WOW. . III Mill Mi OTIE BERG" WATER. Hey, laugh all you want, but do you see Neptune anywhere? Didn't think so.
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#15 - MadCapper (09/11/2013) [-]
Actually he ordered them to do this to shame them .Many of his men were afraid to sail out beyond a certain point past the shore. He then ordered them to collect seashells along the beach.    
"Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch." and all that.   
   
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Actually he ordered them to do this to shame them .Many of his men were afraid to sail out beyond a certain point past the shore. He then ordered them to collect seashells along the beach.
"Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch." and all that.

Caligula's FW
#33 to #15 - benjah (09/11/2013) [-]
Is that Daenerys Targaryen?
User avatar #39 to #33 - watchme (09/11/2013) [-]
No, Daenerys Targaryen isn't real.
She's just a character in a book/TV-series.
#40 to #39 - benjah (09/11/2013) [-]
No **** but I can't remember her actresses name.
User avatar #48 to #40 - deepgreen (09/11/2013) [-]
emilia clark, and I doubt it, she looks very different.
User avatar #51 to #48 - calawesome (09/11/2013) [-]
it's ben stiller's wife Christine something...taylor i think.
#45 to #40 - John Cena (09/11/2013) [-]
wiki it you fool
User avatar #14 - nightmarecorpse (09/11/2013) [-]
Hey, laugh all you want, but do you see Neptune anywhere? Didn't think so.
#25 to #14 - John Cena (09/11/2013) [-]
This exact comment gets posted every time this content gets posted. And it is top comment every time too.
#41 to #25 - poophed (09/11/2013) [-]
damn, it must be a pretty good comment
#62 to #25 - carnagejc (09/11/2013) [-]
Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have reposted both content and top comment, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
#22 to #14 - TheSchwartz (09/11/2013) [-]
Well...
#8 - paelaer (09/11/2013) [-]
He also appointed his horse to the senate and ripped his unborn child out of his sister's womb.
Caligula was so ******* metal.
User avatar #10 to #8 - duvallwhitey (09/11/2013) [-]
Slayer
User avatar #30 to #8 - zoltardify (09/11/2013) [-]
that and his name means "little booties" in latin -ula is used to endear something

canis= dog, canula= puppy
draco= dragon, dracula= little dragon
#52 to #8 - gerfox (09/11/2013) [-]
I think his horse was appointed consul in fact, which means that he and Caligula together, at least officially, ruled the Roman Empire together. That's some ****** up **** right there. It's worse than if Obama appoints his dog Secretary of State.
User avatar #17 to #8 - burdensomebucket (09/11/2013) [-]
That face... and that description... you sir, are a genius
User avatar #9 to #8 - fancyshark (09/11/2013) [-]
not sure if there could be a better facial expression for explaining that
User avatar #16 to #8 - Big Josh (09/11/2013) [-]
Both of those are false though. Caligula loved his sisters deeply, and, even after he found they were plotting against them, refused to have them killed as his advisors suggested, and only had them banished from Rome.

He tried to elect his horse, Incitatus, to the Senate, but he was talked out of it, making the horse a state priest instead.

He did, however, decide to **** over a soothsayer who said, "Caligula has as much chance of becoming Emperor as he does crossing the Bay of Naples on a horse. Caligula gathered the ENTIRE Roman navy, lined the boats up, and temporarily turned them into a bridge, riding across on Incitatus, while wearing Alexander the Great's armor, which he dug up for ***** and giggles.

Classical Education Major'd.
User avatar #65 to #16 - eyecontacthandjob (09/11/2013) [-]
Let us not forget that Caligula wanted to build a bridge over Rome that would reach from the palace all the way to the temple of Zeus.
#18 to #16 - Jeff C (09/11/2013) [-]
Interesting. But may I say a a fellow education major/aspiring english teacher, you use a lot of unnecessary commas :p
#20 to #18 - waffie (09/11/2013) [-]
t'was a comment not a thesis
#23 to #20 - Jeff C (09/11/2013) [-]
I was just saying its pretty annoying to pause internally when reading all the commas lol. I used to have the same problem
#24 to #23 - waffie (09/11/2013) [-]
yeah that's true, I still have that problem :p
#34 - felixjarl (09/11/2013) [-]
But he was decleared victor.
User avatar #50 to #34 - calawesome (09/11/2013) [-]
That's only because Neptune had to pick his kid up from ballet...He was all like 'yeah, you win Caligula...good on ya'
#13 - mastersaturday (09/11/2013) [-]
Supposedly he did this because he wanted to punish his army by embarassing them.  I can't remember what the army did.  He made them collect seashells too.
Supposedly he did this because he wanted to punish his army by embarassing them. I can't remember what the army did. He made them collect seashells too.
#38 to #13 - John Cena (09/11/2013) [-]
You make it sound like you were there :3
User avatar #37 - indigobob (09/11/2013) [-]
Aside from the fact that Caligula was ******* crazy,
he did this because his armies were afraid of Neptun. So basically he wanted to shame both the soldiers and Neptun, showing that his power is greater than that of a god
#81 - komandantmirkoo (09/11/2013) [-]
wow.. so seth mcfarlane is now stealing from the romans? damn it family guy
User avatar #71 - ariscorp (09/11/2013) [-]
Fun fact about Caligulas' death: He ordered his royal guard (praetorian's) to kill his cousin, since the guards quite liked his cousin, the refused. Caligula then told the praetorian officers to have the praetorian guards killed, they also refused. They then collectively chased Caligula into the royal toilets, killed him, tried to have his body put in the sewers, the body wouldn't fit, so they pulled it out and threw it into the Tiberium river. (Oh, and Caligula means soldiers sandals, it's his nickname)
#76 - subbajubba (09/11/2013) [-]
the game
User avatar #63 - gragasvlad ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Remember that it's a clever way to figure out if they will obey you or not.

If your army is loyal enough to go and fight water for you, then you can trust them.
User avatar #64 to #63 - anamenotaken (09/11/2013) [-]
pretty sure if someone payed me id go punch water too, not sure how it would relate to loyalty
#68 to #64 - John Cena (09/11/2013) [-]
Because they aren't paid just to punch water, they paid to obey, fight his enemies, and possibly die for him. If someone who has that much control over you tells you to go punch water, you question his sanity and probably don't want him sending you into battle, but if you obey anyways, you're loyal
#61 - xredsoxmuffin (09/11/2013) [-]
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#60 - John Cena (09/11/2013) [-]
Caligula was a mentally insane... He tortured people's children infront of their parents and forced them to watch and afterwards have diner with him. He freakin' dissolved pearls in vinegar and drank it. None of the people liked him, not even his guards who were often asked to do horrendous torturous things to other people. Eventually one of his guards killed him.

Caligula wasn't stupid, but insane.
User avatar #58 - conoriskool (09/11/2013) [-]
He wasn't stupid, he was insane. There's a difference. He tried make his favourite horse consul as well...
User avatar #56 - specialone (09/11/2013) [-]
If that sounds stupid, remember that Xerxes had the sea whipped because a storm had destroyed his bridge of boats.
User avatar #55 - goodnewseveryone (09/11/2013) [-]
who won?
User avatar #57 to #55 - senorfrog (09/11/2013) [-]
I don't see Neptune anywhere.
#67 to #57 - johnybx (09/11/2013) [-]
I don't see Caligula either.
#73 to #67 - comradewinter ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Caligula eliminated every trace of Neptune that ever existed.
#78 to #73 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
I can't attack Neptune's last city because a ******* Egyptian fleet is blockading it.
#27 - John Cena (09/11/2013) [-]
I heard that many roman leaders or people in power were sent insane due to mercury poisoning. There was something in the type of wine or the type of utensils that wealthy people enjoyed were laced with mercury or some other product, it explains a lot
#36 - John Cena (09/11/2013) [-]
ATHEIST LOGIC
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User avatar #4 - stafforadam (09/10/2013) [-]
didn't he make a fleet of like 200 ships and line them up side by side like a bridge and march his army across it then they threw spear at the see
#1 - justinacase (09/10/2013) [-]
Actually, some believe that Caligula knew about the British Isles, of course he was still a bit loony to march them all the way to the ocean. Also, he then had them collect sea shells as punishment for mutiny. The regular practice was decimation, 1 out of every 10 soldiers would be killed, but that probably wouldn't go down to well at the time.
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