(untitled). I know the push the button thing is old but i thought this was a really good one. com I will not! You return to the womb but Once you reach 60 years
x
Click to expand

(untitled)

(Enlarge)
(untitled). I know the push the button thing is old but i thought this was a really good one. com I will not! You return to the womb but Once you reach 60 years

I know the push the button thing is old but i thought this was a really good one

com
I will not!
You return to the womb but Once you reach 60 years
to be reborn again with of age you will be reborn
all your current
knowledge and the ability
to ti) eak.
to different parents in the
current year, this
continues for all eterna .
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+1224
Views: 54319
Favorited: 89
Submitted: 09/08/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to finnaz submit to reddit

Comments(356):

[ 356 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#184 - Milos (09/09/2013) [-]
tfw you remember your original family after six reincarnations.
+1
#358 to #184 - sandwitchman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #80 - falloutfanatic (09/09/2013) [-]
>Spend entire life preaching new religion
>Say next savior with arrive 10 years after i die at 60
>reach 60 and become reincarnated
>live the good life for 10 years
>become messiah
>prophet
User avatar #170 to #80 - voltkills ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
maxiumum hue overload
#235 to #80 - fingernails (09/09/2013) [-]
You are a mother 			*******		 genius.
You are a mother ******* genius.
#139 to #80 - jeezloxxy (09/09/2013) [-]
>prophet
>prophet
#82 to #80 - ApocalypseKing (09/09/2013) [-]
mfw "prophet"
mfw "prophet"
#180 to #80 - mananas (09/09/2013) [-]
It's all fun and games until you get aborted.
#40 - jjholt ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
I would have so much fun at each birthing   
   
just popping out and saying "Do you have a moment for our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
I would have so much fun at each birthing

just popping out and saying "Do you have a moment for our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
#44 to #40 - willindor ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
You made me lose my 			****		!
You made me lose my **** !
#223 to #40 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
id hate to be that woman who has to birth a 60 year old for all eternity
#295 to #40 - infedel ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
thank you for finally making this relevant
User avatar #10 - Maroon ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
That doesn't sound so bad... besides the in depth knowledge of your mothers vagina...
User avatar #121 to #10 - bjornkrage (09/09/2013) [-]
bitch, c-section.
User avatar #192 to #121 - qosfortyone (09/09/2013) [-]
flip them
C-Section BEYOTCH
User avatar #195 to #192 - bjornkrage (09/09/2013) [-]
uoıʇɔǝs-ɔ 'ɥɔʇıq
#314 to #199 - scio ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #354 to #199 - waffies (09/09/2013) [-]
diagnally?
#42 - infinitereaper (09/09/2013) [-]
So... immortality   
Never having to worry about getting too old.   
Keeping your memories.   
No downsides.   
   
yeah   
   
I would 			*******		 press it.
So... immortality
Never having to worry about getting too old.
Keeping your memories.
No downsides.

yeah

I would ******* press it.
#85 to #42 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
The downside is that you keep on reliving the same 60 years.
"You will be reborn to different parents in** this current year**"

I'm all for immortality, the "everyone you know dies" argument is stupid, but living the same 60 years over and over would mean you never get to see true progress.
User avatar #132 to #85 - honkan (09/09/2013) [-]
I'm not certain that's what it means. "In the current year" Not "in *this* current year". It sounds like it means you are reborn the same year you die.
User avatar #298 to #42 - mrgoldkngamer (09/09/2013) [-]
Actually I don't think it would be immortatlity. If you were to die, say before 60, I don't think the rules would apply. Especially if you were born in a third world country, your chances of living until 60 every single time would be quite slim.
User avatar #323 to #42 - nanashialpha (09/09/2013) [-]
and then you sit there, after 50 regenerations, and you still can't let go of the memories of your first family, or watching all your loved ones die over and over again
User avatar #330 to #323 - bookyle (09/09/2013) [-]
You can probably still watch over your family's future generations and probably provide some sort of anonymous help. Kind of like at the end of the manga chibi vampire
User avatar #347 to #330 - nanashialpha (09/09/2013) [-]
but you would still be left with the knowledge that everyone you knew and loved are dead
#340 to #323 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
who cares? Future porn.
User avatar #325 to #323 - infinitereaper (09/09/2013) [-]
Maybe you can't, but I can. Besides, my families will live on.
User avatar #327 to #325 - nanashialpha (09/09/2013) [-]
how?
User avatar #50 to #42 - turboderp (09/09/2013) [-]
no downsides you say.. I'd say knowing everyone arround you will die while you live on is kind of sad.. You meet a wonderfull girl/boy and live with them for years.. and you know, no matter what, that the day will come when you have to move on.

I guess you would get used to it over time, but knowing how much it hurts only losing one of the persons I love in my life, I can't even imagine how painfull it must be knowingthat next week my life as I know it will come to an end, and I will have to start over again. Everyone I love wont be a part of my life, the achievements I've accomplished will be of no value for me anymore.

and don't ever forget the morning you're being reborn as a girl in a foreign country, end up being raped and used, mentally ruined. that's not simething I would want to live with for all eternity.
#51 to #50 - infinitereaper (09/09/2013) [-]
Personally starting a religion or organization based upon  yourself by turning yourself into some sort of Phoenix like symbol might not be a bad idea. It could take you a long way.   
   
You could start a whole organization and create a royal guard that is charged with protecting the next incarnation of you and do all sorts of stuff.   
   
I want to do things that require a thousand lifetimes, nay, I want to live forever and ever.    
   
I suppose it depends on what you want. But really it's a pretty good damn deal.
Personally starting a religion or organization based upon yourself by turning yourself into some sort of Phoenix like symbol might not be a bad idea. It could take you a long way.

You could start a whole organization and create a royal guard that is charged with protecting the next incarnation of you and do all sorts of stuff.

I want to do things that require a thousand lifetimes, nay, I want to live forever and ever.

I suppose it depends on what you want. But really it's a pretty good damn deal.
#63 to #51 - dairybun (09/09/2013) [-]
You would basically be the avatar only slightly less impressive
User avatar #53 to #51 - turboderp (09/09/2013) [-]
THIS.
User avatar #52 to #51 - evilanakie ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
psst
Buddha
User avatar #318 to #52 - jacksipian (09/09/2013) [-]
psst
Buddha doesnt reincarnate.
#18 - ilikelolz (09/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #109 - eurasia ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Wouldn't press, if I am reborn now I will no longer be a 90s kid
#312 - belshir (09/09/2013) [-]
**belshir rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Photography! Important shit! **
>reborn countless times
>effective immortality
>start spreading the word of a new religion
>make yourself the messiah of it
>prove your powers via rebirth
>become heralded child
>lead man into new age if prosperity as all religions fall before [you]anity
>unite mankind and set off for space
>lead holy terra as the god emperor of mankind
>(until bastard spoilt son plots against you)

And that kids is the 40K emperors life in a nutshell
#363 to #312 - jwagswashere (09/10/2013) [-]
Mizore is Definitely my favorite

Moka a close second
User avatar #334 to #312 - vrthbvyfa (09/09/2013) [-]
Thumb for mizore
User avatar #341 to #334 - unoriginalaccount (09/09/2013) [-]
I ******* loved Rosario Vampire.
User avatar #346 to #341 - vrthbvyfa (09/09/2013) [-]
Yeah It actually got me into anime and manga fandom.

Kyun! Vampire Girl (M@STER VERSION)
User avatar #349 to #346 - unoriginalaccount (09/09/2013) [-]
Holy **** really?
This show got me into anime too.
I've only seen Rosario Vampire, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, Kaze no Stigma, and I'm currently watching Witch Blade.
The only thing is that I keep watching unfinished animes and it really bums me out when they never finish them.
User avatar #352 to #349 - vrthbvyfa (09/09/2013) [-]
-I've seen the original FMA tv series, that put me off brotherhood but I do intend on picking it up some day
-I saw a youtube video with some kaze no stigma in it a while back which made me consider it but I went with Hidan no aria at the time instead and never looked back until today just now
-Witch blade is ok, I've seen the anime haven't read the original comic it is from.

Unfinished animes are a pain but usually more episodes will come out eventually.

Here is my old 'my anime list' I don't update it much anymore unless I come on to talk to my one mal friend. I stopped using it because of a different organization system i use now. My list was never complete anyway. But 7/8/9/10s are good, my favourites are also good and probably 10s

You need to login to view this link
+112
#5 - sandwitchman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #157 to #5 - metalmind (09/09/2013) [-]
But the other way you get to be physically fit for most of your existance.
#309 - thornberry (09/09/2013) [-]
So.. do you like crawl back in there or something?
#72 - klick (09/09/2013) [-]
And the cycle of avatars begins....
#128 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
push button
wait 60 years
get new parents
you can now **** parents with out it been incest
#142 to #128 - rdnyan (09/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #133 to #128 - ohmytoast (09/09/2013) [-]
What the **** anon
#264 - welcometoatl (09/09/2013) [-]
Do I change ethnicity? I wanna try being white for a while, while it's still fun and all.
#207 - daniboyi (09/09/2013) [-]
I would press it just to be born and the first thing I would say is 'WAaa waaa ************* !" or something equally weird like "PUSH ME INSIDE AGAIN YOU RETARD!"
User avatar #326 - batmanbeyonddgrave ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
>kill everyone off on the entire earth except for females
>keep procreating
>constantly killing off the men
>when about 60, have sex with favorite one
>die
>become own son
>profit
User avatar #8 - dafuckisthisshit (09/08/2013) [-]
i would say no becuase it doesn't say that i would be reborn as the same gender. be really screwed if i got reborn as a girl to parents in china
User avatar #19 to #8 - blargtastic (09/09/2013) [-]
I can't seem to find the negative in this... being reborn as a girl? Sweet. License to be a slut... a lesbian slut.
User avatar #24 to #19 - vicsix (09/09/2013) [-]
Girls in China are usually aborted.
#120 to #24 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
but it says you're born
User avatar #87 to #24 - Ruspanic (09/09/2013) [-]
Usually? ******** .
User avatar #302 to #87 - vicsix (09/09/2013) [-]
I don't know if you're saying I'm lying or agreeing.
User avatar #306 to #302 - Ruspanic (09/09/2013) [-]
I'm saying your claim is ******** . Girls in China are disproportionately aborted compared to boys, but definitely not "usually", i.e. a majority of the time.
User avatar #260 to #19 - sanctussvindex (09/09/2013) [-]
I'd rather not have to deal with a period
#300 to #19 - lokkeduen (09/09/2013) [-]
and if they're kept, chances are they are "sold" for marriage because of the lack of girls
User avatar #222 to #19 - JwBread (09/09/2013) [-]
Being reborn as a girl in China, though... ouch.
#215 - puar (09/09/2013) [-]
Not these posts again.
#78 - awer (09/09/2013) [-]
But.... It doesn't say anything about you being transformed back into a baby when entering the womb, right? Poor woman.
#75 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
What happens if you get killed before the age of 60?

Do you still get to "respawn"?
User avatar #137 to #75 - xplosevdiarrhea (09/09/2013) [-]
Maybe you wait until 60 years rolls around?

Otherwise you could be stillborn first time. Monkey's paw ******** .
[ 356 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)