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Ron Paul 2004

if ynu wanna Q nut in a wacky way, here ynu gm
sget a credit card with a high limit
ruse it ta by a lumen hate, same mm, and a cine way ticket ta Vegas
went a fast comfertable and get an assault riffle.
ause gun ta stunt blanks in the air near the incline then drive a way.
gun nut at the car
sthe chase is m
amps tail ynu into dessert with news clubbers above.
sthe time has carne
shave muse around yhur new
anther end dyf reps is tied tn steering calum n.
3: -cinder block on gas pedal
strand up and pull parachute.
smack snaps at the end m the rope
Inyour lifeless body is Ruthie m TV, parasailing through the dessert behind a sports car with win chasing it.
BONUS POINTS
Inset car m the just before ynu jump
sthe parachute says "Ron Paul 2004"
T-‘ you are wearing a crotchless furs uit
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User avatar #1 - quitethedelicacy (09/09/2013) [-]
Does this work with a bicycle, some yarn and a tablecloth?
User avatar #15 to #1 - HighLitedHelios (09/10/2013) [-]
What kind of tablecloth?
User avatar #52 to #1 - europe (09/10/2013) [-]
Sure
Don't forget to put a cinderblock on one of the peddles
User avatar #3 to #1 - metalmind (09/09/2013) [-]
It works downhill.
User avatar #9 to #1 - Deathborne (09/10/2013) [-]
Not since the accident
User avatar #2 to #1 - thebossome (09/09/2013) [-]
Only on Tuesdays.
User avatar #12 - psykojet (09/10/2013) [-]
>Go to local Walmart with a gun
>Go to buy a gallon of milk
>"Spill" it every where
>Shout "I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!"
>Pull out gun and shoot yourself in the head
#33 to #12 - nathanisawesome (09/10/2013) [-]
even better if you miss
User avatar #23 to #12 - Grom (09/10/2013) [-]
go to the zoo or something (anywhere really crowded) scream "who the **** just FARTED?!" shoot self in head
User avatar #6 - toosexyforyou (09/10/2013) [-]
Woah woah woah woah woah where did the cinder block come from? When you listed the materials, you did not say that I needed a cinder block.
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#35 to #6 - wylog (09/10/2013) [-]
I always keep a cinder block in my car, in case i get a flat tyre.   
   
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I always keep a cinder block in my car, in case i get a flat tyre.

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#20 - Rockaman (09/10/2013) [-]
For even more points - have the radio turned up to full with the Space Jam Theme on!
#18 - graknab (09/10/2013) [-]
>buy viking helmet, sword, razor wire, sword, fox pelt, super glue, ladder   
>climb on top of a primary school in the early morning   
>make noose out of razor wire   
>take off all clothes and wear fox pelt (anywhere is fine)   
>put on viking helmet   
>glue sword to one hand, glue hair/scalp to the other   
>wait for students to arrive   
>scream some random viking 			********		   
>leap off building while pretending to cut off your own head   
>razor wire will decapitate you   
   
the students and parents will always remember that fateful day that the viking cut off his own head while leaping off the school
>buy viking helmet, sword, razor wire, sword, fox pelt, super glue, ladder
>climb on top of a primary school in the early morning
>make noose out of razor wire
>take off all clothes and wear fox pelt (anywhere is fine)
>put on viking helmet
>glue sword to one hand, glue hair/scalp to the other
>wait for students to arrive
>scream some random viking ********
>leap off building while pretending to cut off your own head
>razor wire will decapitate you

the students and parents will always remember that fateful day that the viking cut off his own head while leaping off the school
#28 to #18 - CrackPipeWillie (09/10/2013) [-]
I thoroughly enjoyed that
I thoroughly enjoyed that
#19 to #18 - wontforget (09/10/2013) [-]
so should i buy a sword before i buy a sword?
so should i buy a sword before i buy a sword?
User avatar #22 to #19 - fitemeirlbro (09/10/2013) [-]
no buy 2 swords
User avatar #37 to #22 - albertjester ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
you can never have too many swords.
#32 - donaldducksdick (09/10/2013) [-]
> cops tail you into dessert
User avatar #39 to #32 - EmoHairflip (09/10/2013) [-]
riffle in fourth line, too
#26 - shodaihokage (09/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #46 to #26 - RexxT (09/10/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #55 to #26 - masturbatinglemons (09/10/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #58 to #26 - iamnuff (09/10/2013) [-]
what the hell is that from?
User avatar #59 to #58 - Xavage (09/10/2013) [-]
Source is Yondemasu yo, Azazel-san. One of the funniest **** I've seen in a long time.
#27 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
>go to elementary school at end of day
>get on bus packed with kids
>pull out shotgun
>tell them santa isnt real, and that they have 7 days left to live
>blow off own head
User avatar #51 - johnthunda (09/10/2013) [-]
>walk into crowded room
>"WHO THE **** FARTED"
>shoot yourself in the face

bonus points if its on live tv during a presidential speech or some ****
#43 - insaneiare (09/10/2013) [-]
i like this idea!
#60 - peanutbraddle (09/10/2013) [-]
Well, looks like I just found out how I want to go out of this world.
#44 - lookathecomment (09/10/2013) [-]
"Ron paul 2004"
"Ron paul 2004"
#56 - conradthethird (09/10/2013) [-]
Kind of reminded me of this scene from air force one. Only it's a plane..
#50 - silverlance (09/10/2013) [-]
One of my favourite greentexts
User avatar #17 - scoobi (09/10/2013) [-]
Moments after your death, car crashes, no awesome chase with cops.
#16 - chilllikeflint (09/10/2013) [-]
"Cops tail you into dessert."

Hue.
User avatar #14 - chandaman (09/10/2013) [-]
>Go parachuting
>Dress in superman costume
>Remove parachute after jumping
#13 - gehrkstar (09/10/2013) [-]
Lol the body wouldn't be floating around, the head would be ripped clean off.

<------ But on a semi-related note.
#8 - nameonthespine (09/10/2013) [-]
The instructions weren't clear enough, I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
User avatar #11 to #8 - insaneguy (09/10/2013) [-]
that works too
User avatar #34 to #8 - priestoftheoldones (09/10/2013) [-]
Last time I got unclear instructions I blew up the universe, try a bit harder.
#21 to #8 - LovegoodJuggalo (09/10/2013) [-]
****		, I bet you spent a whole 5 seconds thinking up that clever comment.
**** , I bet you spent a whole 5 seconds thinking up that clever comment.
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