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#3 - chillefyr (09/12/2013) [-]
the lightbulb suddenly turned rasta
User avatar #148 to #3 - finalequinox (09/13/2013) [-]
I feel sort of ashamed for not even knowing the purpose of the lightbulb. Anyone care to explain?
#6 to #3 - John Cena (09/12/2013) [-]
it all makes sense to me now
#5 to #3 - areyouhammeredbro ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
This made me laugh more than the actual content
This made me laugh more than the actual content
User avatar #52 to #5 - freakyorange (09/13/2013) [-]
and this .gif made me laugh more than the lightbulb.
User avatar #34 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/13/2013) [-]
Of all the things I've seen here that never happened, this never happened the most.
User avatar #35 to #34 - tankthejackal ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
I actually am waiting for marriage, it's a respect thing
User avatar #36 to #35 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/13/2013) [-]
While waiting for marriage isn't all that uncommon, a text conversation like this is the most likely thing in the world to not happen ever
User avatar #37 to #36 - tankthejackal ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
understandable
User avatar #1 - stafeezy (09/12/2013) [-]
said no guy ever
User avatar #2 to #1 - forsakensaint (09/12/2013) [-]
Well, maybe if he knew it was her father? She had another phone/ used FB etc to warn him... (I'm just bored, obviously this is fake and gay...)
#53 - Hokum ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
#83 to #53 - Hokum ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
oh god what have i done/started
oh god what have i done/started
#8 - kiwikat (09/12/2013) [-]
#48 - nurucio (09/13/2013) [-]
Kudos to the glorious bastard who made this
#47 - slashendrix (09/13/2013) [-]
The lightbulb talks like it is Little Jacob from GTA IV
User avatar #4 - secretary (09/12/2013) [-]
This never happened, never ever. Ever.
#65 - avatarsarefornoobs (09/13/2013) [-]
2fake4me
2fake4me
User avatar #33 - Durn (09/13/2013) [-]
na i mean what if the guy took the time to realize that his gf wouldn't say "i want to bang you all night long" and caught on?
#142 - yaybacon (09/13/2013) [-]
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#132 - imcominfodatbooty (09/13/2013) [-]
I bet the girlfriend told him that the dad would be pretending to be her. If she didnt the boyfriend woulda been like Zwiggity Zwooty Im comin fo dat booty
User avatar #147 to #135 - neoexdeath (09/13/2013) [-]
Ah, the North American Rape Deer, once critically endangered, it has since repopulated its number using methods I don't feel comfortable getting into here.
#143 to #135 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/13/2013) [-]
swig swag whats in the bag
#136 to #135 - imcominfodatbooty (09/13/2013) [-]
Seems i spelled it wrong. Uh Oh
User avatar #54 - hailcthulhufhtagn (09/13/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who gets mildly annoyed when people text "..." ?
#66 to #54 - pozeby (09/13/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #70 to #54 - purealterego (09/13/2013) [-]
...
User avatar #59 to #54 - hessianarcher (09/13/2013) [-]
yup
#51 - Hokum ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - zombiedictator (09/12/2013) [-]
My boyfriend would just tell me no .-.
User avatar #44 to #9 - seventh (09/13/2013) [-]
What the **** ? I've seen some ****** up **** but a guy turning down sex is something really ****** up.

Unless you're really ugly.
#10 to #9 - jeebuzkryst (09/12/2013) [-]
Your boyfriends ghey
User avatar #11 to #10 - zombiedictator (09/12/2013) [-]
Nope, just not sexually motivated
#12 to #11 - jeebuzkryst (09/12/2013) [-]
Dude, I'd **** a couch, I dont understand how anyone could not be sexually motivated.
User avatar #26 to #12 - ademan (09/12/2013) [-]
I don't know why ******* a couch is so funny to me but the way you said it is perfect
#38 to #26 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (09/13/2013) [-]
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#137 to #12 - John Cena (09/13/2013) [-]
You will understand when you get in one of those relationships that you have sex a lot in, some nights you just wanna hold off that way next time you do have sex, its that much better
User avatar #58 to #12 - hydraetis (09/13/2013) [-]
I'm not. I'm a guy and I assure you I'm straight. Not everyone is a horny-ass rabbit whose sole goal in life is getting laid.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - zombiedictator (09/12/2013) [-]
Its just not something he generally wants, he refuses blow jobs too. I guess he is asexual possibly, he likes women but he doesn't look at females and think sex.
#16 to #13 - notacamal (09/12/2013) [-]
Hes just a nice guy lol. Like i prefer to hug and cuddle and kiss girls rather than sex and blowjobs lol.
User avatar #18 to #16 - zombiedictator (09/12/2013) [-]
He generally doesnt want to do that though, we end up playing video games and sleeping. We only cuddle when he wakes up or when I am sad.
#20 to #18 - notacamal (09/12/2013) [-]
Yep hes asexual.
Yep hes asexual.
User avatar #21 to #20 - zombiedictator (09/12/2013) [-]
Wonderful
#45 to #21 - manbearpiglet (09/13/2013) [-]
As rule 37 of the internet states, "There are no girls on the internet" you must be a homosexual male. Maybe is he secretly straight?   
 please know that is meant as a joke
As rule 37 of the internet states, "There are no girls on the internet" you must be a homosexual male. Maybe is he secretly straight?
please know that is meant as a joke
#14 to #13 - jeebuzkryst (09/12/2013) [-]
I had a girlfriend who wanted to wait until she was married and as soon as I heard that, bye.
User avatar #15 to #14 - zombiedictator (09/12/2013) [-]
Lol we've had sex, I don't understand why people see it as just a marriage thing. Marriage in general seems awful.
#17 to #15 - jeebuzkryst (09/12/2013) [-]
Right, but I'm gonna have to have kids eventually for traditional reasons.
User avatar #19 to #17 - zombiedictator (09/12/2013) [-]
Meh I don't want children, I took care of my little brother when I was still a kid myself.
#22 to #19 - jeebuzkryst (09/12/2013) [-]
Family is super important in my household, first priority really.
User avatar #25 to #22 - idoliam ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Same with my. Collectively, I have 9 siblings; 6 sisters and 3 brothers. I practically raised 5 them. I'm the eldest of all my siblings, but I also have a sort of motherly influence.
#28 to #25 - jeebuzkryst (09/12/2013) [-]
Damn, I wish, I love the idea of my children having such a large variety of uncles and aunts, cousins and eventually nieces and nephews.
User avatar #29 to #28 - idoliam ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
My siblings are all technically aunts and uncles because of my stepdaughter. They haven't met her yet though because her mother is a psychotic asshole. I hope we can get her soon though when my husband and I's finances improve, we plan on getting custody. She's literally the most adorable child ever, even when she's grumpy.
#30 to #29 - jeebuzkryst (09/12/2013) [-]
Dawwww, that sounds like a great time, kids are a joy.
User avatar #23 to #22 - zombiedictator (09/12/2013) [-]
Family is a concept I've never really gotten :p
#24 to #23 - jeebuzkryst (09/12/2013) [-]
Well, it depends how your raised and by whom.
User avatar #31 to #24 - zombiedictator (09/12/2013) [-]
Understand
#49 to #11 - swagswagyolo (09/13/2013) [-]
Noep hes ghey.
User avatar #131 - Lintutu (09/13/2013) [-]
You are always able to tell if it's someone else texting you under someone you usually talk to They way they talk just seems off
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