What good fortune you have.... .. at first I thought, "huh that's deep". then about 30 seconds later my brain said" inside her". What good fortune you have at first I thought "huh that's deep" then about 30 seconds later my brain said" inside her"
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#2 - hamsterball
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(09/10/2013) [-]
at first I thought, "huh that's deep". then about 30 seconds later my brain said" inside her".
#3 - waffies
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I could just imagine this happening at a family dinner. The girlfriend tries to keep a straight face, the boyfriend cant stop staring at his girlfriend, the moms cough, the dads crack up, and the little brothers just don't get it
#31 to #3 - siridontcare
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Or imagine if two brothers got the cookies?
#25 to #3 - treborsivad
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#21 - matrixone
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#61 to #21 - megusters
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#26 to #21 - mrtbb
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Used the "hover to enlarge" option.
I don't know what I expected.
#27 to #26 - matrixone
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#1 - rubiksoctohedron **User deleted account**
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#6 to #1 - tehtrollface ONLINE
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#16 to #6 - gaffateip ONLINE
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#7 - quoterox
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#8 to #7 - anon
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did you just
#9 to #8 - quoterox
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I'M ******* DYING, LOL
#13 to #9 - lovelyponyrarity
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(09/10/2013) [-]
WHAT IS AIR
#15 to #13 - quoterox
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(09/10/2013) [-]
slow down hitler
#28 to #15 - liquidz
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(09/10/2013) [-]
So done with this site
#36 to #28 - spermbank
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(09/10/2013) [-]
This site is on drugs
#50 to #36 - warioteam
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(09/10/2013) [-]
did yOU ******* JUST
#37 to #36 - oishiine
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#18 to #13 - dubslao
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I CANT BREATHE XDDD
#19 to #8 - leafonthewind
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(09/10/2013) [-]
kanye yes
#63 to #7 - deckbox
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*inserts obligatory Tumblr comment*
#10 to #7 - absum
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Get out
#12 - jakedertree
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(09/10/2013) [-]
My wife suggested adding the "in bed" joke to my fortune last night.

The fortune I got read, "You will touch the hearts of many."
#20 to #12 - itemexchange
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(09/10/2013) [-]
fortune=add in bed
book= add in yours pants

everybody poops....
#49 to #20 - creepyunclebob
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(09/10/2013) [-]
A Song of Ice and Fire...
#51 to #49 - itemexchange
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please dont stick icy hot in your pants
#22 to #20 - jakedertree
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True Crime.....
#23 to #22 - itemexchange
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(09/10/2013) [-]
well youv got stephen kings "the dark tower"
#40 to #23 - anon
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Which in turn begets Mandingo?
#41 to #40 - itemexchange
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? youv lost me
#101 to #41 - anon
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(09/11/2013) [-]
It's a porn star known for his massive, black member.
#102 to #101 - itemexchange
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lol awesome
#24 - lurachloe
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#29 to #24 - thesovereigngrave
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#32 to #29 - lurachloe
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#38 - blueghost
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By opening the second cookie, I created a paradox that the universe has yet to resolve
#62 to #38 - megusters
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#66 to #62 - blueghost
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I apologise, I must have forgotten to bring my 37.5 megapixel Leica S Medium Format DSLR Camera with the 24mm f/3.5 Super-Elmar-S ASPH Lens into the cheap chinese buffet down the street. I will be better prepared next time
#95 to #66 - megusters
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Or you can just use that nokia phone with 40 something megapixels.
Or you can just use that nokia phone with 40 something megapixels.
#75 to #38 - sorcha
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(09/11/2013) [-]
What does the first one say ?
#76 to #75 - spawnsy
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Pick another fortune cookie
#77 to #76 - sorcha
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(09/11/2013) [-]
thank you
#78 to #77 - spawnsy
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#79 - sierramistfourteen
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#42 - kalendric
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(09/10/2013) [-]
oh, this is getting good
#73 to #42 - excaliboner
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(09/11/2013) [-]
where is this pic from? a manga, doujin, anime?
#106 to #73 - kalendric
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(09/11/2013) [-]
it's Kuroki from watamote. It's very sad.
#43 to #42 - iitoxictz
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Enjoyable pic, thumb for you and this random nami-franky picture.
#46 to #43 - kalendric
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(09/10/2013) [-]
nami-franky?
#47 to #46 - iitoxictz
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, in this episode the warlord Trafldor or w/e his name was, swapped their bodies, Nami is franky Franky is chopper, chopper is sanji, sanji is....Ironically enough he is Nami.