(untitled). I know the push the button thing is old but i thought this was a really good one. com I will not! You return to the womb but Once you reach 60 years
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I know the push the button thing is old but i thought this was a really good one

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I will not!
You return to the womb but Once you reach 60 years
to be reborn again with of age you will be reborn
all your current
knowledge and the ability
to ti) eak.
to different parents in the
current year, this
continues for all eterna .
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#40 - jjholt (09/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I would have so much fun at each birthing   
   
just popping out and saying "Do you have a moment for our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
I would have so much fun at each birthing

just popping out and saying "Do you have a moment for our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
User avatar #80 - falloutfanatic (09/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Spend entire life preaching new religion
>Say next savior with arrive 10 years after i die at 60
>reach 60 and become reincarnated
>live the good life for 10 years
>become messiah
>prophet
User avatar #10 - Maroon (09/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
That doesn't sound so bad... besides the in depth knowledge of your mothers ****** ...
User avatar #109 - eurasia (09/09/2013) [-]
Wouldn't press, if I am reborn now I will no longer be a 90s kid
#184 - Milos (09/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
tfw you remember your original family after six reincarnations.
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User avatar #8 - dafuckisthisshit ONLINE (09/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
i would say no becuase it doesn't say that i would be reborn as the same gender. be really screwed if i got reborn as a girl to parents in china
User avatar #19 to #8 - blargtastic (09/09/2013) [-]
I can't seem to find the negative in this... being reborn as a girl? Sweet. License to be a slut... a ******* slut.
#42 - infinitereaper (09/09/2013) [+] (15 replies)
So... immortality   
Never having to worry about getting too old.   
Keeping your memories.   
No downsides.   
   
yeah   
   
I would 						*******					 press it.
So... immortality
Never having to worry about getting too old.
Keeping your memories.
No downsides.

yeah

I would ******* press it.
#18 - ilikelolz (09/09/2013) [-]
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#128 - anonymous (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
push button
wait 60 years
get new parents
you can now **** parents with out it been incest
User avatar #79 - steamwhistler (09/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
what's the upside of this?
#110 to #88 - jvcjvc (09/09/2013) [-]
infant knowledge
#312 - belshir (09/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
**belshir rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Photography! Important shit! **
>reborn countless times
>effective immortality
>start spreading the word of a new religion
>make yourself the messiah of it
>prove your powers via rebirth
>become heralded child
>lead man into new age if prosperity as all religions fall before [you]anity
>unite mankind and set off for space
>lead holy terra as the god emperor of mankind
>(until bastard spoilt son plots against you)

And that kids is the 40K emperors life in a nutshell
#309 - thornberry (09/09/2013) [-]
So.. do you like crawl back in there or something?
User avatar #289 - xdeathspawnx (09/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
you might want to think this through a little more. Imagine if you could remember your circumcision...
#72 - klick (09/09/2013) [-]
And the cycle of avatars begins....
#264 - welcometoatl (09/09/2013) [-]
Do I change ethnicity? I wanna try being white for a while, while it's still fun and all.
#207 - daniboyi (09/09/2013) [-]
I would press it just to be born and the first thing I would say is 'WAaa waaa ************* !" or something equally weird like "PUSH ME INSIDE AGAIN YOU RETARD!"
User avatar #68 - whiteniggers (09/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This isn't immortality. If someone kills you, you're dead. Simple as that.
#69 to #68 - professorrowan (09/09/2013) [-]
but with my life style, that not likely to happen so I'll be virtually immortal anyway
User avatar #326 - batmanbeyonddgrave (09/09/2013) [-]
>kill everyone off on the entire earth except for females
>keep procreating
>constantly killing off the men
>when about 60, have sex with favorite one
>die
>become own son
>profit
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