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#4 - thekeeperofthumbs
Reply +309
(09/09/2013) [-]
mfw I have no intention of driving in my lifetime
mfw I have no intention of driving in my lifetime
#385 to #4 - clappedcrack
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
well done, feel proud
#317 to #4 - jordanish
Reply +4
(09/10/2013) [-]
you use a picture of the greatest co-pilot, who flew the fastest ship in the galaxy, to illustrate that you don't care about driving. Oh the irony
#330 to #317 - thekeeperofthumbs
Reply +2
(09/10/2013) [-]
**thekeeperofthumbs rolls 06** mfw I realized this
#299 to #4 - clittyrubquick
Reply +1
(09/10/2013) [-]
I'm with you. Do you have a driver's license?
#288 to #4 - superintrovert
Reply +2
(09/10/2013) [-]
I'm with this guy, name extremely relevant.
#138 to #4 - roguevocoderblitz
Reply -3
(09/10/2013) [-]
How come your not going to drive??
#465 to #138 - roguevocoderblitz
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
Thats was a serious question dont know why all the red thumbs...
#36 to #4 - traelos
Reply -5
(09/10/2013) [-]
And how exactly do you plan to manage that?
#72 to #36 - chthulhu
Reply +5
(09/10/2013) [-]
Take the bus, or bike over there. Anything not reachable via that method can be reached by plane or taxi.
#97 to #72 - traelos
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
What if he wanted to go somewhere with less than 1,000,000 people per square foot?

The nearest taxi to my current location is at least 50 miles, and buses do not come here.
#248 to #97 - vigilum ONLINE
Reply +10
(09/10/2013) [-]
He could run.
10/10 endurance.
#43 to #36 - ilolzville
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
He'd hire a driver. Duh.
#45 to #43 - traelos
Reply -2
(09/10/2013) [-]
Hows he going to afford a driver without driving first?

Kinda hard to get a job with enough money to pay for a driver if you never leave the house.
#47 to #45 - ilolzville
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
Simple. He'd get a job working on a shipping boat as his first job (obviously parents excited that he actually got a job and is moving out would drive him around until he leaves for job. Then NEVER stop working on shipping boats until he had mad bread to buy a house and car and then pay for a driver. Then with said mad bread he could just make his money off of selling buying stock!
#48 to #47 - traelos
Reply -2
(09/10/2013) [-]
But what if he had to drive pirates away from his shipping boat?
#94 to #48 - miyam
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
Strength + 6.
#95 to #94 - traelos
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
What?
#96 to #95 - miyam
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
He will fight the pirates with the strength of Thor, as given to him by the magic button.
#98 to #96 - traelos
Reply +3
(09/10/2013) [-]
No no no.

That's still "driving" them off.

He would have to beat them down with a prius, anything else isn't allowed.
#100 to #98 - miyam
Reply +1
(09/10/2013) [-]
He could probably beat someone to death with a prius. It would make for a pretty embarrassing death too.
#102 to #100 - traelos
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, but he's still using a prius.

Like how embarrassing would it be to go to the tavern for some ale after driving away some pirates and while everyone else is showing off their flintlock pistols and cutlasses you have to pull out the gayest car since that one that was shaped like a dick.
#74 to #48 - ilolzville
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
what you did there
what you did there