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#9 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [-]
This is everything I've learned about females in my almost 20 years of virgin training:    
   
It's almost impossible to tell what a woman thinks about you. In fact I only ever got that kind of information out of the bro-chick type of girl. A girl might think you're cute, but she'll never tell you, she'll never even hint at it. Females tend to be rather private creatures. Most of all, a womans standards for self respect are just different. While I never had a problem with people touching me or molesting me, women are sensitive, especially to touch, it's important to mind that.    
   
Most of time I'd say that even if a woman's interested they aren't going to pursue, not because of contrived notions of femininity but because more often than not they only want to open that door with someone they're sure is truly infatuated or rather, not just some dude wanting a squeeze. It's also rare that a girl has a crush on you, it's even more rare that she loves you, as such, each conquest route usually starts off at the "curiosity stage". Meaning, it's possible but not probable. Charm, and genuine interest go a long way here.    
   
Anyways, the most important thing I've learned is probably the harshest. Women want the best, and tend to think ahead. They are prone to fantasizing about charming, handsome individuals and tend to not think much of acquaintances or friends. I've found myself completely enamored with girls before, but it hurts, because most of the time they'll never look at you the same way. You basically have to change that, and if you have to be serious and thoughtful about it. Else you have no chance.    
   
Women just think differently then men most of the time. And it's really hard to be charming without coming off as creepy, it depends on who you are, but genuine effort can't hurt.    
   
It's not about being brave (always), it's not even about being alpha, it's about learning who the girl is, and responding to that. Consideration goes a long way. And you have to remember that
This is everything I've learned about females in my almost 20 years of virgin training:

It's almost impossible to tell what a woman thinks about you. In fact I only ever got that kind of information out of the bro-chick type of girl. A girl might think you're cute, but she'll never tell you, she'll never even hint at it. Females tend to be rather private creatures. Most of all, a womans standards for self respect are just different. While I never had a problem with people touching me or molesting me, women are sensitive, especially to touch, it's important to mind that.

Most of time I'd say that even if a woman's interested they aren't going to pursue, not because of contrived notions of femininity but because more often than not they only want to open that door with someone they're sure is truly infatuated or rather, not just some dude wanting a squeeze. It's also rare that a girl has a crush on you, it's even more rare that she loves you, as such, each conquest route usually starts off at the "curiosity stage". Meaning, it's possible but not probable. Charm, and genuine interest go a long way here.

Anyways, the most important thing I've learned is probably the harshest. Women want the best, and tend to think ahead. They are prone to fantasizing about charming, handsome individuals and tend to not think much of acquaintances or friends. I've found myself completely enamored with girls before, but it hurts, because most of the time they'll never look at you the same way. You basically have to change that, and if you have to be serious and thoughtful about it. Else you have no chance.

Women just think differently then men most of the time. And it's really hard to be charming without coming off as creepy, it depends on who you are, but genuine effort can't hurt.

It's not about being brave (always), it's not even about being alpha, it's about learning who the girl is, and responding to that. Consideration goes a long way. And you have to remember that
#25 to #9 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
wow, you everything you know about girls is wrong

no wonder your a virgin

hahhaha omg thats pathetic
#64 to #9 - drmrniceguy (09/13/2013) [-]
I concur, dear sir

This correlates with my personal findings as well

(7 months into testing)

But I do have to elaborate on the "Knowing whether a girl likes you or not" part. If they are truly into you, they will drop as many hints as possible before looking desperate or slutty. These hints are spread apart.

This may seem obvious, but imho the easiest girls to get are the ones that are into you. (God, how many fat chicks that were into me that I had to steer clear of, woo man)

I may not have a PhD in chicks, but I just hit a triple if you catch my baseball lingo
User avatar #70 to #64 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [-]
Just watch out for false signs. Often times you'll think a girl likes you but be completely mistaken. You have to be somewhat careful not to be delusional. You'll end up in hot water that way. Of course if they are actually "really into you" you've got your work cut out for you.
User avatar #21 to #9 - iamsherlocked (09/13/2013) [-]
What you said about trying to be charming but coming of creepy, use words like "pretty" and "beautiful" if you want to compliment a girl, not stuff like "hot" or "nice tits luv". That way you'll come off as charming and not creepy
User avatar #72 to #21 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [-]
I've never had much guts in that department. I've got somewhat of an decently cute face but I've been told (my health really shows) I have scary eyes. Countless times I've wanted to say "Wow you're beautiful" or "you look really cute" or the like, lots of times just because it was true, but I always had a shrewd personality and worried it come off the wrong way. I'm an aspiring writer actually, I do have a way with words, I tend to be rather avant garde in that respect, but speaking them is hard.

My ex did tell me that some of my lines would kill most girls though so maybe there is something there.
User avatar #78 to #72 - iamsherlocked (09/13/2013) [-]
A cute note/letter to a girl could work if you find talking to girls hard
User avatar #79 to #78 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [-]
I just meant speaking in general.
User avatar #81 to #79 - iamsherlocked (09/13/2013) [-]
ohh my bad and I don't mean like a "I like you wanna go out" kinda note, if you put some thought into it you could end up with a romantic letter or something, people tend to appreciate if you put time and effort into making something for them
User avatar #83 to #81 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [-]
I'm not so sure, but yeah, romantic gestures that are thoughtful are probably good.
User avatar #82 to #81 - iamsherlocked (09/13/2013) [-]
Idk, it was just a thought
User avatar #80 to #79 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [-]
And heck no this isn't 3rd grade.
User avatar #37 to #21 - nandaaz (09/13/2013) [-]
Don't forget the look... I've seen some pretty creepy looks in the past few years... just smile, nothing else
User avatar #38 to #9 - nandaaz (09/13/2013) [-]
You know, as a girl, I never realized that I never liked anyone I kinda knew... I never liked anyone in school, and my boyfriend is someone I met online...
You really made me wonder how many girls there are that just don't like anyone they see often...

Everything you said was pretty much spot-on
User avatar #71 to #38 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [-]
Glad to know that I'm as clueless as I thought I might be. I've spent so much time alone and with my own thoughts I often times have trouble being sure of myself. Basically I'm the type with little experience and lots of observation. I did learn a few things from my only relationship, but glad to know my eyes actually saw what was there. And of course I know how different individual people can be, but I just speak in general.

I don't know really. Lots of girls I knew seemed to like the really good looking boys, a good number had crushes, and like you, a few didn't seem interested in anyone. Ah... I knew a girl like that once. She was cute. Adorable. The kind of girl a monster like me doesn't approach.

What I have personally wondered though, is how many girls might have liked me without me knowing. I just can't imagine it, but I do wonder sometimes.
User avatar #77 to #71 - nandaaz (09/13/2013) [-]
It's actually farely easy to know.

If you're still in highschool, a lot of girls will (sometimes subconciously) look at you randomly in classes, and avoid eye contact when you're for example walking past her.
Or she will just tell you, depending on how shy/confident she is.

I don't have much experience outside of school yet, so I'll contact you with more info in a few years
#10 to #9 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [-]
sometimes she just might not like you. It's always possible to change that, but it will be very hard. In that case you start off on level "not interested". Which is tough, but you always have to ask yourself: "How much do I like this girl?" "How much do I love her?"   
   
Just keep this in mind. And ask questions if you want clear answers. Be as tactful as possible, but it's better to be open.   
   
And women: Be more assertive. Your signs are gibberish to us. Just like women think differently so do men. Be clear, and plain, and you'll save yourself a lot of hurt. And trust me, you'll be doing your interest a damn favor. Men are dense.
sometimes she just might not like you. It's always possible to change that, but it will be very hard. In that case you start off on level "not interested". Which is tough, but you always have to ask yourself: "How much do I like this girl?" "How much do I love her?"

Just keep this in mind. And ask questions if you want clear answers. Be as tactful as possible, but it's better to be open.

And women: Be more assertive. Your signs are gibberish to us. Just like women think differently so do men. Be clear, and plain, and you'll save yourself a lot of hurt. And trust me, you'll be doing your interest a damn favor. Men are dense.
User avatar #23 to #10 - secretlyanantelope (09/13/2013) [-]
I'm a girl and you're pretty much spot on. It's weird that you're still a virgin, because that's one of the most intelligent/respectful things regarding women I've ever seen on this website and half of these idiots claim to have sex like 500 times every few hours.
#39 to #23 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
i'd say he's a virgin because of this

I've found myself completely enamored with girls before, but it hurts, because most of the time they'll never look at you the same way.

without knowing these things before you stand no chance and after learning them you are usually afraid of experiencing these feelings again that's at least how i see it/feel
User avatar #75 to #39 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [-]
Fear is huge, and for me, it always has been. I have to overcome that. For everything in my life really. But even I have moments of of bravery, they just rarely end well. I'm kind of sensitive too, so that doesn't help I guess.
#29 to #23 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
lol your probably as big of a virgin beta fag as this guy
User avatar #55 to #29 - secretlyanantelope (09/13/2013) [-]
lol you're probably an idiot
#74 to #23 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [-]
Well my life is kind of a mess right now, actually it kind of always has been. My looks aren't actually that bad or so I've been told. I've been told I have a cute face, and that I'm handsome. Actually lots of dudes have told me I'm good looking, but I dunno. I'm just average I think. I'm not spectacular, but I'm not that bad either.

I guess I've just been dragged around by life. I'll be moving again, and I just freaking moved, like 2 months ago. I'm not out on my own, I've been at home since I graduated high school. I don't even have my drivers permit. I'll be going to college hopefully soon though. I'm stressed and worried about how hard that's going to be but I really need to find a way to get through life somehow.

I've had a pretty rough time, and a pretty unfortunate life. I won't even begin to dump that all on you, but I suppose that's a big part of the reason. I've got bad health too. This body of mine feels like it'll fail me any day.

I think I've just been unlucky, and that I'm a bit of an alien. Very few people I think are capable of loving me, even though I have so much love for all kinds of different people. I've been twisted by misfortune and warped by reality. I tend to think of myself as a monster, and I always think that not too many people could accept my true nature. I'm the kind of person that wants to save the world, but at the same time I'm... twisted. Most people would say I don't have any real sense of morality.

Basically I'm a mess, my life is a mess, and I'm not even sure what the future holds. It's a mix of lack of opportunity and just plain bad luck. Because of moving/distance I didn't really get to go anywhere with my ex, much less ever make love.

I'm tired. I'm just very tired. I really want to have someone, I don't want to be alone. Maybe someday. For now, the fate of a virgin it is. My virility doesn't make this any easier. lol. Anyways sorry for the wall of text. I get talkative sometimes a lot of times.
User avatar #87 to #74 - secretlyanantelope (09/14/2013) [-]
Wow, this is really crazy. Are we the same person? Hahaha.
Pretty much all of what you described I can relate

I moved a lot when I was growing up and as I got older I found it increasingly difficult to make new friends and now I have the worst social anxiety. I moved to where I am now about 6 months ago and I'm looking for a new place now, too. I ******* hate moving because I'm a creature of habit and I like routine.

And yeah I know what you mean about the people not being capable of loving you. It's incredibly lonely, I often feel like I'm not from this planet.

But you're right, just wait until you're stable enough to get into a proper relationship. I made the mistake of getting into a relationship when I was 17 and choosing that relationship over moving interstate with my family. Now I'm 19, and I'm stuck here because I'm 80% dependant on this person. The social anxiety is so bad I can't go shopping by myself, I pretty much just can't leave the house by myself at all and it's all just a big mess that I can't really do anything about.

Sorry for ranting, but if you ever want to talk about anything or whatever I'm a pretty good listener.
User avatar #88 to #87 - infinitereaper (09/14/2013) [-]
That's rough. Good luck on your current situation.

Ha, I like to say that I'm totally "in-sane" After all isn't "insanity" just being in sanity?--...I'll stop now.

Yeah. I'm basically terrified and afraid of everything. But I translate that into stress, and I just do what I can to endure it. I can't afford to not appear at least strong. Well anything to keep standing really.

My only relationship pretty much went down in flames. I always curse my fate for not having a proper chance. But I suppose I dunno. I don't care about the past as much as I care about the future. Keep a good foot forward. Try to endure your anxiety. You don't even have to get rid of it, courage isn't the absence of fear after all, it's proceeding in spite of it.

Oh I don't mind. I enjoy talking and communicating with people. Perhaps because I rarely do it ever I don't really have any friends.

Anyways, good luck and good tidings. I really mean that. The world is often unfair, and lacking of justice, so I hope good comes your way. You sound like a nice person. You deserve it. Well I would talk more but I have to go. It was nice talking to you.

User avatar #18 to #10 - mysticana (09/13/2013) [-]
I'm a girl and I think that's very accurate.
#31 to #10 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
I have a vagina and can confirm this.
#11 to #10 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
and this whole reply is exactly why you're still a virgin. just because you can't understand women, and haven't put any real effort into figuring them out, doesn't mean others can't. Look up a book by Neil Strauss called The Game (its an actual book, im not trying to make you lose the game). It's a New York Times best seller and changed my life. It's not hard at all to be charming without being creepy. I went from Betamax to alpha by putting effort into figuring women out.

For example: you say 'most of the time if a woman is interested they aren't going to pursue. That's because you didn't give them something to chase. It's called Cat String Theory. If you took string and dangled it in front of a cat, it'll go nuts trying to get it, but once it has it, it couldn't care less about it. That's push pull. Being hot and cold, showing interest, then taking a way is one of many skills of flirting.
User avatar #13 to #11 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [-]
Actually because of the military I had to move to so many ******* places and it did nothing but **** me over, especially with the only real relationship I barely ever had. Anyways, I'm not interested with toying with people. I just want to find someone I care about. I just want to be loved. I don't have much of a life, or much worth, but I want somebody. Advice like this comes from understanding at least something, and appreciating that everybody is different.

I value truth over everything else. Genuine is probably for the best. How many bad relationships were built on lies?
#28 to #13 - vytros (09/13/2013) [-]
You my 			*****		 man, you have a very very similar opinion to mine, and it's good to see that some people think alike to me.  You just reminded me that I should value my love a bit more.   
   
Really hope you get someone you love, you'd deserve it. Mostly everyone does.
You my ***** man, you have a very very similar opinion to mine, and it's good to see that some people think alike to me. You just reminded me that I should value my love a bit more.

Really hope you get someone you love, you'd deserve it. Mostly everyone does.
User avatar #76 to #28 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [-]
Thanks brojito, I appreciate that.
#89 to #13 - anon (09/14/2013) [-]
hahahahaha i give you possibly the best advice anyone will give you of your life, and you ignore it lmao. such a beta lmao. read the book then judge what im saying lol

whatever tho, remain beta, makes my life that much easier haha
User avatar #92 to #89 - infinitereaper (09/14/2013) [-]
"beta"
Bitch I'm not even on those wavelengths, if I were to give myself a line on the spectrum, I'd call myself Black. That void that encompasses everything. This or that; meaningless titles.
User avatar #19 to #11 - iamsherlocked (09/13/2013) [-]
Being hot and cold isn't going to get you a girlfriend
#12 to #11 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
If you want to change your life, read that book. Like morpheus, i can only show you the door, you have to walk through it
#16 to #12 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
Book is only good for banging chicks, not for relationships. You're not an alpha, you're just an asswipe.
#90 to #16 - anon (09/14/2013) [-]
lmao you don't even know me beta
#20 to #12 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
Even Neil Strauss found out that Playing the game Was pointless in the end compared to love
#91 to #20 - anon (09/14/2013) [-]
That was no Neil Strauss's conclusion at all. He felt that sarging, especially for egotistical purposes wasn't a good thing. He still does game, why? because game isnt something made up, its just concious social skills, doing what natural learned naturally. you can't not have social skills
User avatar #15 to #12 - cousin (09/13/2013) [-]
Sweet reference man.
#35 to #10 - Bluemistake (09/13/2013) [-]
Betafag with a missus and a fem-best friend reporting in.

The way I see it, if you're intereested in a girl, make a move, because if you get to that point where she knows you and is no longer interested due to not having that 'curiosity' factor anymore, you're screwed.

If she doesn't want anything, tell her you don't just want to be friends and move on.

This is all just theoretical, I couldn't do this myself though haha
User avatar #73 to #35 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [-]
You just wanna ask yourself how much you care about someone, life is too short for regrets. **** I feel old.
#3 - include (09/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 to #3 - atoma (09/13/2013) [-]
guys....guys...guess what guys...

That's a sexual refrence
User avatar #44 to #26 - studbeefpile (09/13/2013) [-]
Don't feel bad brah, that wasn't a bad comment. FJ has a tendency to be a bitch sometimes.... Like seriously, sometimes it's in a good happy mood, and even garbage gets green thumbs, and sometimes (during a certain part of the month) it's in a reeeaaaallly bad mood, where even comical comments such as your own get reds.

So beware, FJ is a cruel mistress.
User avatar #47 to #44 - atoma (09/13/2013) [-]
Glad you found it funny
can you green thumb me now? I don't wanna be miserable!
User avatar #6 - lawerancearm (09/13/2013) [-]
Even if the girl was completely nude with the words "I want you" written legibly on her chest, while a traffic director was telling me which way to go on the girl and a priest blessing me to fornicate and handing me a map and a condom while a song was going "bow chick wow wow" while the girl is pointing to the words on her chest and then at her pussy. Also having traffic cones only letting me go to between her thighs. I would probably say something like... You wanna play "Battleship"
User avatar #22 - rapsuskiller (09/13/2013) [-]
It´s the opposite for me. I always end up thinking every woman who has a minnimum interest in me wants to choke on my cock. Trust me, it´s by far worst than the alternative OP propposes.
#34 - mssofieg (09/13/2013) [-]
if anyone want the gif
if anyone want the gif
User avatar #5 - chaossniper (09/13/2013) [-]
joke is on you i never get both of those
User avatar #65 to #56 - spacesword (09/13/2013) [-]
Wut?
#66 to #65 - demideus (09/13/2013) [-]
I said it tugged BONNER and fondled my ASSHOLE. Is that loud enough?
#67 to #66 - spacesword (09/13/2013) [-]
YES!!! THANK YOU AND HAVE A PLEASANT TOMORROW!!
#4 - DJKitty ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #52 to #4 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (09/13/2013) [-]
3, 4...
#27 - kaiferin (09/13/2013) [-]
It's tough figuring out the puzzle they toss in your lap sometimes.
#14 - kaboomz ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - badgerbaiting (09/13/2013) [-]
Two quick tips I find useful:
1) Always ask "what do you want to do?". It sounds cheesy as **** , but is a much better conversation piece then asking what they work as 9-5.
2) Need a sure barometer of if the young lady/ gentleman you are courting would like you to smoosh mouth parts together? (Smooshing naughty bits is pretty much up to you.) Kiss them on the cheek. If they tilt their head towards you, you in.
User avatar #7 - ilcecchino (09/13/2013) [-]
i'm so beta i'd take the girl at top as either being bored, or annoyed with me so she's just putting on a nice and polite act till i gtfo
#17 - unbelievable (09/13/2013) [-]
I prefer the first one, because I love to have conversations with beautiful girls and get to know their personality...
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User avatar #54 to #17 - pulluspardus (09/13/2013) [-]
Its a joke , you're unbelievable.
#30 to #17 - mcatheistnuggets (09/13/2013) [-]
Sure, but you still have no idea whether they are interested in you or not, and I usually end up being turned off by how stupid they actually turn out to be. I have met 3 girls in my entire lifetime that have not been complete dumbasses. All three friendzoned the 			****		 out of me. When I get friendzoned, it ends badly, because I can no longer be "just friends".
Sure, but you still have no idea whether they are interested in you or not, and I usually end up being turned off by how stupid they actually turn out to be. I have met 3 girls in my entire lifetime that have not been complete dumbasses. All three friendzoned the **** out of me. When I get friendzoned, it ends badly, because I can no longer be "just friends".
User avatar #58 to #30 - helenwheels (09/13/2013) [-]
Sorry to break it to you but you sound like an entitled self centered asshole.

Those three girls saw that and are glad you're not a part of they're life anymore.
User avatar #59 to #58 - mcatheistnuggets (09/13/2013) [-]
Seems as though you know very little about me. I'm the guy who does **** expecting nothing in return. I wasn't talking about all girls, and now that I think about it there are a few more who aren't complete dumbasses. You have to think though, I'm 18, such dumbassery is expected of my age group, (at least it is nowadays). I couldn't imagine friendzoning, if someone cared enough about me to tell me, then I jump right in and try to make them happy. Maybe you're right though, maybe that's selfish. In fact that's the most selfish thing I can imagine, making other people happy.
User avatar #60 to #59 - mcatheistnuggets (09/13/2013) [-]
And I mean, I don't hate them or anything, we just don't hang out like we used They still invite me to do **** . Well except for one, whenever we speak, she gets hostile, but that is for completely different reasons.
#68 to #17 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
There's always one white knight faggot.
#36 to #17 - silverlance (09/13/2013) [-]
I bet you wear a Fedora
User avatar #51 to #17 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (09/13/2013) [-]
unbelievable.
User avatar #32 to #17 - uncalledforgiraffe (09/13/2013) [-]
The joke isn't saying he wants to simply have sex but rather he needs a larger hint like the second image instead of a small little smile like the first picture to know shes interested in him. This has nothing to do with him just wanting sex and not talking to a girl.

Stop being so pretentious.
#49 to #32 - unbelievable (09/13/2013) [-]
If a girl who acts like that in front of you doesn't tell you that she is interested in you, you are probably asexual.
User avatar #53 to #49 - logicstrike (09/13/2013) [-]
you truly underestimate the obliviousness of the male gender
#24 to #17 - douthit (09/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#50 - battokiri ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
**battokiri rolled a random image posted in comment #108 at 5 Life hacks **

The sign that I need.
#40 - willjohnson (09/13/2013) [-]
it wouldnt hurt
#2 - anon (09/12/2013) [-]
You must be autistic
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