The Shithouse Poet Returns. write your responses and ill write the highest thumbed one.. "With this ink we unite our nation, through the impervious means of defecation. Armed with truth, we renounce their goals, from the cold seat of our surfac
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#32 to #30 - chargrilledawesome (09/10/2013) [-]
Considering that Star Trek teleportation consists of a persons entire being becoming copied, disintegrated, and moved to another position where it is reassembled exactly the same, and that no movement is involved, that joke is pretty weak.
User avatar #47 to #32 - theundone (09/10/2013) [-]
There he is boys and girls, the "life of the party".
User avatar #58 to #32 - elvarj (09/10/2013) [-]
Thank you, Buzz Killington.
#64 to #58 - falloutreaper (09/10/2013) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
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User avatar #100 to #97 - sirfiiddlesticks (09/10/2013) [-]
WHAT THE **** ARE YOU GUYS DOING
User avatar #59 - mrnoodlez (09/10/2013) [-]
Ahem. Here I sit in smelly vapor, as someone stole the toilet paper. Shall I leave, shall I linger, or shall I be force to use my finger?
#65 to #59 - lordpancake (09/10/2013) [-]
That was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
User avatar #107 to #65 - unicornmangina (09/10/2013) [-]
omg squidgirl
User avatar #29 - ipostcheesepizza (09/10/2013) [-]
"Here I sit and contemplate, should I **** or masturbate?"
#50 to #29 - slowshade (09/10/2013) [-]
why not both?    
   
pic related its >yfw
why not both?

pic related its >yfw
#129 to #50 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
This doesn't work trust me.
User avatar #161 to #129 - slowshade (09/11/2013) [-]
i dont think your trying hard enough
User avatar #11 - peacefullychaotic (09/10/2013) [-]
"With this ink we unite our nation,
through the impervious means of defecation.
Armed with truth, we renounce their goals,
from the cold seat of our surface stained, porcelain bowls.
For the sanitized media they'd hang in our eyes,
Reeks of what hangs inbetween my thighs...
Because the only thing clogged in this frontier of flies,
is the flushing truth of all. their. lies."
User avatar #119 to #11 - Ekans (09/10/2013) [-]
.... Copy cat
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User avatar #96 to #11 - IamSofaKingdom (09/10/2013) [-]
I am liking the lines and the choice of words but some of the syllables get really long in specific lines and are in general very sporadic which gives it a choppy reading rhythm.
User avatar #135 to #96 - jacksipian (09/11/2013) [-]
i concur.
User avatar #165 to #135 - peacefullychaotic (09/11/2013) [-]
I don't.
#46 to #11 - ethkot (09/10/2013) [-]
surprised no one used this yet
User avatar #49 to #11 - deepgreen (09/10/2013) [-]
great poem, is 'frontier of flies' to be interpreted literally? Because I couldn't find any other meanings to it.
User avatar #51 to #49 - peacefullychaotic (09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah.
#14 to #11 - kettleftw (09/10/2013) [-]
that was beautiful
User avatar #21 to #11 - sanshi (09/10/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who read that thinking of Team Rocket?
User avatar #104 to #21 - itemexchange (09/10/2013) [-]
i hope not cus thats what its based off
User avatar #164 to #104 - peacefullychaotic (09/11/2013) [-]
I can confirm this.
User avatar #12 to #11 - peacefullychaotic (09/10/2013) [-]
What am I doing with my life.
#16 to #12 - upsiepoopsie (09/10/2013) [-]
I don't know but you should be a published author.
User avatar #45 to #16 - peacefullychaotic (09/10/2013) [-]
Honestly I probably will, eventually. I'm 16, and I really have no clue how life 'n' stuff works.

But hey.
#28 to #11 - masarua (09/10/2013) [-]
Meowth: That's right!
Meowth: That's right!
User avatar #138 to #28 - girguy (09/11/2013) [-]
what the pooping ****
I replied to his comment and said that, then looked at the replies and saw that you already said it

hivemind
User avatar #108 to #28 - harbingerwolf (09/10/2013) [-]
Jesus **** , saw that pic, read your comment, laughed, looked back and shat myself.
User avatar #62 to #22 - peacefullychaotic (09/10/2013) [-]
This is 4chan.
User avatar #115 to #22 - theafroman (09/10/2013) [-]
"Bitch I came to take a **** , not discuss philosophy!"
User avatar #154 to #22 - mistafishy (09/11/2013) [-]
I wish I ******* pursued art...
User avatar #15 - animepost (09/10/2013) [-]
No porcelain safe. No toilet. No sink.
My pen is louder than bright orange ink.


sorry, that "bear" comic 9 posts back has inspire me to rhyme.
User avatar #74 - pillsmakeitgrow (09/10/2013) [-]
Poop backwards is poop
User avatar #128 to #74 - akumaxoji (09/10/2013) [-]
I don't believe you
#79 to #74 - windmagevaati ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
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#106 to #79 - kaycie (09/10/2013) [-]
this thread is now tmnt
this thread is now tmnt
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#70 - vanillasmoke (09/10/2013) [-]
here i sit all broken hearted tried to 			****		 but only farted, then one day i took a chance, tried to fart and 			****		 my pants.   
   
some come here to sit and think some come here to 			****		 and think but i come here to scratch my balls and read the writings on the stalls.
here i sit all broken hearted tried to **** but only farted, then one day i took a chance, tried to fart and **** my pants.

some come here to sit and think some come here to **** and think but i come here to scratch my balls and read the writings on the stalls.
User avatar #137 to #70 - jacksipian (09/11/2013) [-]
what song is that based off of? it seems familiar
User avatar #153 to #137 - vanillasmoke (09/11/2013) [-]
i honestly couldn't tell you, probably a nursery rhyme
#103 to #35 - xtremehivoltage (09/10/2013) [-]
"your mom is a mom" Canadian grafitti at its finest Only canada pic i have :/
User avatar #131 to #35 - germed (09/11/2013) [-]
The one I found on the first Left 4 Dead years ago was better.
"Here I sit, broken hearted,"
"Came to **** , and the apocolypse started"

No idea why they changed the last line.
#36 to #35 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
i actually meant to post this one instead _ oops
User avatar #37 to #36 - dragostarc (09/10/2013) [-]
"They don't eat feet, I am a doctor." Seems legit
User avatar #139 to #36 - mangostormlegend (09/11/2013) [-]
One of life's greatest mysteries:

"Do zombies poop?"
#38 to #36 - tehtrollface (09/10/2013) [-]
>mfw I flushed it 50 times and now it DOWSN'T WORK

User avatar #39 to #38 - tehtrollface (09/10/2013) [-]
Son of a bitch. Doesn't*
User avatar #67 - CrabFace (09/10/2013) [-]
Here i sit, quite elated. Came to **** but masturbated.
#43 - Skajaquada (09/10/2013) [-]
Now... what do you think.... the ********* poet MEANT by that?
#61 to #43 - decoyoctopus (09/10/2013) [-]
Well, maybe he feels oppressed by an Orwellian overlord, so he lashes out with guerilla style poetry and what not...
User avatar #55 - telekinesis (09/10/2013) [-]
Here I sit
Same as ever
took a dump and pulled the lever
the toilet clogged and the water flowed
look out world it's a motherload
-Beavis
#24 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
here i sit
broken hearted
tried to ****
but only farted
User avatar #147 to #24 - tisjunkisdamnfunny ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
i still root for anon sometimes
#80 - umbramortis (09/10/2013) [-]
Found this one carved into the door of an outhouse at a scout camp in New Mexico:
"Stoners live and stoners die
but in the end we all get high
so if at first you don't succeed
**** it all and smoke some weed"
#33 - dvdfaust ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Most bathroom haikus are never
too interesting or clever
but limerick stalls
while I scratch my balls
are some of the funniest ever.

(pic related: it's limerick.)
User avatar #155 to #33 - mistafishy (09/11/2013) [-]
"Franky, when's Pa coming home?"
User avatar #162 to #155 - dvdfaust ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
(what?)
User avatar #166 to #162 - mistafishy (09/11/2013) [-]
read "Angela's Ashes."

It's actually a ******* awesome book.

There's a part where the characters poetically jerk off to sheep...

Memoir.
User avatar #167 to #166 - dvdfaust ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
What's it about? Who wrote it? What's the style?
#168 to #167 - mistafishy (09/11/2013) [-]
It's a first person memoir about a guy named Frank McCourt who immigrated from Ireland as a baby to the US.... then back to Ireland as a little kid which set the dude back BIG time because everyone was up in his grill callin' him a "Yank."

It goes through his life until adulthood and is set in Limerick, which is part of the book's title because his mother, Angela, has to put up with the husband's drunk **** , the upbringing of two boys and the unseen effects that Franky had on her which he realized after adulthood.

In the end, when you think about it, it's about a lot of things. You can see it as being about the mother's suffering, or Franky's childhood [which is most basic, but deffinetely the most entertaining... that kid's whacked] or even Ireland.

It's set in the depression so some things are grim, but extremely appreciable.

Best book my school made me read.
User avatar #169 to #168 - dvdfaust ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
It sounds like I'd either love it or hate it. Thanks. In the meantime, you check out American Gods.
User avatar #158 - xgrandmoffx (09/11/2013) [-]
They paint over me, but I am not a quitter,
For so long as I breathe, I shall paint the ******* .
User avatar #68 - futureofmlb (09/10/2013) [-]
Someone wrote this in our bathroom and I thought it was genious. Now I'm mad that it isnt original
#121 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
old poem. Used to see this on bathroom walls in the local disco.

They wash these walls, as they do the floor; but the ********** poet has written more.
User avatar #66 - Rvalldrgg (09/10/2013) [-]
From a stall at a local county fairgrounds:
"When in life, you don't succeed,
Just **** it all, and smack some weed."
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