel, washing boats, **** like that, often in subzero temperatures) and the other is late night bouncing at a club downtown. You can find work.
#68 to #61 - deadlyambitions (09/13/2013) [-]
I have been out of a job for a bout 4 months. Mcdonalds and such told me i am overqualified and same with other fast food restaurants and the stuff which i have the degree's for say I don't have enough work experience.
#46 - arrowinurbutt (09/13/2013) [-]
I was expecting feels...
I was expecting feels...
User avatar #44 - levelninetynine (09/13/2013) [-]
Getting kicked out of what was your house and is now owned by your girlfriend and then living on the floor of your moms sewing room at 20 makes you look pretty bad.
User avatar #21 - nevrit (09/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's sad when some people can make more on unemployment than actually working a job.
User avatar #11 - Crusader (09/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is why I like my job, I drive around, talk to people and make 1000 bucks a week.
#5 - dashgamer (09/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I've got plenty of money, no job, and all the time in the world to waste my life playing video games.
**** yes.
User avatar #25 to #5 - sketchE (09/13/2013) [-]
i cant do it. i have a huge savings account left to me by my dad and i did it for 4 months. i was going crazy
User avatar #4 - timbittwo ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
I'm in the same boat. Every one thinks the unemployed life is so glorious. **** , I can't afford any food to eat and next month I will not be able to afford rent so I'll be living on the streets then.
#3 - jagarico (09/13/2013) [-]
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I feel ya bro. Keep looking, and we're bound to find something eventually!
#1 - metalmind (09/12/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here, no insult intended.
I think the austerity measures on greece are too strict.
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