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#13 - kyrozor ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Amazing.
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#17 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Oh god your right!!!
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#1 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
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User avatar #9 to #1 - mydad (09/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - bobsuruncle (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to reply to whitennerdy. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank Flying Spaghetti Monster for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my fish. I want to thank my friend Jim Wardle, for being really awesome and there for me as often as he could. I would also like to thank my pet budgie for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the pigeon that pooped on my neighbors car because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; phanact, the orange I caught in the moonlight, my waffle on my ceiling because i wouldn't be able to see the wonders of fungi without it, the internet for letting me go on pornhub, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank whitennerdy for actually taking time out of his/her day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
User avatar #4 to #2 - lolerbot ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to join this thread. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank Flying Spaghetti Monster for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my fish. I want to thank my friend Jim Wardle, for being really awesome and there for me as often as he could. I would also like to thank my pet budgie for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the pigeon that pooped on my neighbors car because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; phanact, the orange I caught in the moonlight, my waffle on my ceiling because i wouldn't be able to see the wonders of fungi without it, the internet for letting me go on pornhub, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank whitennerdy for actually taking time out of his/her day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Zydratejunkie (09/11/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be joining this chain of comments with names growing steadily darker. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Being in an every darkening chain has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank the flying spaghetti monster for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Baphomet, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet rock for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the homeless man that lives in my backyard for ******** on my deck because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; bobsuruncle, the lolerbot i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me watch porn, my house because without it i would be homeless like that guy looking in my window, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be in a chain like this for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Helping forge patterns is amazing, thank you everyone.
#7 to #5 - shinyarmor ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be C-C-C COMBO BREAKER!
User avatar #10 to #7 - nunubot (09/11/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be the fifth person to reply in this chain.All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #11 to #10 - shinyarmor ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
this guy, he lost.
User avatar #21 to #10 - matexius ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
...I'll be waiting...
And BTW: School's back in, dude. Go write an essay.
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User avatar #27 - milomcrobbie (09/11/2013) [-]
HOLY **** IT ACTUALLY DOES
#25 - valkeyere (09/11/2013) [-]
Hodor!

I spent like five minutes trying to see how the raccoon looked like the snake when you squint. Finally realized it was the other way around. *facepalm*
#6 - anon (09/11/2013) [-]
i need to take off my glasses, close my good eye and then squint... but yeah... its a racoon
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