Trust your instincts. . I 22 hours ago Slept over at a kid' s house once when Iwas in rrd grade. Saw him pour" milk into the bowl first, then cereal. Never talk
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Trust your instincts

I 22 hours ago
Slept over at a kid' s house once when Iwas in rrd grade. Saw him pour"
milk into the bowl first, then cereal. Never talked to him again and just
discovered that he is in prison.
Trust your instincts folks.
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#4 - beehoning (09/09/2013) [-]
Makes me think of this.
#18 to #4 - taurusguy (09/09/2013) [-]
I do both of them, sometimes i dip sometimes i dont, its way more comfortable to dip though.
User avatar #47 to #4 - tazzerz (09/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #108 to #4 - witislimited (09/09/2013) [-]
As a kid, I squirted ketchup into my pasta because I was happy with it anyway. Am I a bad person?
User avatar #204 to #4 - unoriginalaccount ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Now I know why I don't have friends.
#33 to #4 - lifetime (09/09/2013) [-]
>implying i would need a filthy ketchup peasant in my life.

mustard master race
#35 to #33 - rhol (09/09/2013) [-]
Mustard with chips?
Mustard with chips?
#37 to #35 - lifetime (09/09/2013) [-]
ketchup be gross yo
User avatar #130 to #35 - jacksipian (09/09/2013) [-]
so, hows england?
User avatar #78 to #35 - kaycie (09/09/2013) [-]
I tried it for the first time a few months ago its actually really good

but **** the guy that said mayonnaise
User avatar #66 to #4 - europe (09/09/2013) [-]
#75 to #66 - kaycie (09/09/2013) [-]
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#77 to #75 - europe (09/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #201 to #66 - tanabata (09/09/2013) [-]
Thats a fact.
User avatar #187 to #66 - hotsaws (09/09/2013) [-]
Mustard>any other condiment.
User avatar #141 to #66 - noleen (09/09/2013) [-]
why not both? great sea food sauce
#52 to #4 - rokkarokkaali (09/09/2013) [-]
These people ******* disgust me.
User avatar #19 to #4 - laitheless (09/09/2013) [-]
I usually do this because I eat fries with a fork. I guess I'm just weird.
User avatar #28 to #19 - viscerys (09/09/2013) [-]
I eat chips with a fork too. It's not impossible to dip with a fork, you know?
#213 to #28 - fork (09/10/2013) [-]
God. Let me tell you how much my username sucks. People talk about forks more than you would imagine.
User avatar #29 to #28 - laitheless (09/09/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, I guess it's probably more because I've always had a really weird hatred for the idea of "double dipping" even in my own personal ketchup, so I just do dip at all. Like I said, I'm probably just really strange.
User avatar #51 to #4 - akabei ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
My sister loves fries so she always steals mine when were at a restraunt. I discovered that she hates ketchup, so now that whenever I see her try to take one, I squirt ketchup all over them.

That's the only reason. Otherwise, I would be dipping.
User avatar #6 to #4 - iamthou (09/09/2013) [-]
although I am a dipper, let me play devils advocate

how is it any different then nachos where the cheese covers the chips?
User avatar #7 to #6 - admiralen ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
cause you cant dip in cheese since it tends to solidify pretty quickly, also the ketchup tends to make the fries soggy if its on them
User avatar #38 to #7 - leonhardtv (09/09/2013) [-]
>Cup of cheese
>Starts to solidify
>Use Fry/Nacho to mix cheese
>Continue eating
User avatar #40 to #38 - admiralen ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
doesnt really work with any cheese that isnt dip cheese
User avatar #41 to #40 - leonhardtv (09/09/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't you be using dip cheese?
User avatar #42 to #41 - admiralen ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
cause some cheese tastes WAY better than dip cheese
#25 to #7 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
i like them soggy
#46 to #4 - Grom (09/09/2013) [-]
I do that when I eat a restaurant because there's always too much food on the plate to pour ketchup on the side
I do that when I eat a restaurant because there's always too much food on the plate to pour ketchup on the side
User avatar #128 to #46 - jacksipian (09/09/2013) [-]
why would you eat a restaurant? what if someone wants to go out to dinner but cant because you ate the restaurant??
User avatar #53 to #4 - funnyrage (09/09/2013) [-]
one time i set the fries onto the plate so that they would form a ring that had every fry pointing to the middle, then i poured the ketchup in the middle and every fry had a ketchupy tip. just take and eat
#62 to #53 - holeymoley (09/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #76 to #62 - funnyrage (09/09/2013) [-]
thank you. and for the love of god try it.
#183 to #53 - creosote (09/09/2013) [-]
That sounds a little time consuming for "fast" food.
That sounds a little time consuming for "fast" food.
User avatar #9 to #4 - willindor ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
So that's why people hate me.
#181 - Funnyjunksucksnow (09/09/2013) [-]
>Mom and Dad constantly fighting.
>See Mom get viciously beaten by Dad.
>Dad then leaves and never comes back.
>Mom too busy working the streets to spend time with me.
>Finally make a friend and school and invite him over.
>My pain and torture is over.
>Go to make cereal, panic no one ever showed me the right way to do this.
>Pour milk first so cereal doesn't get soggy too fast, it only makes sense to me.
>Kid immediately leaves and never talks to me again.
>Distrust every person I meet.
>End up in prison.
#8 - destroyallhumustwo (09/09/2013) [-]
British Problem, When someone pours the milk first into the mug for some TEA.
this explains

Doc Brown - My Proper Tea
User avatar #94 to #8 - xmonke (09/09/2013) [-]
This is very educational. I'm American so I don't drink tea, but now know what to do when I'm in Britain.
User avatar #103 to #8 - slugnugget (09/09/2013) [-]
wtf why is that a problem? this seem really pathetic if this actually pisses you off.

This is the way everyone I know makes tea.
User avatar #112 to #8 - slugnugget (09/09/2013) [-]
This isnt a "British" problem. This is an idiots problem who think it hugely makes a difference. The only time you need to put the water in first is when you dont know how much milk the tea drinker wants. You let them add their own milk. If you know how much ******* milk someone wants their is no reason to not add the milk first.

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Educate yourself you ******* cretin!
User avatar #208 to #8 - BUNNYNATER (09/09/2013) [-]
Who in the right mind pours the milk into the cup before the hot water? It's like when people put the sugar in first...
User avatar #10 to #8 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
I can confirm that this is yes.
User avatar #116 to #10 - slugnugget (09/09/2013) [-]
Except its not.

There is no reason to add the milk last unless you're not sure how much milk the other person wants.

I have no ******* doubt if you're british you know how everyone in your family likes their tea!
User avatar #11 to #8 - thewaronbeingcool (09/09/2013) [-]
Even worse is when someone pours the milk in while the teabag is still in the mug.
User avatar #34 to #11 - kittywithclaws ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
My uncle puts the teabag in the cup, then pours the milk in and lets it just ******* sit there. That makes me more angry than anything else
User avatar #105 to #34 - slugnugget (09/09/2013) [-]
the only one with a problem is you. It literally makes no ******* difference.

I've made at least cups of tea a day for the last 10 years and believe me i have tired making it in any different order possible and it makes no ******* difference.

You should sort yourself out kid if that annoys you.
User avatar #109 to #105 - kittywithclaws ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
And yet, you seem to be the one arguing with pretty much anyone you can find here. If other people's personal opinions piss you off this much, then maybe you're the one with the problem.

Also, you make "at least cups of tea a day"? That's pretty impressive.
User avatar #113 to #109 - slugnugget (09/09/2013) [-]
I'm not arguing. I'm telling people not be such faggots over something that you're wrong about anyway.

You're Uncle is doing it right!

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Educate yourself you ******* cretin!
User avatar #134 to #113 - kittywithclaws ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
What if you're brewing tea for multiple people? Some people want different amounts of milk, some dont want milk at all. If you put milk in every mug, then you have to just completely redo some of them if people dont want milk. If you add water first, you leave it to brew and then you can go ask who wants milk/sugar.

Let the bag brew in the hot water first. Dont let it soak in cold milk, what the ******* . That isnt going to do **** . Maybe you didnt understand my first point, my uncle pours in milk over the teabag, leaves it and then takes the bag out. And THEN adds in the hot water. Completely removing the main component of brewing tea. Letting the leaves soak in hot water is essential. Hotter the better, therefor, add the milk after.

And i'm pretty sure you're arguing. You replied to almost everyone in this thread directly attacking whatever they're saying, you're citing a source, and as a last resort you swear or just straight up insult the person you're talking If that's not an argument, i dont know what is.
User avatar #139 to #134 - slugnugget (09/09/2013) [-]
If you did read my other replies like you said you did then you would have ******* noticed that I said the only time you shouldn't add milk first is if you're making tea for people you do not know.

Also correcting internet grammar doesn't make you any smarter.

Really think about that considering you only wrote he leaves the teabag in the milk and nothing else! You only have yourself to blame for the confusion.

Well I wasn't going to argue! I was going to leave a reply and be done with it.
The swearing, the insulting and the bad language doesn't make for an argument considering this is a one way street!

This is a ******* roast! And you ************* who think hot water first is the correct way indefinitely are on the end of it.

And if you're afraid of a little profanity then maybe Mommy shouldn't let you stay on the internet so late.

Some at me you pissy furry loving ************ ! I'll make you heart thumble and dick crumble! Because I AM SLUGNUGGET! THE INTERNET WARRIOR!
User avatar #154 to #139 - kittywithclaws ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Honestly, now you're just arguing for arguments sake.

Personally, i believe the tea should brew in as hot water as possible. As do a large number of other people. That's the origins of tea, it gets the most flavor out of the leafs. It allows you to brew for guests no matter their preference of milk. It also means the tea will stay warmer for longer once it's ready to drink.

Right now you're just purely resulting to petty insults which arent even relevant, and trying to brute force through this conversation.
User avatar #192 to #154 - slugnugget (09/09/2013) [-]
Yep there you go ************ though your arse. Actually read the back of a coffee tub. It says DO NOT make with boiling hot water. If you actually knew anything about brewing or cooking in general. In most cases boiling coffee beans or tea leaves loses the flavor.

I dont need to refer to petty insults ffs. I use them because I can and I like to make ignorant and purely wrong people angry.

User avatar #104 to #11 - slugnugget (09/09/2013) [-]
why the ******* hell does that even remotely piss you off?
User avatar #152 to #104 - thewaronbeingcool (09/09/2013) [-]
It makes the tea stronger, and I hate strong tea.
User avatar #190 to #152 - slugnugget (09/09/2013) [-]
Know it doesnt mate. I hate strong tea but this how I always make it. Aslong as you dont keep in the teabag too long its fine. Nicer even.
#54 - seizure (09/09/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Have a kid named [Censored] sleep over
>Breakfast time
>Decide to pour milk first then cereal to see how [Censored] will react
>He starts freaking out
>Runs away, still in pajamas, never hear from him again
>Stepdad sees him running away and says I'm a ******* tard and will never have any real friends
>Starts beating the **** out of me, it becomes his routine
>Mom never does anything about it, says that's just the way he is and that I shouldn't have made him angry in the first place
>I become extremely depressed, hate everything because of bitch stepdad, afraid to wear short sleeves because of whip marks
>Stepdad still whooping me even in my senior year of HS
>Graduation time, decide to move the **** out,
>Tell mom and bitch stepdad
>Stepdad grabs a bball bat and tries to hit me, misses
> ******************* .avi
>Start kicking the **** out of the little ******
>Break his nose, four ribs and his right knee
>Neighbours call cops
>The little bitch says I attacked him first with a bball bat, mom confirms his story
> ********************** .jpg
>Neighbours say I always seemed a little "off" and "antisocial"
>Cops arrest me, don't dig the whole self-defense/abuse story
>Lawyer tries to get me a couple of months in a mental institution, but apparently I didn't seem "that off"
>Get maximum sentence for assault, five years
> **** you [Censored]
User avatar #177 to #54 - wtfduud ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
What about the whip marks then?
#194 to #177 - seizure (09/09/2013) [-]
Not that big of a deal, most guys in jail still ****** me.
User avatar #59 to #54 - lellendo (09/09/2013) [-]
Even the same comment?
User avatar #20 - umaya (09/09/2013) [-]
I know a guy who poured water on his cornflakes, I felt so disturbed when I saw him do it I never went to his house again.
#83 - kaycie (09/09/2013) [-]
>people like mayo on their fries
>people put jam in their cereal
>people microwave milk in the bowl then add cereal
>people like soggy cereal
>one guy stands up to wipe his ass
User avatar #93 to #83 - sepheroth (09/09/2013) [-]
I used to stand, then I heard it was weird on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show, tried it sitting down and it changed my life.
#129 to #93 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
when i learned to use the toilet, i used to have to stand because otherwise id fall in, since i used my hands to hold my self up, old habits die hard.
#101 to #83 - funnygiggles (09/09/2013) [-]
Whenever I see this meme there is a voice that yells the text in my head.
User avatar #106 to #83 - slugnugget (09/09/2013) [-]
if you've never had mayo and fries you're the one with the problems.

Yes putting liquid on stuff tends to make it soggy.

You should be able to handle the amount of sog if you dont leave your cereal out for ages.
#162 to #83 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
I microwave tea.
#179 to #83 - poppycocks (09/09/2013) [-]
Wait most people don't stand? I have been oblivious to this my entire life.
#115 to #83 - deathpwn (09/09/2013) [-]
Mixing mayo with mustard actually makes the best sauce for dipping fries in..
User avatar #215 to #115 - kaycie (09/10/2013) [-]
I thought that's what mcdonalds mac sauce was
User avatar #140 to #83 - ttubkcid (09/09/2013) [-]
Mayo on pizza tastes awesome. I once tried mixing ketchup with mayo since I had a friend who always ate his fries like that. **** looked and tasted like satan's diarheea.
User avatar #178 to #140 - hidanfangirl (09/09/2013) [-]
That's called ************* fry sauce, bitch.
User avatar #196 to #83 - magnusraiden (09/09/2013) [-]
I didn't know that you didn't have to stand up while you have to wipe.
Not to mention I like soggy cereal and put mayo on my hot dog
#85 to #83 - autoxx (09/09/2013) [-]
I stand up to wipe my ass...

Easier to get the proper "wrist cheek spread" technique and do a good job down there
User avatar #91 to #85 - alarmdemon (09/09/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link a person who stands whilst wiping i approve of this.
#69 - ttubkcid (09/09/2013) [-]
I always pour the milk before the cereals and I think I'm a fairly normal person.   
When I pour the cereals first I don't know how many to put and too many cereals destroy the taste of the baby liver.
I always pour the milk before the cereals and I think I'm a fairly normal person.
When I pour the cereals first I don't know how many to put and too many cereals destroy the taste of the baby liver.
User avatar #188 to #69 - awakendhybrid (09/09/2013) [-]
And here I was only going to comment on your use of the word 'cereals'.
#82 - fogglebeast (09/09/2013) [-]
Pouring milk first?
#67 - HarvietheDinkle (09/09/2013) [-]
all dese commens
all dese commens
User avatar #17 - rainbowisbestpone (09/09/2013) [-]
I pour milk first into bowl because then I microwave it. Then I add cereal
User avatar #197 to #17 - explositationer (09/09/2013) [-]
Cold Cereal Master race!
Pour cereal first master race!
#199 to #17 - silverlance (09/09/2013) [-]
admin ban this man!
User avatar #22 to #17 - QuakinDuck (09/09/2013) [-]
Same here
#61 to #17 - thefjgienni **User deleted account** (09/09/2013) [-]
you sicken me
#84 to #17 - wonderdash (09/09/2013) [-]
You are going to grow up to be a great man.
#145 to #17 - blokrokker ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
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#156 to #17 - danster (09/09/2013) [-]
Warm milk
Warm milk
User avatar #157 to #156 - rainbowisbestpone (09/09/2013) [-]
>Not eating cereals with warm milk
>Stay plebeian
#159 to #157 - danster (09/09/2013) [-]
**danster rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Find 8 differences **
Last time I tried I nearly gagged.
I needed a cross to exorcise the evil that manifested in me.
#21 to #17 - samous (09/09/2013) [-]
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#26 to #23 - gux (09/09/2013) [-]
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This is wrong on so many levels....
User avatar #56 to #30 - folkflunky (09/09/2013) [-]
I think I can masturbate to this.
User avatar #110 to #56 - queeditch (09/09/2013) [-]
Even if they are both male?
#127 to #110 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #117 to #110 - folkflunky (09/09/2013) [-]
Yeah I think so.
User avatar #120 to #117 - queeditch (09/09/2013) [-]
You are a real badass. Cum on, tell me you are joking.
User avatar #122 to #120 - folkflunky (09/09/2013) [-]
I'm serious. 3edgy
User avatar #166 to #26 - Seventeen (09/09/2013) [-]
like david ike giving a speech in a lift.
#185 to #23 - dotzero (09/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #214 to #185 - rainbowisbestpone (09/10/2013) [-]
Well. If we look at my picture and your gif. We have some incest
User avatar #209 to #185 - mlpokeyuan (09/09/2013) [-]
Shadogre OTP
#58 to #23 - holeymoley (09/09/2013) [-]
Strangely enough I was looking for this image.
#71 to #23 - harryscene (09/09/2013) [-]
**harryscene rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Conspiracy ** ._.
#36 to #17 - onenuttedchimp (09/09/2013) [-]
what the absolute 			****		 is wrong with you?
what the absolute **** is wrong with you?
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#39 to #17 - vansamen ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
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#65 to #24 - coolgabe (09/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #100 - guto (09/09/2013) [-]
I do put milk first... is something wrong with me?
User avatar #111 to #100 - threadz ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Get Out (Zero Punctuation)
User avatar #193 to #100 - elmarcocfc ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
#169 to #100 - datgermanguy (09/09/2013) [-]
#114 to #100 - hydromatic (09/09/2013) [-]
Stay away from me.
Stay away from me.
#150 to #143 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (09/09/2013) [-]
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#14 - skyhawk (09/09/2013) [-]
**skyhawk rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Yaoi Hole ** i pour milk in first...someone please explain the joke?
random pic cause i dont have anything relevant
#16 to #14 - fridayiscoming (09/09/2013) [-]
The joke is that you are a sick prick that ends up in a prison.
User avatar #50 to #14 - wliia (09/09/2013) [-]
It's one of those things that isn't that terrible, but it's a bit wrong. Little off. You know that feeling when you watch your parents use a computer because they just do stuff wrong? That's what everyone thinks when you pour your milk first. It's not that bad, but pouring in the cereal is better.
User avatar #3 - mookiez (09/09/2013) [-]
I do that, I pour the milk first. Then a little bit of cereal, eat it and pour a little bit more cereal. It doesn't get soggy that way.
#5 to #3 - hammertheham (09/09/2013) [-]
im on your side i was that ******* kid that ate one reeses puff at a time they taste the worst soggy
User avatar #13 to #3 - studsper (09/09/2013) [-]
I like my cereal soggy, still i pour the milk first, I think. Havn't eaten it in ages.
#70 to #13 - HarvietheDinkle (09/09/2013) [-]
"I like my cereal soggy"
"I like my cereal soggy"
#87 to #70 - smellmyfaceforswag (09/09/2013) [-]
I like my cereal soggy too. It's a type of soup, dumbass. What else is it supposed to be? Dry?

Cereal first, milk second
#89 to #87 - HarvietheDinkle (09/09/2013) [-]
...did you actually get offended?

It was a joke

Crispy is best, tho
User avatar #60 to #48 - reginleif ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
I guess I can't be trusted then.

Oreos are so messy to eat the right way, and then you end up with excess milk. Q.Q
User avatar #144 to #90 - reginleif ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #175 - etrian (09/09/2013) [-]
I only pour the milk first when I'm trying to be quiet.
User avatar #43 - lorkhan (09/09/2013) [-]
I pour milk first then cereal, I also stand up whipping my ass.
User avatar #86 to #43 - arweenk (09/09/2013) [-]
why would you whip your ass???
User avatar #107 to #86 - queeditch (09/09/2013) [-]
Perhaps he doesn't know the difference between wiping and whipping, so maybe he does both? Obviously he meant wiping, LOL.
User avatar #174 to #107 - lorkhan (09/09/2013) [-]
Fukken **** , I love typos.
User avatar #124 to #43 - slugnugget (09/09/2013) [-]
I hope you wash your hands after breakfast...
#202 - iloveyourass (09/09/2013) [-]
Everyone has their dark days.
User avatar #189 - sag (09/09/2013) [-]
never live the thug life....
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