Never thought of that.. . do atheists say oh my god yep. we say it anytime we hear something that' s unbelievable.. Strictly speaking Atheists are the only ones who should use it. Y'know because of that "Thou shalt not take the lords name in vain" commandment.


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #75 - coolcalx (09/10/2013) [-]
you can't say that wasn't ******* clever.
#76 to #75 - evenhush (09/10/2013) [-]
that wasn't ******* clever.

Oh no, what have I done?
#77 to #76 - coolcalx (09/10/2013) [-]
#88 to #76 - cormy (09/10/2013) [-]
NOW YOU ****** UP!
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User avatar #39 - ireallylikepotatoe (09/09/2013) [-]
Strictly speaking Atheists are the only ones who should use it.

Y'know because of that "Thou shalt not take the lords name in vain" commandment.
User avatar #85 to #39 - teleamachus (09/10/2013) [-]
My best friend bitches to me about being an atheist and tries to act all godly and sophisticated because of it, but all I have to say is God damnit once for her to lose her **** . I know it's a little rude seeing as how she doesn't want to be AROUND that type of thing, but I feel it is necessary when she tries to force her beliefs on me. So, God damnit it is.
#1 - mrdrpage (09/09/2013) [-]
I feel euphoric beyond all belief after this euphoric post. All the euphoria is overwhelming my already vast euphoricness. I think I just euphora'd in my pants. Euphoric.
#80 to #1 - bigmanfifty (09/10/2013) [-]
you sound pretty euphoric
User avatar #100 to #1 - missrainbowdash (09/10/2013) [-]
I see, your reason for believe in the fairy tale of god, is because some athiests wear fedoras?
User avatar #124 to #123 - mlpokeyuan (09/10/2013) [-]
Is that s cinnamon roll monster?
#125 to #124 - spikedude (09/10/2013) [-]
"sweet troll"
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User avatar #4 to #2 - iusedtocare (09/09/2013) [-]
I think you missed his point...
#137 to #4 - anon (09/10/2013) [-]
What did he say?
#18 to #1 - twofreegerbils (09/09/2013) [-]
>tfw totally euphoric euphoria

wait til r/atheism hears about this
User avatar #36 to #18 - schinderwolf (09/09/2013) [-]
why is the word euphoria/ euphoric an autistic athiest word now? did I miss something?
#56 to #36 - PieceOfMind (09/10/2013) [-]
Someone on reddit posted this on the atheist board and, since then, has given atheists the reputation of being "euphoric," a buzzword for pseudo-intellectualism .
User avatar #40 to #36 - christmouth ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
It's from a pic of a fedora nerd atheist, where it says something like "I feel euphoric over my own intelligence..." something in those lines, so it's mocking those kind of people.
#65 to #18 - EnemySpy (09/10/2013) [-]
I don't get the "please respond" or Carl Sagan thing. I'm slow and I need these things to be explained.
User avatar #69 to #65 - akkere (09/10/2013) [-]
r/atheists and wikipedia scientists in general cream their pants over Carl Sagan as well as Neil DeGresse Tyson (aka Black Science Man) whenever they have little "science discussions", because that's pretty much the only two scientists they know about outside of Bill Nye.
"please respond" is from a post concerning a "beta" who tried to ask someone out on Facebook, posting the progress of their chat on a board, not realizing he had transformed himself into a laughing stock.
User avatar #97 to #96 - unoriginalaccount (09/10/2013) [-]
Forgot to add that I'm a Christian, I just find this picture funny
User avatar #68 - awildniglet (09/10/2013) [-]
I say that **** and "bless you" and I don't believe in religion or any sort of higher beings

Atheists who give a **** about that kind of stuff can eat dicks
#118 - fuckinniggers (09/10/2013) [-]
Did I miss something, whats with all the euphoria **** ?
User avatar #119 to #118 - dedaluminus (09/10/2013) [-]
Oh, some folks think it's funny to talk about neckbearded assholes in fedoras-and nothing else-on any post about atheism or anti-femininsm. And somehow, the word "euphoric" got brought into the mix. Not sure how that happened.
User avatar #121 to #118 - mechaemperor (09/10/2013) [-]
Some pic of a dude with a fedora started circulating and it had superimposed text where he was "euphoric" for being apparently too smart to follow any religion. Became the stereotype for your average internet "militant atheist".
Many variations have surged. I find them quite hilarious despite being an atheist myself.
User avatar #134 to #118 - Leopard (09/10/2013) [-]
There was a post on the atheism section of reddit. "In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence"

People made fun of him because he's looking at atheism all wrong.
User avatar #142 to #134 - pokemonstheshiz (09/10/2013) [-]
that post was actually a joke post that was posted in /r/cringe
it was reposted to r/atheism to see what would happen, and the idiots there voted it to the front page
User avatar #144 to #142 - Leopard (09/10/2013) [-]
This is the original atheism post.

It didnt get anywhere near front page, and OP ended up deleting it from embarrassment. Also read the comments.

This is the cringe post

Then it was reposted to atheism with Neil deGrass Tyson in the background to see what would happen.
User avatar #46 - willindor (09/09/2013) [-]
Am I the only one here who says ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn when something unbelievable happens?
User avatar #78 to #46 - kishinasura (09/10/2013) [-]
Not since the accident.
User avatar #49 to #46 - priestoftheoldones (09/09/2013) [-]
Not any more.
#3 - anon (09/09/2013) [-]
In a Southpark episode set in the future 500 years from now, the people all say "Oh my Science" and "Science-dammit!" Genius.
#5 to #3 - phoenixactual (09/09/2013) [-]
Science be praised
User avatar #22 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/09/2013) [-]
Cue everybody complaining about how bad Atheists are.
User avatar #23 to #22 - dagramcraka (09/09/2013) [-]
Cue people complaining about the people complaining about how bad atheists are.

User avatar #24 to #23 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/09/2013) [-]
I wasn't complaining; I was making a prediction.
User avatar #25 to #24 - dagramcraka (09/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #120 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [-]
I have a friend that every time i say that gets mad at me and says "you and your ******* God"
User avatar #127 to #120 - nyawgga (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm doing this from now on
#138 to #127 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [-]
Then you should wear one of this
User avatar #67 - ComicBookGuy (09/10/2013) [-]
Am I the only Atheist who says "thank god"?
#79 to #67 - bronywhat (09/10/2013) [-]
probably not.
User avatar #82 to #67 - smashingkills (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #107 to #82 - skeptical (09/10/2013) [-]
thank god
User avatar #32 - sinonyx (09/09/2013) [-]
holy hell what is going on.... a month ago if a post was even slightly religious (sometimes not even remotely religious), the comments would be full of people saying how god doesn't exsist, and people trying to make religious people "see reason"

now it's just full of fedoras...
User avatar #34 to #32 - icefried (09/09/2013) [-]
School's started.
#81 to #32 - bronywhat (09/10/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk can have fads just like any other place. Atheism is SO one month ago.
Funnyjunk can have fads just like any other place. Atheism is SO one month ago.
#51 - anon (09/09/2013) [-]
I'm an atheist, but that's not because I'm against other religions. So please don't generalize us all to fedora wearing cunts.
User avatar #71 to #51 - folkflunky (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm an atheist and I completely understand religion.
I have no one to lay on when everything's ****** up. I don't have who to talk I don't have who to trust.

Instead, religious people have God. They can tell him their problems. They can trust him.
And that's why religion is actually magic. Because it can literally save you.
#57 to #51 - amuzen (09/10/2013) [-]
I like that your generalizing people who wear fedoras together with cunts while speaking out about how you don't like being generalized together with fedora wearing cunts.
User avatar #128 to #57 - iridium (09/10/2013) [-]
He's referring to those cunts who wear fedoras. Not that fedora wearers are cunts simply for wearing them.
User avatar #7 - captainfuckitall (09/09/2013) [-]
Atheists can be just as, if not more, annoying than religious folks.

At least the majority of religious persons actually thinks they're doing good and genuinely want to help you, most Atheists just seem to want to prove they are smarter and better than anyone who carries such 'silly beliefs' (despite the fact that many of those same Atheists have never gone out of their way to study the universe or taken advanced Science or Math courses).

But hey, that's just my take on it
User avatar #9 to #7 - admiralen (09/09/2013) [-]
actually most of us are just curious, i for one just wanna know everyones reasoning and such
User avatar #10 to #9 - captainfuckitall (09/09/2013) [-]
Well then the most I've met are not most of you. I personally do not believe in an all-powerful figure, I believe the universe did start from a big-bang, but I also understand that there are many things we don't know and many veils we haven't crossed, so I'm not willing to cross out that there are absolutely no spiritual beings or plains of existence
#37 to #7 - anon (09/09/2013) [-]
You're just around the vocal ones, like someone else said. I've had friends that I've known for years that didn't know I'm an atheist. I don't understand why my religious views should affect how others see me, but it does, so that is the reason I don't make my beliefs public knowledge.
User avatar #38 to #37 - captainfuckitall (09/09/2013) [-]
And in that case, it seems I am around the majority of the minority
User avatar #102 to #7 - srapture (09/10/2013) [-]
It seems like you're basing that opinion on nothing. "The thing about Atheists is, they're all cunts! They're like this because I've said that they are.".
I am an Atheist. I don't challenge the religious beliefs of others and I'm about to begin my university course in Physics, so I am going to an effort to learn more about the universe. Quite enjoyed learning about the beliefs in the Shinto religion.
User avatar #132 to #102 - captainfuckitall (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm basing my opinion on personal experience. If that holds no weight, then neither does any opinion of religious people gained through personal experience.

Good for you, I'm very happy and proud of you that you are going through such lengths to learn about your surroundings. I actually enjoyed Shinto beliefs as well, although admittedly I admire conflict a bit too much to totally subscribe to them
#103 to #7 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [-]
Hey, most atheists aren't like that.

What happens with religion is that the extremists, the annoying ones are the ones that speak out more and louder and so get most of the attention.

The same thing happens with atheists, extremists get all the attention, and everyone else is judged based on them. I know a few atheists, and for the most part I didn't even know they were atheists until 1/2 years after knowing them when that topic came up occasionally.
User avatar #133 to #103 - captainfuckitall (09/10/2013) [-]
Then as I've said, I seem to know the majority of the minority. I now base it off of bad luck
User avatar #109 to #7 - hektoroftroy (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm atheist.
I don't try and argue with people over religious beliefs. To each their own. If I don't want christians or muslims trying to shove their religion down my throat, then it should go without saying that i shouldn't shove my non-religion down theirs.
I just live by my own code of ethics. I know what i think is wrong and right, sometimes i have similar views as a religious person would have, other times i couldn't disagree more.
And I think thats ok. If everyone just tried to live their life according to their beliefs, and just keep their business to themselves. We would all live just fine together.
User avatar #135 to #109 - captainfuckitall (09/10/2013) [-]
And I absolutely agree, and good on you for having such sensible and rational beliefs. If it means anything, I would love to know you in person and buy you a beer
User avatar #113 to #7 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [-]
My old boss once found out I was agnostic. For about an hour after that, he questioned me on whether or not I knew what morality was and other stuff like that. He said, and I quote paraphrase, "Since God decides what is right and wrong, how can you possibly know what those words mean?" Etc.

It pissed me off, but he still paid me a couple hundred that week so I try not to let it bother me that much. Then again, when I had a beard (not a very good one but still) he would make jokes about how I looked like a middle-eastern terrorist (read: brown muslim) despite my, at best, blinding complexion.

So obviously this guy is not a good example of a Catholic. Now, I have met outstanding examples of most popular faiths. Sikhs, Hindus, Muslims, even a few Buddhists, and of course other Catholics and Christians. Many of the best human beings I had the pleasure of meeting have been of strict faith. But all of the worst were theists. I think that should stand for something.
User avatar #136 to #113 - captainfuckitall (09/10/2013) [-]
That's an odd belief to have. Morality doesn't come from gods; if god is all loving and decides what is good based upon what is good for us, then that means it was good for us before he decided to tell us so. Tell that to your boss next time.

You shouldn't put up with harassment just for money; such a thing speaks poorly of your character (although I can understand why you do so).

Indeed, it does speak for something; the same way that the most arrogant and belittling people I've ever met were Atheists.
User avatar #148 to #136 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [-]
The only reason I put up with it before I got paid was because it was a rare ocurrence, and in general I always carry some quiet hope or even a small understanding that someone with an insulting behaviour or personality is secretly wracked with guilt about it and the more they do it, the more likely they are to treat me or someone else in a better way in some other context. I think I was right about my boss, and even I have to admit that some of his hideously racist jokes were funny.

However, I am not above drawing the line at some point. It has happened before.

PS: He was my boss for about a month last year, and I barely see him anymore.
#16 to #7 - hydromatic (09/09/2013) [-]
I second this.
I second this.
User avatar #98 to #7 - cycloberrick (09/10/2013) [-]
I kinda feel the same way, the generalist population of atheists seem a bit more rude than religious people

agnostic master race I'm gonna die for saying that
User avatar #90 to #7 - mostlyshits (09/10/2013) [-]
If we must draw a line to divide ourselves, I’d prefer the line be positioned between reasonable and unreasonable people, rather than religious and non-religious people.
-Bobby Henderson
User avatar #130 to #90 - captainfuckitall (09/10/2013) [-]
I like this
User avatar #131 to #130 - mostlyshits (09/10/2013) [-]
it's somewhere in hatemail
User avatar #11 to #7 - honkan (09/09/2013) [-]
You just notice the vocal ones, which pretty much is the assholes. Same goes the other way against religious people. Most atheist and most religious people just quietly go by their day without really caring.
User avatar #12 to #11 - captainfuckitall (09/09/2013) [-]
I'm sorry sir, but if that's the case than the majority of Atheists around me are also those same 'vocal ones'. Than again, I also live in Canada where the majority of the population is either Atheist or Spiritual, and it's very easy to notice people who aren't reserved
User avatar #14 to #12 - honkan (09/09/2013) [-]
Hmm, I was thinking about the internet. I live in Norway which is one of the least religious countries in the world, but I still know several religious people, and I've never heard them get any **** . I suppose you're really unlucky.
User avatar #15 to #14 - captainfuckitall (09/09/2013) [-]
You may be right. I don't mean to sound bigoted or intolerant, as said it just seems to be the people that I deal with on a day to day basis
#43 to #7 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (09/09/2013) [-]
"most Atheists"
You misspelled "a few extremist asshole Atheists"
User avatar #52 to #43 - captainfuckitall (09/09/2013) [-]
I didn't misspell anything, unless I just happen to be surrounded by the majority of the minority
User avatar #53 to #7 - thereoncewasaman (09/09/2013) [-]
Most atheists I know actually have studied alot of the stuff they talk about, because they like to actually be informed about what they are saying. Contrast that with most religious folks who don't know what their own bible says. There are assholes on both sides but I'm ******* sick of people complaining that atheists just want to prove they are smarter than other people; they aren't always parading their knowledge around like a douchebag, and I don't think it would kill you to consider the idea that they might actually be smarter than you or at least look at things from their point of view.

As for the religious people who think they are actually helping people and doing good, do you think it is doing good when people tell children that they can go to hell if they don't believe in some god? Is it doing good when homosexuals can't get married because people say it's a sin and they don't like it? You can think you are "saving people from sin" or whatever but that doesn't change the fact that those things aren't good for anyone. So compared to that what kind of harm am I doing when discussing religion with people and trying to get them to think critically about their beliefs?
User avatar #58 to #53 - captainfuckitall (09/10/2013) [-]
Then you and I know different Atheists.

I like how you say people are wrong in assuming that Atheists want to prove they are smarter than most, then (in the same sentence, mind you) say that it wouldn't hurt to admit they might be. You don't seem to understand, sir; I do not believe in a cosmic higher power, I subscribe to the theory of evolution and the big bang, I just think it's rather arrogant to assume there is zero chance of a 'god-like' being existing.

No, I don't think that's good; than again, they don't tell children that because they want to scare them, they tell children that in order to try and 'save them', and as Emmanuel Kant says: Motive is the only universal morality.

No, I do not think that's good, but again, I highly doubt that happens out of malicious intent.

I don't think I'm saving anyone (isn't it strange how you berate me for generalizing and then assume I'm christian based my judgement of Atheists?), and what's good or not actually depends upon the opinion of an individual. There's nothing wrong with wanting people to think critically, as a matter of fact it's a wonderful thing, what's wrong is assuming you are fundamentally better than someone due to personal beliefs
User avatar #104 to #58 - srapture (09/10/2013) [-]
The majority of atheists don't think that the existence of a deity is impossible. It's just that, in my opinion, the chance of such a complex being existing before the universe, and creating the universe, is negligibly small.
User avatar #129 to #104 - captainfuckitall (09/10/2013) [-]
And I agree
#143 - tyroneisanigger (09/10/2013) [-]
As an atheist, I can confirm this. Well at least for me.

It would be weird sounding to me, if I suddenly changed it to "Oh my science."
Just an expression meaning you can't believe something that happened
User avatar #141 - thehuntforchristy (09/10/2013) [-]
such euphoric.
very fedora.
User avatar #91 - thebesttrumpeteer (09/10/2013) [-]
oh your god
User avatar #86 - zaboo (09/10/2013) [-]
science damn them all!
#60 - caramelfox (09/10/2013) [-]
In my opinion, Atheists shouldn't be able to bash other people's religions any more than Christians or any other religion should. It's annoying that people associate Atheism with Autism now, when really there's no correlation   
As some others have said, anyone can be an asshole. It doesn't matter what you believe in. How to be good at whatever religion or non-religion you are is to not be a prick and respect other people's opinions. It sounds simple but so many struggle with it. For example, one of my friends recently stopped talking to me because I said I wasn't interested in being Christian like him. It sucks.
In my opinion, Atheists shouldn't be able to bash other people's religions any more than Christians or any other religion should. It's annoying that people associate Atheism with Autism now, when really there's no correlation

As some others have said, anyone can be an asshole. It doesn't matter what you believe in. How to be good at whatever religion or non-religion you are is to not be a prick and respect other people's opinions. It sounds simple but so many struggle with it. For example, one of my friends recently stopped talking to me because I said I wasn't interested in being Christian like him. It sucks.
User avatar #93 to #60 - thebesttrumpeteer (09/10/2013) [-]
quit capitalizing "athiests". you wouldn't capitalize "women".
User avatar #140 to #60 - YllekNayr (09/10/2013) [-]

User avatar #101 to #60 - ihatem (09/10/2013) [-]
Beliefs just because they're religious shouldn't be free from criticism. Everyone should be permitted to strike an argument, that's how ideology evolves.
#111 to #60 - jackii (09/10/2013) [-]
Just because you disagree with what someone says, doesn't mean their right to take it should be taken away.

Especially when this post isn't bashing religion in the slightest.
User avatar #73 to #60 - asheskirata (09/10/2013) [-]
Atheism isn't a religion, so really you should say "I don't think the non-religious should bash the religious." I disagree. Especially considering the kind of Christians that I live around. I'll tear their religion apart in front of them because of the way they talk to me once they find out I'm not a Christian like them.
#110 to #73 - alexthecanadian (09/10/2013) [-]
Technically, Atheism is a belief (and classified as a religion according to the government). It is the belief in not believing in a higher deity.
User avatar #114 to #110 - asheskirata (09/10/2013) [-]
It's actually defined as a lack of belief.
#112 to #110 - jackii (09/10/2013) [-]
What government?
Whenever i fill in a form that asks religion, i put "none"
User avatar #116 to #112 - alexthecanadian (09/10/2013) [-]
In Canada, on the census, it is recognized as a religion. Now it has been years since world religion class; I believe it is recognized as a religion because it is the belief in not believing. I could be wrong. It's been awhile.
#145 to #116 - sadistikal (09/10/2013) [-]
"I believe in not believing." Sounds moronic doesn't it? If your answer is yes, actually, regardless if your answer is yes or no, your government is full of idiots.
User avatar #61 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (09/10/2013) [-]
I swear to god... If anyone says "OMG LIGHTBULB GOT IT RIGHT HURR DURR"
I will literally rape your entire family on a camera that feeds live to Times Square in front of the whole world.
User avatar #62 to #61 - kingxddd (09/10/2013) [-]
shut up fags
User avatar #63 to #62 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (09/10/2013) [-]
Hey. You be quiet.
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#72 to #61 - psyachu (09/10/2013) [-]
The.  Lightbulb.  Got.  It.  Right.
The. Lightbulb. Got. It. Right.
#74 to #61 - trollofhalo (09/10/2013) [-]
My anus is ready
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