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User avatar #14 - nightmarecorpse (09/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Hey, laugh all you want, but do you see Neptune anywhere? Didn't think so.
#15 - MadCapper (09/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Actually he ordered them to do this to shame them .Many of his men were afraid to sail out beyond a certain point past the shore. He then ordered them to collect seashells along the beach.    
"Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch." and all that.   
   
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Actually he ordered them to do this to shame them .Many of his men were afraid to sail out beyond a certain point past the shore. He then ordered them to collect seashells along the beach.
"Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch." and all that.

Caligula's FW
#8 - paelaer (09/11/2013) [+] (11 replies)
He also appointed his horse to the senate and ripped his unborn child out of his sister's womb.
Caligula was so ******* metal.
#2 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#7 to #2 - doggstar (09/10/2013) [-]
sorry mate, you came second... you should do like Leonardo DiCaprio and just save it for your dreams
User avatar #55 - goodnewseveryone (09/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
who won?
User avatar #57 to #55 - senorfrog (09/11/2013) [-]
I don't see Neptune anywhere.
#34 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But he was decleared victor.
#13 - mastersaturday (09/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Supposedly he did this because he wanted to punish his army by embarassing them.  I can't remember what the army did.  He made them collect seashells too.
Supposedly he did this because he wanted to punish his army by embarassing them. I can't remember what the army did. He made them collect seashells too.
#5 - anonymous (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I heard that the caldrons in which they made their drinks was laced with mercury.
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#36 - anonymous (09/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ATHEIST LOGIC
User avatar #37 - indigobob (09/11/2013) [-]
Aside from the fact that Caligula was ******* crazy,
he did this because his armies were afraid of Neptun. So basically he wanted to shame both the soldiers and Neptun, showing that his power is greater than that of a god
#81 - komandantmirkoo (09/11/2013) [-]
wow.. so seth mcfarlane is now stealing from the romans? damn it family guy
User avatar #71 - ariscorp (09/11/2013) [-]
Fun fact about Caligulas' death: He ordered his royal guard (praetorian's) to kill his cousin, since the guards quite liked his cousin, the refused. Caligula then told the praetorian officers to have the praetorian guards killed, they also refused. They then collectively chased Caligula into the royal toilets, killed him, tried to have his body put in the sewers, the body wouldn't fit, so they pulled it out and threw it into the Tiberium river. (Oh, and Caligula means soldiers sandals, it's his nickname)
#76 - subbajubba (09/11/2013) [-]
the game
User avatar #63 - gragasvlad (09/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Remember that it's a clever way to figure out if they will obey you or not.

If your army is loyal enough to go and fight water for you, then you can trust them.
#61 - xredsoxmuffin (09/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #58 - conoriskool ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
He wasn't stupid, he was insane. There's a difference. He tried make his favourite horse consul as well...
User avatar #56 - specialone (09/11/2013) [-]
If that sounds stupid, remember that Xerxes had the sea whipped because a storm had destroyed his bridge of boats.
#69 - hentaisweetie (09/11/2013) [-]
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#60 - anonymous (09/11/2013) [-]
Caligula was a mentally insane... He tortured people's children infront of their parents and forced them to watch and afterwards have diner with him. He freakin' dissolved pearls in vinegar and drank it. None of the people liked him, not even his guards who were often asked to do horrendous torturous things to other people. Eventually one of his guards killed him.

Caligula wasn't stupid, but insane.
#1 - justinacase (09/10/2013) [-]
Actually, some believe that Caligula knew about the British Isles, of course he was still a bit loony to march them all the way to the ocean. Also, he then had them collect sea shells as punishment for mutiny. The regular practice was decimation, 1 out of every 10 soldiers would be killed, but that probably wouldn't go down to well at the time.
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