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Submitted: 09/12/2013
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#70 - hellboundstrength (09/13/2013) [-]
achilles's face when owner wants to  play the 'peanut-butter game'
achilles's face when owner wants to play the 'peanut-butter game'
#55 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
I'm sure nobody cares but my dog's name is Achilles, he had a shrunken claw on his back foot when he was a puppy (it's since been removed because it wasn't attached by anything but skin so the doctor didn't want it getting torn off somehow by accident) and we couldn't all agree on something other than that.
User avatar #71 to #55 - Nintendokami (09/13/2013) [-]
....
I care..
#39 - sinisterz (09/13/2013) [-]
I still dont understand this

I know about Achilles and his heel, but i dont understand the command "dog, Heel!"
I must be bad at english
User avatar #47 to #39 - nikkiee (09/13/2013) [-]
"Heel" means to stop, or calm down.
The dog wouldn't calm itself, so Achilles' inability to understand the command "heel" is his weakness.
#75 to #47 - sinisterz (09/13/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #44 to #39 - Polomaster (09/13/2013) [-]
Heel is the command for your dog to walk at your side not in front or behind
#74 to #44 - sinisterz (09/13/2013) [-]
thx
User avatar #34 - mrgoodlove (09/13/2013) [-]
Yet another repost. Still chuckled though
User avatar #23 - corpsedolly (09/13/2013) [-]
I don't get it...
#26 to #23 - supnatch (09/13/2013) [-]
Achilles was a greek soldier who was dipped in the river styx in the underworld,his 1 weakness became his heel.Glad to help a non-knower
#60 to #26 - achillesofgreece (09/13/2013) [-]
but i got a big dick doe
User avatar #25 to #23 - idividedbyzero (09/13/2013) [-]
In Greek mythology, when Achilles was a baby he was near death but his mother, Thetis, dipped him into the River Styx in the underworld. Those who bath in the River Styx are given invincibility. However, when Thetis put Achilles into the River Styx, the water did not pass over his heel. Later on in life, he fought many many battles and one them all, but he was hit in his heel with a poisoned arrow, the heel that wasn't in the Styx, and he died shortly after.
Do you get it now.

#59 to #25 - achillesofgreece (09/13/2013) [-]
It was some ******** too, Paris was a little bitch and everyone knows it.
User avatar #40 to #25 - theawesomeguy (09/13/2013) [-]
You know, I never knew how to pronounce Styx
User avatar #42 to #40 - idividedbyzero (09/13/2013) [-]
Sticks.
User avatar #43 to #42 - theawesomeguy (09/13/2013) [-]
i always thought it was saetax, I don't know why
User avatar #46 to #45 - theawesomeguy (09/13/2013) [-]
I don't know why
#48 to #46 - idividedbyzero (09/13/2013) [-]
Don't do drugs kids.
#28 to #25 - supnatch (09/13/2013) [-]
People,give your thumbs to this man,he posted it as I was typing it,and he explained it better.Just letting you know,please give this man your thumbs
User avatar #29 to #28 - idividedbyzero (09/13/2013) [-]
1. Don't thumb me up, just pass on.
2. I like Greek mythology, it's interesting and I think people should look into it.
3. I have internet access which means I have wikipedia.
User avatar #32 to #29 - corpsedolly (09/13/2013) [-]
I love greek mythology but I haven't heard of achilles. Thanks for the info though.
User avatar #27 to #25 - corpsedolly (09/13/2013) [-]
Thanks
#21 - egurom (09/13/2013) [-]
my dogs name is achilles he is 12
#24 to #21 - mikoli ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
#14 - Siphus (09/13/2013) [-]
The dog reminded me of Hyperbole and a Half
#36 to #14 - yaybacon (09/13/2013) [-]
What did I just read? P.S. the toast is wallpaper sized
User avatar #20 to #14 - icametocomment (09/13/2013) [-]
Dangit, now I have to go and re-read all her Dog posts.
User avatar #13 - mkchillin (09/13/2013) [-]
HEECTORR!!
User avatar #17 to #13 - hektoroftroy ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mkchillin (09/13/2013) [-]
I had a sad when achilles killed you
#58 to #18 - achillesofgreece (09/13/2013) [-]
I didn't
User avatar #19 to #18 - hektoroftroy ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
Me too buddy.
Me too
#11 - orbzap (09/12/2013) [-]
My head hurt when I thought the dog in fourth panel is levitating or something.
User avatar #5 - dragonightcrawler (09/12/2013) [-]
No matter how many times i see this, the last panel always breaks me
User avatar #1 - hektoroftroy ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Man **** Achilles.
What an ass.
#65 to #1 - achillesofgreece (09/13/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Myrmidians, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on several states that oppose Greece, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top spear thrower in the entire Mediterranean. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scouts and your city is being watched right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Greek Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, Hektor.
User avatar #72 to #65 - hektoroftroy ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
That's cute Achilles. Have fun trying besieging Troy for 10 years and never going home.
Say hi to that bitch Telemachus for me.

Really though nice job, made an account and everything for that. Dedication.
User avatar #37 to #1 - damandan ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
No its a dog
User avatar #15 to #1 - mulciber (09/13/2013) [-]
The real Achilles got ****** in the ass. See Patroclus
User avatar #12 to #1 - psykojet (09/12/2013) [-]
(From what I remember about the Iliad) He wouldn't fight so his friend went out and fought in ******* gold armor and got himself killed, then Achilles fought just to avenge his death and got killed by Apollo who just ran around invisible and stabbed Achilles with an arrow after the war ended. Yeah, he is an ass.
User avatar #16 to #12 - hektoroftroy ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
Punk bitch got shot by my brother.
***** got what was coming to him.
#57 to #16 - achillesofgreece (09/13/2013) [-]
U mad cause you lost a fight my Trojan negro?
This punk bitch killed my companion.
***** got what was coming to him.
User avatar #73 to #57 - hektoroftroy ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
Lol you're almost as cool as that guy Diomedes.
Way to fight for your cause you lazy **** just hanging out by your ship while men like Odysseus fight. Little bitch.
User avatar #2 to #1 - felixjarl (09/12/2013) [-]
That is illegal.
User avatar #54 to #30 - homebray (09/13/2013) [-]
**** you waaw
User avatar #56 to #54 - waaw (09/13/2013) [-]
Checking who thumbed you down is for fags
User avatar #61 to #56 - homebray (09/13/2013) [-]
u said wot m8?
User avatar #62 to #61 - waaw (09/13/2013) [-]
"Checking who thumbed you down is for fags"

-waaw
User avatar #63 to #62 - homebray (09/13/2013) [-]
1v1 me irl
User avatar #64 to #63 - waaw (09/13/2013) [-]
I'll **** you up so hard it'll violate the space time continuum and cause this whole argument never to have happened
User avatar #66 to #64 - homebray (09/13/2013) [-]
so edgy
#67 to #66 - waaw (09/13/2013) [-]
This is how edgy I am
This is how edgy I am
User avatar #69 to #67 - homebray (09/13/2013) [-]
that **** is cutting edge
User avatar #68 to #67 - waaw (09/13/2013) [-]
That's 24 edgy, to be exact.
User avatar #33 to #30 - mvtjets (09/13/2013) [-]
Well **** you too bipolarprobe
User avatar #49 to #33 - homebray (09/13/2013) [-]
good guy snakefire
User avatar #51 to #49 - snakefire ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
THUMBS FOR ALL
User avatar #53 to #51 - homebray (09/13/2013) [-]
pls be gentle
#52 to #51 - mvtjets (09/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #35 to #33 - bipolarprobe (09/13/2013) [-]
G'day
#3 to #2 - hydromatic (09/12/2013) [-]
Not in Denmark.
#6 to #3 - felixjarl (09/12/2013) [-]
Also i fixed this, it just kept bugging me.
User avatar #7 to #6 - hydromatic (09/12/2013) [-]
Thanks, i don't feel like i suck at all.

Seriously though, thanks, i suck at doing stuff like this.
User avatar #8 to #7 - felixjarl (09/12/2013) [-]
do you have the original?

Getpaint.net(use this)
#9 to #8 - hydromatic (09/12/2013) [-]
Yea, just spent 2 minutes on the original in paint and came out with that, lol.

And thank you, i will do that in the future
#10 to #9 - felixjarl (09/12/2013) [-]
This took me 15 seconds, with the same program. Just wanted to improve it.
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