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User avatar #12 - swimmingprodigy (09/11/2013) [-]
"I never knew my sister Feyonce because she got married before I was born"
User avatar #13 to #12 - abotu (09/11/2013) [-]
I luled
User avatar #16 to #12 - thejerseyjenn (09/11/2013) [-]
good one lol
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User avatar #58 to #12 - vexaton ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Ooooh! I get it now! That took a long ass time xD
#32 to #12 - endboss (09/11/2013) [-]
No hate on your joke, I just kinda had this feeling with it.
User avatar #35 to #32 - swimmingprodigy (09/11/2013) [-]
hahaha you were probably pronouncing it wrong in your head. Cause I read it as "Bee, Cee, Dee, Ee, Fee
User avatar #6 - bakinboy (09/11/2013) [-]
i dont know what the **** she's looking so sad about. that house is like 6 times bigger than my crappy apartment
User avatar #17 to #6 - guymandude (09/11/2013) [-]
she doesn't seem very sad...she calls it her father's dream house...
User avatar #20 to #6 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
That house is about the size of an average home in Georgia. [/spoiler]I'd say the south, but I mainly grew up in Georgia, so my knowledge is limited. [/spoiler]
User avatar #30 to #20 - bakinboy (09/11/2013) [-]
i lived in georgia my whole life and that is not true at all
User avatar #41 to #30 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
How so?
#53 to #41 - dandyhandycandy (09/11/2013) [-]
Currently live in GA, and have for my entire life, and that is definitely not true, just like Bakinboy said. You get a few plantation homes, but they are mostly museums now.
User avatar #54 to #53 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Not saying you're wrong, but around where I lived and visited, houses were similar to the one in the post. They weren't as horizontal and were more vertical.
Are the houses you're talking about bigger or smaller?
#55 to #54 - dandyhandycandy (09/11/2013) [-]
The plantation homes I'm talking about are usually near town squares, around 2 stories tall, probably 15 room houses, but there's not as many as it would seem, usually really old towns have a bunch of them. May I ask what area you were from?
User avatar #56 to #55 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
McDonough, Stockbridge, and Eagle's Landing are the places I used to live in. What about you?
#57 to #56 - dandyhandycandy (09/11/2013) [-]
I live near Athens now, but I'm from a a few miles south of Locust Grove, right by McDonough.
#44 to #6 - anon (09/11/2013) [-]
She could be nostalgian'g about that house. You don't know what she's thinking. She's absorbed tpp much power from her sistas.
User avatar #36 to #6 - rockamekishiko (09/11/2013) [-]
it's a plantation
User avatar #11 to #6 - IamSofaKingdom (09/11/2013) [-]
Only six? you got a big azz apartment son.
#24 - Vooduty (09/11/2013) [-]
with all the crazy  names out there I believed for a second  that her sisters names were Aeyonce and Ceyonce.
with all the crazy names out there I believed for a second that her sisters names were Aeyonce and Ceyonce.
#25 to #24 - ugoboom (09/11/2013) [-]
You're not alone
You're not alone
#33 to #24 - yaybacon (09/11/2013) [-]
Sane here
Sane here
#1 - sweetwilliam (09/10/2013) [-]
That's quiality humor right there
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#4 to #1 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
probably because it's a repost
#67 to #4 - anon (09/11/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#2 - seventh (09/10/2013) [-]
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#9 - epsilonwolf **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
She'll never be as good as taylor
User avatar #19 to #9 - ehzio ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
What the hell are you talking about? That's Becky! R.I.P Becky
#3 - taye (09/10/2013) [-]
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#47 - thegamerslife (09/11/2013) [-]
> single family home.
> single family home.
#7 - neverunderstand (09/11/2013) [-]
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#38 - eyecontacthandjob (09/11/2013) [-]
def a repost, but still enjoyed it.
#5 - RobotSox **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #68 - konradkurze (09/11/2013) [-]
a black person doing cannibalism
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User avatar #27 - drunkasaurus (09/11/2013) [-]
So beyonce has always been rich? Or that's not really her house? anyone know?
User avatar #28 to #27 - oliveirajo (09/11/2013) [-]
This house is actually... big?
#31 to #28 - bronybox (09/11/2013) [-]
Yes. By normal middle class family standards, that house, for a single family, is a fairly good house. From my standards (someone from a small, two room apartment on the 5th floor of a who-knows-how-old building, in a railway town in Kazakhstan), that house is amazing. You have to remember your perspective.

No, I don't hate rich people, I hate ignorant people. (i.e. What you seem like)
User avatar #61 to #31 - PlagueDoctor (09/11/2013) [-]
братан
User avatar #29 to #28 - drunkasaurus (09/11/2013) [-]
no, but it'spretty nice. Steep pitched roofs, bay window and everything. But yeah, once you realize that the bottom left two windows are probably the garage, then it seems a lot smaller. I hadn't thought about that until now.
User avatar #46 to #29 - thegamerslife (09/11/2013) [-]
I would bet they are not the garage. looks more like a dining room.
User avatar #48 to #46 - drunkasaurus (09/11/2013) [-]
Why would you think that? Unless this house is super deep there's nowhere else the garage could go.
User avatar #49 to #48 - thegamerslife (09/11/2013) [-]
Some houses don't have garages. or it could be separate from the house and around the back. broaden your scope bro. I've worked in a lot of "middle class" "high end" homes making custom, on site window screens and that set up suggests that it's a dining room.
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User avatar #51 to #50 - thegamerslife (09/11/2013) [-]
Well I live in WA. so there is obviously a difference. I've worked on everything from apartment buildings up to a multimillion dollar mansions.
I won't deny some might be built that way, but from my point of view it makes little sense. an attached garage around the back side makes more sense.
#10 - pissyassthree (09/11/2013) [-]
rich get richer and the poor get poorer
User avatar #40 - danyoung (09/11/2013) [-]
This is the zéyonce time i see this on frontpage.
#66 - anon (09/11/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #14 - cormy (09/11/2013) [-]
... Where's the Asian A+ jokes? Come on FJ, don't let me down like this.
#15 to #14 - anon (09/11/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #71 - steppenwolfvg (09/11/2013) [-]
I heard the same happened to Nick Jagger
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