What good fortune you have.... .. at first I thought, "huh that's deep". then about 30 seconds later my brain said" inside her".
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#3 - waffies (09/10/2013) [-]
I could just imagine this happening at a family dinner. The girlfriend tries to keep a straight face, the boyfriend cant stop staring at his girlfriend, the moms cough, the dads crack up, and the little brothers just don't get it
User avatar #31 to #3 - siridontcare (09/10/2013) [-]
Or imagine if two brothers got the cookies?
User avatar #2 - hamsterball (09/10/2013) [-]
at first I thought, "huh that's deep". then about 30 seconds later my brain said" inside her".
#1 - rubiksoctohedron **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [-]
#6 to #1 - tehtrollface ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
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#24 - lurachloe (09/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 - jakedertree (09/10/2013) [-]
My wife suggested adding the "in bed" joke to my fortune last night.

The fortune I got read, "You will touch the hearts of many."
User avatar #20 to #12 - itemexchange (09/10/2013) [-]
fortune=add in bed
book= add in yours pants

everybody poops....
#49 to #20 - creepyunclebob (09/10/2013) [-]
A Song of Ice and Fire...
User avatar #51 to #49 - itemexchange (09/10/2013) [-]
please dont stick icy hot in your pants
User avatar #22 to #20 - jakedertree (09/10/2013) [-]
True Crime.....
User avatar #23 to #22 - itemexchange (09/10/2013) [-]
well youv got stephen kings "the dark tower"
#40 to #23 - Rascal (09/10/2013) [-]
Which in turn begets Mandingo?
User avatar #41 to #40 - itemexchange (09/10/2013) [-]
? youv lost me
#101 to #41 - Rascal (09/11/2013) [-]
It's a porn star known for his massive, black member.
User avatar #102 to #101 - itemexchange (09/11/2013) [-]
lol awesome
#38 - blueghost (09/10/2013) [-]
By opening the second cookie, I created a paradox that the universe has yet to resolve
User avatar #66 to #62 - blueghost (09/10/2013) [-]
I apologise, I must have forgotten to bring my 37.5 megapixel Leica S Medium Format DSLR Camera with the 24mm f/3.5 Super-Elmar-S ASPH Lens into the cheap chinese buffet down the street. I will be better prepared next time
#95 to #66 - megusters (09/11/2013) [-]
Or you can just use that nokia phone with 40 something megapixels.
Or you can just use that nokia phone with 40 something megapixels.
User avatar #75 to #38 - sorcha (09/11/2013) [-]
What does the first one say ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - spawnsy (09/11/2013) [-]
Pick another fortune cookie
User avatar #77 to #76 - sorcha (09/11/2013) [-]
thank you
#78 to #77 - spawnsy (09/11/2013) [-]
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#42 - kalendric (09/10/2013) [-]
oh, this is getting good
#73 to #42 - excaliboner (09/11/2013) [-]
where is this pic from? a manga, doujin, anime?
#106 to #73 - kalendric (09/11/2013) [-]
it's Kuroki from watamote. It's very sad.
#43 to #42 - iitoxictz (09/10/2013) [-]
Enjoyable pic, thumb for you and this random nami-franky picture.
#46 to #43 - kalendric (09/10/2013) [-]
nami-franky?
User avatar #47 to #46 - iitoxictz (09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, in this episode the warlord Trafldor or w/e his name was, swapped their bodies, Nami is franky Franky is chopper, chopper is sanji, sanji is....Ironically enough he is Nami.
#85 - kndz (09/11/2013) [-]
#83 - Bacula (09/11/2013) [-]
I think i read that wrong.
#55 - sylvanio (09/10/2013) [-]
I cant read this.
#69 to #55 - niggastolemyname (09/11/2013) [-]
MFW sittong 5 feet away and still can read it
User avatar #58 to #55 - shadowstepone (09/10/2013) [-]
her's says "soon you will be sitting on top of the world"
his says "while you may be one person in the world, to someone you may be the world"
#26 to #21 - mrtbb (09/10/2013) [-]
Used the "hover to enlarge" option.
I don't know what I expected.
#52 - mcswoof (09/10/2013) [-]
Boyfriend's FW
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#81 - anonkneemouse (09/11/2013) [-]
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#94 - potatoho (09/11/2013) [-]
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#97 - jdoggpwns (09/11/2013) [-]
**jdoggpwns rolled a random image posted in comment #283 at Anime Recommendation Thread ** my girlfriend
#59 - slimeywaffles (09/10/2013) [-]
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