Well, they weren't lying.... . tbl my friends wife wanted ? generic birthday !. "I have no feelings one way or the other"
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#4 - lankyman (09/12/2013) [-]
"I have no feelings one way or the other"
#149 to #4 - Rascal (09/13/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #42 to #4 - ugoboom (09/12/2013) [-]
Sir! It's a beige alert!
User avatar #34 to #4 - trippywalrus (09/12/2013) [-]
"If I die, tell my wife hello".
#91 to #34 - Rascal (09/12/2013) [-]
I never understood that. Maybe I am retarded. Someone care to kill the joke and explain it to me?
User avatar #120 to #91 - ilovehitler (09/12/2013) [-]
Generally one would say to tell their life they love her, but in this case, since they are neutral about it all, they just are telling them to tell their wife hello, an extremely neutral statement.
#23 to #4 - acksl (09/12/2013) [-]
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#137 to #23 - Rascal (09/12/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#53 - dross (09/12/2013) [-]
HFW
#8 - pappathethird (09/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #80 to #8 - wizzerdofaus (09/12/2013) [-]
This is one of those gifs that just doesn't need to be a gif
User avatar #15 to #8 - daentraya (09/12/2013) [-]
I really just want to eat cake and good food and sleep on my birthday. I fail to find it overly exciting
User avatar #110 to #15 - arstya (09/12/2013) [-]
I go to dinner and a movie with a couple good friends every year. Whoever is closest at the time...that fluctuates a lot due to interests, schedules, and personal lives.

We saw Django Unchained last year. :3
User avatar #150 to #110 - daentraya (09/13/2013) [-]
I don't happen to have any friends in real life, save for one. But it's also a kind of tradition to just have family over. Even my older sisters who has friends must've scheduled another day for such activities
User avatar #152 to #150 - arstya (09/13/2013) [-]
I'm not much better. The pool of friends to choose from is down to 3 people now.
User avatar #155 to #152 - daentraya (09/13/2013) [-]
Well, i have 1, and another close friend across the globe. I got tired of keeping up the pretense superficial friendships, and whatever girly stuff one is supposed to when hanging out. I just like playing boardgames and watch shows every once in a while, and that satisfies any social needs i have
User avatar #130 to #3 - ningyoaijin (09/12/2013) [-]
The full stop completes this.
User avatar #1 - weeballoonz **User deleted account** (09/12/2013) [-]
That party game looks fun
User avatar #76 to #1 - kanpai (09/12/2013) [-]
oh , i was wondering what that was supposed to be
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User avatar #139 to #1 - gorilladinn (09/13/2013) [-]
you look fun
User avatar #145 to #1 - yuukoku (09/13/2013) [-]
That party game looks like it wants to tie you up, rape your family in front of you, and shoot you.
#35 - themurrey (09/12/2013) [-]
God damn it Chris. if this joke was too subtle it was a reference to the show "Everybody Hates Chris" where Chris was an unfortunate kid. There was an episode where they showed them buying generic food and it was just a white container and it had the name, for example
User avatar #84 to #35 - spyisspy (09/12/2013) [-]
just dont suck out all of the chocolate chips
User avatar #85 to #35 - spyisspy (09/12/2013) [-]
"We didn't have cookies, had had cookie!"
#33 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
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#92 to #33 - flyingchink (09/12/2013) [-]
whats that blue marble coming out of the cake ! :o
#109 to #92 - sunskrythewolfie (09/12/2013) [-]
A blue marble.
A blue marble.
#114 to #109 - flyingchink (09/12/2013) [-]
******* deep man.
#121 - bobindun (09/12/2013) [-]
**bobindun rolled a random image posted in comment #201 at Wonder why she stopped after 919 ** Mfw im your friends wife.
#86 - shagtastic (09/12/2013) [-]
Thursday, September 12th

Shagtastic left a rather witty comment describing his feelings and similarities with a similar event that happen in his life as well.
User avatar #96 to #86 - travismackie (09/12/2013) [-]
Thursday, September 12th

travismackie likes your comment, and responds on how he had a situation like that once too. He however does not have a witty picture.
#104 to #96 - taxation (09/12/2013) [-]
Thursday, September 12th

taxation didn't understand this new fad, but felt obliged to thumb both previous comments anyway. He adds a short line on how similar this occurrence is to a thing which happened some other time, and includes a relevant picture of that time.
+3
#115 to #104 - deergod **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#132 to #115 - taxation (09/12/2013) [-]
Thursday, September 12th

taxation believes he has, at some point, saved the picture which deergod is referencing.
He is in fact mistaken and does not. He posts the picture anyways, as he doesn't know what else to do.
+1
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#148 to #147 - taxation (09/13/2013) [-]
Thursday, September 12th

taxation apologizes as is his Canadian nature, but is inside relieved that deergod was not too offended. He offers in compensation for this slight the most average .gif in his exceedingly average collection.
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#27 - thebritishguy (09/12/2013) [-]
husband Chris fw
#128 - falconxmard (09/12/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #124 at The TRUE side of Gaming **
wife's FW
#78 - wakkowarner (09/12/2013) [-]
Careful, she might get mad at you for revealing her age to over 44,000 Funnyiunkers in the last panel.
#75 - jooby (09/12/2013) [-]
#133 - jldragon (09/12/2013) [-]
Look at banner, Michael!
User avatar #17 - toguro (09/12/2013) [-]
It's my birthday today! I'm not getting a party but I got a ton of cool **** so that's good enough for me. I just felt like sharing
#63 to #17 - coryxyzagain (09/12/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
User avatar #71 to #63 - toguro (09/12/2013) [-]
******* hell that looked like it hurt!

And thanks!
#20 to #17 - Rascal (09/12/2013) [-]
Happy birthday. Congrats on your cool **** .
#39 to #20 - cplkoeksuster (09/12/2013) [-]
*Gasp* Anon wasn't a complete dick waffle.
User avatar #72 to #20 - toguro (09/12/2013) [-]
Deardiarytodayanonwasaprettycoolguy.jpeg
#14 - zeniix (09/12/2013) [-]
this might come in handy some time
#126 to #14 - Rascal (09/12/2013) [-]
when?
User avatar #154 to #126 - zeniix (09/13/2013) [-]
later.
#21 to #14 - Rascal (09/12/2013) [-]
*places squidward nose* "Now its art"
#22 to #14 - reaperslayer (09/12/2013) [-]
your now imagining it in japan
only its a glory hole
and it looks like usopp from one piece
and your penis is his nose

cannot unsee, cannot unthink , i'm sorry for this, so have a drink
#30 to #22 - minecraftlamer (09/12/2013) [-]
meh i would have gone with the eye instead of the nose
#24 to #22 - Rascal (09/12/2013) [-]
It looks like a pretty generic stickman.
#28 to #24 - liquidz (09/12/2013) [-]
Of death
#9 - Rascal (09/12/2013) [-]
My birthday is on September 3rd too

posting as anon because nobody cares
#18 to #9 - Rascal (09/12/2013) [-]
only faggots and ******* are born on 3rd of semtember.

which one are you, fellow anon?
#157 to #18 - Rascal (09/13/2013) [-]
Both. And I'm proud.
#16 to #9 - owlscowl (09/12/2013) [-]
Mine too.

Good for us.
User avatar #43 to #9 - masterspectre (09/12/2013) [-]
My birthday is on the 15th.
User avatar #55 to #43 - alexthebest (09/12/2013) [-]
Happy birthday bro!
User avatar #57 to #55 - masterspectre (09/12/2013) [-]
Thanks man!
User avatar #74 to #9 - bipolarprobe (09/12/2013) [-]
Log in and take your green thumbs like a man
#158 to #74 - Rascal (09/13/2013) [-]
It's too late already
User avatar #159 to #158 - bipolarprobe (09/14/2013) [-]
Well maybe if you had logged in for that comment I could've given you an actual thumb that counted.
#12 to #9 - lordpancake (09/12/2013) [-]
How dare you speak non-sense. I care very much.
How dare you speak non-sense. I care very much.
User avatar #41 to #12 - mkgt (09/12/2013) [-]
Imagine if that was his catdick. MOLLYWHOP!
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#93 to #12 - therealtravieso (09/12/2013) [-]
First thought was he slapped her with his dick
First thought was he slapped her with his dick
#98 to #93 - myshipsailedwoutme (09/12/2013) [-]
Seriously? RIGHT BELOW YOU.
#151 to #98 - mkgt (09/13/2013) [-]
It seems therealtravieso was pretty pissed you pointed that out. Then deleted his comment.

BE A MAN AND KEEP THE COMMENT, I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS!
#153 to #151 - myshipsailedwoutme (09/13/2013) [-]
So he lashed out at YOU? Wut.
User avatar #156 to #153 - mkgt (09/13/2013) [-]
Seems he's a tad bit furious.
User avatar #13 to #9 - metallicaone (09/12/2013) [-]
i care, happy birthday!
User avatar #2 - sepheroth (09/12/2013) [-]
Hey, if I had a wide, she'd have a husband Chris too!
User avatar #6 to #2 - cjasper (09/12/2013) [-]
Same, good stuff Chris.
#45 to #2 - thetk (09/12/2013) [-]
I know where you sleep at night Chris.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sepheroth (09/12/2013) [-]
Ha! Then obviously you have no idea who I really am!
User avatar #5 to #2 - zaxzwim ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
shut up chris
#51 - mattlauer (09/12/2013) [-]
Any Pictures from the party?
Any Pictures from the party?
User avatar #52 to #51 - kommandantvideo (09/12/2013) [-]
my guess is this is taken from reddit
User avatar #58 to #52 - thebestpieever (09/12/2013) [-]
Perhaps, but I've seen it on FJ plenty of times already.
User avatar #59 to #58 - kommandantvideo (09/12/2013) [-]
I haven't, so I won't make assumptions. Good content anyways
User avatar #60 to #59 - thebestpieever (09/12/2013) [-]
I was not complaining. Just saying that OP did not pull it off from Reddit. Still, I want to throw a party like this.
#61 to #60 - kommandantvideo (09/12/2013) [-]
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
#83 to #51 - JHDog (09/12/2013) [-]
as a matter of fact they do!!
#87 to #83 - toncheky (09/12/2013) [-]
fuken ell m8
#90 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/12/2013) [-]
Hell yeah, Sept 3rd is my birthday too
Hell yeah, Sept 3rd is my birthday too
#94 to #90 - newtoast (09/12/2013) [-]
September 2
#99 to #94 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/12/2013) [-]
Happy belated
#101 to #99 - newtoast (09/12/2013) [-]
You as well, brutha
#136 to #94 - toasthhemost (09/12/2013) [-]
september 1st
User avatar #107 to #94 - tetusic (09/12/2013) [-]
Mine too
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