mfw this mallard. . lrig.' iii( ifile, s 'reiter?, Le' fayl miimii' lailii,' reaves. >saw this yesterday >in english class >girl with nice ass >sudden thought of tappin' that >mighty soldier stands ready to fight >no no down bo


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#5 - carelessinteractin (09/09/2013) [-]
>saw this yesterday
>in english class
>girl with nice ass
>sudden thought of tappin' that
>mighty soldier stands ready to fight
>no no down boy
>flexes muscle
> **** actually worked
User avatar #33 to #5 - megashot ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
i can relate to this, as the same happened to me today
#9 to #5 - youngnigga (09/10/2013) [-]
mfw I see dat ass
mfw I see dat ass
User avatar #15 - lasomacintosh (09/10/2013) [-]
I imagine a guy with a boner flexing trying to get it to go down.

All of a sudden, two girls walk by and they think he's flexing to get their attention and show off his muscles.

When they look, he's flexing his spindly arms and has a half flaccid bulge making his penis look smaller.

Then the girls tell everyone in school about how the guy with the tiny cock was trying to show off.
User avatar #14 - egosumproxi (09/10/2013) [-]
So Bad Luck Brian is just a dick strapped to a skeleton?... Everyone has muscles.
#24 to #14 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
muscles are so small they won't divert enough blood away from dick.
#11 - memopod (09/10/2013) [-]
off to **** to see if it works
User avatar #13 to #11 - latinotornado (09/10/2013) [-]
you took 40 minutes...did it work?
User avatar #16 to #13 - ImmortalBaconEater (09/10/2013) [-]
Apparently not
#19 to #13 - missions (09/10/2013) [-]
how do you know it took him 40 minutes?
User avatar #39 to #19 - latinotornado (09/10/2013) [-]
because I replied when his comment said (40 minutes ago)
#23 - hiyorin (09/10/2013) [-]
The person who made this is ******* stupid.
#25 to #23 - taurusguy (09/10/2013) [-]
The bad luck brian part or the flexing muscles part? Because the flexing muscles **** doesnt work for me, or well it might but sure as **** doesnt work for morning wood, for that my own method is way more effective.
#17 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
Whoever made the original content about flexing a muscle is ******* retarded - if that were true how would anyone have ******* sex!?? what do you think you are doing other than flexing countless muscles all over your body during sex? Confirmed for virgin...

furthermore i wish people would stop obviously just making up 'facts' off the top of their heads
User avatar #30 to #22 - straightbusta (09/10/2013) [-]
some ******* idiot red thumbed you, so i greened you.
#36 to #30 - anontoster (09/10/2013) [-]
Thank you, You kind and or sexy gentleman
#37 to #36 - straightbusta (09/10/2013) [-]
#20 to #17 - warioteam (09/10/2013) [-]
because your having sex, and since you are getting constant arousal blood flows freely.
******* idiot.
#38 to #20 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
jimmies literally rustled to **** right now because of how ******* retarded you all are and actually telling me I'M the dense ************ . Flexing a muscle DOES NOT TAKE AWAY AN ERECTION. If your body was able to engorge your penis with blood to maintain an erection without any apparent loss of muscle function WHY THE **** WOULD IT NOT HAVE ENOUGH BLOOD TO BOTH FLEX A MUSCLE AND MAINTAIN AN ERECTION - you ******* idiots think you only have enough blood to do one or the other? jesus ******* christ i am face palming so ******* hard right now i might actually dent my skull

you are literally all stupid as **** and it makes me ******* sad to see how unbelievably ignorant people are
User avatar #1 - skullhead ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
> Was about to thumb down because this was currently on the front page
> Scrolled down
> Chuckled
#2 to #1 - wardd ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
You coudn't see the bottom half of the pic?
how small is your screen
User avatar #3 to #2 - skullhead ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
About 16-17 inches at 100% zoom...

I tend to look at the top of an image first when it loads though

#26 to #1 - hbananf (09/10/2013) [-]
How tiny is your monitor if all you can see is the top image?
User avatar #21 - HardyUndertook (09/10/2013) [-]
does it still work if u penis is to small for it to even matter?
User avatar #18 - reginleif (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm wondering, did OP spread this so that instead of having embarrassing stiffies, we now get caught flexing with embarrassing stiffies?
#6 - majorkok (09/10/2013) [-]
I read this yesterday, tried it today and nothing happened. Thank god I'm in engineering though, I come across instances like this once a semester.
User avatar #35 - imbucknakid (09/10/2013) [-]
I am currently unemployed. My girlfriend got home from her job yesterday and asked what I did all day. I say "Cleaned up, did the dishes, masturbated, showered, ate some lunch, moar dishes, masturbated repeatedly till you got home.." She says "Lots of fappen huh?" I say "I think my dick is about to fall off.." She replies "Just leave it in my nightstand so I can still use it.." And we continued to talk about non related boring **** . I dunno why, but this pic reminded me of this. I'm off to porn.. May the force be with you.
#32 - gryphemthegryphon ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
To all the people who say that flexing a muscle doesn't work for them try this instead: Do something subtle but something that still moves you enough for it to work. Something like tapping your fingers on the table, or tapping your heel on the ground. That's moving your entire leg and most people won't care.

Also, try to keep your mind relaxed and off of your erection. Try, but don't try too hard, to think about something else. Thinking of something like your mom or grandma naked has the risk of you thinking of your mom or grandma in aroused manner making the situation worse.

Iunno. It works for me.
#27 - Garude ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
He has A muscle.
#31 to #27 - gryphemthegryphon ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
That's not a muscle.

The point is to get blood away from there.
#40 to #31 - thetic (09/11/2013) [-]
I guess the whole "penis is a muscle" joke is too over the top for you.
User avatar #34 - hazzlet (09/10/2013) [-]
Do you really think I can flex my muscles for a whole minute?
User avatar #29 - cazabrow (09/10/2013) [-]
Have no strengthened muscle via workout - doesn't ******* matter, you can flex regardless.

Have literally no muscles, your body can't function. I realize it's just a joke but you have to meet me halfway here...

User avatar #28 - robertolee (09/10/2013) [-]
If he had no muscles he would have greater problems than getting an embarrassing erection. He wouldn't be able to take a **** , or even stand up for that matter.
#12 - Aezync (09/10/2013) [-]
holy **** you are a miracle worker
#10 - youngnigga (09/10/2013) [-]
This will come in handy
This will come in handy
User avatar #8 - aahrg (09/10/2013) [-]
works best if you flex your leg muscles or your abs if you have them.

your legs are closer and they are rather large muscles so they would take more blood
User avatar #7 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [-]
I saw this yesterday, and when I got a chance to try it it felt like I was threatening my dick.
"You want some of this, ************ ? I will use these muscles to wreck your **** in about two seconds flat if you don't take your goddamn Visagra and sit the **** down."
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