EAGELS. BAGELS.. In alaska, bald eagles are like pigeons to the rest of the country. Bald
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#3 - verycoolcat
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(09/12/2013) [-]
In alaska, bald eagles are like pigeons to the rest of the country.
#42 to #3 - sequel
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Freedom for all.
#57 to #3 - anon
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Other than the horrifying amount of damage to your paint, this would be awesome!
#60 to #3 - kanpai
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(09/12/2013) [-]
delicious?
#65 to #3 - Durp
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(09/12/2013) [-]
It..it's beautiful.
#89 to #3 - anon
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(09/12/2013) [-]
But pigeons aren't common in my state.
#41 to #3 - danster
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(09/12/2013) [-]
There's no reason not to live in Alaska now.
#99 to #3 - jntcoolman
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(09/14/2013) [-]
#51 to #3 - itsmewaffle
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(09/12/2013) [-]
ALL ABOARD THE FREEDOM-MOBILE
#1 - bawbmaggit
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(09/12/2013) [-]
#12 - toastableduckling
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(09/12/2013) [-]
#29 - punchawhale
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(09/12/2013) [-]
And with a straight face, you're going to tell students that America is so starspangled awesome that we're the only ones in the world who have freedom? Canada has freedom, Japan has freedom, the UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia, BELGIUM has freedom! Two hundred and seven sovereign states in the world, like 180 of them have freedom.

And yeah, you... sorority girl. Just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there are some things you should know, and one of them is: There is absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we're the greatest country in the world. We're seventh in literacy, twenty-seventh in math, twenty-second in science, forty-ninth in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, third in median household income, number four in labor force, and number four in exports. We lead the world in only three categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we spend more than the next twenty-six countries combined, twenty-five of whom are allies. None of this is the fault of a 20-year-old college student, but you, nonetheless, are without a doubt a member of the WORST-period-GENERATION-period-EVER-period, so when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, I don't know what the **** you're talking about! Yosemite?

#58 to #29 - newforomador
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(09/12/2013) [-]
"...number of adults who believe angels are real"
I think you might've dropped your fedora, faggot.
#96 to #58 - anon
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Kill yourself, you uneducated little dickfart.
#98 to #96 - newforomador
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(09/13/2013) [-]
#69 to #29 - kiermatv
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(09/12/2013) [-]
though I do appreciate the Newsroom, I fail to see the relevance
#55 to #29 - awyissss
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Dude, you ******* stole that. Source is The Newsroom, towards the beginning of the show Jeff Daniels on Newsroom - Is America the Greatest Country?
#59 to #29 - Dwarf
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(09/12/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #28 posted by kasperoster at what's in a name ** :
Loohipnawmoommeeppa.

Looks finnish dont hate me_
#63 to #29 - failtotheepicpower
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(09/12/2013) [-]
pretty sure being number one in military spending kind of makes us number one, if you think about it but don't really think about it.
#79 to #29 - trashmaggots
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(09/12/2013) [-]
You're free to get the **** out of here... I heard BELGIUM is nice.
#97 to #79 - anon
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Kill yourself, you cunt. I forgot this site was meant for moronic twelve year olds and not intellectual people. Please swallow some antifreeze as soon as possible.
#45 to #29 - mrblueftw
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(09/12/2013) [-]
180 have freedom
around 165 countries
Someone should edit this before someone else copy and pastes it.
#49 to #29 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I just had to get a picture...
#100 to #49 - kippr
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(09/16/2013) [-]
Good job.
#101 to #100 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/16/2013) [-]
I did it thinking he would delete his comment so everyone could see his stupidity.
#71 to #29 - Laddie
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(09/12/2013) [-]
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
#43 to #29 - shrekdurself
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(09/12/2013) [-]
But am4riKa is teh bestest cantrey in the welerd

Please stop being a faggot. Not only america thinks that they're the best country in the world, but all those countries you specified think of themselves as a brilliant and if not perfect country.

I think Ireland's the best country ever because I live in it, see my logic?
#56 to #43 - doubledisme
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(09/12/2013) [-]
not going to lie
if you dont love the country you live in
then move your dam un-patriotic ass too a country you do like
doesnt matter what country
#30 to #29 - swagloon
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(09/12/2013) [-]
nice copyandpaste.
#83 to #30 - homebray
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(09/12/2013) [-]
nice butt.
#84 to #83 - swagloon
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(09/12/2013) [-]
please no.
#86 to #84 - homebray
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#36 to #30 - punchawhale
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it was necessary.
#32 to #30 - punchawhale
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I found it to be relevant.
#34 to #32 - swagloon
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(09/12/2013) [-]
About some internet joke about " 'Murica and mu freedoms"

That's like saying French people make jokes about surrendering.
#54 to #29 - yorker
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(09/12/2013) [-]
#66 to #54 - kiermatv
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(09/12/2013) [-]
But it was written by a liberal
Aaron Sorkin is on of the biggest progressives this world has seen
He was saying how The conservatives have no real baring on the word "freedom"
and in the scene, he also looks to the liberals and says that the only thing wrong with them is that no one listens to them
try watching the scene
#70 to #66 - yorker
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I know, I posted that response because he was bitching.
Hence the liberal tears.
Drinking his tears because he's ******* butthurt.
#95 to #70 - anon
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(09/13/2013) [-]
You assume I'm butthurt because I posted that? You and the rest of your 12 year old faggots should learn that it's not bitching. Oh, I wear Fedoras? What the **** is wrong with you cunts?

Get back in the classroom, you uneducated little *****.

Please go ahead and respond, it'll prove how ******* retarded you all are.
#73 to #70 - kiermatv
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(09/12/2013) [-]
1: it wasn't bitching, it was a call to action
a call for the news to actually tell the news as opposed to the malarkey that is today's news corporations,
Aaron Sorkin usually does this with things he finds disagreeable, he creates a show to show people how it should be
With The west wing on how from 2000 to 2008 would have been better with not Bush
Studio 60 was on how the writing staff for SNL (he used to write for SNL until he was fired for trying to have something funny on) could have been better if NBC wasn't a pile of ****
and the Newsroom is about the media, and a mission to civilize
2: The rest of what you said made no sense, so..... what?
#74 to #73 - yorker
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(09/12/2013) [-]
The reason he posted it is because he's butthurt.
I'm not going to waste my time arguing with someone who can't wrap his mind around that because I'm not a ******* retard.
Sorry.
#39 to #29 - drewbridge
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(09/12/2013) [-]
1. Half of that is ******** and has no context/is a logical fallacy.
2. You're a whiny little oversensitive faggot.
3. You're bigoted.
4. This post is a joke, you're a dumbass.
#40 to #39 - punchawhale
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(09/12/2013) [-]
1. You're a little faggot.
2. Kill yourself.
3. Suck a dick.
4. Get off the internet to fight injustice you self-righteous thundercunt.
#68 to #40 - alphashell
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(09/12/2013) [-]
#88 to #40 - drewbridge
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(09/12/2013) [-]
America doesn't have to be the best country, and for one that's only 200 years old, it's pretty damn impressive. Economic and military superpower that can easily run along side the entire continent of Europe, is 1# in science and giving out foreign aid.

We also have more ethnics in America than everywhere else, and well.....they somehow disproportionately under-perform when compared to other races, which is sad.
#91 to #88 - drewbridge
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(09/12/2013) [-]
*everywhere else

And I mean more than most modern countries, Canada, Australia, Europe, Russia, China, etc.
#20 - jimjoejohnson
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Murica on what?
#72 to #20 - trucywright
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(09/12/2013) [-]
America on a 50% off steam sale, gaben.
#27 - aryastarkismywaifu
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(09/12/2013) [-]
"'Merica on 3"
************, 'Merica is never less than ONE!
#28 to #27 - metalmind
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Exept when it's Number 7 on freedom.
Or number 34 on education. But you are number 1 in total amount of debt.
#46 to #28 - anon
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(09/12/2013) [-]
It's a sad day when 'murica lost its 1st place on most overweight to mexico.
#48 to #46 - metalmind
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Well, you've still got place 2 and 3 (I know, funny, right?) with America and American Samoa.
#8 - ggdhindo
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(09/12/2013) [-]
#76 - mrmcput
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(09/12/2013) [-]
To every who's saying, "America, you aren't really all that free." Let me tell you something. I'm free to worship any god/gods however I want. I don't have to worship any if I don't want I am entitled to a fair and unbiased trial by a jury of my peers. I am free to vote for whoever I want, or to not vote at all. Later I am free to bitch about whatever assholes are in office when they screw the country over, whether or not I voted for them. I can do this without fearing the secret police busting down my door and placing me under arrest. I am free to pursue any career I want. I am free to protest or go on strike. I am free to own a firearm for hunting purposes, recreation, personal defense, or all three. And if I am truly unhappy, I am free to leave. Just because America isn't in anarchy where the government doesn't do ****, doesn't mean we aren't a free country. I am perfectly happy with my rights and freedoms the way they are.
#16 - ZeGerman
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(09/12/2013) [-]
#14 - redtooth
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