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Ron Paul 2004

if ynu wanna Q nut in a wacky way, here ynu gm
sget a credit card with a high limit
ruse it ta by a lumen hate, same mm, and a cine way ticket ta Vegas
went a fast comfertable and get an assault riffle.
ause gun ta stunt blanks in the air near the incline then drive a way.
gun nut at the car
sthe chase is m
amps tail ynu into dessert with news clubbers above.
sthe time has carne
shave muse around yhur new
anther end dyf reps is tied tn steering calum n.
3: -cinder block on gas pedal
strand up and pull parachute.
smack snaps at the end m the rope
Inyour lifeless body is Ruthie m TV, parasailing through the dessert behind a sports car with win chasing it.
BONUS POINTS
Inset car m the just before ynu jump
sthe parachute says "Ron Paul 2004"
T-‘ you are wearing a crotchless furs uit
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Submitted: 09/09/2013
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User avatar #1 - quitethedelicacy (09/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Does this work with a bicycle, some yarn and a tablecloth?
User avatar #6 - toosexyforyou (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Woah woah woah woah woah where did the cinder block come from? When you listed the materials, you did not say that I needed a cinder block.
User avatar #12 - psykojet (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Go to local Walmart with a gun
>Go to buy a gallon of milk
>"Spill" it every where
>Shout "I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!"
>Pull out gun and shoot yourself in the head
#20 - Rockaman (09/10/2013) [-]
For even more points - have the radio turned up to full with the Space Jam Theme on!
#18 - graknab (09/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>buy viking helmet, sword, razor wire, sword, fox pelt, super glue, ladder   
>climb on top of a primary school in the early morning   
>make noose out of razor wire   
>take off all clothes and wear fox pelt (anywhere is fine)   
>put on viking helmet   
>glue sword to one hand, glue hair/scalp to the other   
>wait for students to arrive   
>scream some random viking 						********					   
>leap off building while pretending to cut off your own head   
>razor wire will decapitate you   
   
the students and parents will always remember that fateful day that the viking cut off his own head while leaping off the school
>buy viking helmet, sword, razor wire, sword, fox pelt, super glue, ladder
>climb on top of a primary school in the early morning
>make noose out of razor wire
>take off all clothes and wear fox pelt (anywhere is fine)
>put on viking helmet
>glue sword to one hand, glue hair/scalp to the other
>wait for students to arrive
>scream some random viking ********
>leap off building while pretending to cut off your own head
>razor wire will decapitate you

the students and parents will always remember that fateful day that the viking cut off his own head while leaping off the school
#26 - shodaihokage (09/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#32 - donaldducksdick (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> cops tail you into dessert
#8 - nameonthespine (09/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The instructions weren't clear enough, I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
#21 to #8 - LovegoodJuggalo (09/10/2013) [-]
****					, I bet you spent a whole 5 seconds thinking up that clever comment.
**** , I bet you spent a whole 5 seconds thinking up that clever comment.
#29 - ugottricked (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this was on front page 2 days ago, seriously...
User avatar #31 to #29 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
this was on front page 4 years ago, for 2 monthes.
#42 - lolchris (09/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
More bonus points: after noose is arund your neck, glue your hands to your head so people think you rip it off with your bare hands
User avatar #45 to #42 - insaneiare (09/10/2013) [-]
you would have to use razor wire so its will cut fast and clean!
User avatar #51 - johnthunda (09/10/2013) [-]
>walk into crowded room
>"WHO THE **** FARTED"
>shoot yourself in the face

bonus points if its on live tv during a presidential speech or some ****
#43 - insaneiare (09/10/2013) [-]
i like this idea!
#60 - peanutbraddle (09/10/2013) [-]
Well, looks like I just found out how I want to go out of this world.
#44 - lookathecomment (09/10/2013) [-]
"Ron paul 2004"
"Ron paul 2004"
#50 - silverlance (09/10/2013) [-]
One of my favourite greentexts
User avatar #17 - scoobi (09/10/2013) [-]
Moments after your death, car crashes, no awesome chase with cops.
#16 - chilllikeflint (09/10/2013) [-]
"Cops tail you into dessert."

Hue.
User avatar #14 - chandaman (09/10/2013) [-]
>Go parachuting
>Dress in superman costume
>Remove parachute after jumping
#13 - gehrkstar (09/10/2013) [-]
Lol the body wouldn't be floating around, the head would be ripped clean off.

<------ But on a semi-related note.
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