Story Of My Life. I have had a fucked up life, and I had to tell someone..... STORY OF MY LIFE First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when
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Story Of My Life

I have had a fucked up life, and I had to tell someone....

STORY OF MY LIFE
First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really,
really hot- but this isn' t about her. I guess that' s fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up
with my dad' s family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was
born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up,
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I
was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don' t want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally
found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn' t make it for me- but I thought she was so
fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more,
except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to
leave home. (My dad' s family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk
about it).
Soor, .. I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the
law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be
honest; I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it' s pretty messed up- but I
think she had feelings for me too, She actually kissed me right after we came to get her.,, and it
wasn' t a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn' t like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely
wasn' t sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister' s friends. (On the trip there, my friend sort of implied
that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He' s a good looking guy- and even
though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us
for a while except some hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved
around a lot. I' m not saying that I' m proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don' t think- but I thought there was some serious sexual
tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It
was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the
clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I
started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a
long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went
down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like
the hottest bikini We ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can' t
say I was surprised.
But even after she was smoking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my
friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone.
It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the
mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
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#1 - phantomballbag (06/01/2010) [-]
nice, i was expecting a bel air
#6 - kasparovnutter (06/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Repost. Whatsmore you advertised this on the front pages. Well done.
User avatar #7 to #6 - TheProfessor (06/01/2010) [-]
good for you
#3 - MasterPorkBeef **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
wait ait wait, hold up...are you saying that what seemed like an incest story was actaully starwars? i mean...if you interpret it that way
#2 - HAIRYNIPPLES **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
fuck yeah epic i love you xD
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