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#1 - volksworgen (09/09/2013) [-]
Oh.
#26 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
#6 - vissova (09/10/2013) [-]
y
#3 - jimli (09/10/2013) [-]
Wow.
User avatar #15 - thedarkestrogue (09/10/2013) [-]
I was expecting the boy to get eaten in te middle of his speech.
The bear getting shot works too.
#22 - pappathethird (09/10/2013) [-]
zoo kepers fw
zoo kepers fw
#35 - thechosentroll (09/10/2013) [-]
Must be a german bedtime story.
Must be a german bedtime story.
User avatar #42 to #35 - timmity (09/10/2013) [-]
the reason the dog does that bouncing is because of a nerve problem....
#34 - bamsebjornen (09/10/2013) [-]
what the 			****		 man?
what the **** man?
User avatar #17 - darthacerbus (09/10/2013) [-]
...THE BEAR, THE BEAR, AND THE MAIDEN FAIR
#25 to #17 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
BIG AND BROWN AND COVERED WITH HAIR
#48 to #25 - internetshakespear (09/10/2013) [-]
Oh where is the bear - the bear with the hair?
The bear with the hair? Why, he's over there!
Over there is the bear with his derriere on a chair!
But please do not stare - try to act unaware,
of the bear in the chair with long hair over there.
#32 - andovaredoras (09/10/2013) [-]
Instead of feeling sad at the end, i felt angry.
Instead of feeling sad at the end, i felt angry.
User avatar #33 to #32 - andovaredoras (09/10/2013) [-]
I can finally use the rage gif i made once.
#12 - waffies (09/10/2013) [-]
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#30 - tehnoobpwnzor ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
#24 - AnonymousDonor (09/10/2013) [-]
it took him three shots just to hit his mark?   
   
			*******		 casual
it took him three shots just to hit his mark?

******* casual
#10 - kingofthejuice (09/10/2013) [-]
Is it wrong for me to have laughed?
#46 - internetshakespear (09/10/2013) [-]
Sorry about extra posts, but my internet is messed up.. - Alternate Ending

The boy begged and he pleaded, he knew what was needed -
a friend for the bear, but the zookeeper repeated,
"this bear is a menace, and has caused such a strife,
the thing I must do is end this bear's life".
The boy raised his head, and with a look on his face, said, "I'll take the bear, he can live at my place! I'll feed him and love him and care for him too! No longer will he have to stay in this zoo!"
But the man did not listen, and with bullets he struck
the bear in the face, not giving a **** .
Thereafter seeing this horrible stunt, everyone conceded "that man is a cunt!"
They banded together, and in revenge of the bear, they ganged up on the zookeeper
and killed him right there.
Riots ensued and the police got involved, but the crowd had already made their resolve
To fight to the death, as a demonstration of justice
they proclaimed in loud voices the words of Augustus - "no satis est enim..." they sang like a hymn, but their efforts of quoting Latin were looking quite dim,
so they switched back to English, and continued their song, "we will not allow you to do wrong!"
So they crowd fought back, every Lass, Miss and Sir. But the police had guns, and caused a massacre.
Then out of the dead bodies, emerged from a pile, a little young boy whose name was Anthony Kyle.
A cop saw him there, and screamed a loud "HALT! What happened here today, was all of your fault!"
And in the little boy's mind, his guilt became rife, and he attended therapy for the rest of his life.
The End.
#41 - coshocker (09/10/2013) [-]
That's just... Wow...
That's just... Wow...
User avatar #39 - finblob (09/10/2013) [-]
Thought it was going to be a Game of Thrones reference when I read the first sentences.
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