Halo 3. pop culture. Look at that one! What kind of fhic is that, dad?" I haven' t the faintest! I' spent my whole life entirely consumed with pop culture... An

Halo 3

Halo 3. pop culture. Look at that one! What kind of fhic is that, dad?" I haven' t the faintest! I' spent my whole life entirely consumed with pop culture... An

pop culture

Look at that one! What kind of
fhic is that, dad?"
I haven' t the faintest! I' spent
my whole life entirely consumed
with pop culture... Anything
relevant I might have learned
about the natural world has long
been displaced with a list of
bands, movies, and video games
I have mindlessly consumed."
Look! He' s all puffy! I' m going to
call him Blushy."
You know what would be cooler?
Why don' t you call him... Halo 3?"
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#24 - charagrin (09/10/2013) [-]
MFW my daughters name is Cortana and my sons middle name is Kamina. Legit story, my fiance thinks they are Japanese names for "Peace" and "Child Of Love" respectively. She is half right.
User avatar #78 to #24 - checkandmate (09/10/2013) [-]
Where's Kamina from? Because I hope you know what it means.

Maybe it means something else in another language but as far as I know, its a hindi word that has the same connotation as asshole or arrogant **** or bitch. Just sayin.
#79 to #78 - hanabro (09/10/2013) [-]
How little you know.
How little you know.
User avatar #138 to #78 - charagrin (09/11/2013) [-]
It means "child of Love" in Japanese, Rascal in Hindi, and is the name of a primary city in the Congo. The fact that in Hindi it is a slang term means nothing. Crapper is a legit last name, it also means toilet. Same for John. Fag means a smoke, a bundle of sticks, or a gay person. Niger means the color black, ****** is a offensive slang term for a black person. Every word has many meanings.
User avatar #141 to #138 - checkandmate (09/11/2013) [-]
Well yeah I know Hindi so I recognized it immediately. As I said, it probably has other meanings in other languages.
#97 to #78 - makeeh (09/10/2013) [-]
Dont know about that but what i do know for sure is that kamina means fireplace in finnish
#110 to #97 - vaginismus (09/10/2013) [-]
It's kamiina and it means stove, actually.
#105 to #24 - applescryatnight (09/10/2013) [-]
i honestly considered naming my daughter cortana.
i think id go for Alyx though.
User avatar #28 to #24 - thechosentroll (09/10/2013) [-]
At least your kids'll be considered cool as **** in school.
User avatar #38 to #24 - benjamino (09/10/2013) [-]
I actually think Cortana is a pretty nice name.
#48 - midothegreat (09/10/2013) [-]
"cooler" doesn't even 			*******		 DESCRIBE IT
"cooler" doesn't even ******* DESCRIBE IT
#35 - staviemagee (09/10/2013) [-]
Does no one see the irony in the comment section?
#80 to #35 - meierme (09/10/2013) [-]
agreed, instead of taking it as it is, every one rants on about Halo.
#69 - killerblue (09/10/2013) [-]
No I'm Cooler
#87 - harbingerwolf (09/10/2013) [-]
This really gets me IRL, all too often i type in an animal and instead get bombarded by some video game enemy or band filling up the results. Franchises that have existed for mere years are more well known than species which have existed for hundreds of thousands...
This really gets me IRL, all too often i type in an animal and instead get bombarded by some video game enemy or band filling up the results. Franchises that have existed for mere years are more well known than species which have existed for hundreds of thousands...
#107 to #87 - shrekdurself (09/10/2013) [-]
I know a game that has a enemy which has the name of your arguement
Ultra Super Cool Anime First Person Experience Repetitive Title 51
Really good game you should buy it
#1 - tomtomat (09/09/2013) [-]
Is best game.
User avatar #17 to #1 - GhandisPimpCane (09/10/2013) [-]
Halo was the first xbox game i ever saw, but Halo 2 was the first i played. that game had the best soundtrack (which im listening to right now), the best multiplayer and community ever!
#74 to #1 - theholum (09/10/2013) [-]
I have an Xbox, but I haven't played any of the Halo games. Are they really worth it?
#75 to #74 - greeenman (09/10/2013) [-]
Honestly Halo 3 was the first game I got on Xbox and nothing has really been as fun as that game for me. Halo CE and Halo 2 are still the **** but Halo 3 was the pinnacle of the Halo series in my opinion, for campaign and multiplayer. Never really like ODST but I know a lot of people loved that too. But yeah the Halo games are totally worth it
#14 to #1 - waffie (09/10/2013) [-]
halo 1 and 2 best campaigns
multiplayer goes to 3
although that's just my opinion, feel free to have your own
User avatar #21 to #14 - tomtomat (09/10/2013) [-]
I disagree! Halo 2 had one of the worst campaigns imo, only 4 had a worse one.
#25 to #21 - waffie (09/10/2013) [-]
the amount of glitches in h2 + storyline gave it a real replay value for me
oh god i completely forgot about halo 4
that game is an abomination
User avatar #26 to #25 - tomtomat (09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I can't complain about the story. At least not on Arbiter's side. Chief is pretty uninteresting and I'm not that big on the set pieces. Glitches were fun, though, yeah.

Nah man, Halo 4 is not that bad. It's pretty good.
User avatar #95 to #25 - gunthar (09/10/2013) [-]
I dont know i think depending in which game you played first and got to be good at it makes you think is the best game, i liked the campaign and multiplayer in H3 but my favourite multiplayer goes to Reach but it could just be because i become quite good at reach. my opinion anyway.
User avatar #55 to #14 - priestoftheoldones (09/10/2013) [-]
Best campaign to 1, best multiplayer to 1, I loved that game. Do any people still play it?
#123 to #55 - waffie (09/10/2013) [-]
Im sure theres still a few people playing CE but the connections pretty poor
#103 to #1 - destructodan **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #119 to #103 - uberteddy (09/10/2013) [-]
Wow. In the old one, the elite grabbed Johnson's ass. In this one Johnson grabbed the elites.
#70 to #1 - tazzerz (09/10/2013) [-]
Halo 3 is best Halo.
Halo 3 is best Halo.
#15 to #1 - Grom (09/10/2013) [-]
here comes the **** storm of "hurr durr 343 ruined halo"
User avatar #43 to #15 - cubanwhiteman ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
I didnt realize so many people still played Halo 4.
I'm not saying they ruined it, but it pretty much lost it's touch.
User avatar #53 to #43 - priestoftheoldones (09/10/2013) [-]
It's a good game, but it's not halo anymore.
User avatar #127 to #43 - Grom (09/10/2013) [-]
i love it, sure its not the same thing as the original trilogy, but then again it's not supposed to be
User avatar #128 to #127 - cubanwhiteman ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Campaign's great.
Multiplayer... ehhhh.
#129 to #128 - Grom (09/10/2013) [-]
imo, it's the opposite. the campaign seemed painfully strained, it was cool and all but it just didnt have the vibe i expected. I find the multiplayer amazing, although it would be more fun with the original ragdoll physics
User avatar #6 to #1 - Thehappyemu (09/10/2013) [-]
I actually liked Halo 2 the best. Halo: CE is my childhood and the first time I felt fear playing a game, but Halo 2 was my personal favorite.
User avatar #22 to #6 - tomtomat (09/10/2013) [-]
Halo 2 on Live back in 2004-6... Those were the days. I'll never play a video game that much again.
User avatar #19 to #6 - sirmatthew (09/10/2013) [-]
one of the only games who ever did duals right
#4 to #1 - deathklokiller (09/10/2013) [-]
halo 1
halo 1
User avatar #8 to #4 - RaammKousen (09/10/2013) [-]
Sgt. Johnson will forever be immortal in my eye starting with that point
User avatar #10 to #8 - vicsix (09/10/2013) [-]
Am I the only one finding it hilarious that the ******* Elite copped a feel?
User avatar #20 to #10 - RaammKousen (09/10/2013) [-]
It's Johnson man you know how firm that ass would be. I'd grab it.
#124 to #10 - deathklokiller (09/10/2013) [-]
trollwoopnazi is talking about this    
trollwoopnazi is talking about this

User avatar #134 to #124 - RaammKousen (09/11/2013) [-]
Ah that is interesting, but i was referring to the one where the elite grabbed some Johnson
User avatar #125 to #124 - vicsix (09/10/2013) [-]
Oh god the Elite's ******* face.
User avatar #101 to #10 - trollwoopnazi (09/10/2013) [-]
In Halo: CE Anniversary johnson cops a feel
User avatar #112 to #10 - RegardsFromDeath (09/10/2013) [-]

Sorry, I don't have it.

If you could get it, that's be perfect.

Someone help this gentleman out.
#84 to #4 - bummerdrummer (09/10/2013) [-]
oh man i forgot about that part. brb, beating H:CE on legendary
#13 - mcmonsterkitty ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
#5 - xtremehivoltage (09/10/2013) [-]
Halo content. Have my thumb, good sir.
Halo content. Have my thumb, good sir.
#11 to #5 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
a poncho??
User avatar #18 to #11 - aherorising (09/10/2013) [-]
I don't really get it either. no one in their right mind would put John with a MJOLNIR in a poncho
User avatar #126 to #18 - xtremehivoltage (09/10/2013) [-]
Another theory is that most of his armor is off (the ending of Halo 4 supports this.)
User avatar #140 to #126 - aherorising (09/11/2013) [-]
he has a helmet... and his gauntlets...

also, have fun powering those components without the mini fusion reactor or something on the back of his cuirass.
User avatar #39 to #11 - benjamino (09/10/2013) [-]
The most popular explanation is to stop the sand getting in the suit.
#47 to #39 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
Sea salt ****** up one of those suits so sand would probably do the same.
User avatar #139 to #47 - aherorising (09/11/2013) [-]
I don't think game designers usually think that deep
User avatar #12 to #11 - doctadoc (09/10/2013) [-]
It has a hood.
#45 - thepandaelf (09/10/2013) [-]
RANT TIME! Halo 4 is a decent game but when people say it's one of the best Halo's those people can suck my furry Panda wang. Halo 3 was a combination of custom game casual fun and some hardcore MLG playlists. Then years later 343 pretty much just went down the MLG path and made it for guys who just wanted a fast paced bloody mess. They left the players who enjoyed the casual side of Halo out in the cold. Yeah they made Forge better but they never bothered to use Forge to make the maps more enjoyable like Bungie did. 343 is going for a more of Call of Duty style which isn't the reason I played Halo. Halo was fun because it was Halo. Call of Duty was fun because it was Call of Duty. I'm giving you one more chance 343..you better get your **** together for Halo 5.
User avatar #50 to #45 - priestoftheoldones (09/10/2013) [-]
I agree, Halo 4 never felt like halo, and I miss halo 1 multi player.
User avatar #51 to #45 - BUNNYNATER (09/10/2013) [-]
I agree, dude. They're supposedly making a remake of Halo 2? All my want.
User avatar #59 to #45 - sketchE (09/10/2013) [-]
anyone remember griff ball?
#60 to #59 - thesparrtan (09/10/2013) [-]
'Dat **** was amazing. Thank you Rooster Teeth/Red vs. Blue.
#61 to #45 - moofinbanana (09/10/2013) [-]
A You need to login to view this link
Didn't you like being hunted by CrabPeople the Flood?
User avatar #64 to #61 - brokentrucker (09/10/2013) [-]
I stopped liking being hunted by aliens from teh void when I could get a bulltrue and still die. And don't lie to me and say the momentum of the sword still kills me. That's BS.
User avatar #96 to #45 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [-]
The one game mode that is slightly casual is the new one Ricochet, which I thoroughly enjoy. On the custom games note of Halo 3, no game will ever be able to replicate the fun I had on custom games. Some of my best memories in gaming was playing with friends, and randomers playing different kinds of infection games. I ******* miss that game.
#109 to #45 - shrekdurself (09/10/2013) [-]
I kinda prefered Halo 4 to Halo Reach now.
I mean, don't get me wrong, Halo Reach was a good game but at the start everyone was like: "OH HALO REACH IS **** WHY PLAY IT HALO 3 IS BETTER **** THIS" So I'm going to wait for like a year or two until everyone starts playing Halo 4
User avatar #71 to #45 - randomathon (09/10/2013) [-]
It did have one of the best campaigns ever.
#3 - deathklokiller (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #122 - levelninetynine (09/10/2013) [-]
I miss halo 2 online.
User avatar #23 - mkchillin (09/10/2013) [-]
Halo master race
#114 - JENNAY (09/10/2013) [-]
MFW biology is my life's passion and this is how my friends sound when they talk
User avatar #116 to #114 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (09/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #68 - darkangeloffire (09/10/2013) [-]
People say Halo is dead, yadda yadda. Now I've played every Halo game, except Halo Wars and Halo 4 for various I own a PS3 reasons. But I saw a playthrough of Halo 4 and I think it's one of the best campaign wise. It's not Reach but holy **** it's good. At least to me.
User avatar #73 to #68 - noisia (09/10/2013) [-]
I enjoyed the Halo gameplay and multiplayer mode, but the campaign really annoyed me when you shoot your way through a map, get to the end, then shoot your way back through the same map to your previous starting point. Over and over.
I was particularly annoyed with Halo 4 when one of the campaign maps was just a Halo 2 multiplayer map with a bit of glitter stuckt to the walls in an attempt to disguise it.
It just smacks of laziness.
User avatar #98 to #73 - alpine (09/10/2013) [-]
Halo 4 felt like the most bland campaign I've played in a Halo game. Do you know what caused this feeling? No big fights. I didn't get to fight anything of substance the whole time just waves of ground troops/vehicles.
User avatar #36 - tittylovin (09/10/2013) [-]
Not confirmed, but pretty sure the Source is Married To The Sea
User avatar #54 to #36 - Loppytaffy (09/10/2013) [-]
I'll tell you a thing.
Venice is married to the sea. The festival that celebrates this is called Festa Della Sensa.
Venice was wed to the sea in 1000ad when a large gondala got stuck in the canal and from then on gondola in Italy have been uniform shape, size and colour.
User avatar #56 to #54 - tittylovin (09/10/2013) [-]
Everyone wants to be married to the Sea.
Lots of Sailors will claim they are.
Venice may LITERALLY be married to the Sea.
But nobody wants to have marital relations with the Sea.
#57 to #56 - Loppytaffy (09/10/2013) [-]
"But nobody wants to have marital relations with the Sea."
"But nobody wants to have marital relations with the Sea."
User avatar #65 to #36 - breadbasket (09/10/2013) [-]
so nice avatar
such shibe
User avatar #66 to #65 - tittylovin (09/10/2013) [-]

such sarcasm

clever wow
User avatar #67 to #66 - breadbasket (09/10/2013) [-]
very funny
smoke doge evry day 420 wow
User avatar #29 - dedaluminus (09/10/2013) [-]
Halo 3 is my favorite fish. Eh eats fishy snacks and doesn't afraid of anything.
User avatar #37 to #29 - benjamino (09/10/2013) [-]
#16 - gohcrow (09/10/2013) [-]
What is the point of knowing stuff that you do not enjoy nor use in your daily life/study/work?

By all means, learn what you need to learn because you might end up a doctor but do not waste your life on things you do not even enjoy just to seem smarter to a stranger or someone you know.
User avatar #9 - RaammKousen (09/10/2013) [-]
At first i'm like HELL YeAH HALO!
Then I reread the post and realize it's suppose to be more depressing
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