we're all in hell. Im not looking for thumbs I just want someone to disprove this so I can go back to living normally. togi' I just thought of this now. There ;
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we're all in hell

we're all in hell. Im not looking for thumbs I just want someone to disprove this so I can go back to living normally. togi' I just thought of this now. There ;

Im not looking for thumbs I just want someone to disprove this so I can go back to living normally

togi'
I just thought of this now. There ; r,'
planets( were counting pluto its real
to me) in our solar system and 9
circles of hell. On the last circle is a
frozen land where satan is and pluto
is frozen. Earth the Bed planet from
the sun is the Bed circle for the
glutinous people. And in society
today its normal to greedy. If you read
more about the Bed level try to
resemble it to earth and the people.
So maybe were all in hell.
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#4 - anonmynous (09/10/2013) [-]
And we were cast out of the glorious sun world to look upon it in envy. Although we long for its comfort, Ironically it burns to look at. Were are forever doomed to circle it, lost in the void.
User avatar #31 to #4 - married (09/10/2013) [-]
That's deep what do you think about it
#9 - John Cena (09/10/2013) [-]
I started off trying to disprove this but actually... Circle 1 is about being in almost heaven, knowing a heaven exists and being denied it. To live on Mercury one would have to contend with being neither in daylight or sunlight and stuck in some horrible middle always moving to avoid freezing or burning to death (like Crematoria only slower). Circle 2 is lust where lovers are torn apart by fierce winds. The atmosphere of Venus (love goddess) is several times that of earth with extreme heat and corrosion and pressure and high-intensity upper atmosphere storms with hypercane-level winds. 3 is gluttony but it's more about selfishness where people are so engrossed in gratifying their own needs they ignore everyone around them. 4. In circle 4 Greed the wealthy in power are forced to joust with the those who inherited and squandered their wealth using giant boulders strapped to their chests as weapons. Phobos and Deimos the moons of Mars are two giant asteroids trapped by the gravity...
User avatar #12 to #9 - Crusader (09/10/2013) [-]
Crematoria

I like you anon, you aren't useless
#5 - imadethisforitems (09/10/2013) [-]
I like it, but 3ed?
User avatar #8 to #5 - brucekillah (09/10/2013) [-]
how much of a prick do you feel like, sir?
User avatar #18 to #8 - imadethisforitems (09/10/2013) [-]
I don't feel like a prick.
User avatar #13 to #8 - married (09/10/2013) [-]
I don't really I just feel stupid for putting 3ed
#24 to #5 - John Cena (09/10/2013) [-]
Well for some reason, this seems to be a screenshot of a phone's touchscreen. As touchscreens are the worst abomination ever invented, typing on one is horrific.
Tbh we should applaud for the content being legible at all.
User avatar #58 to #24 - imadethisforitems (09/10/2013) [-]
It isn't even hard to type on a touch screen if you have a tiny bit of intelligence and finger control.
User avatar #6 to #5 - married (09/10/2013) [-]
I may have some form of down syndrome. And that is why I put 3ed instead 3rd
#16 to #6 - acerose (09/10/2013) [-]
e and r are right next to each other, that is an acceptable typo.
User avatar #96 to #16 - bulbakip (09/11/2013) [-]
Yes but twice in a row is unacceptable.
User avatar #98 to #5 - bubbabrent (09/11/2013) [-]
"The Thed"
#33 - shine (09/10/2013) [-]
Holy Hell it actually kinda works
Mercury - Limbo - Caught in a perpetual light and dark, so close but so far from god
Venus - Lust - Swirling atmosphere, high pressure, swirled around
Earth - Glutinous - Pretty explanatory
Mars - Horders and wasters - Large boulders every where, soon will be inhabited by only the rich
Astroid Belt - River styx
Jupiter - Wrathful - Constant hurricane and red eye
Saturn - City of dis/heretics - Surrounded by wall (Rings) Also saturn is golden representing the burning crypts
Uranus - Wrathful - Surrounded by a ring or river phlegethon, home to suicides, warmongers, and the gays lol
Neptune - Deceitful- Far from god
Large abyss - Giants well
Pluto - Traitorous - Cold ice, frozen as far from god as possible
User avatar #77 to #33 - bothemastaofall (09/10/2013) [-]
Its a good tthing that the river styx is Catholic and so it would fit into this
User avatar #63 to #33 - ohcrapitsjersey (09/10/2013) [-]
Had to log in to see Uranus, hue.
#95 - varke ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
3ed?? what the hell English is not even my primary language and even i know that is wrong
3ed?? what the hell English is not even my primary language and even i know that is wrong
User avatar #100 to #95 - rekkan (09/11/2013) [-]
And where exactly does it say that english is his primary language?
#101 to #100 - varke ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
in ur mom
User avatar #113 - foelkera (09/11/2013) [-]
>3ed

english goodly writed
#103 - lolerbot (09/11/2013) [-]
3ed
3ed
User avatar #102 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
There is actually a little-known tenth circle of hell, created specifically for OP's English teachers. There's no fire or implements of torture-they just have to read this post over and over again for the rest of eternity.
User avatar #104 to #102 - married (09/11/2013) [-]
I'm george Zimmerman and this post is trevon Martin. I dont care I killed this post I'm just going to fix it and post it again like every op on funnyjunk
User avatar #108 to #104 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
Hey, it could be worse. You've pulled a fair number of thumbs, so plenty of people were able to overlook the grammatical errors. My internal Nazi was...not so forgiving.
#131 to #108 - rakuraimasuta (09/11/2013) [-]
I feel your pain
User avatar #88 - Twigspeaker (09/10/2013) [-]
But... There are thirteen planets in our solar system.

If you're going to count dwarf planets like Pluto, you should also include Ceres, Haumea, Makemake and Eris.
Hell, Eris is bigger than Pluto anyway, stop being biased, OP.
#15 - John Cena (09/10/2013) [-]
"Glutinous people"......i'm struggling to breath
#17 to #15 - MuayThaiFarang (09/10/2013) [-]
Like Snowmen made of rice.
#20 to #15 - konstantinosm (09/10/2013) [-]
thats propbably because you was glutinous
#116 - bigbaddrag (09/11/2013) [-]
3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed    
   
I can't deal with this
3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed 3ed

I can't deal with this
#90 - oxYKellark (09/10/2013) [-]
>makes interesting observation   
>everyone rages   
>3ed   
>y
>makes interesting observation
>everyone rages
>3ed
>y
#125 to #90 - esmebuffay (09/11/2013) [-]
Rome was such a 			*******		 great show.
Rome was such a ******* great show.
#138 to #125 - oxYKellark (09/11/2013) [-]
Oh my yes.
Oh my yes.
#141 to #138 - esmebuffay (09/11/2013) [-]
I watched it for the first time a couple of months ago after putting it off for so long, now I regret putting it off, I just wish it had lasted longer.
I watched it for the first time a couple of months ago after putting it off for so long, now I regret putting it off, I just wish it had lasted longer.
#60 - zerojaxx (09/10/2013) [-]
>3ed   
is this some kind of a joke
>3ed
is this some kind of a joke
#74 - John Cena (09/10/2013) [-]
pluto is not a planet just because you think it is, there is major proofing and classifying that goes into deciding whether something is a planet or not. this decision was made by actual scientists, not some teenager on the internet with nostalgic problems.
i hate these kind of people so much
#118 to #74 - John Cena (09/11/2013) [-]
YOU CAN'T TELL PLUTO HE'S NOT A PLANET HE CAN BE WHATEVER HE DAMN WELL WANTS TO BE.
User avatar #37 - mango (09/10/2013) [-]
The "threed" level?
#124 - FatherPedobear (09/11/2013) [-]
I got a bj last week. I don't think we'd be allowed bj's in Hell.
User avatar #129 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (09/11/2013) [-]
3ed?
User avatar #123 - keiishiyama (09/11/2013) [-]
With grammar like that, this theory of being in Hell isn't so outlandish.
#122 - John Cena (09/11/2013) [-]
Or. OR. Or it could be that the 9 circles were made up by a guy and we just happen to be putting them into the context of 8 planets and a dwarf.

Humans will look for patterns even when there are none. That's how we are. Our brains will naturally look for patterns everywhere in everything.
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