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What girls think is enough
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Submitted: 09/12/2013
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#3 - include (09/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#9 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [+] (42 replies)
This is everything I've learned about females in my almost 20 years of virgin training:    
   
It's almost impossible to tell what a woman thinks about you. In fact I only ever got that kind of information out of the bro-chick type of girl. A girl might think you're cute, but she'll never tell you, she'll never even hint at it. Females tend to be rather private creatures. Most of all, a womans standards for self respect are just different. While I never had a problem with people touching me or molesting me, women are sensitive, especially to touch, it's important to mind that.    
   
Most of time I'd say that even if a woman's interested they aren't going to pursue, not because of contrived notions of femininity but because more often than not they only want to open that door with someone they're sure is truly infatuated or rather, not just some dude wanting a squeeze. It's also rare that a girl has a crush on you, it's even more rare that she loves you, as such, each conquest route usually starts off at the "curiosity stage". Meaning, it's possible but not probable. Charm, and genuine interest go a long way here.    
   
Anyways, the most important thing I've learned is probably the harshest. Women want the best, and tend to think ahead. They are prone to fantasizing about charming, handsome individuals and tend to not think much of acquaintances or friends. I've found myself completely enamored with girls before, but it hurts, because most of the time they'll never look at you the same way. You basically have to change that, and if you have to be serious and thoughtful about it. Else you have no chance.    
   
Women just think differently then men most of the time. And it's really hard to be charming without coming off as creepy, it depends on who you are, but genuine effort can't hurt.    
   
It's not about being brave (always), it's not even about being alpha, it's about learning who the girl is, and responding to that. Consideration goes a long way. And you have to remember that
This is everything I've learned about females in my almost 20 years of virgin training:

It's almost impossible to tell what a woman thinks about you. In fact I only ever got that kind of information out of the bro-chick type of girl. A girl might think you're cute, but she'll never tell you, she'll never even hint at it. Females tend to be rather private creatures. Most of all, a womans standards for self respect are just different. While I never had a problem with people touching me or molesting me, women are sensitive, especially to touch, it's important to mind that.

Most of time I'd say that even if a woman's interested they aren't going to pursue, not because of contrived notions of femininity but because more often than not they only want to open that door with someone they're sure is truly infatuated or rather, not just some dude wanting a squeeze. It's also rare that a girl has a crush on you, it's even more rare that she loves you, as such, each conquest route usually starts off at the "curiosity stage". Meaning, it's possible but not probable. Charm, and genuine interest go a long way here.

Anyways, the most important thing I've learned is probably the harshest. Women want the best, and tend to think ahead. They are prone to fantasizing about charming, handsome individuals and tend to not think much of acquaintances or friends. I've found myself completely enamored with girls before, but it hurts, because most of the time they'll never look at you the same way. You basically have to change that, and if you have to be serious and thoughtful about it. Else you have no chance.

Women just think differently then men most of the time. And it's really hard to be charming without coming off as creepy, it depends on who you are, but genuine effort can't hurt.

It's not about being brave (always), it's not even about being alpha, it's about learning who the girl is, and responding to that. Consideration goes a long way. And you have to remember that
User avatar #6 - lawerancearm (09/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Even if the girl was completely nude with the words "I want you" written legibly on her chest, while a traffic director was telling me which way to go on the girl and a priest blessing me to fornicate and handing me a map and a condom while a song was going "bow chick wow wow" while the girl is pointing to the words on her chest and then at her pussy. Also having traffic cones only letting me go to between her thighs. I would probably say something like... You wanna play "Battleship"
#17 - unbelievable (09/13/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I prefer the first one, because I love to have conversations with beautiful girls and get to know their personality...
#24 to #17 - douthit (09/13/2013) [-]
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#34 - mssofieg (09/13/2013) [-]
if anyone want the gif
if anyone want the gif
User avatar #5 - chaossniper (09/13/2013) [-]
joke is on you i never get both of those
User avatar #22 - rapsuskiller (09/13/2013) [-]
It´s the opposite for me. I always end up thinking every woman who has a minnimum interest in me wants to choke on my cock. Trust me, it´s by far worst than the alternative OP propposes.
#4 - DJKitty (09/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#56 - demideus (09/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#27 - kaiferin (09/13/2013) [-]
It's tough figuring out the puzzle they toss in your lap sometimes.
#14 - kaboomz ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - badgerbaiting (09/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Two quick tips I find useful:
1) Always ask "what do you want to do?". It sounds cheesy as **** , but is a much better conversation piece then asking what they work as 9-5.
2) Need a sure barometer of if the young lady/ gentleman you are courting would like you to smoosh mouth parts together? (Smooshing naughty bits is pretty much up to you.) Kiss them on the cheek. If they tilt their head towards you, you in.
User avatar #7 - ilcecchino ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
i'm so beta i'd take the girl at top as either being bored, or annoyed with me so she's just putting on a nice and polite act till i gtfo
#50 - battokiri (09/13/2013) [-]
**battokiri rolled a random image posted in comment #108 at 5 Life hacks **

The sign that I need.
#40 - willjohnson (09/13/2013) [-]
it wouldnt hurt
#2 - Womens Study Major (09/12/2013) [-]
You must be autistic
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