teeth. .. Why does my dentist never teach me life lessons? He just kinda scrapes my gums till I bleed. teeth Why does my dentist never teach me life lessons? He just kinda scrapes gums till I bleed
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#3 - drzix
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Why does my dentist never teach me life lessons? He just kinda scrapes my gums till I bleed.
#22 to #3 - Kekuchi
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Some dentists may be good at what they do but they have really ****** people skills and tend to stay quiet and awkward almost the entire session.
#4 to #3 - kroko ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Because you didn't floss.
#32 to #4 - folkflunky
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(09/11/2013) [-]
You know, I'd do that. I mean, what the hell, I'll scream in pain but I'll laugh like a retard afterwards. Sounds like a plan.
#10 - aesis
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(09/10/2013) [-]
My rabbit died yesterday, and I had her for 8 long years.
#16 to #10 - amdim
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Who the **** has a pet rabbit? Are you ******* retarded?
#12 to #10 - arcticvenom
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(09/10/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw/vzhuGim/You+re+doing+it+wrong+1/
It's about some guy ******** a rabbit
I'm so sorry for your loss....
#17 to #10 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Pull your teeth out!
#20 to #10 - babs
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(09/10/2013) [-]
lost my cat a year ago, had that cat for 12 years and he was my rock through my parents divorce. it hurts like hell.
#29 to #10 - oceanfrank ONLINE
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(09/11/2013) [-]
please stop, I have a pet rabbit I left back home and I'm at Uni and I REALLY dont wanna think about this.
please stop, I have a pet rabbit I left back home and I'm at Uni and I REALLY dont wanna think about this.
#33 to #10 - willypmedina
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Ok histoy time.
>Be me 8 years ago
>I was 10 years old and I had a bunny pipe was his name.
>I loved that fluffy beast of valhalla and he had the balls as big as carrots.
>Three years later he was to big ( he was a camp bunny, and my grandfather gave it to me for my birthday)
>My parents gave it to my father and told me that he was going to live in a big farm where he would run the whole day.
>I'm happy for him and I don't suspect a single ****.
>Fast forward one week.
>We are going to eat ************ goat ( wich is a delicious plate in my country9
>My mom didn't eat I suspected but I was enjoing that ****.
>3 years later pipe "died" from a heart atack and my grandfather buried him.
>I cried like a little bitch I really loved that bunny and I didn't had time to visit him since the farm thing.
>Two weeks later we were in a family reunion and my grandfather was drunk.
>He confessed as a joke that we ate pipe as goat that week ( bunny and goat taste like the same **** and that is why my mom didn't ate)
>I cried and didn't trust in anyone since that day.
>Pic related: is pipe 7 years ago

Rest in peace you wonderful beast.
#35 to #10 - jeej ONLINE
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Everything will be okay, I'm so sorry for your loss..
#43 to #10 - amdim
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(12/12/2013) [-]
Who the **** has a pet rabbit? Are you ******* retarded?
#19 to #10 - fozzoul ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
My cat died 3 weeks ago, he was 18 years old... we ******* grew up together. you cannot believe how unnatural it feels knowing that he wont scratch my door in the morning or annoy me with his constant need for attention... i miss him so ******* much..
#26 to #10 - siridontcare
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Kinzukoro is an ancient chinese art that repairs any broken pottery or ceramics by melding it back together, and filling in the cracks with a golden lacquer.

And then you realize it's more beautiful for having been broken.


What I am trying to say is: Pet cemetery to revive that ******.
#34 to #10 - killerblue
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(09/11/2013) [-]
My gecko died recently, I had him for 8 years
#37 to #10 - nosensephenom
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(09/11/2013) [-]
If I'm reading the content correctly, you should rub your tongue over where she used to live.
#21 to #10 - catsarekittiestoo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I'm really sorry for your loss.
I'm really sorry for your loss.
#2 - nyawgga
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Kinzukoro is an ancient chinese art that repairs any broken pottery or ceramics by melding it back together, and filling in the cracks with a golden lacquer.

And then you realize it's more beautiful for having been broken.
#23 to #2 - Jowi
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(09/10/2013) [-]
It's Kintsukuroi! And I know because it's my favourite word. I have it tattooed on my back
#6 to #2 - adu
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Looking for this?
#7 to #6 - omoshiroi
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(09/10/2013) [-]
This. Also it's japanese.
#9 to #7 - nyawgga
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(09/10/2013) [-]
because it matters
because it matters
#31 to #9 - hanakoikezawa
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Huge difference in language and culture that's for sure.
#8 to #6 - nyawgga
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(09/10/2013) [-]
#25 - TheWinBot
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(09/10/2013) [-]
no no no im not falling for this. This is definitely the beginning of some kind of cheap ploy to get me to invest in expensive replacement teeth.    
   
   
"You just need .. to find someone to fill that gap, don't you child? Someone just like these 'dentists choice porcelain invisilign G series tooth replacement units'. Boy wouldn't that be nice..."
no no no im not falling for this. This is definitely the beginning of some kind of cheap ploy to get me to invest in expensive replacement teeth.


"You just need .. to find someone to fill that gap, don't you child? Someone just like these 'dentists choice porcelain invisilign G series tooth replacement units'. Boy wouldn't that be nice..."
#28 to #25 - Anonymooses
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Will it even make people like me!?
#27 - thepink
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(09/10/2013) [-]
>my dentist: "oopsie daisies..."   
   
>my other dentist: "calm down, this shouldn't hurt at all"   
   
>my other other dentist: "holy ****, you need a root canal.  Like, really bad kid."   
   
God I hate dentists...
>my dentist: "oopsie daisies..."

>my other dentist: "calm down, this shouldn't hurt at all"

>my other other dentist: "holy ****, you need a root canal. Like, really bad kid."

God I hate dentists...
#36 to #27 - weirdvintagegirl
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(09/11/2013) [-]
A root canal, huh? Is your _ other_ other dentist Orin Scrivello, D.D.S?
#41 to #36 - thepink
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(09/11/2013) [-]
I spy with my little eye...




what you did there.
#15 - OsamaBinLadenz
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Thanks for the highlights. I wasn't sure what to read.
#1 - shagtastic
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#39 to #1 - nekogami
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(09/11/2013) [-]
he was my favorite avatar character. my second favorite was toph.
#42 to #39 - potterrr
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(09/11/2013) [-]
toph you say
toph you say
#14 - undiscovered
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(09/10/2013) [-]
And that's why dentists have a high suicide rate ...
#24 - vanoreo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
This is what Dentistry school is for
#18 - imofcnotharveydent
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(09/10/2013) [-]
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