whoops.... . I didn' t sleep well last night so I made my coffee,. ‘ morning with Red water. I got ball? we warent ll. Instead of water, use Red Bull. Instead of coffee, use coffee and crushed up Aderall. Learn what colours taste like for the rest of the day.
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#77 - CatholicPriest (09/10/2013) [-]
what the pedestrians saw
what the pedestrians saw
User avatar #146 to #77 - alltimetens (09/10/2013) [-]
The person that made this gif had to go through the pain of going frame by frame, carefully removing the bike from the photos.
User avatar #149 to #146 - biggydy (09/10/2013) [-]
And he made a masterpiece. I salute that guy, he is an hero.
User avatar #150 to #149 - alltimetens (09/10/2013) [-]
I don't know if that "an" was put there intentionally.
User avatar #151 to #150 - biggydy (09/10/2013) [-]
It was.
User avatar #152 to #151 - alltimetens (09/10/2013) [-]
Figures. There is a meme that was made after some kid committed suicide over his iPod. His family/friend wrote an article with horrible grammar, calling him "an hero"
User avatar #153 to #152 - biggydy (09/10/2013) [-]
I know. But still it was kind of risky to write "an hero" since many people wouldn't understand and will make fun of me and/or thumb me down.
User avatar #154 to #153 - alltimetens (09/10/2013) [-]
I understand. The meme is kind of old, and there are a **** ton of newfags.
User avatar #90 to #77 - calibroflower (09/10/2013) [-]
this
User avatar #93 to #90 - horribleperson (09/10/2013) [-]
Thanks for clearing it up for me! I was wondering if this was indeed this.
User avatar #3 - gwlk (09/10/2013) [-]
Instead of water, use Red Bull. Instead of coffee, use coffee and crushed up Aderall.

Learn what colours taste like for the rest of the day.
#68 to #3 - seizure (09/10/2013) [-]
***** I'mma try this **** and if it doesn't work or I OD or something I'll be stalking you for the rest of my life
#86 to #3 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ please no one do this.
#88 to #3 - nickbeauchamp (09/10/2013) [-]
and walk around looking like this all day
and walk around looking like this all day
#32 to #3 - murpmurp ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Yup, that tasted purple!
#134 to #32 - JuliusC ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
LOL
League of Legends
User avatar #54 to #3 - xecoq (09/10/2013) [-]
or snort 2 grams of pure caffeine
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#67 to #59 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
The lethal dose of caffeine is much higher than 2 g.
User avatar #81 to #67 - bjornkrage ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
around 15 grams

still, it's hella lot caffeine
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User avatar #168 to #165 - bjornkrage ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
probably would.
wikipedia said that the lethal dose were 200 milligrams per kilo, so i just guessed it'd be the total amount in the bloodstream.
User avatar #80 to #3 - kolpster (09/10/2013) [-]
>Instead of coffee, use coffee
>lolwut
User avatar #20 to #3 - deescalation ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
And then write and publish an essay on the topic
#11 to #3 - egosumproxi ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#5 - mkoala (09/10/2013) [-]
#15 to #5 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
yes because it redbull doesn't have any mass.
#95 to #15 - hor (09/10/2013) [-]
What are you even trying to say?
#103 to #5 - navestotwo (09/10/2013) [-]
GET THE DUBFIBRILLATOR

CLEARRR
User avatar #1 - salai (09/09/2013) [-]
I was helping a friend on a film-set for his short-movie and after some 20 hours (we had to do takes all night long) some other guy mixed some booster (cheap red bull) with his coffee, he ran around for 15 minutes telling everyone what to do and then passed out.
User avatar #17 to #1 - insaneguy (09/10/2013) [-]
passed out or died?
#18 to #17 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
I think he said passed out.
User avatar #6 - scoobi (09/10/2013) [-]
Pour redbull into coffee

Lick wall

"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries."
#26 to #6 - batgirlfucker (09/10/2013) [-]
Roald Dahl, a short while before his death that snozberries was a slang term used in his youth, that meant penis
User avatar #8 to #6 - lawerancearm (09/10/2013) [-]
and in the straight-jacket scream "We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams!"
#4 - pedocommando (09/10/2013) [-]
GOTTA GO FAST.
User avatar #69 - thewhimsicalfox (09/10/2013) [-]
Funny junk is all about timing... Uploaded this yesterday.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4781527/Redbull/


Not bitching though, just remarking. Glad the funny content got shared somehow Thumbed up.
User avatar #142 to #69 - homebray (09/10/2013) [-]
try around 4pm pacific standard time
#55 - aTastyCooky (09/10/2013) [-]
God damnit!
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#65 to #55 - chargrilledawesome ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Someone who actually likes SWTOR    
Mfw it's my second favourite MMORPG
Someone who actually likes SWTOR
Mfw it's my second favourite MMORPG
User avatar #73 to #65 - sargentcucumber (09/10/2013) [-]
First one is?
User avatar #75 to #73 - chargrilledawesome ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Star Trek Online
#23 - sdeco (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - Dember ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
I've had a sleep disorder since I was about six or younger in which sleeping "too often" (such as nightly) is difficult for me - I only get tired every two or three days on average, and can stay up for four with little to no loss of mental function.
Hit my record when I was in my early teen years: five and a half, nearly six days; but I was a living zombie by that point and crashed for a full twenty-four hours. Can't imagine that was very healthy.

Ironically, I've always seemed to be unusually caffeine-resistant. ... Even I shudder to think what would happen if I tried red bull and coffee, though. Maybe mix an energy drink with espresso or something? I don't want to find out.

In regards to sleeping schedule, the only side-effects I've found thus far are chronic dark circles under my eyes, however.
Who knows, maybe my father was just a panda with a bad case of insomnia.
#38 to #28 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
Whoa there I didn't ask for your life story.
#43 to #38 - Dember ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
That's why I didn't ask you to read it. =D
User avatar #58 to #28 - asongulol (09/10/2013) [-]
you just need to fap more often.
User avatar #97 to #58 - Dember ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
I tested this theory long ago... Hand gets tired and wears out long before I do. :<
#29 to #28 - dedaluminus (09/10/2013) [-]
Do you look anything like this?
#34 to #29 - Dember ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
No, more like this, but with better skin.





And also lips.
#35 to #34 - dedaluminus (09/10/2013) [-]
What a waste. You were an awkward sitting position, a pathological love of sweets, and a weird way of holding a cell-phone away from being a rich, incredible detective.

Now your career options have boiled down to Keith Richards' stunt double.
User avatar #13 - Brezi (09/10/2013) [-]
Hammy stops time scene with changed music red bull + squirrel = slow motion
#100 to #13 - navestotwo (09/10/2013) [-]
Over the Hedge was a good movie
Over the Hedge was a good movie
#159 - riarden (09/10/2013) [-]
Oh god i can finally use this
Oh god i can finally use this
#144 - dishesaredone (09/10/2013) [-]
I made coffee with coffee for double the caffeine
User avatar #87 - noblekira (09/10/2013) [-]
I poured red bull in my coffee this morning i event went as far as to go even more went look like
User avatar #106 to #87 - tehpwnz (09/10/2013) [-]
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
User avatar #45 - lawander **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [-]
redbull instead of water

3legit
#24 - lolchris (09/10/2013) [-]
Those two tried that at home
#30 to #24 - burnitup (09/10/2013) [-]
WELL? WE'RE WAITING. HOW WAS IT???
#33 to #31 - burnitup (09/10/2013) [-]
More power to ya breh.
#98 to #24 - JMF (09/10/2013) [-]
Double Glazed.
#91 - benderisgreat (09/10/2013) [-]
I prefer NOS
User avatar #101 to #91 - copycopy (09/10/2013) [-]
NOS is awesome!
#122 to #91 - mvtjets ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
POWERED BY NOS   
HRBHRHBRHBRBRBRBRBRBRHBRHBRHBHR
POWERED BY NOS
HRBHRHBRHBRBRBRBRBRBRHBRHBRHBHR
User avatar #123 to #122 - benderisgreat (09/10/2013) [-]
They should call it "hold on to your ******* pants"
User avatar #82 - kennnny **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [-]
His heartbeat now sounds like dubstep.
#89 to #82 - zzjames (09/10/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
#83 to #82 - tarantallegra (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm imagining him going to the doctors.   
The doctor uses that thing I can't remember what's called, to listen to his heartbeat   
and it's all   
&quot;DROP THE BASS. BOOOW WUB WUB WUB WUB&quot;   
And the doctor just picture
I'm imagining him going to the doctors.
The doctor uses that thing I can't remember what's called, to listen to his heartbeat
and it's all
"DROP THE BASS. BOOOW WUB WUB WUB WUB"
And the doctor just picture
#84 to #83 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [-]
Stethoscope. The word you're looking for is stethoscope.
User avatar #85 to #84 - tarantallegra (09/10/2013) [-]
Ah, thank you.
#61 - kampi (09/10/2013) [-]
< related
User avatar #99 to #61 - megatrollinator (09/10/2013) [-]
Really? I did that yesterday, and all I could do was see sound
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