Why they got divorced
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I' ll have the rum: steak, rare, muse."
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reunion. and she kent staring at a drunken man swinging
his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
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right alter we shill till those many years ago.
and I hear he hasn' t new sohey since."
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celebrating that long?”
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one year. I decided to My my a
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the out year, I didn' t My her at em.
when she asked me why. I mulled.
Well. you still haven' t used the
gill I nought you last year!“
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