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Story Of My Life

Story Of My Life. I have had a up life, and I had to tell someone..... STORY OF MY LIFE First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when I was b

I have had a ****** up life, and I had to tell someone....

First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really,
really hot- but this isn' t about her. I guess that' s ****** up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up
with my dad' s family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was
born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up,
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I
was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don' t want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally
found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn' t make it for me- but I thought she was so
******* beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more,
except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to
leave home. (My dad' s family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk
about it).
Soor, .. I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the
law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be
honest; I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it' s pretty messed up- but I
think she had feelings for me too, She actually kissed me right after we came to get her.,, and it
wasn' t a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn' t like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely
wasn' t sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister' s friends. (On the trip there, my friend sort of implied
that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He' s a good looking guy- and even
though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us
for a while except some hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved
around a lot. I' m not saying that I' m proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don' t think- but I thought there was some serious sexual
tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It
was ****** up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the
clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I
started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a
long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went
down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like
the hottest bikini We ever ******* seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can' t
say I was surprised.
But even after she was smoking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my
friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone.
It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the
mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
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#1 - phantomballbag (06/01/2010) [-]
nice, i was expecting a bel air
#6 - kasparovnutter (06/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Repost. Whatsmore you advertised this on the front pages. Well done.
User avatar #7 to #6 - TheProfessor (06/01/2010) [-]
good for you
#3 - MasterPorkBeef **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
wait ait wait, hold up...are you saying that what seemed like an incest story was actaully starwars? i mean...if you interpret it that way
#2 - HAIRYNIPPLES **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
**** yeah epic i love you xD
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